Comedian | Bipolar Babe | ADHDer | Die-Hard Blue Jays Fan | He/Him
Toronto, Ontario
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Trevor Bauer...
- settled his lawsuit with Lindsey Hill out of court
- still has MULTIPLE accusers
- is due in court again May 2024
- was investigated by MLB who clearly found condemning evidence
- was only SP3 on his team in Japan
- is mostly hated league-wide w/ few supporters
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Didn't Poilievre call Jagmeet Singh the "Maserati Marxist" in the House of Commons?
Another day, another act of Conservative hypocrisy (and/or grift).
With a lot of folks struggling to pay their bills right now, here we have @PierrePoilievre and @AnaPoilievre attempting to appeal to average, everyday Albertans while parading around in a very expensive Rolls-Royce convertible. ⬇️
Tone-deaf much?
#cdnpoli #CanadaStrong 🇨🇦
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Yes, it's a competition...
And when people cheat in competitions, they are disqualified. 🤷
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You'd be shocked at how difficult it is to get a SA conviction.
It's a systemic issue that definitely needs to be addressed in the legal system.
Also, Bauer is still due in court in May.
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Are your friends the Prime Minister of Canada? Kind of a false equivalency here.
Your hatred and bias are showing.
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If you pay "wayyyyyy" more than the rebate, you're using a well above average amount of fossil fuels.
This means the carbon tax is working. Curb your overuse of fossil fuels, and you'll wind up ahead with your carbon rebates like the majority of Canadians. 👍
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"please be nice to me, I'm just asking an honest question"...
Proceeds to insult anyone who doesn't agree with your position.
Gross, Gerry. Do better.
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Cops support their own when one of them murders an innocent person, too.
This is a shit take.
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Biggio has been a god awful bat for years. You don't tend to bat guys with sub-100 wRC+ leadoff. 🤦
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And yet Showalter still didn't put him into that Wild Card game...
My Jays are eternally grateful lol!
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Hello Toronto!
I'm STOKED to announce that #MentalHELLth Comedy Night is BACK at The Rivoli (@RivoliToronto) on Wednesday, April 10th!
Join us for an incredible night of relatable and empowering comedy in support of the CAMH Foundation (@camhfoundation)
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Much love and appreciation for one of my favourite accounts on this god forsaken app! 🙏❤️
Hey Nation!
You should give @RyanZComedy a follow!
He's awesome! Follow him, and RT please!
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I'm a Jays fan and have no horse in this race, but Volpe's 77th percentile Sprint Speed says otherwise. 🤷
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Last time I checked, the Liberal government won a minority government in the last election.
Not sure where you're getting your info that they "lost". 🤷
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Sounds like you should be more upset that your family managed to screw up a fairly easy opportunity to create generational wealth in Canada, no?
Why is the racism necessary?
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That's a pretty toxic, and overall misogynistic take.
FOUR women have come forward. There are still investigations ongoing, and he's due in court in May.
To disparage them in this manner is disgusting AF.
Do better.
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You realize that "Radio-Canada" is the French name for the CBC, and that not everything they do is on the radio, right? 🤦🤦🤦
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One could argue that's even worse, as Scheer expressed partisanship inside the HOC, in his robes, in the exact location he is meant to remain impartial.
Or... We can all agree that wishing someone well in their retirement is a non-issue, yes?
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The Jays have a "solid middle of the rotation that needs an ace"???
Has SI heard of Kevin Gausman?
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The way you asked it was very abrasive, and implied you don't think any words would be bad enough to warrant a ban.
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Thanks, Gator! (Whoops, I did it again! 😂)
To everyone in the GTA seeing this, definitely come out to the Mental HELLth show!
It's a great night of comedy, and all proceeds support CAMH, Canada's largest mental health hospital!
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I didn't know that Justin Trudeau was a police officer, a prosecutor, and a judge, all in one?
If Trudeau truly was a dictator who was personally involved in Tamara's arrest, and made a point of imprisoning political rivals and those who question him, wouldn't you be in prison?
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Making a group of children cry in prayer is child abuse.
Telling these kids that if they cry loud enough and pray hard enough, that the cancer will go away, is child abuse.
If this Church cared about this child, they'd be helping them and their family with their medical bills.
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SPs:
2016: Fulmer (159.0 IP)
2014: DeGrom (141.0)
1981: Righetti (105.1)
RPs:
2011: Kimbrel (77.0)
2010: Feliz (69.1)
2009: Bailey (83.1)
2005: Street (78.1)
2000: Sasaki (62.2)
1999: Williamson (93.1)
1989: Olson (85.0)
1986: Worrell (103.2)
1976: Metzger (123.1)
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You weren't even a 2 on your team in Japan lol.
You were a 3 at best behind Azuma and Imanaga.
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Volpe has a career SB% of 76.25.
He's clearly struggling a bit this season, but to suggest he doesn't have speed, and then ignore all the facts that disprove your narrative, is shoddy work.
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Is the great blocking in the room with us?
His Blocks Above Avg percentiles the last few seasons are as follows:
2025: 2nd
2024: 20th
2023: 30th
2022: 77th
2021: 33rd
2020: 69th
2018: 43rd
Unfortunately the stat on Savant doesn't go further back, but he's meh.
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This is exactly the type of toxic culture the OP was talking about.
I value the WRITTEN rules against headshots over the "unwritten" rules of toxic masculinity.
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Why's Kirk lumped in there? I know he's been awful with the bat, but he's still an elite defensive catcher.
Which young guy is he blocking from getting playing time? He's a young guy, himself.
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Every MP is getting a raise... That includes everyone you support and don't have an unhinged obsession with, too.
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There's nothing more childish and spoiled than sending in an anonymous message berating all your fellow students.
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By this logic, Harry Potter is a Christmas movie because Hagrid is a big fat guy with a beard who's good with kids.
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Why can't all of these bigoted morons come up with an original comeback?
It's not really a win to attack me for being outspoken and proud of my lived experience with mental health.
Grow the fuck up, Betty.
No wonder you’re a mental health advocate 😂😂you know the people have mental health issues 😂ok it’s all making more sense now. Go take ur bipolar pills.
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We also have no idea what MLB has or hasn't provided authorities.
Ultimately, I don't think any major sports league gets this shit even remotely close to right.
But we also don't know what MLB has done in regard to this particular case.
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Wow, some fans are incredibly toxic.
It really sucks that this is happening to you.
Please know the overwhelming majority of Jays fans adore your brother, and we love how supportive you and your family are!
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Your "point" is moot, because you're basing everyone's hatred of the government off polls of a few thousand carefully selected people, rather than elections that are open to the entire population.
I'm not a Trudeau fan either. But I'd much rather have him as PM than Poilievre.
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Huh? So Poilievre doesn't bill anything? The taxpayers aren't footing the bill for his flights? His house? His event halls for his rallies?
Like, you understand that he's spending a ton of money as Opposition Leader, right?
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WE SOLD OUT THE RIV! 🙌
Mental HELLth Comedy Night raised over $1200 for @camhfoundation!
Big thanks to @MelanieDahling, @ALVALcomedy, and Moira LePage for bringing the funny!
That is as well to @RivoliToronto for giving this monthly comedy fundraiser such a great home!
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You're missing the point here.
Teachers have been volunteering their time sans pay *forever*, and the majority of parents are totally unappreciative of their effort.
They either deserve to be compensated for their time, or parents should start showing a shred of appreciation.
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Exactly. But I'm also wildly curious where a $10K figure comes from.
Seems absurdly high. Comically so.
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The amount of people I've seen calling for Santander to be traded or released is ridiculous.
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What a disingenuous argument.
By your logic, it would technically be impossible for him to tweet about "currently" donating to a candidate, as he'd have already completed any donation transaction before hopping back on Twitter to post about it.
We all know what he meant.
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So what I'm hearing here is just more confirmation that Mattingly sucks, and fucked with too many guys' approaches at the plate the last couple of years.
Why he still has a job is beyond me.
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If I was getting ratioed as bad as you are, I'd probably crash out, too.
Maybe just pipe down and take the L?
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I literally just voted for him in the Liberal leadership race the other day.
Educate yourself on how our political system works before popping off.
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It's almost as if vaccines and 4 years of mutations have resulted in less lethal strains than the OG strain of COVID-19 that started the lockdowns 🤷🙄
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So you agree that the poll is invalid because of how their bias cause them to misrepresent information to generate answers they wanted? 👍
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It's genuinely concerning. I have people posting awful things I have to keep deleting on a post I made about a mental health fundraiser I'm running in April.
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It's 421 additional cases that require isolation and extra care to avoid spread within the hospital.
Cases that wouldn't exist if people just wore masks and weren't shitty.
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Why would the Jays sign Ohtani just to turn around and get rid of their two young stars? Kinda defeats the purpose, no?
You've matched up their WAR against Ohtani's, but like, if he just replaces them, instead of adding to them, then they're back where they started pre-Ohtani?
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For a guy bitching and moaning about people not speaking English, your syntax and grammar are abysmal.
Maybe you should take an English class, Mark.
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I'll even give you the benefit of the doubt that your sources were legit and Ohtani WAS set to sign with the Jays up until the eleventh hour...
But this tweet is a CLASSLESS move, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Thank you so much for all of these incredible threads! This meticulous level of analysis, translated into layman's terms that even the most casual of fans can understand, makes it so easy to get excited about our 2023 Blue Jays, and just baseball in general!
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It's a shame you can't read.
If you could, you'd know that they're simply planning on investing more CPP funds into Canadian businesses, as only 4% of CPP funds are currently allocated to domestic holdings.
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Jennifer pointed out that she's seen that people are indeed saying these things in her timeline.
You said you haven't seen it on your timeline. Which is irrelevant to Jennifer's timeline.
You're just looking to argue for the sake of arguing.
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Yet another case from yet another victim.
espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/3785…
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I talk about myself and my experiences, because I've lived them.
YOU don't know me buddy. And taking cheap shots about someone's mental health is scum-level behaviour.
Grow up.
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You doubt Varsho's defence? C'mon, even you can't be this daft and pessimistic.
If Varsho hit like Trumbo, with his elite D, even in LF, he's a 5 WAR player.
You're just spewing more garbage to defend your ridiculous take at this point.
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