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I give out boops to Twitter dogs. Can my elderly disabled dachshund get some boops please? She says, “Woof!”
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Gimme a bedtime boop pwease. I’m 15 1/2 and still a handsome wittle boy. Woof! #dogsoftwitter #dogs
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My beloved mini dachshund crossed the Rainbow Bridge yesterday, 2 weeks before her 16th birthday. She got paralyzed at age 2, surgery failed but my family & I learned to care for her special needs. She had a wonderful life. My ❤️ is 💔. Pls Like my Pinned tweet of her.
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The only thing wrong with your tweet is the “Suddenly” part. Many of us knew most of these things for years.
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In need of boops. Wondering if I can get more boops than last time which got over 14,000! #dogsoftwitter.
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Longer than a year because if he only flies once a year, that wouldn’t be a punishment. I say 5 years no-fly list.
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When big stores collect donations from customers, the store/company donates the huge lump sum collected and gets the tax benefit for charitable donations. I prefer to donate directly to charities then I get the tax break.
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Tel Aviv has Jews and Arabs living and working in freedom with rights to vite, free speech, self-expression, lgbtq+, women’s rights, religious freedom etc. None of those rights exist in land governed by palestinians.
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The women in sports clothing is fine. You’re just a sexual pervert.
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Replying to @RationalSettler
Garner & daughter were shopping at Chanel. That young woman who enjoys wealth thanks to her Hollywood parents, probably knows nothing about Israel, or Gaza and is a pampered privileged ignoramus.
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I am proud of our former Prime Minister Jean Chretien. He’s 91. He just announced at the Liberal party convention that Canada will never become part of US, and he said Trump is disrespectful. #ViveLeCanada

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If Palestinians are an ancient people who lived for centuries or millenia on land that is #Israel, why are #Palestine museums devoid of ancient Palestinian artefacts showing they lived there, had societies, buildings, kingdoms etc? I emailed the @PalMuseumUS and they replied:
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I commented on her instagram though I did not find the exact video u showed from her tik tok.
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Let’s say it all together: She is a Jew-hating kkkunt.
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Replying to @thegoyn3xtdoor
You forgot @PatriciaHeaton who is an outspoken ally of the Jewish people, a light in the darkness.
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Thank you. Sincerely, Child of Holocaust Survivor
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The Palestinian killer’s own words should be in every Western newspaper and on @cnn @FoxNews @NBCNews @ABC @CBSNews @nytimes.
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It’s called war. Hamas started the war. Israelis have been evacuated from both the southern and northern parts of Israel due to the dangers from Palestinians/Gaza (and the already-destroyed, burned to the ground entire communities/kibbutzes), and due to missiles from Lebanon.
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Replying to @StopAntisemites
Google reviews should reflect owner’s antisemitism and discrimination as well as his glorification of dead Hamas leader. USA recognizes Hamas as a terrorist group.
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Replying to @Fio_edwards
In a few years you’ll be crying
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Replying to @RationalSettler
Of course we can judge her based on her child’s behavior. They were together in public while her daughter, age 18/an adult, wore a shirt that erases Israel. If my child wore a hateful shirt I would tell them to throw it away, I’d teach them facts. JG likely agrees w that hate.
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Replying to @pussyfoot8003
To be fair, Patti Lupone is not wearing a mask.
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Replying to @SteveKimCowe
My dog has an inoperable Huge tumour on his back. It started small and due to pandemic we delayed vet visit. We thiught it was just fatty old-age lump. Anyway it became too big to safely operate/didn’t want him to suffer. He was 14. now he’s 15 1/2 and still happy w an ugly lump
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Why don’t #Palestine museums have any ancient Palestinian artefacts? I checked their websites and emailed to confirm. Yet palestinians claim to be indigenous to Israel.
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Some original Brady Bunch episodes now have a disclaimer before they air. Eg the wonderful episode where the Brady’s neighbours adopt 3 boys of different races & confront a racist neighbour. The episode considers the episode racist because the Asian orphans was “oriental.”
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He supports kidnapping babies. I hope he goes bankrupt.
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Stop with your hannibal bullshitte, scum
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What about groups such as Black Lives Matter, and Women’s March ? I think I know the answer but thought you could add them.
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Replying to @ananavarro
I’m a decade older than Alex Jones.
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Goysplainin’ to a Holocaust survivor?
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The festival took place within Israel’s borders. Stop excusing the palestinians’ invasion and barbaric massacre.
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Replying to @hearnimator
As the child of a Holocaust survivor (he passed away in 2021 at almost 98), I sometimes wonder if my neighbours would hide me, turn me in or kill me if we had another Holocaust.
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It’s been a sad week losing our beloved Schneider. He was 16. We had him for 15.5 years since we rescued him. The house is quiet without him trotting around the kitchen looking for snacks. 💔 Last pic I took of him on Thursday.
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He stated the facts: there never was a Palestine country. Gaza was occupied by Egypt from 1948-67; “West Bank which was Judea and Samaria for millenia was occupied by Jordan from 1948-67. Why can’t that woman accept these facts?
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Fvk him and fvk you!
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Replying to @EYakoby
Dog walkers should go to those hate rallies. Muslims hate dogs.
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Let’s not foget the palestinian “journalist” who, along with his father a doctor, held 3 hostages captive in his home for months. But then the pro-Hamas cry that the IDF killed the captors in the daring rescue.
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To test if you have symptoms or if you’ve been exposed to someone with Covid or if you want to visit someone at high risk of serious illness/death from Covid or if u just want to be safer before u get together. PS Rapid tests have lots of false neg. Mine was false neg.
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I read she is 39 years old. So much for the often heard excuses that these protestors are young students who don’t know better. She is a nazi lover. She should be charged with hate crimes.
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Missing our sweet boy Schneider who crossed the rainbow bridge 2 weeks ago. 💔🌈
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Replying to @Brink_Thinker
Nope. What does that teach, that the child has to get undressed with his or her father watching?
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Helen from New Zealand who has never been to Israel thinks she knows what she is talking about.
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He’s not brave. He didn’t choose to do that. His owner made him do it for Likes.
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Beaches for miles. Tel Aviv, Israel. Peaceful. Fun. Sunny and hot. Great food. Wonderful people. Tourists and Israelis having fun. If you think this is apartheid, you’ve been brainwashed by antisemites. Come see for yourself. My 6th vacay in Israel. Love it.
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Even just a few decades ago, Jews in my city Canada had restrictions/quotas that kept them limited or completely out of universities as students and profs, hospitals as doctors , etc. That’s why Jews started the Montreal Jewish General Hospital and many companies.
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Replying to @fem_mb
Did the airline staff hogtie him for the rest of the flight — or was he allowed to stay in his seat next to his victims?!
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Replying to @YaakovStras
Pee Pee Palestine
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He loves hookers more.
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Replying to @Transomme
Good people are not enough. Good people did not stop the nazis.
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The world saw the videos of the palestinian invasion on Oct 7. It was not just Hamas, there were palestinians in civilian clothing invading and kidnapping women, men, children. And once in Gaza, civilian men, women, children abused the hostages as per videos.
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Replying to @JustinTrudeau
I never heard of. Never was taught it in school. Never too late to learn. I did know that blackface is racist even though I did not grow up in wealth or as a prime minister’s privileged child who should have known better, especially as an adult, a teacher & world-travelled.
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Not good enough. If he saw someone put drugs in your drink he should have called the police, put the drink behind the bar for evidence and tell u.
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The Jewish General Hospital was founded by Jews cuz Jewish MDs and residents were discriminated against at other Montreal hospitals. Google Days of Rage 1934. Jewish Gen welcomed patients and hired staff without discriminating against. Ironic a nazi girl worked there.
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Replying to @crayandrizzy
My son was accepted to Irish medical schools. He chose an Israeli medical school instead cuz Ireland are Jew-haters. He just graduated. 😃
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Replying to @HaimOmri
Give that b1tch what she deserves.
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Replying to @HenshiG
Thank you for sharing. My late father was a Holocaust survivor, dozens of his family members were exterminated in Auschwitz. After Oct 7, I co-wrote a song Never Again. And I’m now sadly writing a book on antisemitism. Pls listen to my song piped.video/watch?v=azD6g-…
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Replying to @HumansOfJudaism
My father was in a slave labour camp for Jews. He heard bombs dropping nearby. It was Passover 1945. He recited the Ten Plagues as the bombs dropped. He was starving. Most men in his unit had died. The next day a Russian soldier entered the barracks and said, “You’re free.”
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Replying to @HumansOfJudaism
My Jewish grandfather had to serve in German army in WW1. He was a phone operator near front lines, lost an eye to shrapnel, received medals for bravery. In WW2 he, my grandma, their daughters, 8 yr old son were sent to Auschwitz. My dad survived the Holocaust, lived to 98.
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Replying to @YossiGoldstein8
Another question: How are Palestinians who live in Palestinian-governed Gaza and Areas A and B considered refugees?
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The men stand around doing nothing to help her. Pathetic.
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Replying to @HumansOfJudaism
Mazel tov. Record or write everything he tells you. Ask questions. My dad was a Holocaust survivor born in 1923, died in 2021. I wrote everything down, I visited his hometown, saw where he was bar mitzvahed, I videoed him recounting good times from childhood pre-war.
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Tel Aviv is wonderful for lgbtq+.
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I voted for Israel. Yuval is fantastic and a brave survivor.
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I am Canadian. We don’t have your American gun fixation. We also don’t have anywhere near the mass shootings you have in USA. We do have universal health care, paid parental leave, we consistently rank higher than US on many global rankings such as longevity, happiness, etc.
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Mrs. Spielberg to Steven: “You couldn’t be a doctor?”
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How did she get to Malta, on an airplane making pollution that she always claimed to be opposed to?
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Replying to @YasMohammedxx
Disgusting Muslim. That guy is allowed to eat. He’s not muslim. He’s scared do he put his food away. I never tell non-Jews to put their meal away on my day of fasting. #Jewish
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Replying to @KhaledAbuToameh
What do you expect from people who are used to pay for slay and strapping suicide vests on their own children?
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Replying to @CptAllenHistory
Lebanon has oppressed palestinians in Lebanon for decades. World is silent.
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Sinwar’s life was saved by Israeli doctors who removed his brain tumor. He later organized the Oct 7 Massacre. Fortunately, IDF put a new hole in his head.
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Someone is paying her. She doesn’t care about the environment anymore.
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Why didn’t Biden do it a year ago?
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Zionists are wonderful people, unlike islamic jihadists. Buh bye bitch
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Oh, Teen Vogue taught you this.

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Crazy that lineups in US are so long and take hours. Is that done on purpose to discourage voters? Is it like that in rich areas too? Here in Canada I’ve voted for 40 years & never had to wait more than 2 minutes.We have numerous people working at each voting station so it’s fast
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She wouldn’t tear down a poster of a missing dog, but she tears down posters of kidnspped human beings.
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Replying to @DahliaKurtz
The @rcmp should swoop in on Oct 7 and arrest all these domestic terrorists. Deport the ones here on student or work visas.
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Thanks for goysplaining, Antisemite.
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This is funny! It had me laughing! Must-see tv…er I mean X lol.
Watch this video and tell me who you think should be the next President of the United States…
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Why do politicians fly around the world to tackle climate change when they can use video conferencing?
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My sons who are now in their 20s have done their own laundry, packed their own school lunches, since around age 10 or 11. And they can both cook very well, clean and take care of their places very well. And one just became an engineer, the other just became a medical doctor.
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My doxie say, “Tanks fer all da boops! I feel vewwy loved!”
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Replying to @koshercockney
Her red hands look like the iconic horrific photo of the pslestinian man looking out a window with his hands soaked in the blood of the men he lynched decades ago. That man was just killed by the IDF.
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Replying to @PRonneau @amnesty
2005 or 2006? So long ago I forget. And same for President dictator Abbas.
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Typical coffee shop in Israel. No apartheid. Muslims enjoying coffee with Jews and other Israelis. No separation, no exclusion. All faiths, genders, lgbtq+ enjoying coffee together. This is not permitted in palestinian-governed territories.
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My father was also a Holocaust survivor. He never wanted revenge or violence. He made a new life as an orphaned refugee and worked hard, lived to 98. His best revenge was having kids & grandkids who are Jewish, he valued education and now my sons are a doctor & an engineer.
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Replying to @ALG_9_2 @AFpost
Did Mel Gibson save his copy of Mein Kampf?
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You never see obese people in Somalia and Sudan where there is famine. Those people are skin and bones and dying. In Gaza, obese women pose for propaganda with their skinny kids they claim are starving ..but are dying from genetic diseases caused by muslim inbreeding practices.
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How odd that none of the museums devoted to showcasing Palestinian history and culture have ancient palestinian artefacts.
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Replying to @hearnimator
My father was a Holocaust survivor. He lived to 98, his 2 kids are Jewish, married to Jews (1 a MD), and he has 4 Jewish grandchildren including my son a medical doctor, 2 engineers, and a Harvard student—all zionists. His best day was my son’s bar mitzvah in Jerusalem.
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Replying to @FourthWaver
No one ever forced me to wear a bikini or anything else skimpy. I wear what I want except when I worked in an office with business attire dress code. If I went to Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia and many other Muslim countries, what would happen if I wore a bikini or showed hair?
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Replying to @homoflexapod
Eden is amazing and talented, unlike you l, you vile cowardly anonymous antisemite.
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Yes. The few 100 Haredi women who wear that are as backwards and oppressed as the 100s of Millions of Muslim women who wear that.
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What Palestinian organization fought for liberation before 1964? I don’t know of any. Cuz they were Arabs before 1964. Correct me if I’m wrong.
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Why doesn’t Gaza have music festivals and dances? Oh wait, Hamas bans non-islamic music, restricts where music can be played, restricts who can perform, bans public mixed gender music/dancing, oh and a festivsl for peace…Hamas bans peace.
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Excellent clip. Just watched it with my young adult son. We are Jewish & love Israel, been many times. I explained to him no one gives a shiit about 1/2 million killed in Syrian civil war or 400k killed in Yemen etc. They only condemn & villify Jews. No Jews no news.
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Correction: some of the ethnically cleansed Jews from the ME muslim countries resettled around the world, not only in Israel. For example, Moroccan Jews, Iraqi Jews, Iranian/Persian Jews live in Canada and USA.
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