fashion / lifestyle / entertainment content creator 📩 : smaangelem@gmail.com
Johannesburg, South Africa
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Representing the dusty streets of Soweto... Hi, I'm Smangele.
#DearSouthAfrica
#ZaraSouthAfrica
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Lol My uncle insists on walking me to the bus stop ekseni but he walks slow cz of his crutches so he leaves the house first and waits for me ekhonini and when I’m about to approach he moves to the next corner, kanjalo kanjalo til ngfike 😂
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From time to time it hits me that my sister passed away at age 23. So young and full of life.
Then I think about how she already had 3 kids at that age then that grief quickly turns to judgement 😭😭. Mara naye yho
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Anyone looking for a puppy around Soweto? We are giving away 5. And before you ask for a breed, idk. Yinja yase lokshini ok !
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6 fucken months?? Yhooo witnesses and whistleblowers will be dead by then mos 😳
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There’s that part on iPlan la ngathi ama lyrics uwazwela ekdeeeeeni.. bese aloku ayasondela kancane kancane. YHO MA WEEEH 😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I owe my gran R150. She keeps telling my aunts “ niyambona sekagezile? uyophuza imali yami “
First of all, ngiphuza imali yabafana mina suster 😳😳
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Sohlalaph kodwa no myen wam oyi team leader e call centre othethe i loan yokung’ lobola? Cumon. Either that or sohlala kubo la kune gate eliwayo
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Guys siya kuma voting stations ngoban iskhathi to avoid making it in people’s vlogs ??
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His gf is paying tribute there on TT abe afe nenye intombazane. Abasamkhuzi ngesi Swati in the comments. “sowungate ukhalele indzodza efe nenye intombatane” 😭😭
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A quick reminder again.. If you feel like awsathandwa. That's true. Ngeke ufile ngathi ulambile usuthi..
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I cried AGAIN and said I miss my late mother just to avoid answering questions zobufebe 😭😭
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😂😂 I kinda stopped tweeting about how I feel about losing a parent when 1 of yall said “ kunini sithi sorry “ to someone here. Yhoo nisile nina fok
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Every time my gran gives me relationship advice I realize why it’s been 35 years kungena mkhulu la kithi..
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Bongani naye she’s always leaning on Booth when taking pictures like a true skhebereshe 😭
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My aunt is a mashonisa and she just called me to go fight a lady who’s refusing to pay her. During the week my friend asked me to go fight a wig company that didn’t deliver her hair. Kanti manje ngiyi sgora na mina kanti? 😳😭
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Ayakha Jiyane was hanged from a tree by her step father. Her 3 siblings were also hanged by the same man who is their father. Eyy akasizwele uhulumeni bantu 😞. Declare GBV as a national disaster! 💜
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Lento yenu yokuthi mani chayisa emsebenzini nibuze thina esi unemployed ukuthi kwenzakalan on the tl inobu ice boy nyana.. uban okmele agadele nina iyndaba?? 😳
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Still can’t believe that as a nation we saw this happen in real time just from a Woolies picture. South Africa?!
How far would she go for love? This three-part documentary series examines Dr Nandipha’s connection to Thabo Bester’s outrageous prison escape. Beauty And The Bester, only on Netflix 12 September.
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Yey !! Kabza naye bamugila. Saw a clip on an interview with both of them athi he landed wamangala their first album together has dropped on all platforms without his knowledge 😭
You guys are acting like you don’t know that every artist in South Africa (besides Kabza) that has worked with Maphorisa has a story of this exact sort.
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Everyone has left to go to my aunt’s and I’m left here cz I was tasked to look after the plasma so my uncle won’t steal it. Merry xmas guys 😞
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Overhead my lil sister sending a vn to her bf ukuthi angamenzi so not after she sacrificed her family. Aibo 😳😳 usho ukthini guys? Ama 2k athwala ngathi ukuthi ama relationship wabo abe strong 😭
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Best thing to ever come out of September was my dad dying on this day in 2010.. ngathi angavuka afe futhi yhooo 🙏🏾
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My gran is embarrassed that I’m drinking Hunters gold while her friend is here. First of all ufunan lo gogo la??
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Hi guys. My aunt bakes different birthday cakes, this is one of them. Please rt her slay customer might on your tl 🙏🙏🙏.
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That Zanzibar threads reminds me of what OkMalumKoolKat did to that lady in her hotel room all those years ago. The exact same thing 😳. Imagine waking up to a man next to you without knowing. Yho
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I hope next year izinto zam zivaye sharp, if not for myself ke atleast forr i family yam. Clearly labantu i soft life bazoy’philiswa yimi ende angi mind’i shem.
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Lomfana u sharp kanjan. Very intentional and all those nice things. Eyy but makang’ bamba ngathi ngihanjwa yi nyoka yho. 😭
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Lol my thing is, when Mihlali is being celebrated as an influencer people always state how it doesn’t count cz she had a good financial start up. But now she’s actually acknowledging the fact that vele yi cheese girl niyamphikisa futhi?? Aowa
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“ chomi it’s fine I’ll cover you just take an Uber to gemelli “
Lapho i Uber ithi R256 from Dobsonville. Yho nkosyam abangan abahlukane nathi ok 😭😭😂
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He still steals our phones and stuff but he’s so sweet cz he doesn’t want other people to steal from us 🥺❤️
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So my gran sells atchaar and ice blocks right. She discovered that I saved her contact with her name and ICE. Did she not call my aunt and tell her ukuthi ngim’save ngo gogo othengisa ama ice. 😂😂
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Anyway, she’s asking why no one told her ukuthi umfana bekajola. Lol Imagine you a stranger dm’ing an influencer and telling em eh baba ngbone i ou yakho ijola. Next thing you’re a title of her next vlog “ Haters Are Gonna Hate, Potatoes Will Potate” 😭
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I wanna take my gran to groove one day bese Izolo plays bese ngimbuze ukuthi angahlala yena endlini kunje la.. Ngfuna futhi azwe le part ethi THILILILI
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My gran saw ukuthi I’m not barging nge R150 yakhe and she took amathambo ne hamper nge gama lam, ngimangala umama angmisa estradeni athi uzokoleka.. yhoo I’m done with this hun shem.. 😭
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You guys are always on attack mode. Read to understand. It’s been more than 10 years now. Why is your house not loadshedding friendly? But every week uphuza i jager instead of investing in shares at eskom.. yho nina nifuna ukutshelwa yonkinto.
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Ni sign’a ama petition wok’nuka but couldn’t update your voting stations in time on that very same internet. Smh
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Once found an interesting fact abt identical twins & shared it my ex, he shrugged and said “oh I thought every1 knew that” so I went & asked my friends & they said they didn’t know. So I went back n told him wathi “ oh well I guess all of u have the same thinking capabilities” 😭
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Once left to go to dbn for 2 weeks, came back and my jeans were still on the line that’s when I stopped giving my family money for grozza
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Angaz ngani le emakhishini but ekasi alipheli iviki abantu banga protest’i . Ende ke kdala bayenza so, jive nou ukuthi lento seyi affecta wonke umuntu. Nani ibani angry enough lapho ema Kyalami.
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Atleast Mbali can see she isn’t alone by you guys sharing your stories.. As for me, not even amabherede can beat it out of me yhoo
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I can't believe I'm in a process of having 3 bfs same time. Just the other day I had none... When God shows up, He truly shows off..
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Guys wu sis wami lo. Onenkinga ngale tweet akaz’ bhalele eyakhe ono sisi ongana bantwana. Aibo futsek 😳
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You delete bolt you get into a quantum and the driver rapes you. You decide ok sharp lemme get a car, a man follows you to the parking lot and does whatever he wants with you. So kahle kahle ubani inkinga la? Hayy shem
LADIES DELETE BOLT!
LADIES DELETE BOLT!
LADIES DELETE BOLT!
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LADIES DELETE BOLT!
LADIES DELETE BOLT!
LADIES DELETE BOLT!
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“ I’d never buy a woman a Range Rover nna “
Kusho uTshepo ogeza nge sunlight ize ibe yi sim card
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We were still good friends when I broke up with my ex wathi kimi ngilayekile.. you’ve never even met these people but your heart is broken??? Mkr
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My gran cooked tonight and I decided to eat white bread and avocado. She just announced to everyone ukuthi kwakhe isinkwa asisadliwa after 6pm.. yhoo abo Mastende 😭
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Lol for those that are asking why we are giving them away.. their mother has post partum depression. She hates then so much. She is 1 year old with 6 kids. Akaphucwe 🤬🤬🤬
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Mina I fainted e mall and I only remember waking up on floor ngizwa bantu bathi mupheni CPR. I woke up and wanted to run. Imagine the shame everytime I go to Dobsonville mall ans the securities shout “sak’cabuza wena” 😭😭😭 couldn’t risk it
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Zizdenge til it’s “ hey loves please subscribe and leave a comment on my breezer post “ tsk
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It’s your duty as a friend to financially support and babysit your friends child cz you failed to teach her safe sex and didn’t buy her condoms..
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I don’t wanna put curtains in my room anymore cz I want la aesthetic of standing by the window with a wine glass looking out in the rain but then ngihlala elokshin, ngzovele ngbone imfene edonsa i chain 😭
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Unrelated. These dresses look horrible on skinny women. Lifuna ngathi ibele lingagcwala
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Personally I don’t wanna see you flip an omelette.. tell us what happened between you and Shamiso babe 😳
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The other day I threatened my gran ukuthi ngizomyisa e home if she doesn’t learn how to convert airtime to data. Did she not show me that she’s learned today. Aiich my woman in tech 🔥.
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Ngicela nisyeke bantu pls
Thokozani 👏.
Please whatever you do, never take out your wisdom tooth 🦷.
The WISDOM tooth 🦷 is connected to the heart 💚 Chakra and also the 3rd eye this is why it's called the WISDOM tooth.
When your WIS-DOM tooth is sore . You going through something in life.
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On this day, 13 years ago I got a call that my father died. I don’t think there’ll ever be a call that’ll make me happy like that ever again for aslong as I live. May he continue resting in piss 🥹❤️
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My lil sister attends the same class with him. It’s at PJ Simelane in Dobsonville, Soweto. Apparently it was a daily occurrence, the child was a subject to the teacher’s bullying everyday. The school principal didn’t do anything when the teacher was reported.
So there’s a boy who killed himself in the West Rand cause they were calling him with homophobic slurs at school 💔. You can’t tell me that being homophobic is not dangerous
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