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WTS 1x ticket for BTS 'ARIRANG' in Foxborough, Aug. 5th SECTION: 141 ROW: 4 SEAT: 9 PRICE: $551.40 (FV) Willing to FaceTime, I accept PayPal or Cashapp only. DM if you're interested! @875tickets #875tickets #BTS_ARİRANG
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Replying to @RichieBrave
Me snatching my little cousin's Polar Express ticket so I can see Mrs. Clause cunty werkshop:
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Replying to @MrsJellySantos
Why didn't you include her explanation to your post??? You could've posted all 4 videos
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Replying to @todayyearsold
I like that capybaras always look like they're in deep thought This baby is probably only a few weeks old n is already contemplating the meaning of life
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TLC shamed Rihanna for using "sex sells" tactics and told her to keep her clothes on. So Riri made their 1994 VIBE magazine shoot her twitter header 💀💀
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Replying to @OkSoMik
Me running down the sideline
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Replying to @SomaKazima
Nah, I need to knw what was said for the convo to go from Paw Patrol to her non-existent libido
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Replying to @SomaKazima
I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR 5 MINUTES
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Replying to @SomaKazima
Her: "Black ppl down there don't knw what country they come from" Him: "So what country you come from?" Her: "I'm continent and sub-region islands of the Americas"
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Replying to @moneyymaya
Oh my fucking God..
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Me everytime a MAGA maggot publicly announce that they've been disowned by family and friends:
The media has successfully divided families. Shame on all of you. This woman voted for Trump, and her family won't even talk to her. How are we here?
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Replying to @SomaKazima
She went private bc she knows she was wrong asf for posting that, especially months later "Oh I can't wait to make a TikTok about this"
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Replying to @SomaKazima
"Worse than cancer" "A baby?!"

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Replying to @PopBase
Give queen back her go-go boots. Now.
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Replying to @TorriNichelle
COCKyac
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Replying to @itskajaya
Well you know.......sometimes babies......um....
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Replying to @kaay_aam
Woulda bit them toes CLEAN OFF
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Replying to @CurttiMagurtti
"on section 8, 9 and 10"
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The dad could eat someone out of a house and home, she made the perfect amount 😭
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Replying to @rahsh33m
Asking to carry out a delivery and a mission at 6:17 AM, I'm gonna need a $10 tip. $12 if I find the car n u want photographic proof

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Replying to @LouisPisano
Even if they did tie-in designer shoes who would notice? All eyes are on the iconic, pointed Barbie feet lol
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Replying to @HobilovesCindy
The urge to pull up on both his parents for making that baby hold back tears like that
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Replying to @_baeyoncee
"Hello this is Beyonce" immediately after Nigga didn't even give the scam a chance to marinate
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Replying to @Puff_Iya
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Replying to @pannchoa
I remember a rumor from a few years ago that Leo keeps tabs on which models are turning 18. That rumor looks more factual every time this man lands on my tl

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Replying to @vincyagain
What does Maya mean by "Not surprised" 👀

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Replying to @Fiyasohollywood
So she shouldn't speak on her experience w/ a colorist cuz she's light skinned?
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Non-nggas tryna understand aave that isn't "tea", "finna" or "ate":
boa’s parents are better than me cause wdym u sent my 13 year old daughter to a foreign country with no money and no understanding of the language alone ???
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Replying to @JamesDGrambo
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Someone get Blue Ivy on the phone. Now.
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Replying to @SomaKazima
Oh ngga you OLD 💀
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Replying to @SomaKazima
He said:
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Replying to @oranges_n_blues
I actually love the art style 😲 does he have a book?
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Replying to @8SLEEZE
The fact that she knows that the undercover fans stay tuned in lol
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Replying to @Phil_Lewis_
Iconic 😂
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Replying to @zionnndestinny
"I'm was traumatized" I've seen 6 year olds get into crazier fights on the playground, bffr

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Replying to @FckYaStandardz
"Which wall would you like to be backed into, 👢z?"

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Replying to @SheaCoulee
"Crumble the whole damn box in the trash"
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Replying to @crystalbaee1
Streets saying you holding someone's order hostage
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Replying to @HalleBailey
The locs stylists have left me baffled and amazed once again cuz how??????

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"I didn't snitch on Shelly" *(describes how she snitched to Stasi's bff on the show)*
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Replying to @Lilblackbabies
MY STOMACH 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @RexMcRain
And the mama had the nerve to get on internet complaining about folks calling CPS on her
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Replying to @NewTSage
"WUH IF DAT WAS YA-"
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Replying to @meghanncuniff
"but will soon" And we'll be waiting, thanks sis
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Replying to @floomflams
"And I'll do it again 😛"
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NAAAH THAT NEJI ONE WAS NASTY 😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @thaboyjozu
AHT AHT!
No one notices that’s not even the same clown?
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Replying to @Lungelonzi
He better than me cuz I woulda-
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Replying to @TheeAnimeGuru_
Bible thumpers getting clocked by theologians>>>

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Replying to @ThatsForAIITime
"He was scared 🥺" More for himself than his own son? And then told Halle to take Halo with her?? When she's in a state that made even him "scared"??? Didn't call the cops or a 3rd party for immediate intervention for Halo's safety???
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Replying to @Great_ocean85
Not the duck cackling 😭😭😭
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Replying to @make0utsession
Flapjack had that creepy factor that could ALMOST compete with Courage the Cowardly Dog
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Replying to @umixcc
"I'm pegging that man at the back of the bus" hits even harder
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Replying to @beyoncepress
Bey when she heard, "you little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fucking with you"
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Sheryl is a nearly 50-year veteran in the industry and you got Twitter "feminists" tryna say she's wrong
Replying to @verderebb
“I have told people over and over and over again: The fastest way to an Oscar is either on a pole or….I’m telling you, sex sells baby.” - Sheryl Lee Ralph
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Replying to @witchdctralex
Why am I just finding out about this queen??? RIP, Auntie Sundae 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @becca_oneal
And if they do receive it you better believe they're gonna tax the hell out of it
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Replying to @rahsh33m
I need y'all to keep in mind that our healthcare ain't free
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Replying to @deadspider98
Nah but wtf was this
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Replying to @cursedhive
"Heavily salt" means the amount of salt you can pinch using all of your fingers, not half of the damn container 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @VERONASFILMS
Them not wearing the same outfit every episode is reason enough for me
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Y'all giving this likes but answers, where's the tea??????
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Replying to @jxda_
Having 5 kids all age 5 or younger at 20 years old with a jailbird bd
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Replying to @_benjvmins_
All this bucking at black folks when the white man is the one who's been river dancing on their necks since the first mass wave of Asian immigrants nearly two centuries ago..
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Replying to @JustinxBangtans
"But you can go for a bit and come back" Jimin: "And where do you think you're going?"
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Imagine writing "Hero Hunter" on a birth certificate
Alkaio Thiele and Hero Hunter will be the new voices for Gumball and Darwin Watterson in the new ‘Amazing World of Gumball’ series.
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Replying to @itsBigGrip
That shit look like rice pudding, I bet the taste and smell is RANCID

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Replying to @Phil_Lewis_
The gag is Cardi wouldn't have sued had Tasha apologized and deleted the videos in the first place. It took a $4 million verdict to finally say, "I'm sorry"? Yikes..

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Replying to @Phil_Lewis_
I'm not as mature as I thought I was 💀
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For 16 months. He thought she was unstable but continued to let Halle be Halo's primary caretaker after the fact for 16 months
if she was so unstable why didn’t he take the baby when she asked him to?
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Replying to @blacckpop
Lemme see ya hana dul step, I love it when ya hana dul step Everybody hana dul step
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"Don't go certain places" and yet women and underaged girls are assaulted in grocery stores, schools, daycares, workplaces, chruches, THEIR HOMES, etc. Thinking that predators need their victims to be in dangerous spaces in order for them to find an opportunity is VERY naive
When I say "pick mes" are dangerous. This is what I mean.
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Replying to @lmTheReasonWhy
Queen once said:
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Replying to @ShaAintShit_
"He supposed to be attracted to his mom?" That's not the point, Johnnys 🤡 at the end of the day the group of women y'all like to hate on, shame n degrade is one that your mothers are part of. Go put ya mamas on blast the same way y'all do everyone else
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Replying to @Dreadful4Tymes
It's giving Junior 😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @venusiiiaa
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Replying to @JumpShiveSlim13
Poor vision is such a common disability that it's normalize, glasses even went from just being a disability aid to fashionable Meanwhile, I feel completely helpless without mine 😮‍💨 idc how late I'm running, if I misplace my glasses I will NOT leave the house till I find them
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Replying to @JustAFamilyMan_
That wasn't neglect, that was premeditated first degree murder. Ain't no way he didn't hear that baby screaming to death
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Replying to @NahImNotDecent
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Replying to @m0trin
This one is FRYING ME 😭😭😭
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Replying to @TheShadeRoom
The cawcajun????
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"TEH. TUH. WHA-HUA-CHAH"
Megan Thee Stallion once said..
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Replying to @strwbrryoongii
And who is that on the bottom right??? I know that's not-
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Literally any female rapper: *(breathes)* Nicki's roaches:
i really like doechii but girl..
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Replying to @Dreadful4Tymes
Shit look like a heat damaged afro 😭😭😭😭
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Her journal is actually kinda sad 💀 -Negative self talk -Relying on other ppl to have a good day/week/month/year -Unsatisfied w/ my looks - Stagnation in my career/satisfaction/fulfillment -Lack of fun/social life/excitement -More self care -Set goals
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Replying to @TASH__P
"first time"
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Replying to @SOFTNCXNT
Conservatives screaming over LGBTQ+ characters in today's cartoons meanwhile the only thing we questioned about Pleakley is how tf they got away w/ passing as a human w/ that big ass Turanga Leela eye 💀

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Replying to @jiyoonisms
It's 20°F/-6°C outside, why tf are those idols dressed in mini skirts and thin three-piece suits? You're a stylist yet you don't knw fashion trends/styles outside of summer and spring attire

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Replying to @mattxiv
I just want them to give Green Queen her go-go boots back..
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Crushed yours but resurrected mine 😂
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😭😭😭😭
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She said that her gym would a community for transwomen, she's a fucking scammer
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We'd crack jokes about Joe too, nobody is safe 😂
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Replying to @todayyearsold
And get melted butter all over my lit burner??
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Replying to @BadGirlFinances
PLEASE check the ingredients of ur eyeshadow n if its it's safe to consume before doing this. U ingest small quantities of lip gloss n lipstick while talking, eating, drinking, etc. Mixing it w/ something that's not to be ingest AT ALL may cause a health problem
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Replying to @Zoyablooms
Posts like this are my favorite genre I swear
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Replying to @miiriya1
And when I tell my nieces and nephews that this is the OG ABC song-
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