Idc, Quinn is a dawg and my QB. Dude is the most accomplished Texas QB since Colt McCoy. Put some RESPECT on his name!
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The true missed targeting call of the game. Dude literally lunged to the head/neck of Isaiah Bond.
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Just a reminder Baker was in the nfl talking shit about a sophomore Sam Ehlinger. That’s rent free
I asked Baker Mayfield about Anthony Hill Jr. and Barryn Sorrell planting a Texas flag on his jersey midfield against OU yesterday. “Just a kid from Austin, Texas that went to Oklahoma, won his last two Red River games and being rent free in their heads for almost a decade.”
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Riley is scared of the sec. Sark sees the SEC coming and is like bring it on!
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Southside does New Years the best. No argument
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Cause guys are scared to be in a car with you
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Sark had a damn good start. Feeling way better than with Herman and Strong
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SEALED IT!!! That’s my little bro!
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Happy 1st Birthday to my little dude 🎊👑
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Damn. Thug tears 🥲 one of if not my favorite all time Longhorn.
Thank you #3, Quinn Ewers will always be a Longhorn Legend. 🤘
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Happy Sunday ☀️
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Still hasn’t hit me that I’m graduating tomorrow 🎓
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SA gotta have one of the dumbest populations out there
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I see you bro! @OCardenas84_
😱 @UTSAFTBL scores on Illinois AGAIN! The Roadrunners are off to a 14-0 lead on the road 💪
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You’re a straight up piece of shit if your buying TP, water, and baby formula and try to sell it. Like damn your ass belongs in hell
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And not a damn thing is gonna change.
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Wow, I got an A on my Stats exam
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Life without sports sucks.
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Damn. I’m really registered for my last semester of college
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Yo did Connor say "he fights like a mexican" 😂😂😂
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HOOK EM 🤘🏽
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*Grabs bottle of fireball* Mom: JARED ANTHONY GARCIA!
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Merry Christmas everybody 🎄 (@PardonMyTake)
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I still can’t believe someone shit on the floor at work... AGAIN
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Never come through my line or I'm swinging. nitter.app/oxminaox/status/891822…
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A show has never left more in shock than this episode right here.
The Red Wedding S3•E9
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Clearly I’m not a camera man but my mom had no idea 😁
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I’m 100% convinced my future wife lives in Austin
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Bro... Texas by 30
🔔 THAT'S THE UNDERTAKER'S MUSIC 🔔
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Double fisting a beer and turkey leg. That is happiness
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The fact that he reached for the yellow tape kills me 😂😂😂💀
The homie sent me this earlier 💀 totally forgot about it
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He came in saying no ones winning the frontier bowl. That it's gonna end with a 0-0 tie 💀
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Trump blew a 28-3 lead lol.
BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 cnn.it/2Ij8kuo #CNNElection
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My family is so big we have to rent a hall
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Serve brisket, rice, and beans at my funeral
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Seriously considering going with the mullet in the summer
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Texas is 5-0 when I attend games 😉
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We fought and lost. But WE FUCKING FOUGHT 🤘🏽 Hook Em
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I hope it rains
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I was walking out of a gas station and this crack head outside yells “YO BRO YOU ROCKING THAT HAIR CUT” 😂😂😂
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Love my brothers man ❤️
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God willing I’m leaving this job in a month or 2 to really start my life and that day will be glorious
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Damn I was suppose to give my coworker a ride home but I forgot and took off 😂😂😂
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Bro this customer came up to me and was like “hmmm Jared I’ve never heard that name before. Are you an Arab?” 😑😑😑
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My mom turns 40 on the 8th so we’re throwing her a surprise party today. Hopefully it goes well! 😁
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A river day is exactly what I need! Can’t wait for the weekend! 😄
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These 2 girls come through my line, probably 17 yrs old and 1 looks at me and says "ew you're ugly". 😐😐😐
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No shit he responds with violence, ask his girlfriend
Gervonta Davis responds to Ryan Garcia calling him out 👀(NSFW)
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TEXAS FOOTBALL IN 30 DAYS! 🤘🏽
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“cool it’s raining” *pauses for a sec* “Oh shit MY WIDOWS ARE DOWN!”
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All the baby face jokes at work hahahahaha 🖕🏽
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Just give Micah parsons DPOY already. Man deserves it
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No one deserved it more!
Happy for the Big Man
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Haven't even heard someone say "Lady Gaga" in about 7 years but she's performing at the SuperBowl. Smh.
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SO FAST HE MAKES FAST PEOPLE LOOK NOT FAST
XAVIER. WORTHY. 4.22u 🔥🔥🔥
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I’d be shocked if Klubnik isn’t the starter by the end of the season. Dude is a stud
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COMEBACKSZN 💰
Welcome to the AAF, Johnny Manziel.
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GOAT 🐐 💍💍💍💍💍
History in San Antonio 👏 Gregg Popovich passes Don Nelson (1,335) for most regular-season wins in NBA history
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Criminal Minds is the perfect show.
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HOOK EM 🤘🏽
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Missing birthday parties and some holidays because of work is bad enough but missing a BBQ just hurts
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Cmon man. A G5 QB isn’t gonna win, we all know that. Justin Fields hasn’t played a game, and Spencer Rattler just lost while throwing 3 picks. Sam Ehlinger LEADS the nation in TDS.
The 2020 Heisman Trophy race🏆
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I still can’t believe my tia gave me a big ass lecture about taking a sip of champagne on New Years. Like cmon I’m 21 in 4 months lol
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Wow A&M isn’t going to have free parking anymore. Smh. College is such a scam. Still gonna go tho
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GIVE POP THE CREDIT HE DESERVES COWARDS!
TEAM USA IS HEADING HOME WITH THE GOLD MEDAL 🥇
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This is wild
Red River Rivalry: National Championship Edition 🏆 (2) @OU_Softball 🆚 (1) @TexasSoftball #WCWS
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❄️ ❄️ ❄️ HOOKEM 🤘🏽
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My cousin won a State Championship 🥹
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I couldn’t with customers today. This lady walked to me and was like “the self checkout that’s card only, does it take cash?” 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Should’ve fought that hard during the game
"These guys are looking to put a flag on our field and our guys weren't going to let that happen." Ryan Day comments about the altercation that took place after Ohio State and Michigan's game ⬇️
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I want to go tubing already 🍺
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I understand this frees up cap space but you couldn’t find an offer better than a 5th and 6th?!?!?
Cowboys are finalizing a trade to send WR Amari Cooper and a sixth-round pick to the Cleveland Browns for a 2022 fifth-round pick and a sixth-round pick, per league sources.
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I almost feel for ou fans. Lincoln Riley is not only a pussy but hypocrite as well. Bum ass mf
The fine folks of Oklahoma ain’t gonna like this one. via @TheHerd
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Hook Em 🤘🏽🐂
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My parents went to the Metallica concert and didn't bother asking me if I wanted to 😐
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Wanna go to Pluckers so bad but no ones down
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I really can’t with people rn. Like how do you get into your 20s, 30s, 40s being this stupid.
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I’ve only had tik tok for a day and I might be addicted
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DPOY***
Give Micah Parsons Defensive Rookie of the Year @PennStateFball
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My moms making Caldo today 👍🏽
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Gonna be the weakest flex of 2018
Can my refund hit??? I’m tryna flex on y’all already.
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That’s my coach 👏🏽✊🏽🤘🏽
Gotta say... I was NOT expecting this type of statement from Tom Herman.
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*Arch Manning completes a pass* College football twitter:
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I really want to start my career already so I can live in my own house, drive my own car, and live my life.
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No you’re not ✊🏽
Just realized I’m gonna be the only single person at John’s little party this weekend.... I’ll drink to that
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Customers being extra stupid today. My Home Eme got destroyed by one lol RIP
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SA overreacts to everything smh.
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Houston gonna upset OU
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Texas is 5-0 when I attend. Js
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Went to AE to buy some shorts cause I had a gift card and I forgot the use the gift card 🙃
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Bro we just found Derick white at the texas game 🤩
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I need some El Sol
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YESSIR! HOOK EM! 🤘🏽🐂
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I saw tweets bashing picadillo, now that’s all ive been craving
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$2 raise? Ok I’ll take that!
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The script memes gotta be the best meme trend in a while lol
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Ehlinger family has been through so much already. RIP 48 🙏🏽
Texas linebacker Jake Ehlinger was found dead off campus Thursday according to Austin police. No cause of death or details were released.
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I got LSU and Clemson winning today
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