I think Chico knows I’m pregnant.
He won’t walk on my stomach anymore and he’s so careful when he does crawl up on my lap or chest.
WHY ARE DOGS SO WONDERFUL
Whenever my ice cream paint job vine starts trending again so many people will quote it saying stuff like:
"I hope she's having a good day" or
"I hope she's doing well"
and it's honestly the kindest thing. Totally makes my day 🥰💕 Thank you
Me: I think the nightlight is distracting the baby from finishing this bottle
Husband: yeah, what if you were eating a quesadilla and someone showed you the cosmos??
Husband: when you close your eyes and think of a mongoose, what do you see?
Me: like a big ferret-looking animal
//Thinking we’d definitely have the same answer, he’s disappointed.//
H: oh.
Me: why?? what do you see?
H: A Jamaican goose
*watching The Crown with my husband*
Rib: have you ever been to a coronation?
Me: oh 🙄😏 just like 6 or 7
Rib: yeah, I’ve been to a few. The Latinas do it when they turn 15
Jack Pearson from This is Us basically speaks in Pinterest quotes.
Like when is my husband EVER gonna say anything like “this is our love story”
NO ONE JUST TALKS LIKE THAT
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*Watching the Falcons game at restaurant and husband orders a Philly cheesesteak.*
ME: RIB YOU TRAITORRRR!
*flips table*
Manager: is everything ok?
Me: he just ordered a philly cheesesteak
Manager: *flips other table*