18 • Stagehand

Twin Peaks (Jersey) ☯︎
81 year old fighting a 78 year old… they should be in the bingo hall
Donald Trump turns 78.
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Real talk they don’t even get past Spider-Man
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That’s straight up not him holy shit
Dwayne Johnson as Mark Kerr in ‘THE SMASHING MACHINE’, his first A24 film. Directed by Benny Safdie.
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That’s why you boil it jackass
Replying to @Crazymoments01
11. Pre-packaged noodles under a microscope.😳
Community note
Misleading: the creators of these videos are known for putting bugs on the food before filming, and a lot of times they're bugs that can't even grow or survive in those products. nitter.app/lavender_gh0st… nitter.app/kayketer/statu… nitter.app/strayexe/statu
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It was an act of god that this movie is at all watchable
Donald Glover’s cameo in ‘ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE’ was filmed only weeks before the film’s release. “He hadn't agreed to do it yet. So in the preview, we had a South Park-style cardboard cutout of Glover. He was like, ‘Hai, I'm Donald Glover.’” (Source: collider.com/spider-man-acro…)
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Eco terrorist vs racist pedophile
Taylor Swift dethrones Elvis Presley as the soloist with the most weeks at #1 in US albums chart history.
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$70 videogames should not have a fortnite item shop.
A Halloween Mortal Kombat 1 fatality is available for sale, and the community isn't happy. bit.ly/49ay5p4
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They teasing it like it’s an album
Bill Clinton to be unmasked as ‘Doe 36’ and identified more than 50 times in Jeffrey Epstein doc dump trib.al/oHONp9d
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Oh. That’s Gore. That’s gore of my comfort character.
Ant-Man’s skull in ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’
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“I’m older now than my father ever was” is such a simple line but such great insight into this Bruce Wayne
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If Clark Kent were to raised by 2025 salt of the earth Kansan farmers he would be the most evil creature on the planet
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The image won’t load so I’m assuming it’s either Gal Gadot or Gina Carano
the category is actors who cannot act
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No one wants to admit it because of respectability politics but all your favorites being children’s movies does make you inherently less of a person who should be taken seriously
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This is a guy who you can never truly pin down his ideology
‘How did people get outraged at that?’ Joe Rogan thinks backlash to Barbie movie is ‘appalling’
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My body is ready #PutTheJohnsonInMe
‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY’ is now Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes at 94% Read our review: bit.ly/KnivesDF
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Matt Reeves if you can hear us please reverse your decision on joker’s design
THE FUCKING SMIRK AND EYEBROW RAISE.
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An almost century year old titan of the industry is about to die because they cut out 30 minutes of a superhero movie in 2016
Warner Bros. Discovery just revealed that its TV networks are worth $9.1 billion less than they originally thought. This means they’ve had a net loss of $10 billion in Q2 2024. (Source: trib.al/KXmFpex)
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So when Dune leaves theaters does he just disappear kinda like Santa Claus
round 21 imax

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I like that every Gotham character is either “here’s the most accurate portrayal of this character you’ll ever see” or “we didn’t get the rights so we’re doing that character but with a different costume and name”
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This list is the reason Fortnite’s “can’t resell battle passes” is an outdated system because imagine telling a 6 year old “no son, you can’t be Spider-Man because you didn’t play up to level 100 during late 2021”
Fortnite collabs that you cant get anymore A thread 🧵
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Back to back episodes where a main character gets raped and one of the times it’s “supposed to be funny” but this is where you draw the line
‘The Boys’ adds warning at the start of its season finale following Trump’s assassination attempt. The episode was originally titled ‘Assassination Run’ and has since been retitled ‘Season 4 Finale.’
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The Boys- Too Much of a Good Thing is hitting some video essayists YouTube channel within the calendar year
‘THE BOYS’ has already been renewed for Season 5 at Prime Video.
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If you say something in all caps with question marks at the end people will just believe you it’s so fun
YOUR BRAIN STOPS EMOTIONALLY DEVELOPING AT THE AGE YOU GET TRAUMA???
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Does her school year ever end
as soon as i walked into class today this kid goes “miss zoë i’m seeing superman after school!!!” and i was like “me too dude!!!” and then we high-fived
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This really makes the earth Earth-199999 avengers look like bums
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It’s crazy how much I NEED to kill myself
David Lynch has more ideas for another season of ‘TWIN PEAKS’ (Source: tulpaforum.com/threads/membe…)
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How rushed was this damn thing
Spider-Man 2 dev footage showing destructible environments and fighting Venom throughout the city
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Replying to @Rlanzaaa
Ramen noodles
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>WB streaming service >lose the movie that gave WB the most positive press it’s had in probably a decade >???
#TheBatman is now streaming on Netflix 🦇
Community note
The Batman is not leaving Max. It will continue to stream on both Max and Netflix. collider.com/leaving-max-de
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This is from like 2018 are u fucking serious right now
twitch streamer is mad at viewers for not subscribing 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Has he done any work since Suicide squad or has he exclusively went “but my movie from 7 years ago” since 2016
Suicide Squad director David Ayer says James Gunn is on board with releasing the 'Ayer Cut' at some point. bit.ly/45j97kA
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That’s almost 6 months btw
New Game+ is coming to ‘SPIDER-MAN 2’ on March 7. New suits will also be added.
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Eminem: VENOM I GOT THAT ADRENALINE MOMENTUM SOMETHING SOMETHING VENOM the fortnite map:

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It’d be a pretty even fight but I’d give it to Peter
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Replying to @calebC0Splays
Third time overall but first in like a decade
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I think it’s time that we as video game fans admit that whoever ur playing as is instantly gonna be more powerful than everyone else unless you’re literally supposed to lose
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Well it’s called “kill the justice league”
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Why do they keep putting PS4 Peter in these multiverse stories lmao, does he just not remember it afterwards or something
That looks nothing like the No Way Home suit
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Fucking idiot trying to drink through a cloth mask was he trying to waterboard himself
The ol' Parker luck. #SpiderMan2PS5
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Why are u blaming porn stars for ur own conscious decision to watch porn
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They got her in this shit I’m cryin

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Closer look at Maya Lopez's new suit in 'ECHO'.
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I like that every Kang looks like Johnathan Majors but (most) Loki’s look different and every Spider-Man looks different
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There’s a difference between tech based and THIS 😭
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David Zaslav next week if god loves me

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David Zaslav never actually watched ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ and is still intent on now deleting the movie. Michael De Luca and Pam Abdy only saw a directors cut. (Source: thewrap.com/coyote-vs-acme-u…)
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This is a cutscene where you press x sometimes btw
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Nicholas Hoult is a fuckin demon bro get him in more movies
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What about the prop guys that put an actual loaded gun on set
Alec Baldwin has been indicted by a grand jury on an involuntary manslaughter charge in the fatal shooting of #Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins
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Idc we’ve lost the “it’s a fan film” defense once we get to the 75K mark
Ik this is a fan film and all but the previous cg artist leaving was a major difference for Spider-Man Lotus💀
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Ever notice that no one “switched up” on The Batman? It’s almost like that doesn’t actually happen
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Replying to @DisclosureDay_
I think it should have a slip cover that says New Avengers but the main cover should be Thunderbolts*
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This is bait but it still makes me want to lunge through the screen and hurt you
THIS the web swinging y'all PlayStation Ponies were gassing up???? 🤣🤣 LMAO! "Polished“ “GOTY“ 🤣🤣
Community note
The player in this video is not normally swinging, but instead using the “Swing Attack”, which limits the player speed and is not meant to be used traversally. This video shows the various traversal options, as well as swinging: piped.video/UmLmKYkV0Tk?si
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THESE PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID
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Coulda just said “that looked cool”
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Was there another cameo
DAVE FILONI COOKED FOUR WEEKS IN A ROW. #Ahsoka
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Canceling a child who was drugged and forced to do blackface 100 years ago
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We are living in the entity’s reality now.
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Can a cisgender man look like this
Sophie Thatcher for Heroine Magazine.
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Will never not be amazed by this
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Best Harley design if you’re weird and horny maybe
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The ending of secret wars and what if season 2 is just the main character showing up as a human this
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I wonder why they decided to not go ahead with it if it was far enough along to have a trailer made
what a fucking missed opportunity lmao
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New Fortnite season
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I do not live in a world where I care about what “Rachel Brosnahan’s husband” is liking on Instagram
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A lot of Captain America (and somehow Superman’s) “patriotism” gets lost/misconstrued in people not realizing that they stand for the idealist version of America and not whatever the fuck is actually going on in the country
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I don’t wanna be that guy but I’m gonna be that guy I wish we could change the weather
Time of Day changes in Marvel’s Spider-Man 2. Images via: @StealthGamer026 #SpiderMan2PS5
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>Be epic games >Release the best season of all time >Release the worst update of all time two weeks before it’s over ????
might be the worst update in the history of the game restricting cosmetics that you have to PAY for is insane Epic even Music Packs and Loading Screens are restricted, and only YOU can see those.
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Is the movie gonna act like it’s a surprise when the cat is revealed to be the real spy
New poster for Matthew Vaughn’s ‘ARGYLLE’. Starring Henry Cavill, Bryce Dallas Howard, Samuel L Jackson, Bryan Cranston, John Cena, Ariana DeBose and Dua Lipa.
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Alan Wake for babies
New poster for ‘HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON,’ starring Zachary Levi. Releasing in theaters on August 2.
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I think if Superman 2 dials back the connected universe stuff in service of more daily planet supporting cast we’re in for an all timer
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Holy shit.
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Hamas, I ask you for one thing
On Christmas day I will arrive in Israel and will be headed to the Gaza border to begin documenting history. I am coming home.
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Replying to @matisupremeball
And it’s always the most popular characters, SUPERMAN AND DARTH VADER were both last obtainable almost 2 years ago maybe even more than that
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Replying to @beetlejuiceed
They’re macrotransactions at this point
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We found the woke snowflake the media has been warning us about
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I’m still in school wit this trash internet so the image is still yet to load but I’m guessing I was right from these comments 💀
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4 horsemen of dickriding
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“I’m scared of being raped and murdered” “Oh yeah? Well sometimes it gets foggy outside!”
women: “I feel so unsafe walking home alone at night.” average male experience walking back home:
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Everyone got too chuddy about last Jedi and now we’re culturally stuck forever
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Idk man I just really need to factor in the morals of the director when I consider my opinion of a movie
Replying to @Cine_ma_Dreams
Stupid movie that relies on shock value for the sake of shock value made all the worse by who made the film
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I think it’s funny that the days title cards are still there just without the text
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Dude this is the greatest movie ever
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So when are we hitting the cutoff for these? Am I gonna be in a retirement home and some old son of a bitch is gonna post “2 weeks off school, awesome… FEBRUARY 2099”
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Twomad: “nothing can stop me!” Fentanyl:

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Immigrant story that ends with the immigrant renouncing the place he comes from and fully assimilating because his home is evil
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Hello my name is baby Joey
if you’ve seen superman prove it by quoting it

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This is how every piece of Superman marketing looks
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Did people genuinely think a movie that had its entire plot leaked months in advance hid a Batman cameo
Replying to @SuperSagaNews
Track 7
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The way my smile faded
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Replying to @Rlanzaaa
That’s bacteria bro everything you need to cook has bacteria
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I will be 20 years old when Spider-Man 3 comes out
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November? As in a year from now?
‘RED ONE’ will release on November 15 in theaters. Starring Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans and JK Simmons.
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Doctor Jacoby was totally a pedophile
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This video alone almost made me consider showing up to the theater
“First you steal your brother’s throne and you steal his woman…?Aquaman… shame on you”😂 Dialogue at its peak !!🙌🏻🔥
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If Ezra Miller wasn’t white they would be out of the industry as a whole already
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Movies used to look like this
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This man later got a lifetime ban from Disney Parks
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Gotham Knights, Midnight Suns, and SSKTJL kinda just prove that y’all will hate any superhero game that isn’t a shameless Arkham clone
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Replying to @SALTYYYYYY000
Fortnite currently but if it was 10K Vbucks to even play the game
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I wanted to see a hot black man under there and instead I was met with a disgusting CRACKER
oh puhLEASE.
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