One-hour Netflix special “Happy Face”
New York, NY
- Tweets 3,557
- Following 511
- Followers 13,047
- Likes 5,368
My Netflix hour stand-up special will be released Tuesday, Aug. 29. Here's some of it! Thank you kindly.
139
166
758
Netflix algorithm a little too on the nose for me today, but I hope you enjoy it. Out now! Thank you for the kind words! Much appreciated!
32
49
598
Are all those people who moved into tiny homes and vintage rv’s two years ago still alive?
11
31
364
I’m alone. I found an entire cheesecake in my freezer. I liked my life better before I knew it was there.
13
10
316
In 2007(?) I stood in a very long line to get a photo with @jimgaffigan after his show. In 2019 I get to open for him! Very excited to be along for the ride in Florida opening on these shows!
West Palm Beach, FL Dec… instagram.com/p/B4NdXjeAllN/…
14
5
310
Wow! Thanks a million! I am dead flattered. nitter.app/rainnwilson/status/904…
15
24
297
I bet you didn’t think you’d have so many friends into professional wrestling when you grew up.
11
30
270
Friends, my one-hour Netflix special will be released Aug. 29. Set your VCRs. I hope you enjoy it. Thank you kindly.
19
68
275
I look like I over prepared for a Skype. @mulaney this blew me away. And know I've been jealous of your jokes for so many years. Thank you!
The @ryanhamilton special is so ridic funny & has my fav bit of "Hot Air Balloon." God I'm jealous of some of these jokes. It's a joy!
9
10
249
I had a great time on @FallonTonight! Thank you for watching and all the kind words! Tour dates in 20 cities this fall, all tickets at ryanhamiltonlive.com.
piped.video/QncQNabfRL0
20
15
222
All the words I’ve uttered to human beings today
I’m checking out of 922. No, thank you.
I didn’t
Oh wow, thank you! No, no I had a show in Eugene last night.
Thank you
Not really. Is it there? Ok!
Sorry
Ok
Do you have a printer?
Back this way?
Uuuuhhhh... ha!
Yes
Sorry
8
7
175
Please retweet to your squad for my theater shows in Austin, Upstate NY, Portland, Boise, and Boston. Thank you! When I was a kid I always dreamed of tweeting into a vast expanse of chaos begging people to come to my shows and look at me now!
15
44
146
I feel like if the news that Covid could cause erectile dysfunction had come out in 2020 we’d be living in an entirely different world right now.
11
13
130
This is tomorrow already. I hope enjoy it. Thank you kindly, and I hope you're also watching Texas.
16
34
146
This is just fantastic, thank you, and congratulations on the cancellation!
@RyanHamilton Had to write a letter to cancel a gym membership today. This was the only appropriate response.
4
9
140
So fun to cross paths! What a treat for me! Thank you @BrianReganComic!
5
2
120
Are you having more vivid dreams lately too or is that another streaming service I’ve subscribed to?
7
7
122
I had a great time on @FallonTonight thank you!
.@RyanHamilton is aware he might be a target for NYC criminals 🤣 #FallonTonight
5
4
131
32,721
I had such a great time on @fallontonight! Also, that tie becomes even more blue on tv. I look like a tall child laughing on that couch. So much fun sharing new material with you. I’m loving the shows out on tour lately. Hope to see you there.
@jimmyfallon #fallontonight
6
5
130
12,329
Watch this! A pal of mine, but also one of my favorite comedians out there.
Mark your calendars! My new special, The Tennessee Kid, comes out in 12 days! That’s March 26th if you don’t want to count. @NetflixIsAJoke
6
6
120
It seems a lot of my friends are endlessly watching and discussing cult documentaries. It’s absorbing their entire lives for days on end. They say it’s hard to stop. I miss them. They’ve asked me to join, but I’m hesitant.
6
4
114
And the number one way to make New Year’s Eve less depressing... Go to bed before Midnight!
10
3
115
Are we supposed to be working today or just almost going to the gym all day? Is it both? I can’t tell
7
3
110
10,399
I just put my cracked iPhone 6, with a very large part of the screen completely missing for months now, into the wash with my pants; so if you are trying to reach me, best of luck to you.
15
8
101
Saturday was an unforgettable night for me. Thank you, Idaho! 3400 seats sold out! About half of which are relatives, but still. I’m blown away and ever grateful for my beautiful home.… instagram.com/p/Bph5ptMnh96/…
4
3
108
I got an idea for a new app: it helps you find the @Uber you ordered at the airport.
5
4
109
Utah, amongst everything, an earthquake. Thinking of you! ❤️
Hoping aftershocks, and everyone, keep proper social distancing protocol. Be safe!
4
2
106
I’m a tall-ish guy. If you recline your economy seat in front me, I fully support it and would high five you with zero irony. Actually, more likely a fist bump- not into unnecessary hand contact lately.
3
1
108
Tempe, Boulder, Idaho, Arlington, New Jersey, Foxwoods CT and more on sale now! More dates to be added. Where should we go?
60
4
101
I got a gif! Every time there is a hot air balloon accident I’m alerted. Thank you for keeping me in the know. Hope everyone is ok.
3
4
95
Hard to explain this photo but come on out Dallas!
The BIGGEST #NewYears celebration #Dallas has ever seen has never been funnier than with @RyanHamilton at our world famous Addison club! ImprovAddison.com for tickets before we sell out to this @netflix & @ComedyCentral all-star!
5
10
100
Tour dates! Flights upgraded! On my way! ryanhamiltonlive.com
11
6
91
Got an Amazon package with nothing in it- just a note saying we were in the neighborhood and wanted to drop by.
4
1
88
Thank you Salt Lake City! This was a big night for me. The largest venue I’ve ever headlined and you really blew me away. What an amazing audience! This felt like the kind of thing I got… instagram.com/p/BoFI6lJnOG1/…
6
2
90
Very excited for this tonight!
Come and ruin exclamation points with @ryanhamilton tonight when he plays at the Sydney Opera House !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun 25 Nov - bit.ly/2MqyE6l
3
2
88
How impressive would it have been if the founding fathers had decided to declare independence on “the first Monday of July” rather than July 4?
4
4
90
9,889
You: Thank you for providing some much needed comedy to get through this time.
Me: *stares at blinking cursor*
6
84
We need an “away” section at Trump rallies- twelve people in blue face paint, surrounded by 100 empty seats, doing the wave, feet stamping out “DE-FENSE”
1
11
81
You: I’ve watched your special many times. I turn it on when I need a boost.
Me: *tears well, fires up Netflix*
6
2
73
I can’t sleep— If everyone tweeting because they couldn’t sleep had to tweet “I can’t sleep” before saying anything else, I think it would explain a lot.
4
5
74
I remember when we were all home tweeting about the same tv show. Now we’re all home tweeting about different tv shows. You can’t stop progress.
3
5
68
Cheesecake update: I ate two of the pieces of cheesecake. But, I threw away all the rest- except for the three pieces which I put back in the freezer. I also haven’t taken out the garbage yet.
4
2
70
Lot’s of new dates just added! Hope to see you out there!
Tickets at: ryanhamiltonlive.com
10
2
71
9,442
Adam Levine with an intentional wardrobe malfunction. Do you think those are tear away pants?
7
1
71
Thank you for all the kind words on Tonight Show last week! It’s a thrill to perform for you. Love being on the road with this new hour!
ryanhamiltonlive.com
Milwaukee10/3
Denver10/4
Salem10/5
PortlandME10/18
Boston10/19
Chicago10/26
Seattle11/2
Honolulu11/9
AndMI,PA,OH...
12
5
67
Some of u slacking, but one fan(can't find u on Twitter?) made this. Ha! Willing to do a swap for tix to my show.
13
67
Running to ya Ft. Lauderdale & Key West on sale today.
What about getting your loved ones tickets? Like the Lexus December to Remember. You can still put a bow on their car, and then put the tickets inside. Is this helpful? I don’t know where to get that big bow.
14
73
13,035
Vegas just announcd. First time headlining there! Buy early!
"Happy Face" Comedian @RyanHamilton to Perform at the World-Famous @ComedyCellarUSA at @RioVegas Aug. 6 via @VegasNews - Read more at bit.ly/2zKINWz
2
3
72
I saw my pal @JimGaffigan’s new movie AMERICAN DREAMER out today in select theaters, OnDemand, and iTunes. If you want to see a beautifully acted, fantastic, heart-pounding thriller, holy smokes! (Not one to watch with the kids, it’s a smidge intense.) piped.video/dAJjQxDp5tc
2
4
71
Thank you for this! I’m always blown away with people watching this on holidays with their family! :) also love the closed caption text “old timey voice” hahaha
2
1
67
In a perfect world, Huey Lewis would have a second, also spectacular, career as a news anchor, along with the all-time greatest sign-off...
5
4
66
Excited to be returning to The Tonight Show! Doing a little stand-up. Airs tonight! Seen here in my pre-show greenroom accidental sugar crash routine. @fallontonight @jimmyfallon #fallontonight
2
2
66
4,794
Thank you for having me #jamcon2016! I had a great time! I was in control the whole time, and I know you know!
17
18
60
Me: I don’t understand why people aren’t listening.
The press: We don’t understand why people aren’t listening.
The president: What was that?
7
61
Montreal! @justforlaughs
Wednesday hosting @TheatreSteCat 7:45 & 9:45
Thursday Best of Fest at 8:00
Friday Howie Mandel Gala at 6:30
#JFLMTL
1
12
65
I receive this query more than any other. I am six feet tall exactly. Often, people think I’m taller, even people who know me well. Perhaps my body is some kind of an optical illusion, and that feels like a strange life indeed.
@RyanHamilton my friends and I are wondering how tall you are. There’s a lot of money on the line so don’t let me down.
4
63
On a crazy show @nyccomedycellar. Dude on the internet provided beautiful run down.@michelleisawolf found this.@RealJonLaster also destroyed
3
11
64
I walked to work yesterday. Thank you @ColbertLateShow! Taped Thursday airs tonight, Friday on CBS.
6
8
64
This is my driver’s license photo. More dates at ryanhamiltonlive.com/tour and more to be announced.
9
2
58