⚔️ The Pizza Knight is sworn by a vow of celibacy, and thus is unable to participate in such challenges. ⚔️
...but were I not, my answer would involve “kneading that dough every morning”...
Clothed in silk robes and kimonos and protected by their RTP box shields, my fellow Oakland lords and ladies did NOT disappoint me last night as they defended the @Athletics' honor against the Mariners. ⚔️
It has been brought to my attention - by Lady @sunshinemomof5 - that I have neglected any reference to “Italian sausage.”
My apologies to all. I shall not fail you again. 🗡 🍕
“Italian sausage.” 🇮🇹🌭
- The Pizza Knight
Help us celebrate #NationalPizzaPieDay and reach our goal of raising $250k for @LLSusa! For every RT today, we’ll donate $0.50 to @LLSusa to help their fight to end blood cancers. #ShareThePie
🎺 Bow down to the NEW Stuffed Crust Crispy Pepperoni and Bacon Pizza! 🎺 Crafted with three kinds of real, dairy-fresh California cheese and topped with perfectly curled pepperoni and hardwood-smoked bacon. My mouth is watering just thinking about it!
Literally gave us chills down our spine from how touched we are. This is an amazing piece of art & the meaning behind it means so much. Eric, you are a special human being & we're so happy to see that many people see it too. You most definitely matter - we love you & all you do❤️
Citizens of Twitter! As you know, I have launched a GLORIOUS new merchandise line and I am in the mood to celebrate in the best way possible: A classic competition! Unscramble the words below and three participants shall WIN a Round Table Pizza shirt.
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