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My personal tierlist of every pokemon has been updated! It now includes all of the DLC pokemon in gen 9, and also all of the gigantamax forms.
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I love slowing down footage to trick people into thinking the difference between 30 and 60 fps is actually visible
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Would you believe me if I told you that this is actually one of the worst fully evolved pokemon in the game?
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Alright I’ve seen the Karen quote one too many times and I need this off my chest
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>Enters gen 9 OU to find great tusk doing it's job already
>It's best moves are gone
>Is mere hundredths of a percent away from dropping at one point
>Gets absolutely NOTHING in DLC 2 while powercreep is through the roof like never before
>STILL
>REFUSES
>TO
>DROP
New year, new OU, same Tusk supremacy
More usage stats and information here: smogon.com/forums/threads/us…
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It took exactly one generation for this bird to become the most banned motherfucker in smogon history and it's still going
Join and cheer for us by participating in SV Rarelyused's latest suspect test: Oricorio-Pom-Pom!
For details: smogon.com/forums/threads/sv…
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I feel like I woke up from a fucking coma why is a pokemon with these numbers sitting in NU????
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They're like those fucked-up dog breeds that are supposed to look cute but are so over-the-top that you just feel sorry for them and all the birth defects that come as a result of such heavy inbreeding
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Honestly I feel like the scene would have worked better with him occasionally turning invisible, because that’s his one and only advantage here
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OK so if we agree that 30 billion spongebobs is enough to beat goku, and we also accept that it takes less than 30 spongebobs to beat one lion, and we also agree that mario and luigi beat sephiroth, then we've narrowed it down to 4 candidates.
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Also: because it’s simpler program, every NPC’s pokemon are coded to have maximum friendship UNLESS they learn the move frustration. Ghetsis’s hydregion, being the only trainer’s pokemon to have the move, is the only pokemon hard-coded to have minimum friendship with it’s trainer
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Strength sap is such an insanely busted move bruh what were they thinking overtuning it this hard??? It should restore like... a quarter as much HP as it does, you hit literally any pokemon with it, not even a physical attacker, and you still recover like 80% of your HP
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Btw I am 100% serious that people should give stealth rock a chance in VGC. You know what could stop incineroar from coming in 8 billion times per game? Having to lose 25% of it’s HP every time it gets on the field
piped.video/watch?v=6BfANSEK… Gonna post about this again in the morning when more people can see it but I finally got the hazards video uploaded...
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"With this generation's UU resembling last generation's OU-"
My brother in christ, this generation's *RU* resembles *THIS* generation's OU
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This leaves us with 2 options left, but crucially, Bill Cipher's one weakness is twin siblings, and based on flavor text in Mario run, we know that Mario and Luigi are actually fraternal twins.
Conclusion: Mario & Luigi win
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If you’re playing an FPS and obsessing over framerate you’re not actually having fun
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I hate to break it to you but y’all were never gonna be able to make a dent in DISNEY of all companies. Even if every single twitter user refused to watch this movie it would not have made a dent.
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“Oh, Ava Tyson is setting us back 50 years it’s so over”
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
THIS ISNT CHANGING ANYONE’S MIND!
THESE ASSHOLES ALREADY MADE UP THEIR MINDS ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE!
QUIT REPOSTING YOUR FUCKING DOOMERISM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR PARENTS OR SOMETHING
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OK naw they're just pulling too many gimmicks outta their ass. The aggron just hit me with a "but it refused" right after I set up with terapagos, the haxorus is wearing like 3 choice bands it just did over 80% to toxapex, and every god damn pokemon has like 6 lum berries
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Do you just like, develop a 6th sense for this shit once you make one too many megalovania edits?
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Yeah because she looks like they slapped water balloons on the chest of a ten year old
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I watched the whole thing and basically it was a dream where he was his favorite movie star
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Bill Cipher's most notable feat is killing time baby (and the army that accompanied it), which would easily put him above even legendary pokemon and given the size of his chair made of humans, it's safe to assume that he has the crowd control to beat 30 billion spongebobs.
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"Oh mega evolution shouldn't require an item it should involve the affection stat or something." CAN YOU IMAGINE. CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE HOW BROKEN THESE MONS WOULD BE WITH A FREE ITEM SLOT. IMAGINE IF MEGA LUCARIO COULD HOLD A CHOICE BAND. IF MEGA ZARD Y COULD HAVE BOOTS.
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This seems cool and all but it's definitely just gonna be scarf plus band/specs on one pokemon 90% of the time.
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There's no question. Some mons have had higher usage peaks, some have been in OU for longer, but there will never ever be another pokemon like lando-T that tops the usage stats and defines the meta in both OU AND VGC for a whole decade, lando is synonymous with competitive play.
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Gen 3 genuinely has some of the most poorly-designed rock types in the game and that is SAYING SOMETHING. Solrock, lunatone, lileep, cradily, all such nothingburger pokemon
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??? Genuinely where are the replies that you’d block someone over? Am I missing the joke or something???
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This is the second post I’ve seen today making fun of flag discourse, what is the context for this???
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Right? I literally watched this and was muttering “liquidation gunk shot what are you DOING bro just run a special set” and then suddenly did an actual wojak face shouting “Upper- WHAT?!”
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New move that didn't exist until SV DLC 2. It's a 65bp physical fighting attack that's got +3 priority, and fails unless the target selects a priority move this turn.
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Unova has exactly one strong starter and it gets countered by dirge so hard it’s not even funny
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I love how easy it is to tell who in this comment section has played in a tier with magearna before and who hasn't.
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If people are gonna insist on using male pronouns for genderless pokemon because it's "default" for some reason, it's only fair to apply that same standard to pheromosa and diancie
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Buddy, it's got the fucking glowking typing in a tier without kingambit, roaring moon, or gholdengo.
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Y'all wanna talk about gen 9 powercreep being insane BRUH LOOK AT GEN 6. THIS MF WASNT EVEN OU
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This sounds cool until you consider stuff like libero cinderace, or the monotype boost making rillaboom waaaay too fucking strong
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Either that or he is the right one and the government can't admit that they used some illegal methods of IDing him
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fr having it's usage split across 4 forms causing it to fall down tiers more often is probably the biggest reason it dropped so much into tiers it needs to then get banned from
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Pokemon fans will say that Sun & Moon were bad games because they had so many cutscenes and then still wonder why pokemon games have “no story” like bruh the story was right fucking there you just didn’t pay attention.
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Proposed breloom rework:
+40 HP
+20 def
+3 spa
+27 spe
Change bullet seed to a water-type attack that only hits 3 times, and give it a water typing
Take away spore and mach punch and let it hit through protection, and you have a reasonable sidegrade in both singles and VGC
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The year is 20XX. Combee has recently been banned to ubers due to the uncompetitive nature of it’s hustle sets. The only 2 legal pokemon left in OU are gholdengo and kingambit. The metagame is finally healthy.
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Wait, OP was talking about fucking BALDUR'S GATE 3??? Jesus christ, pokemon fans really are afraid to have to use any braincells when playing a video game
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Hey is anyone playing a gen 8 monotype tournament? Yeah don't test your teams on the public OU ladder dumbass
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Tbf what else are they gonna make? It’s not exactly possible to know what animals are gonna evolve into over time- WAIT ACTUALLY THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST MADE THEM ALL CRABS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUNNY
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I love it when an infinite fusion design makes me scream "YES! YOU GET IT! YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THESE POKEMON KICK ASS!"
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Oh, Jake Paul is gonna like, actually die, isn't he?
🚨58 year old Mike Tyson looks absolutely ripped two weeks out from the Jake Paul fight.
Mike also admitted that his second personality Iron Mike has returned: “I’m always careful when that guy comes out. Every time I drink or get ready to fight and Iron Mike returns, I break out in handcuffs. Unfortunately, I have to fight and be that guy. I wish I could stop that guy. That guy haunts me. I wish I could stop that guy. I wish that guy died, but he’s here again”.
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