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I'm still alive, only I'm very... badly burned @drinkgaragebeer
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The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night @drinkgaragebeer
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Ran into @danabeers on Bourbon street before being Removed
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I'm 35 years old @DrinkRevitalyte @drinkgaragebeer
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Is @FlyFrontier trying to take away my ability to Go Wild? I should be en route to UMiami/Florida
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Is ASU the best Party School? @drinkgaragebeer
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That's a wrap on the 2024 NFL Tailgate Table @drinkgaragebeer
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Giving away one mini @drinkgaragebeer fridge. Retweet to enter.
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He's a disgruntled Scottish Guard known for his lethal temper and his unusual eating habits.
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Play it cool and stay hydrated with @DrinkRevitalyte
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Derrick White visits @drinkgaragebeer Table in Boulder
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Ohio State/Texas Tailgate in Columbus @drinkgaragebeer
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Do I try walking my white ass back across 8 Mile? @drinkgaragebeer
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How do I tell my gf of 3.75 months that my Mercury Milan is really a 2005, not a 2008 like I originally boasted about??
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Not one Titans fan in Nashville @drinkgaragebeer
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How do you do fellow kids? @drinkgaragebeer #georgiatech
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Packers and Cowboys fans both top 5 NFL tailgaters @drinkgaragebeer
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Lions & tigers & beers, oh my! @drinkgaragebeer
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OTAs have begun. Tailgate recommendations for this fall?? 🏈🍺@drinkgaragebeer
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Who’s got next on the Drunk Dunk @D_Bo20 @DonnieDoesWorld @DanaB_Number3 @RobGronkowski @barstoolsports @espn @NBA @BleacherReport @teamflightbros
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Obese white midwesterners love poking their heads into hotel gyms like they are entertaining the idea of a session.
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Bills vs Eagles Tailgate 12 pack under one minute @barstoolsports
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Apparently I saw Avery Johnson last night and kept calling him the glove. Apparently it also ended up not being Avery Johnson #nola #SuperBowl
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@danabeers 6pack pod?
Listening to yesterday's @BarstoolYak. I think @danabeers and @RonnyDoitche would have a killer podcast/travel show together.
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Merry Christmas @hebeipangzai. We have unfinished business.
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My best friend in 4th grade had a grandfather suffering from Alzheimer’s living in his basement. He used to invite us down to his quarters and beg us to allow him to bite our fingernails. Unfortunately for me he was a very smooth talker and I wasn’t very sharp.
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Does anyone else think the children’s hospital kissing game scene is incredibly inappropriate in Shallow Hal? Hal is a complete stranger kissing little kids. They are already burn victims. Let’s not open the door to a potential child molester.
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Who do we think is the horniest guy in the @NBA bubble right now? I’d imagine some of these guys haven’t had to shuck their own corn in years. @NBABubbleLife
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Mom can you come pick me up? No one thought it was cool when I shotgunned a beer over the sink. There is also a guy taller than me.
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I’m officially the old guy at the gym that asks 20 year old kids wearing their colleges shirt/hoodie if they know my friend that graduated from their school 12 years ago.
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