Samourai Wallet PGP: 72B5 BACD FEDF 39D7 Unhosted wallets. Doxxer Nopara73 fucked around, found out👌 It ain't over until the fat boy is gutted. #Besenyszög
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The only message we are writing to regulators is in the form of decentralised Whirlpool. Talking head mouthpieces like Tuman risk nothing from behind their microphones.
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Keeping the "rug pull" in the family. LN as the antithesis of what bitcoin is supposed to be. Sunk cost corruption.
stacker.news/items/330346
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Running our BTC-XMR swaps over mainnet now. Smooth.
nitter.app/pokkst/status/17130245…
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Stop simping. Stop caring what Saylor or other suits are buying (or selling). Stop appealing to authority. Use the tools. Raise Hell. Be ungovernable. Don't ask permission. Unless you want to be another loser LARPer sobbing into his Dude Wipes.
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Reading my OpenDime using Samourai Wallet on a Nexus 5X running Copperhead OS. Off the grid where life is good.
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"Travel rule, VASP UID and bitcoin URI - A new BIP". The absolute state of it. lists.linuxfoundation.org/pi…
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No one ever said that this would be easy. No one ever said that this would be without risk.
Asking permission is seeking denial.
Never comply.
Always hit back twice as hard.
Running Decentralized Whirlpool 1.0
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Samourai Swaps demo last night (XMR-BTC). True P2P, no central server, 100% over Tor, non-custodial, & nobody asked permission from anybody.
Thanks to @insatwetrust & @wanderinKing072 for their time & input. Repo public soon.
cc: @pokkst @noosphere888x2
Monero Swaps demo by @SamouraiDev last night. I was amazed at how smooth and fast it went. Really game changing stuff.
Soon™
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BREAKING: @chainalysis laid off 39 employees Thursday, citing the need for a "path to profitability." ow.ly/Stea50xhrM0
@realDannyNelson reports
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As of 1/12019, 3000 French tobacco dealers will be selling bitcoin. Purchasers must "be of age" & provide national ID, proof of address, and a "selfie". Amounts of 50, 100, 250€ will be available. Commission will be 7%.
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'Bitcoin Dominance' is junk. A garbage metric designed by scammers pushing shitcoins. Don't use it, don't quote it, don't promote it as it only feeds a losing narrative being pushed by liars.
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Here is a 2-wallet Samourai Stowaway spend. Neither output displays the true spend amount which is, in effect, "stowed away" via a trusted cooperation between 2 wallets.
oxt.me/transaction/546458c34… Based on an idea from G Maxwell w/algo guidelines from @LaurentMT
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Segwit adoption just popped to ATH 45.32% on segwit.space 🚀😎
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We are pleased to announce the release by Straylight of their Whirlpool 🌀🌀🌀 client library (FOSS, coded in Rust).
github.com/straylight-orbit/…
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Speaking of which: code.samourai.io/wallet/comi… Samourai Swaps beta is now "live".
BTC/XMR atomic swaps being built into excellent and innovative wallets are where the real changes are happening.
The innovation in applications built for users _using_ Bitcoin is where the real dissent happens. It’s not the protocol anymore. Direct your attention accordingly.
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Read what the guy has written. If you cannot put yourself in his place then you are not doing it the right way. If you cannot see what he sees from where you are now, then take the time to connect the dots. True bitcoin is taking place somewhere between the street and the stars.
Some interesting data I've received from the #SatelliteAPI broadcast. Seems like someone broadcasted a little journal. 😃🛰️⚡️
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Whirlpool 🌀🌀🌀 (mainnet & testnet) coordinators updated, tested and are now running in Soroban decentralised mode ("whack-a-mole").
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#Stowaway #PayJoin meetup w/@LaurentMT My wallet paid his. Make every spend a coinjoin. #SamouraiWallet #Under30SecondMix challenge ;) #Cahoots blockstream.info/testnet/tx/…
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Just sent a single sat via #Cahoots #Stowaway over Tor #Soroban. Relayed and confirmed.
oxt.me/transaction/51203f547…
#SamouraiWallet Make every spend a coinjoin.
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Testnet Whirlpool 🌀🌀🌀 now coinjoining over decentralized Soroban communications later. The first step in the decentralization of Whirlpool is now operational. We will be moving on to Step 2 in short order (several coordinators running over a single liquidity pool).
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The FUD about $40 minimum fees is just that, FUD. Segwit tx with $3.50 fee confirmed in under 1 hour. Use custom fee ;) btc.com/03b7402fe13a4277e674… #SamouraiWallet
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We have some new swag for future bitcoin meetups, get togethers and conferences where @rogerkver might attempt to shill his scamcoin. #BitcoinWon #NoMoreDebates
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Nice update incoming from @SparrowWallet. Make every spend a coinjoin. I do. #Cahoots #STONEWALLx2 #PayNym #BIP47
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Absentees are people who literally died before the meeting due to lack of financial freedom. @rogerkver will attest.
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Whirlpool 0.01 BTC pool already over 448 coinjoins in the last 36 hours. That's over 265 1m sat utxos remixed free of charge (no fee to Samourai, no miner's fee). 🌀🌀🌀 Make every spend a coinjoin.
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We don't care about USD price (fuck your bags). We don't care about mass-adoption via custodial "hacks" (fuck your café latté). We don't care about science projects that will obtain near-zero adoption (fuck your tinkering hobby-horse). We only care about censorship-free payments.
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#SamouraiWallet #Whirlpool code.samourai.io/wallet/samo… 🌀🌀🌀 All apks now signed hash downloadable. Mixing is mobile.
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Don't believe the snake oil salesmen who try to draw you into KYC & custodial bitcoin schemes by saying that we only have 1 shot at this & that mass adoption justifies all trade-offs & the crossing of all red lines. KYC anything is a shitcoin. We have more than one shot at this.
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Fuck WoS. Build on custodial sand castles, fuck around & find out. We just had a "retreat" where we discussed what to do if Play ejects us, what to do if Feds decide to crackdown on non-custodial coinjoin (the same Feds that are blowing their loads into @nopara73's willing mouth)
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$30 fees are/were a fiction, totally imaginary and unnecessary. Invented by those with an agenda and too often aggravated by poor app settings. Crypto comes at you fast. Ignore the FUD, use custom fee and move forward.
2-5 sats/byte transactions now getting confirmed on the next block. You can send #bitcoin for literally 1 cent per tx now. 😮👍👏 #LightningNetwork #Segwit
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Mule.Tools reaches for the stars. "Completely Offline Bitcoin Transactions" (@notgrubles) medium.com/@notgrubles/compl… #txTenna
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The next update to #SamouraiWallet is scheduled to include a native Tor layer (no more separate Orbot app). Final testing this week. This lays the groundwork for Dojo full node pairing/use and Whirlpool mixing. deepdotweb.com/2019/03/10/eu…
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Whirlpool 0.01 BTC pool already over 650 coinjoins today (UTC). That's over 1950 1m sat utxos remixed free of charge (no fee to Samourai, no miner's fee). 🌀🌀🌀 Make every spend a coinjoin.
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#SamouraiWallet downloads will now be available from our self-hosted F-Droid repo. Downloads will continue to be made available on Google Play and via direct download from our self-hosted GitLab code repo.
samouraiwallet.com/download/…
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Fact is, between the custodial apologists, KYC mass adoption "NgUTech" fanboïs, chain analysis/law enforcement collaborators (& assorted enabler whores), and Tornado Cash bust cheerleaders, the bitcoin space is in sore need of an ethos reset.
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Bitcoin vs The Canadian Freedom Convoy. It could have played out differently. From @econoalchemist bitcoinmagazine.com/technica…
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Bitcoin meets nobody half-way. You come to Bitcoin and you meet Bitcoin on Bitcoin's terms, be you Wall St or Chicago futures, or whatever ETF is being cooked up. You come all the way to the gate. Bitcoin never goes to you. #UASF
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Just to make one thing crystal clear: we are here for those who decide to operate in a self-sovereign & private manner. If you have above zero tolerance for custodial solutions &/or for KYC &/or anything else termed a "trade off" vs self-sovereignty/privacy then just walk away.
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There will never be any KYC/AML controls in any Samourai software. No KYC/AML, and of course absolutely no cooperation with chain analysis or other law enforcement proxies.
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Bitcoin is only "fuck you money" when it is not tied to the State in any way, shape, or form. KYC bitcoin is "State bitcoin" is a shitcoin.
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Nothing says "The Separation Between Money and State" like praying for a Fed pivot to float your bags.
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LN was always the real attack on bitcoin. Case in point: Strike. LN is just legacy finance in a designer hoodie. Old boss, new threads. Jettison.
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Bitcoin is software. It's not a 401K, it's not an inflation hedge (I know..."zoom out" lol), it's not a casino. Software.
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Then: "Not your keys, not your coins. Get your BTC off exchanges" , Now: "Your BTC in Liquid is like having your coins on an exchange. No big deal."
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Expanding our Segwit support, #SamouraiWallet update 0.97.10 includes spending to bech32 addresses (Electrum).
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>10k BTC unspent capacity for Samourai Wallet Whirlpool 🌀🌀🌀 according to Clark's Dashboard. Someone send a memo to shit-for-brains #MrKapo.
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If any single subgroup or minority can be cut off from bitcoin fungibility for whatever reason, it means we all can be for no reason whatsoever other than somebody's whim. No blacklists, no taint. Hit back twice as hard.
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At this very minute, according to my rough calculation, 4.4% of the mempool is made up of #Whirlpool mixes awaiting confirmation. Make every spend a coinjoin.
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Papers are OK I guess, but running code is much cooler. Waiting for 3 Jan 2019. Have a bottle of 12 year old Jameson standing by. "The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks" says it all. The next 10 years are going to be great.📡😎🚀
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Samourai Wallet 0.99.98h just released. Includes sweep of JoinMarket fidelity bond timelocked addresses & signature verification. blog.samourai.is/wallet-upda…
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So much of the space is a larp. "Censorship-free" is a hazy memory to many, legacy finance on "btc rails" is a thing, cheering for the next regulatory shoe to fall is a pastime. The only recent brave "act of resistance" from this crowd is public urination on a Fed Bank building.
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Your wallet being 'dusted' by rat squad analytics outfits trying to observe your activity? #SamouraiWallet 0.97 update is there to help.
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The 2X gang of @coinbase, @blockchain & @bitpay have made delaying Segwit their mission statement. Don't forget that BitcoinJ, effectively co-opted by the usual 2X suspects, is also responsible for having stalled Segwit adoption.
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There is no valid reason to have a KYC BTC stack. None. That's totally aside from the fact that KYC-BTC is a shitcoin.
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Just arrived. Signed copies of "The Bitcoin Standard" for @samouraiwallet and myself. Thank you @saifedean.
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Private donations to FreeRoss.org (@free_ross) can now be made via PayNym using @SamouraiWallet & @SparrowWallet.
paynym.is/+FreeRoss
#BIP47
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Stress testing #SamouraiWallet #Whirlpool mixing and running our Telegram round announcer through a few paces. Mixing will be mobile. Anyone stating otherwise is probably too busy writing papers about why it cannot be mobile.
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W3C has confirmed that bitcoin will not be the "money of the web". We knew that already. It's for the streets.
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Make every spend a CoinJoin. Street-level joins are cool. Short & sweet & get the job done. #Cahoots #Stowaway #PayJoin #SamouraiWallet How much did Alice pay Bob? blockstream.info/testnet/tx/… Merci à @guarbaoui
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Mixing w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶b̶e̶ is mobile. It's happening. #SamouraiWallet #Whirlpool on Android: MainNet mixing now open.🌀📱
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Asking permission is seeking denial. ragnarly.com/free-men-dont-a…
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Internal testing of our full bech32 update commences on Monday with all hands on deck. #SamouraiWallet
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#SamouraiWallet #Whirlpool 🌀🌀🌀What mobile bitcoin coinjoining has taught us in its first week of existence...
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Bitcoin was never about bailouts. Let them DIE even if it drives the price to single digits. We must never see zombie outfits in the bitcoin space. If so, we have gone terribly wrong. Unfit to survive? Mercy kill.
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"Custodial" is not just a tradeoff. It's one more brick in the regulatory capture wall now being built around bitcoin in the name of "adoption". Refuse outright.
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- not a leak, it's the architecture for non-Dojo users
- Samourai Wallet is and will remain bitcoin-only. Deal with it.
- the Wasabi 🍌 arrest record is very real. Deal with it. Fuck you if you bet on the wrong horse.
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Samourai Wallet Whirlpool unspent capacity new ATH 4999 BTC 🌀🌀🌀 bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/dashb…
Post-mix utxos safely separated from unmixed change and set aside thanks to Tx0. Each cycle extending forward-looking anonymity of post-mix coins whether they remix or not.
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PoC: #STONEWALLx2 PayNym-to-PayNym over #Soroban (app-agnostic Tor comms tunnel) using Chaumian blinded payload. #Cahoots 2-wallet joins < 10 sec. #Stowaway, joined tx0->#Whirlpool. cc:@devTsuba @zeroleak - #CoinSwap too once included in our post-mix tools (it's not a coinjoin)
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1.2% of block 0000000000000000000949fb5d8167a076373a32684ef244cbc5736f4c608b91 is composed of 100% entropy, 0 deterministic link Whirlpool coinjoins. 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀We won't stop. Number must go higher. 🏃♂️
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"Maxis" really thought that they could let their "NgU Tech" BTC become a Wall Street asset and not have it subject to a hostile takeover? Saylor 1-0 Chubby Burb Dads. Also: fuck open source devs who beg for donations.
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Whirlpool surge cycles: in the event that fees are overpaid once the basic configuration is set by the coordinator, extra remixer-output pairs are chosen so as to lower the sat/b rate effectively paid. 🌀🌀🌀
The architecture hasn't changed...
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Shit about to get real. Finally. I was starting to think that all this work was for nothing.
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