Essex boy but naturalised West Midlander. Husband and Dad to two teenage lads. Support Spurs and England rugby. Juniors rugby coach.
Birmingham, UK
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My colleague was presenting to our whole group (200 lawyers) on her laptop. It was Friday at 4. An outlook message popped up in the corner of the screen, from one of her pals, with the Subject Line βLetβs getting fucking wankeredβ.
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My wife and two sons all have COVID. So Iβm eating alone, sleeping alone and have a sitting room to myself every night.
Itβs bloody amazing, if Iβm honest.
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Iβm not sure itβs tragedy related Henry, at least any more. Itβs that they perpetually feel that theyβre hard done by - and make that point relentlessly on here - itβs a theme that we see every season. Itβs so tiresome.
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If Spurs were officially interested in Gabriel Jesus, I canβt help think it was to ramp up the price. Theyβre now paying a sub with 1 goal in 3 (for the best team around) the highest ever club wage. Mustnβt laugh.
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For my first eight dates with my (now) wife, we went for something to eat. Then, on the ninth, we went to see a movie.
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman.
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Pretty apparent that the only thing that he didnβt like about the Super League was the fact that Newcastle United was not in it.
Yesssssssss. We can dare to hope again ππ»ππ»ππ» ππΌββοΈβ«οΈβͺοΈβ«οΈβͺοΈβ«οΈβͺοΈ #NUFC
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Hey @SpursOfficial, is it really reasonable for a Spurs top for a 7 year old to cost Β£71.99 (including a name, and delivery)? Hardly a way to encourage it eh?
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I am a lawyer and do construction disputes on major projects. I have represented clients on disputes on Wembley and Anfield. Nearly all major schemes go wrong. A 4-month delay on a Β£400m scheme is not at all unusual, and dare I say it, pretty typical. Just roll with it.
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Iβm not necessarily denying this motivation, but JKR is nowhere near the best writer of her generation. She writes childrenβs books which are fine butβ¦
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If youβre suggesting that there wasnβt a dude called Jesus, then thatβs not right. Itβs the Son of God bit that is up for debate.
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In the last 10 years Spursβ average league position has been 4.5.
In the 10 years before ENIC, the average position was 11.0.
So - even ignoring infrastructure improvements - itβs important not to forget this clear performance improvement, when having a pop at trophies.
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My Dad came home pissed after a work do. Missed his station and got off randomly further down the line. Texted my Mum at 1am saying βWhere am I?β
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Got to be happy that he has been impeached again and canβt tweet about it. Must be driving him bananas.
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You canβt call people out for being unintelligent and at the same time have two misplaced apostrophes.
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People do not take their kids to work, however weβll-behaved they might be. This is a misguided beef. Take maternity or get child care, as the rest of the UK would have to.
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Getting a lot of grief from Levy Out brigade. I am simply happy that I love the club whatever, and itβs not conditional on spending big. To the contrary, if anything. Weβre doing it properly and I am very proud of that.
Championship Manager has a lot to answer for.
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Wouldnβt you only have to replace it once? If youβre hiding the fact that youβve drink seven further bottles of scotch, do seek some help.
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Spurs appoint a director of football. Something the #LevyOut lot have been asking for for ages. Yet theyβre already complaining, saying itβs some type of scheme by Levy to avoid accountability.
How predictable. Bore off.
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There is no scenario where someone, who doesnβt look for work and decides to burgle instead, is not totally at fault.
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This fuel crisis was fuelled by 30 petrol stations closing, a localised BP issue in the south.
It wasnβt due to a fuel shortage and wasnβt due to a tanker driver shortage.
Amazing how things snowball, when the population comprises 20% idiots.
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Β£60m for a guy with one year left, who who wants to leave and who has no other suitors, is very good business.
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It is Scousers' one day out a year to get dressed up (unless in Court), and they cannot handle it.
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Teachers are against re-opening schools on 8 March 2021.
Now there's a surprise.
If they lived in the real world, they'd understand how ridiculous this is to everyone else.
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Those who donβt support Levy donβt support the club. Itβs easy.
You canβt be fair weather fans, chaps.
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My eight year old just asked me what a βwankerβ was, after overhearing me talking to the cat.
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Are you justifying an attempted murder because of words? If so, thereβs an old kids rhyme you need to know about.
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Good idea. Letβs hope the cyclists play their part and ride at the side of the road. Single file.
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No one will say anything against Liverpudlians, simply as they have a history of boycotting products. Itβs ridiculous.
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Nice to listen @spursshow yesterday and hear a lot of common sense about Levy, his passion for the ground etc., his efforts. It was nice to hear some grown ups for a change.
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Youβd think nothing would surprise you, after 12 years on here. But 5m unvaccinated in the UK is quite incredible. Thatβs quite a number of ignorant, or plain crazy, folk.
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Yes. When you could finally afford an album and listened to it mercilessly, until it was irrevocably burnt into your soul.
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Spurs have not made any comments about managers. For all we know, they knew who they wanted instantly but had to wait.
And the press had to fill the vacuum, and the Twitter pile-on followed.
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Who is your favourite non-star Spurs player. One that you always had a soft spot for?
Mine is probably Tony Galvin.
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It is hardly awash. If you search βTrumpβ and βdieβ, just what were you expecting? Itβs almost like you were looking for this.
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If Spurs get Conte and Paratici, and have a summer transfer splurge, itβs nice to know that all the #ENICOut numpties will not enjoy it quite as much as me.
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Champagne here in the UK. Well done #USA. You did it. Now make yourselves actually great again.
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Levy not getting enough credit for ignoring Pochettino when, with fans offside, it would have been the easiest appointment in the world to make.
He knew who he wanted, is my take. All other rumours BS paper talk.
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