My Vibe Right Now Is Just Living Life
Pretoria, South Africa
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There’s a Christian girl I follow on Instagram who had been waiting until her wedding night to do the deed, and ever since she got married, all she ever posts about in her CF is things about the deed. 💀 😂
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You know what sucks? When someone you consider a friend constantly posts about how they don't have any friends, lol.
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Hey, so when we apologise to men after rejecting them, we are trying to not get violently assaulted, because, you know, sometimes men kill and assault women for rejecting their advances. I hope that helps.🧍🏽♀️
“Sorry I have a boyfriend” is grounds for a breakup
Why are you apologizing to another man because we’re dating ?
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Super religious people are so funny to me because you're against abortions but not against premarital s*x or even unprotected s*x. It doesn't make sense to me.
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Unfortunately for me, there's someone out there with proof of me not standing on business.
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Your demographic can barely help Normani and Chloe chart so stfu
Tyla is not relating to the demographic she's trying to reach here in AMERICA
and honestly if her team needs to figure it out quickly #VMAs
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I’m so glad I never bump into people once our friendship/relationship is over
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As soon as I am invited somewhere, all I can think about is what I am going to wear. 😂
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Why are you guys scared to take a dump around someone who has seen you naked??
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There’s this timer on instagram who probably thinks I post stuff for him.
Whenever I post an instagram story of myself he will comment “sorry I’m only seeing this now you look so gorgeous” 🤣🤣💀
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So tired of eating chicken, wors, pork and beef. We need new animals to eat.
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If whatever you have going on in the middle of the night cannot be handled by the police or an ambulance, it’s above me too. I am not Superman. 👐🏾
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No grass and trees just one big concentration camp
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This privacy screen protector that I got from SHEIN? Sometimes I can’t even see what’s on my own phone screen. 🫠
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Listening to ANTI and I’m actually okay with this being her last body of work.
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There’s a kid on TikTok who was scammed by grootman and now he stitches all his videos asking for his money back 😂
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You make a promise to God to not to have an abortion but you're busy fornicating with someone you're NOT married to? What a stupid situation to be in.
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Thinking of buying myself a new pair of sneakers because today would have been my birthday if I was born today.
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I’m a big fan of black families that are open and receptive to their daughters dating. Makes life so much easier and safer for you.
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I am so optimistic about next year I really feel like dilo tsaka di tlo thlakana 🥹
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Kana someone on here said this 💕 emoji means “kao rata mara ke nale ngwana” 😭🤣
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Finding out after your anniversary that your man is busy planning dates with other girls is so sad 💔
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These days batho ba beya tombstone immediately after the funeral khante are you not supposed to wait a few months for the ground to settle?
𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗕𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗡𝗜 𝗙𝗨𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗟
Former Minister of Finance Tito Mboweni laid to rest at the Mboweni family cementry at Bhodweni Village in Limpopo.
#ChronicleNews
#RIPTitoMboweni
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Security was tighter than a toddler's grip, and the park-and-ride system worked seamlessly. 10/10 night - I have no complaints! 🙂↕️
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My primary school teachers said blue is for the sky and red is for the bloodshed during apartheid 🙁
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Random thought, but I wish I could be a man for a day so I can feel what it’s like to be inside of a woman. Is it warm in there? Is it soft? How does it feel geh re betha di hazard 💢⭕️💢⭕️
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All Tyla said is that she is a coloured girl from Johannesburg who makes afro pop/amapiano and dances to barcadi and they have been up in arms ever since.
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Restaurants should have the wifi password written on their menus because asking for it is so icky.
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I feel like the ladies in the makeup section at d*schem don’t know what they are doing 🫠
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There’s this student on my fy o nale di koloto tse dingwe tse serious gore 😭 I can’t believe it
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Oh Marabastad you will always be goated. I got a big full length mirror for R550 my outfit checks are about to go UP 🥹💃🏾
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This might be a stupid question but international and special votes happened over 2 days. Why is our official election day just one day?
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The best part about summer is the fruits. Mangoes, watermelon, lychees. How can you hate this season?
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Please don’t lie to your parents and say you are with me khante o busy o sasanka le bashimane 🙏🏾
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The moms that went to Konka are going to be a radio topic on tomorrow’s breakfast shows
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I have a question, and don't jump me because I know how you girls love to tussle. Would you “hate bana bao jaiva” if she was doing a ballet or ballroom dance??
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Lol someone on TikTok says their yt neighbour has gone back to not talking to them because the world cup is over 😂🤣
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Cashiers like acting like chelete ya cash back is coming directly out of their pay 😐
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