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Stocks usually go up most of the time. That's 100% true.
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for all my fellow geriatric millennials. sound on
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Incredible. 25 yo pizza delivery man runs into burning house, saves four children who tell him another might be in the house. He goes back in, finds the girl, jumps out a window with her, and carries her to a cop who captures the moment on his bodycam people.com/human-interest/in…
Here’s the video to go along with the story.
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we’re only in the first inning of where masks are headed
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no shit
🚨Trump: We're on track to fully eliminate capital gains tax in 2025
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when Trump hands you paper
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here’s a pretty clear 1-minute articulation of what AI apps like ChatGPT is about to bring us. see y’all in hell.
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this is this most dystopic shit I’ve heard in a long time
NEW ODD LOTS: How Corporations Learned The Maximum Amount They Can Charge For A Product @tracyalloway and spoke with @ddayen and @owenslindsay1, who have published a special new edition of @TheProspect entirely about the new world of pricing strategies bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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what they were saying about Amazon in 1999 $AMZN
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this terminal even has a room for shareholders of regional banks
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we’re probably close to that point stuff starts blowing up. some hedge fund or some entity we never heard of that was leveraged to something in the markets
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This is literally the craziest thing I’ve read in my whole life and it’s not even close scientificamerican.com/artic…
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this is bad press for the gym for at least two reasons
Man locked inside 24 Hour Fitness after closing abc7.ws/2DrCXcg
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$GOOGL shareholders be like
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β€œβ€¦You wanna ask for the fries β€˜animal style.’ It’s not on the menu, but trust me they’ll know and you’ll love it…”
I was glad to welcome President Xi Jinping to California for his meeting with @POTUS andΒ APEC Economic Leaders Week.
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imagined getting handed a 20 from a person whose signature is on all the money
Janet Yellen ordering In-n-out before heading to the airport to greet Xi Jinping
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the remaining 2 days they can work remote
BREAKING: JPMorgan planning to bring staff back to office five days a week
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the least stressed I’d ever been in my life was when my home looked like this. people have no idea
Men will have a six figure investment portfolio and live like this.
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How this millennial couple finally moved out of their parents’ house with no debt and $30 million bit.ly/2N99UPp
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there are now more recipes than there are ingredients
As the tally of ETFs eclipses the total number of publicly traded stocks for the first time, financial advisers and investors are getting overwhelmed by a deluge of choice bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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.@AndrewYang on the stock market rally
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"Once inflation is above 5% in advanced economies, it takes on average 10 years to drop to 2%" - BofA
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JCrew is selling $100 Carhartt jackets for $300
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S&P 500 vs. S&P 5 vs. S&P 495
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Rich people own stocks. Poor people own houses.
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AT&T predicted everything in this 1993 ad campaign
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subway rat eating crab. but Powell wants to see more data.
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β€œGive your enemy two day’s notice in a Facebook post.” - Sun-Tzu
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Been catching up on music. Taylor Swift’s 1989 is pretty good.
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"Son, I got a new job, mom got a raise, we have more cash in the bank, gas prices are falling, my 401k is up, your 529 is up, and my company is expanding thanks to growing profits. BUT we're not going to Disney World because the yield curve is inverted." - nobody
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Fresh and dry vegetables +38.9%
PPI for final demand advances 0.9% in July; services rise 1.1%, goods increase 0.7% bls.gov/news.release/ppi.nr0… #PPI #BLSdata
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After its worst quarter for sales since 2005, GameStop is enjoying its best quarter for raising money. sherwood.news/markets/gamest…
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I’d delay rate hikes by at least a year
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big win for travelers who are terrible at math
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don’t think I’ve ever seen a chart like this
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$COTY up 3% after signing $600 million deal with Kylie Jenner brands yhoo.it/2Kx6dBv
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6’4”. Make him chairman of the Federal Reserve.
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Berkshire has $145 billion in cash. Buffett is seeking out β€œelephant-sized” acquisitions. According to the internet, there are about 400,000 elephants in the world and they’re worth up to $60,000 each. That’s about $24 billion of elephants. Not sure where I’m going with this.
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of all the AmEx platinum benefits I get, airport lounge access might be the dumbest. at any given moment, 97% of the seats in an airport are unoccupied. charging stations everywhere. the food is always better outside. not gonna wait 30 minutes in line for free chicken cacciatore and quinoa salad
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Connery: "I'll take 'the rapists' for 200.” Trebek: "That's 'therapists,' not 'the rapists.’"
Potus pronounces Yosemite as "yo-Semites" at White House event.
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The richest 1% may emit 30 times more CO2 emissions than the poorest 50% - @Oxfam via Deutsche Bank
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Peak of his career, Ben Wallace was averaging 15 rebounds and 4 blocks a game. Great pick.
Replying to @SkyNewsBreak
Ben Wallace has been appointed Defence Secretary
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the first ad you see inside the cover of American Airlines in flight magazine. +8% is red
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kinda crazy how Buffett, Dimon, and Bezos made zero progress when they looked into fixing health care "Government is the only one that can change it" - Buffett
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πŸ‘€ GOLDMAN: "We estimate the S&P 500 will deliver an annualized nominal total return of 3% during the next 10 years (7th percentile since 1930) and roughly 1% on a real basis."
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this too could be you
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there’s your crypto ad
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$NVDA shareholders be like
Sam Ro πŸ“ˆ
*NVIDIA ANNOUNCES 10-FOR-1 FORWARD STOCK SPLIT
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I’m really excited to be introduced to the RFK Jr of statistics
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me after dinner at Maggiano’s
β€œ @GiorgiaMeloni Γ© un leader e una persona fantastica”: nuove parole di apprezzamento da parte di Donald #Trump verso la premier italiana, in occasione del suono della campanella sul Floor del New York Stock Exchange. Il video della corrispondete da New York di Class CNBC, Stefania Spatti (@sspatti) @NYSE @realDonaldTrump
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Laura Ingraham on #YouNetflix
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live look at the markets
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we should only provide financial incentives for bad news
John Krasinski slammed as sellout for cashing in on 'Some Good News' trib.al/DRxnjtE
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First Lady Melania Trump kisses Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau next to the U.S. President Donald Trump during the family photo with invited guests at the G7 summit in Biarritz, France, August 25, 2019. (REUTERS/Carlos Barria)
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Seaworld shares since Blackfish was released read.bi/1sDq3J5
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start of 2019 vs. end of 2019 on.wsj.com/33D95o9
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I haven’t thrown anything out in 20 years
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April retail sales by category: Clothing -78.8% Electronics -60.6% Furniture -58.7% Sporting goods -38.0% Restaurants, bars -29.5% Dept stores -28.9% Health -15.2% Grocery -13.2% Online +8.4%
JUST IN: Retail sales fell 16.4% in April (-12.0% expected). Excluding autos and gas, sales fell 16.2% (-7.6% expected). yhoo.it/3bAvlC0 by @heidi_chung
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This app will send you alerts when Donald Trump tweets about stocks you own yhoo.it/2hUBGfU
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If this music thing doesn't work out, he can always become finance minister of Greece
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.@serwer followed up re that photo of Jay Powell at the Dead & Co show last week and 🀯🀯🀯🀯🀯 barrons.com/amp/articles/fed…
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Yesteday, Chipotle announced it's adding 15,000 jobs. Today, Boeing said it's adding 10,000 jobs. Anyone got a running list of companies hiring?
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Replying to @TigerWoods
.@TigerWoods bro, you’re not DM’ing right now
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college sounds awesome right now
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CNN chyron cranking it up
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Guy does a running blindside double-leg dropkick on 71-year-old @Schwarzenegger, and Schwarzenegger barely loses his footing yhoo.it/2Ei0sok
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Desperately coining new Mexican-flavoured market acronyms in an attempt to go viral on.ft.com/3Hc1G7N
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sticking it to the man
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Periods of extreme market concentration during the past century - GS
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unclear where @DivesTech’s jacket stops and the chart starts
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β€œCorporate profits double about every nine years. The stock market ought to double about every nine years… Profits are going up 8% a year, and stocks will follow. That’s all there is to it.”
Peter Lynch On How To Handle Stock Market Volatility
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I’m not crazy about β€œItalexit.” But i’m down for β€œItaleave” or β€œQuitaly.” We need to get this sorted out right away. bit.ly/2xvp6Rc
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life comes at you fast
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fireworks are out in Brooklyn
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Day in the life of a $META employee when the stock falls 25%
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every Dow all-time high has been followed by a new Dow all-time high since 1885
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"...there has been no supply response from US producers - their capex as % of operating cash flow has plummeted to just 30% (vs. 80-100% in 2011-16), a record low. Expectations for demand destruction have weighed on oil recently..." - BofA
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all that stuff sucked
Boomers, Gen Xers and elder millennials are now the last people who remember what it was like to use a pay phone, a paper map, a typewriter, etc. β€” and they're being rapidly outnumbered by younger adults who don't. trib.al/4O3V1W6
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"We Estimate $250-500 mn in Medical Costs Attributable to Pickleball in 2023" - UBS Healthcare companies look at these pickleball charts and see dollar signs
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Replying to @RuchoSharma
Holds up
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classic crunchy taco shell formation
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"The most popular hedge fund long positions have suffered their worst 12-month return relative to the S&P 500 on record” - Goldman
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"P/Es today are a full standard deviation lower than in the late 90s. On a FCF basis, the S&P 500 is 2 standard deviations cheaper." - UBS
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Goldman on bear market rallies: "Between September and December 2008, the S&P 500 experienced six distinct 1-6 trading day bounces of 9% or more, with some rallies as large as 19%. However, the actual market bottom did not occur until March 2009."
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when it’s your 15th bear market but it’s his first
High meme potential for this one by @lealolivas @AFPphoto
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stocks usually don't go down
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Increased sausage demand could be worrying signal on the economy cnbc.com/2024/08/26/increase…
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tell me this isn’t the greatest goat video of all time
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Forbes estimates Wilbur Ross allegedly stole more than $120,000,000.00
If even half of the accusations are legitimate, Wilbur Ross, the current United States secretary of commerce, could rank among the biggest grifters in American history: forbes.com/sites/danalexande…
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It's Christmas Eve. Not Christmas Steve.
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this RV is bigger than 90% of the apartments in NYC
Camping World
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