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Don't worry @khloekardashian you will always be my number 1
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Another hard day at the office.
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Young mulla
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L.d bitch
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Damn, look at the body on that bitch "@KourtneyKardash & @ScottDisick so cute! nitter.app/LoveKhloKardash/status…” young love!"ermergerd i lub dem”
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My bitches just got home from miami nitter.app/ScottDisick/status/283…
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Let the lord be with you
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Houston I'm suited and ready, @stickypromo u ready! Let's goo
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Heard a good quote today "A Man complained about having no shoes till he met a man with no feet" pretty good point
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But if you're thinkin about my baby, it don't matter if you're black or white!
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Good morning
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The lord cleans up nicely 😎 #FlipItLikeDisick
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L.d is back baby
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What a bad ass RT“@KendallJenner: the parental's r out of town, which means I am going to blast Christmas music all over my house
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Lord disick but for short just call me L.D
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Mason is loving this little kitten
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Wolf of wall st was the best movie ever
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Now that @BurgerKing #chickenfriesareback, I’m taking them with me wherever I go #chickenfries #bkpdpartner
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No big deal, but I have two shows now. @KUWTK is all-new tonight followed by @FlipItDisick
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Another epic season of @KUWTK is upon us. Watch it tonight and stay put for a new @FlipItDisick right after.
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Now this is palm beach
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Only a lord can be on two shows in one night. A new #KUWTK starts now.
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Thank god it was a cereal bowl! RT“@KendallJenner: I forgot how good you were nitter.app/KendallJenner/status/2…
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Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let's do it, let's fall in love
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What up dawg
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Should I bring the lord back? 👑 #FlipItLikeDisick
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Or it just means your ugly RT“@KendallJenner: if your Instagram is private...thats unnecessary and you're annoying”
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1 of the only things I'm proud off about myself. Happybdayp instagram.com/p/45I4ssO32o/
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Stay thirsty my friends
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How's things going out their?
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Were not teenagers ya fucking moronRT@F1abraham Im Shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM?
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Make room for the lord this Sunday on @flipitdisick at 9/8c only on @eentertainment. #FlipItLikeDisick
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Thats weird RT“@KendallJenner: cute little old men make me so happy!”
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Had a great day in malibu, now the lord is off to sleep
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P.s anyone who has to much to say probably had to much to eat. #fatasses
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The Lord's lunch
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Goodnight people
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L.d baby!
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U have 1600 followers, i have 2 million. Do the math RT“@Breedon: why does ya picture look like your trying 2 be important? @ScottDisick
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Happy birthday @kourtneykardash everyone who knows you loves you so much! instagram.com/p/BEW3riBO32p/
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Hitting the movies for a nice little Sunday
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Wtf with this guy @maluma 🧐
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Check out the new miami crib, pretty cool right? Lol
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Say hello to my little friend #londonbloke
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That shit is crazy RT“@KendallJenner: if i had a kitty, i would do this to him! #MINILION nitter.app/KendallJenner/status/2…
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And i promise u their is always somebody that hates u RT“@KendallJenner: there is always somebody that loves you, always!”
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Hope everyone is enjoying life out in the world. It's goes by pretty fast!
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Why wouldn't I be?! RT“@breadicks: @ScottDisick UR full of UR self”
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Shes def threatened to kill me, but who hasn't RT“@KimKardashian: PS that story that my mom beat me & threatened to kill me hahaha!!
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Anytime! RT“@KhloeKardashian: Thank you Lord for your generosity! What an unselfish Lord I am blessed enough to know! Everyday I am in awe
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Get richer or die trying RT“@KhloeKardashian: What are some goals/resolutions you want to achieve in 2013?”
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Don't talk about hanging out with @KylieJenner like that RT“@KendallJenner: well I just waisted the last 2 and a half hours of my life lol”
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Who's watching the ama's? Did the weeknd just sing in Hebrew at the end of his song?
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Check out E tonight for the new season.
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Happy birthday 2 the original pee boy @RobKardashian love ya babe
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L.d baby
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Pretty good chance never RT“@officialjackblk: When is @ScottDisick going to marry me”
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I’m giving @khloekardashian the lay of the land this Sunday on @flipitdisick.
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#TBT to my alter ego: Art Vandelay. #FlipItLikeDisick
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Gotta love when your sister checks in for tit approval for her Instagram instagram.com/p/14AnBJO33i/
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Show time ya twit bags
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Don’t miss my epic pool jump with @steveaoki tomorrow night on @FlipItDisick. #FlipItLikeDisick
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What did u say? Couldn't hear ya to well, u got that dick in your mouth again? Rt“@RobKardashian: Yo @ScottDisick is a prick.”
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Guys get your dicks ready. RT“@KimKardashian: Think I'm gonna try chat roulette. Anyone on?”
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Nobody makes better movies then Jim Carrey. It's just not possible
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I bet the internet does RT“@RobKardashian: Does anyone know when Arcade Fire has their next gig?”
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Is that Kim or Khloe? RT“@JonathanCheban: Hahaha.. #funny instagr.am/p/OeWXRwD6i5/
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Thank you all for watching. It's been a royal pleasure. #FlipItLikeDisick
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Happy bday to @KimKardashian have a good 1 lil mama
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Can’t wait to give P her dream palace. #FlipItLikeDisick
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It's 2015, get up! Perfect start to the year. My @BooteaUK teatox from Bootea.com. Time for a cleanse!
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Only my son would want an intercom for sushi in his playhouse. #RoyalSon #FlipItLikeDisick
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Who the fuck does this guy think he is? instagram.com/p/5qZ8U8u3-P/
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Hit me
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L.d Instagram
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The Lord's smile shines bright thanks to @cocowhiteuk, look like the Lord cocowhite.com
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@KhloeKardashian how many licks does it take to get to the center of Kris jenner. Best line ever!
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Can we all agree that this is not a beach house? #FlipItLikeDisick
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Wow! Rt“@lehne1D: @ScottDisick make this your profile picture on twitter!!! #LordDisick nitter.app/lehne1D/status/2278765…
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Suit off.Sweats on. @JBLAudio Synchros Reflects w/ the assist. Maintaining this beach body is no joke. #HearTheTruth
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Fuck those people RT“@KourtneyKardash: Wow people get pissed when spelling errors occur! Great! It's "sore" not "soar"...relax people.
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The most luxurious treehouse in the game 😎 #FlipItLikeDisick
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Tonight's episode gets weird
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Aint that the truth RT“@KhloeKimDisick: Stylish Couple Alert! @KourtneyKardash @ScottDisick! nitter.app/KhloeKimDisick/status/…
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So meaty
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I do this every day... day.... RT“@KendallJenner: whos excited about the KIMYE babbyyy?! :D weeee”
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Whata cutie kourtneykardash instagram.com/p/qFbXcuu33P/
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It's a new day
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The Lord only has one real Facebook page: facebook.com/ScottDisick
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