I always laugh when I see this posted by Andy Griffith Show fans:
The Reason Mayberry Was So Peaceful Was Because Nobody Was Married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara, and Opie were all unmarried.
The only married person was Otis and he was always drunk.