Australian comedian, specialising in making tech funny.

Australia
Leaked render of the iMac Pro #stunning piped.video/-zq-Ldo3YMc
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YouTube: “Did you build your brand on our platform? Whoops, too bad, we only verify non-YouTubers now”
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Surgery went well earlier today. Will find out more about the results and stuff in a couple of weeks. Here's a photo of me enjoying the hospital's sandwiches and drugs. Both fantastic!
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Breaking news! Truth about @KEEMSTARx revealed!! #DramaAlert vine.co/v/iMhgvXIYMQi
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Got married to the best woman in the world yesterday. She makes me happy and my life so much brighter. And, even though she looks like she could be, as far as we know she’s not my sister. So that’s a plus. Love you Adi!
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Hey everyone, sorry I've been busy replacing Bixby as the new Samsung assistant. Got some epic videos in the pipeline, starting next week: - Apple WWDC Parody - Bixby Responds to Samsung Sam - If Gandalf Had an iPhone - Turning My Samsung into a BlackBerry
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Quick update: Recovering really well from surgery. Have officially watched all the movies that exist. Now I'm planning some fun videos for when I come back. I find out next week about biopsy results and future treatment. Thanks for all your messages. Stay FUNKY out there!
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How 2022 Went From the Worst Year of My Life to the Best piped.video/VQDkiZKpJbw
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For those wondering, this is place I've been renting in Romania. Nice quaint place, little drafty though.
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We hit 300K FUNKY subscribers!! Thanks so much everyone. To quote DJ Koh: "What an amazing moment!" Merry Christmas 🥳🎁🎄
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Great to see YouTube finally protecting creators like Pepsi and Gillette
To reduce targeted dislike attacks & their impact on creators (esp on smaller creators), you’ll no longer see a public dislike *count* on YouTube starting today (the dislike button is staying). This comes after lots of research, testing & consideration → piped.video/watch?v=kxOuG8jM…
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Replying to @TeamYouTube
Great to see YouTube finally protecting creators like Pepsi and Gillette
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About time I was trending
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They actually called it "Apple Intelligence" 😂
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Pretty sure YouTube's "Non-Advertiser Friendly" robot is set to *Random* at the moment.
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Woah, my SD card has a file from the future...
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Don't wanna brag, but one time, I scrolled to the bottom of Twitter
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For those wondering, the KITi has arrived safe and sound in Romania! He'll be taking up his acting and attacking roles soon, after a couple more weeks of chicken and business-naps (it's in his contract 😸).
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First video back after surgery! Feeling good. Doctors say it looks like all the cancer was caught with the surgery. So should only need scans in the future. Proper update video next week. 'Til then, here's some fun with the Galaxy S22 Ultra! piped.video/qCZtCKL81lc
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Replying to @TolarianCollege
Trick question, Kamigawa.
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Found another BlackBerry...
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Apple Reacts to Their New EU App Store Rules piped.video/CfEbMmWU8NY
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"Hi Sam, thanks for uploading your video yesterday. We conveniently waited 24hrs until you made it public before demonetising it. Yours truly, YouTube."
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I vote DJ Koh for President of the Galox
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Holy FUNK, the MacBook lives!!! Repair method: Leave unplugged for a month & cook a sandwich on it. Too scared to turn it off. Backing up everything!!
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Is Kanye president yet?
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Dear concerned citizens, we regret to inform you that POPE SAMTIME has in fact become a potato. Our scientists are working hard to rectify the situation, and videos should return shortly. In the meantime, we recommend blaming Bixby. Sincerely, SAMBABWE Communications.
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I'm coming... tomorrow
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OMG! Just discovered, if you're not impressed by your current PayPal balance, just click the "More" button next to "Money". #LifeHack
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Phew, the KITi detected I was using a non-BlackBerry device. So it activated its attack-manoeuvres, allowing me to safety-eject the device... onto the floor. Crisis averted!
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Can the following YouTubers please give me the password to the Trending Page, so I can upload directly there too? Thanks, Mr Beast, Jeffree Star, James Charles, KSI, MKBHD, LinusTechTips, Good Mythical Morning 😃 #SaltySam
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APPLE: Black face, obviously bad. Black watch face... profit 😏
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Greta Plays Fortnite Chapter 2 piped.video/samtime
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Mac Studio PARODY - “Big Mac” piped.video/n0AfRZJ4P8w
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I is working on a FUNKY YouTube Rewind video. What's your favourite catastrophe of 2019? (Eg, Sonic trailer, COPPA, $999 Apple stand) Let me know, I'll chuck it in!
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Remember, be an OS X Maverick guys
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If the Apple Vision Pro is so good, how come there's not a single video of Tim Cook using one.
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Apple Responds to iPhone X Unstoppable Hack piped.video/bkzaRM9T3Cg
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Introducing the Nothing Phone - PARODY piped.video/iehdj_gCflM
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Facebook’s New Logo Fixes Everything piped.video/PMjgm8JIZgo
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Why Would Anyone Live in Romania? piped.video/us-Ip7xycKo
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I swear it's a... feature
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End of YouTube Song - COPPA piped.video/eYcibxtoga4
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So hard to find some memes on YouTube nowadays. If you search anything slightly controversial or political, it gives you boring irrelevant news stories, instead of the funny clip or compilation you're looking for!
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Oh-oh, some keys stopped working on the iMac-not-so-alicious. Better plug in the old UNKEYBOARD from the UNKPUTER. Stay UNKY!
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Tomorrow's video will make all the sense, promise!
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Why are lawnmower engines louder than car engines
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Why I Hacked Linus Tech Tips piped.video/iEvNojEh344
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Proof the end times have come...
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Working on a new music video to explain COPPA in fun and depressing way! Probably coming out on the weekend or next week. 10 points to anyone who can guess what the original song is...
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Oh wow. Booted up Minecraft after a few years, had fun in SAMBABWE. But I think it just blew up my MacBook Pro! Won't turn on again! Creepers have gotten more powerful since my day.
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Weird how few clips there are out there of Tim Cook actually using an Apple product...
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Nokia’s New Logo Fixes Everything piped.video/9FtYlJLTUWw
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Computers should have KITi Recognition that disables the keyboard when it detects butt-manoeuvres #cat
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Next video will be epic!... and a little late
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WARNING: Don't be too sexy in your thumbnails. YouTube doesn't like it. #HotShaming Test yours here: cloud.google.com/vision
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Calling Apple Support be like... piped.video/samtime
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Working on a new killer tune! Get your socks secured, because they’re about to be blown off!!!… later this week 🎤
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My Dad's gonna be on Australia's Got Talent tonight! If you're in Aus, check it out. It's on Channel 7 at 7PM #FUNKYTIME
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Okay, so we've kinda slowed down to 2 videos a week. But they are "smoking-hot" videos. Currently writing a new Parody Song, as well as dancing in the street (seperate vids).
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iPhone SE video coming tomorrow. Ring ma YouTube Ding-Dong to get notified! 🔔
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The Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra PARODY will be coming out tomorrow. Ring my ding-dong 🔔 so you don't miss it!! It'll make DJ happy!
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Replying to @TeamYouTube
YOUTUBE: “Did you build your brand on our platform? Whoops, too bad, we only verify non-YouTubers now”
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50% of making a good vid is a good script. The other 50% is good filming. And don't forget editing, that's atleast 50%. Also thumb/title 50%
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Oi! My BlackBerry’s on the fritz!
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No, I'm not dead. As you can see, very important work happening here regarding serious, serious investments!! Video should be out this weekend #MakeItRain #GameStonks
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“iPad Jumbo” - PARODY SONG piped.video/L2Gqa3br304
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YouTube Trending Page: Discover what happened on TV last night, the latest hit song and the same 3 YouTube creators. All in one place!!
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Worried the Galaxy Note10 Parody might be tricky, but then they announced "AR Doodles". Video tomorrow 😂 See you there
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Happy KITi holidays everyone! See you in 2024 😄🦁
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M2 MacBook Air PARODY - “FlatBook Air” piped.video/Q0k7KUaNsWg
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Wow, Bixby must have pulled some strings!
@SamtimeNews If you make an app for your social meadia, it'll come pre-installed on our phones.
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Why I Still Listen to MP3’s in 2021 piped.video/L3DxuyM8qQM
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Apple Intelligence is Stupid piped.video/VoK0KdUlwoY
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Why I Still Use a BlackBerry in 2022 piped.video/TZxwObI0nxU
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Lovin' the new Zelda on my Nintendo Switch Pleb Edition!! #zeldabreathofthewild #zelda
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Hmmm... no video today due to severe creative-writer's-constipation. Should be videos later in the week about the FaceApp and Neural Link. Let's work through this!
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Was super lucky to get a hands on with the new Xbox Series X today! Video out tomorrow.
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If the iPad Had an E-Ink Screen piped.video/pvYAF9EmQSs
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Apple Fanboy in Crisis Over New MacBook Pro Rumours piped.video/tvQI7rjIHN4
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Tomorrow we shall release a COPPA parody song so powerful... it might just save YouTube. 🛎 Ring my ding-dong, you won't want to miss it piped.video/samtime
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So much material just announced at #WWDC18 😂 Get ready, iOS12 parody coming tomorrow! #SubscribeToday piped.video/samtime
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Okay, taking a break for a few days to rest and recharge my FUNK. Stay FUNKY and see ya next week! #POPEWEEK #SleepingBeauty
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Good news! Bixby was tired of blowing on the FUNK-O-SERVER, so we've upgraded the hosting for launch!! Enjoy a smoother FUNKY TIME experience today: funkytime.tv/
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It was great fun collabing with @LinusTech in their latest video! We'll have to do it again sometime (8:20) piped.video/TLgRryt2ZtE?t=493
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Facebook's New Logo Fixes Everything piped.video/23-BycugziY
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This Video was Shot AND Edited Entirely on a BlackBerry piped.video/Eq5bD8qwWyo
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Samsung Responds to Their Batteries Exploding piped.video/9hmllRKOXAA
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One Plus 8 and iPhone SE videos coming this week, still, there's only one phone I trust... #ShotOnBlackberry #UploadedOnBlackberry
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Bixby in Crisis Over New Samsung “Sam” Assistant piped.video/UqgoPPGgeAw
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Replying to @VadimYuryev
Yeah, it's because I took a month off. Everyone's numbers should pick up when I'm back 😉
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Hey FUNKY peoples, no live show this weekend. But I hear there'll be a FUNKY MONDAY video coming out to make up for it. Have a FUNKY weekend!
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19 Things Windows Users Never Say piped.video/RBmkX89WCXg
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Has anyone ever spelt "diarrhea" right the first time?
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Spotify Exec Tries to Buy @JoeRogan FULL VIDEO: piped.video/i8NHlZ9ZDlY
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