my loyalties lie with the chancellor, Galadriel & Atreides. @celticfc / Mark 5:36 ✟ Jesus is king.

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Reckon I owe David Neres a pint or 2
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Fuck sake man
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She came to me😊
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What a feeling rocking up to school then next day to show everycunt ye packed a 100 club. The glory days man
you just had to be there 🤞🏼
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Ma burds 21 year old n just bought a colouring in book fur the plane
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Ma trippin or that look lit Ryan Kent
Julia Fox dresses like the guy from school of rock
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Just found this & about to roll back the years. Good times man, miss being a wee guy when these fuckers were my only worry
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Matt Hancock get 2 burds and you canny get wan aye? He get more burds than you aye? Canny get past the talking stage but a man like him can get 2 burds aye? Fuck up
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Working in a guys kitchen n av just sneezed n said bless me & the cunt has shouted in from the living room way the door open gon “no in ma fuckin hoose mate” 😭
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Still buckled at that silly bastard on the 5k minute this morning getting a 9/10 n blowing the 5 grand cos he said a tortoise had 6 legs😂😂😂
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Iconic
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Southgate waking up Foden this morning
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The wedding day quote tweet in 2027 gonna hit like crack
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Not a fucking problem mate eh @scottyarf
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Hahaha wit how the fuck did a never know David villa scored against st Mirren way New York city😂😂
#OnThisDay 2015... David Villa scores against @saintmirrenfc ⚫️⚪️
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All I ask is for one city in Europe to look like this. Just one!
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Me to her pals after she takes me back for the 10th time
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Heather reading this comment
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David Neres to be a groomsman on Ross Tervit’ wedding - 2/1
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Sunday mornings
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Packed a pedo class
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Alright mate what yous bringing to chuck at the Zagreb fans tonight? Hajduk Split ultras :
03.04.2024🇭🇷Hajduk Split - Dinamo Zagreb hooligans.cz
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Hahah mate thought speed Wis cutting abt in a Motherwell tap for a second😂
IShowSpeed fans in Bulgaria just chanting Nigga at him 😭😭😭 nitter.app/copiumx/status/1811432…
Community note
He asked them to translate the word "book" in Bulgarian which is "Kniga" and its what you can hear them saying. The secondary person he ask the same misheard him for the word "bug" which is "bubolechka". This is just engagement farming from Speed. No actual racism in this clip. translate.google.com/?sl=en&tl=bg&t
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Me & bro
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Over to you, Paulo. 🇵🇹🙏
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Rangers players standing next to Gio in training every day
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Replying to @Scaife51
Get good
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Replying to @brawbags
Everything alright at home Robert?
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Free Guchi
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Do it @CelticFC so he can re create this at Parkers
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This is why we pushed the winter break forward. Football without the fans is nothing. Especially in the biggest derby in the world a full house is needed whether it’s Celtic park or ibrox.
I feel truly sorry for people that don't 'get football' The spontaneous euphoria of a last minute winner is everything!
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In a world where you can be Quintin or Greg, be Greg👍
There are two types of Celtic fans
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Scott Bain
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Replying to @eurofootcom
How tf for less than 5m
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Top 3 days on Twitter: 1. Queen Elizabeth’s death 2. Dream face reveal 3. Trump sh0ot!ng
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Burnistoun is far too funny man, so underrated
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Report her @aimeeekanee everyone
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Y’all mf’s are starving
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Replying to @eurofootcom
Bargain at 6m that
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Will always remember this goal for the unlucky bastard on here at the time who had Toni Kroos to score outside the box for a good bit of £ back😂
This Toni Kroos goal will never get old.
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Same tomorrow please 👍 @CelticFC
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Can u stop using the pic of him scoring at Parkers fab
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Choose yer fighter
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Away fans in English premier league
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Gav Strachan to ange when he comes in for Kyogo next month
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Me on a European night waiting for the champions league anthem to play
it’s really not that deep
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Footage of Klimala in the dugout
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This man plays football tomorrow🥰
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“Rogic.. moves away from O’Connor... a little opening here.. for Tom Rogic!”
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Accepting defeat before ko tomorrow night if a fucking gimp rocks up with a guitar again singing ywna
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Fuck ma pals so much man😂😂😂 arseholes
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100% much rather see Vata in a Celtic shirt before Forrest
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Replying to @CelticFC
Announce Nwakaeme @CelticFC
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@Thogden sorted you again mate. Couldn’t get ur old man one though. Ur on the first round this time🤣🍻
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37m to look like the 💃 emoji smh
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When ye jump out yer car in gta
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100 club inbound
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“Here al dae that” @callumfergus17 😂😂😂
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Was working in a gaff no that long ago n the dugs food wis a full curry leftover from the night before😂
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Do cunts acc hink they’re cool whipping their phone out and videoing shit behind the wheel while driving
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Not fucking hashtag United
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Got a spare but I’m giving it to @Thogden 🍀 enjoy the game mate
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Replying to @OfHesseltwink
Mcu is fucking amazing
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Put that on a poster, you fucking dogs 🙃
🙃 Put That on a Poster
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Nobody : James Tavernier coming up against 2016/17 Scott Sinclair :
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Me & the boys day 3 Cheltenham
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Too funny😂 what it’s all about🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 what a night way the troops💙
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🇬🇧🇬🇧
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How awkward was it seeing yer pals in high school when it was parents evening, just giving them the nod after walking out of a room where you’ve got a stinkin report n yer maw is fuming
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Rlly wanna tweet something about this being wee Gio standing in his sink but too rough to know how to word it
Happy Birthday to me 🍾
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Brighton mate, said done deal contract signed. Had a laugh about Turnbull to West Ham aswell
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Mikey Johnston not even in the top 3 MJs in my book. Finished player.
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Best part about today is that we gave them hope. Gave them hope of winning for 6 fucking minutes. Even when behind we find a way to get back into games & win them. What a rebuild, what a team💚 Glasgow Celtic you are my world 🍀
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Fair to say av been done a fucking topper here, none a ma pals are admitting it anawl😭
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Me when I hurt myself
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Bogus gasman 🔥🛠 3 n a half years paid off, Buzzin👏
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Fucking love broony, 100% a legend no question about it
🗣️ Scott Brown: “I don’t see myself as a legend here. You look at the legends: Clarky, Billy, Bertie, Danny. There are no bigger legends than them. I’m still a young boy compared with them. I’ve got a lot of learning still to do and a lot of games still to play.”
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Got one for you and your dad mate @Thogden
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Nervous man looking staunch here
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They sing about blowing bubbles🤣🤣🤣
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Charlie Adams sisters pants are the best you can smell them from the east to the west
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Goals in nations league Christie : 2 Neymar : 0
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Replying to @Daily_SWGames
Heroes vs Villains at Mos Eisley 🐐
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Most underrated cod
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Elite if you remember these fuckers 🐐
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