Artist/butcher "delightful but also horrifying" #sixers #trusttheprocess insta: gosmaseygo
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?? Why would I have wanted a 4 x 6 mm print? Like why even have that option lol @cvspharmacy
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Just a reminder that your girlfriend doesnāt want a heart-shaped .25 carat diamond necklace from kay for Christmas this year. Just donāt even bother dude
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Also this is so interesting to me - which way do you draw an X? Colored line being the first stroke
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I told mikeās mom to find something green to put on Augie for good luck, she just sent this picture, thereās no way she knows
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General consensus is that Americans do 7 & 8 while UK does 5 & 6. Probably how we were taught. Not sure about other countries
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It took years but Iāve paid off all the credit card debt I accrued in active addiction ššš„¹
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The customers suck sometimes, sure, but the true horror of working in a restaurant is that Iāve been at work since 10 am and this is the third time Come on Eileen has played
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Today, I have 200 days sober. I have also been managing a womenās recovery house for one week.
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I have an amazing idea for jukeboxes..... you can buy a 20 min block of silence for when the kids are annoying you with their music......
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date a girl who reads. date a girl who makes blood sacrifices. date a girl who can bend spoons with her mind. date a girl who eats glass sha
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#HowToConfuseAMillenial teach them to speak up and ask for what they want and then when they do call them spoiled and ungrateful
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Happy to announce that Iām starting a sports podcast, but itās just going to be me discussing (at length) whether I would or would not let specific NBA players nut inside of me
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This time two years ago I was dying of alcoholism. I didnāt know how much longer I had to live, and I didnāt really care. Now I have a college degree and a nephew I couldnāt be me enamored with. ā¤ļø recovery is possible
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When you're going off to Hotline Bling but then you realize Drake is just mad a girl isn't waiting around for him
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Much like the heinous lanternfly, if you see a David Portnoy in the Philadelphia area you are legally required to step on it repeatedly
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Its my birthday and my friends canāt be bothered to make any effort to see me so naturally Iām bawling my eyes out at my work (Iām not working just drinking) and like I guess itās what I deserve!!!
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Exciting news - I've decided to return to the sober house I lived in for the first three months after I finished treatment, this time as the āØš¤ house manager š¤ āØ
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People who donāt actively use it donāt get it. I learn so many recipes, plan dates, learn make-up hacks, have made travel it itineraries, keep up with current events and watched so many relatable stories on there. Itās so much more than dances, itās just the best app ever. š
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If youāre worried that Kim kardashian being a lawyer will somehow diminish you being a lawyer - thatās a personal problem
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This is so stupid but I havenāt worn something I actually felt cute in since my accident sooooo hi :)
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'Women who take nudes are such SLUTS!' says the male feverishly masturbating to the leaked photos
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actually incredibly aspirational to be referred to as āaloof wifeā
How Zohran Mamdaniās aloof wife, Rama Duwaji, quietly steered his campaign from behind the scenes trib.al/WjSZSuN
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Sooo thankful to be staying sober another dayā¦ā¦ā¦ I want to drink so badly but I wonāt give the haters and the losers the satisfaction of seeing me fail
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@TheFemKilljoy @South_Sasshole ummm if I'm in my 30s and look like that I'm going to walk around fucking naked
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Recently Iāve been struggling bc I feel lonely in this warm weather w/ o booze. Iām human still. I miss pool parties, tailgates, etc. But I know if I pick up again, I will die. My life is dramatically different than it was a few months ago - thanks to those who are still here xo
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I completed a four month inpatient/outpatient program and all I got was this lousy sweatshirt!!!
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Accidentally mentioned pegging at the table and now my mom and sister are both in the other room looking up what it means
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Iām watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians and on four separate occasions my dad has asked, āWhich one is that?ā Itās been Kim every single time.
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If I were president Jeopardy! would be an hour long and wheel of fortune would cease to exist
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This is so cheesy but Iām feeling corny and having a good few weeks. I want to give a big, huge, resounding thank you to you all for being a part of my sobriety journey in one way or another. Thereās times itās felt damn near impossible and recently itās all been coming up smasey
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I havenāt drank alcohol in over five months. Thatās honestly insane. Towards the end I thought I was going to drink every single day until I died. I was okay with that. I was drinking to die.
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