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My first boyfriend gave a speech at my birthday party and said โhereโs to many more birthdays together!โ and broke up with me the next morning ๐ญ
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Okay but can we talk about the withdrawals that come with no longer speaking to a person you spoke to every single day? ๐ญ
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My friend went on a first date on Valentineโs and she is getting married this Friday. I LOVE THIS
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Iโve tasted employment. Iโve tasted unemployment. I recommend generational wealth.
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Oh to dress up and drink silly pretty overpriced cocktails with my sexy friends
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TikTok is such a great platform because I can learn to cook, be delulu, plan my wedding or find out Iโve been doing my makeup wrong. Such a versatile babe!
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When Zayn said โitโs a paradise, itโs a war zoneโ, he was talking about my twenties.
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I hate it when famous people break up and yโall say โthereโs no hope for any of us nowโโ??? Shut up ๐ญ๐ญ
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I never ever imagined that at 22 years old Iโd get Covid pneumonia and be on an oxygen machine 24 hours a day.
Please please take care of yourselves.
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Durban is honestly not a real place. Monkeys just held me hostage for 20 minutes ๐ญ
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One day I have to tell the story of how my hairdresser looked over my shoulder at my phone and realized we were dating the same man ๐ญ๐ญ
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โYouโre so quiet, whatโs up?โ
God forbid a girl goes non-verbal to cope???
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By this time next year, I will be a very big deal. Announcing it, declaring it, receiving it.
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The loneliness Iโve felt this year has been really overwhelming. Sometimes, I honestly feel like Iโm struggling to breathe.
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If I add you to my cf list and weโre not close friends, I want you. Please donโt get it twisted.
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A Zulu man may put you through some questionable things but at least heโs quiet and heโll take care of you financially. Xhosa men are loud, obnoxious AND stingy. I honestly donโt know a worse combo
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Thereโs no version of reality where Iโm recording a video for a job application, thanks thooooo
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You lot are so cynical and boring. Just because your talking stages fall apart in 2 business days, doesnโt mean her marriage is doomed with the same fate. Donโt bore me, I have time today.
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Iโll never forget the time I sat on the pavement in Durban CBD. Best braids Iโve done to date ๐ญ
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Itโs barely 8am and my feelings have been hurt by comments about my weight on the photos I posted. Iโm so fucking tired of this
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Rolled my eyes on a call with a client and my camera was on. Howโs your day going?
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A cryptic pregnancy is very high up on my list of fears bc what do you mean Iโm suddenly in labour???
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Anyway Iโm on a plane rn and I start a new job tomorrow ๐ญ๐ฅบ thatโs GOD!
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I find that thing of exposing peopleโs partners as cheaters ON THE TL so distasteful man. Like stop for a moment and consider the feelings of the other party? Theyโre literally finding out via social media that theyโre being betrayed ๐
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Those siblings that bedazzled their dadโs head using nail glue? Taking me out ๐ญ๐ญ
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Like he arrives with roses. Iโve bought him a little gift too. We go to a beautiful restaurant and take hot pics of each other all night. And we say no to dessert bc we canโt wait to get home and cuddle ๐ฅบ๐ฅฐ
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Quickest way to annoy me is to ask me what my tattoos mean. They mean Iโm sexy and financially irresponsible, now leave me alone ๐ญ
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I hate those IG add yours stickers so much lmaoooo what do you mean โprove you were once thinโ????๐ญ
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Maybe Iโm being delusional but I understand what sheโs saying? Thereโs a quote from Les Miserables that says โto love another person is to see the face of Godโ. To experience an unconditional, gracious love does feel a lot like Gods love, no?
I canโt believe Iโm experiencing God through a man sana, I feel his love, assurance and grace in my life through umfana ๐ฅน๐ค๐๐พ
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