why am i on here wtf dude?

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If something happens to me, it’s the muslims. I’m requesting @FBIDirectorKash to personally oversee this investigation & provide me with an @FBI security detail. @FBIDDBongino Charlie Kirk & I have the same opinions regarding islam, now they want me dead. Trump was shot. Charlie Kirk was murdered. Conservatives are next.
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first day as a chelsea fan and i get 2 signings for a welcoming bonus

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🔵🇳🇱 Xavi Simons and also Jorrel Hato: Chelsea advance in talks to get both. 👀
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sakarse fans too funny man they expect atleast one g/a from palmer and foden every single game when their starboy managed only 5 npg since march 2024
Sad to see what Cole Palmer has become
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nigga on a wheelchair talking about “islamic thug” rise both your legs n1gga
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caught myself enjoying this comp more than i ever did with any of rodri’s
Spac𝑒
He will retire as the greatest EVER
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n1gga was so hideous from young 😭 he never stood a chance 💔
❤️
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we’ve got the least conceded goals in the league and we got no defenders in TOTS? ayt man
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Assna might have Anne hathaway but we have 1aurarose
last time i didn’t watch, we played well. so i will be doing my nails for the foreseeable 👍🏻
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out of context but why do i feel like foden is gonna hit insane levels next season
Pep Lijnders: bit more hands on than City are used to
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fabrizio thinks we city fans wait for his “here we go” 😭
They’re negotiating for Cherki
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let me pretend like I didn’t read the “compsci” part
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Because hitler didn’t need pens to conquer the world?
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n1gga you’re just gay
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isak is 2 years older than haaland btw and hes only got 1 goal in ucl
Replying to @exclusivelyKG
He is better than haaland . Wirtz and cherki there is no argument either .
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clicked on her avi…..
Brainiac 🇳🇱 🇪🇸
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genuinely he’s on the same trajectory as rodri rodiri was classified as flop in his first season too
Caicedo ain’t human wtf
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Jareers will always be subhumans
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Replying to @ShaunlfcT
Make it 100 and its still a bargain 😂😂😂
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Replying to @clkbae
"Brahim Diaz"
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Replying to @relationismfc85
Look at the way he got scared when a real man stepped up 😭😭😭 man said he’s a soldier with that belly dfkm
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salah has 17 assists itl this season and none of them is as good as this…..
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Replying to @utdcynical
Ppl actually take him serious 😭🤣 him and klopp are jokes icl
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Replying to @clkbae_
yamal is not fully moroccan lol
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"Playmaking" uno when his 5 out of his 7 assists are from corners
Saka gotta do 10x the work of others to get half the recognition We are looking at one of the ELITE Premier League players He gets G/A sure, but we are looking at the entire game He’s a PLAYMAKER in the way you’d expect a dictating CM would be
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Replying to @TaistoFCB
Why do want a man who you don't even know be guilty so bad?
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Replying to @thomassist25_
The audacity of Madrid fans calling other fans “glory hunters” will never fail to make me laugh 😂
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Replying to @raducrisanx
I wanna believe it but at the same I don't wanna be that delusional 😭
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Replying to @clkbae_
im on about his mom side, you just disregarded her like she doesn’t exist
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But virgins on this app told us City don’t have history?
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Replying to @ShaunlfcT
You can never beat that guy lol most shameless guy
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salarse gonna recreate this with his 2 dry leagues
KEVIN. DE. BRUYNE. 👑
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Villa is better than Lille tbf
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Mo Salah signs new deal at Liverpool until June 2027, agreement sealed and confirmed. He’s staying at the club despite important proposals on the table from Saudi. 👑🇪🇬
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“most disliked player in the world” based on ur made up stats?
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we good, we getting one from @MCIOusmane
Enter now for your chance to win a signed @rayan_cherki shirt! 👕✍️
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Replying to @tjprivv
Luke shaw 😭😭😭
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arsenal fans are too funny man, they know they cant use rice to come for caicedo anymore instead theyre using some random npc still baking off at brighton
Think he’s gonna end up being Brighton’s best export ever So far it’s Caicedo but Baleba’s ability in big spaces is what gets it for me
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Replying to @0LUWATIMILEY1N
Isn't that what you're implying? Also us your whole life based on cock-watching Muslims and their religion??
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Replying to @UtdEIIis @utdaarron
Bro guy is approaching 27 soon and hasn't achieved anything major, let it go, it's getting embarrassing
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Replying to @D4KAComps
I love how he never gets triggered or anything, so unserious man 😭😭 says whole load of nothing
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"Kompany has a bigger career than you pal"
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WE TOOK OUR COUNTRY TO THE WORLD CUP without “ode” too

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why don’t they just get this guy??
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Replying to @Tjsj7777
let’s not rewrite history parlay man
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United fans take up 85% of their fanbase lol 😂
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last bit was never needed
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2025 and u still mentioning skin colours lol
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Replying to @SxrgioSZN
“It means more to us” 🤣🤣🤣
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wallahi his english is soo good wtf 😭
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Replying to @SaraFCBi
He even changed plans so many times in respect of that small club and they still blame him?
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2 people unfollowed….. when i catch em

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1 million of brainiac army, appreciate each one of you ❤️

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What were you cooking lmao
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Replying to @PSGINT1
You trynna tell me this is a mistake? Or they just ignored it on purpose? 🤣🤣🤣
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when they start strangling you infront of the huzz
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Replying to @trevsenpai
Watch them claim "klopp invented that idea" Bunch of useless scousers
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Replying to @neverlie
But when they were doing it to newly born kids in palestine it wasn't traumatising?
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Replying to @Ifcj__
And he had the audacity to get mad after he was taken off lmao
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Replying to @txlfcc
shes got the potential to be the the most chopped wag, fairs to her
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Bare in mind this is what the average Nigerian jareer looks like
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It's like going to another person's house and ask them to follow your rules 💀
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Replying to @__abdurrahmaan
Like no shame bro, at some point their mom was pregnant with them clowns🤡 So how about they shame their mom?
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Replying to @fukxumean
how am i just finding out this is ur gov name
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Replying to @elsdawg @rubendias
Get a real job instead of trolling players with real job
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Replying to @lfcJ7_
we can’t relate sadly

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Replying to @mcfchassaan @olj4d
"No one cares about City" "Everyone wants them to win the league"
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Replying to @Cxmaza
Saka 😭
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wallahi i’ve been lying to myself this whole time but I genuinely enjoy watching Salah hope he cements himself top 2 best players ever in this league this season ☝🏾
gonna cheer every Salah goal, every Van Dijk block and every Szoboszlai hair flick like I was born and raised in Merseyside
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idk what’s more disrespectful, him getting compared or rice or him not getting the praise he deserves
Moises Caicedo vs Manchester United nitter.app/jaybcomps/status/19234…
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Replying to @PSGINT_
you’re actually 25 and reporting everything and anything about a 17 years old kid let that sink in for a moment
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Replying to @King_CaseEra
Ball knowledge through the roof 🫡🫡
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There's never a set time for injustice lad, what's the difference between what's happening in Palestine and Ukraine?
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liverpool fans are real hypocrites wallahi cos tell me why they’ve labelled doku “brainless” then hype up whatever the fuck this is
Rio Ngumoha vs AC Milan 45 minutes played
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Replying to @Lifeuknow1
He's better than rice let's be real
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Replying to @Trujista
He's chatting shit
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Replying to @ErlingRoIe
“City players are carried by Peps system” “Pep is carried by world class players”
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Assna fans celebrated Rodri’s injury like they’d won the UCL, but cry and act self righteous and scholars of religion when the same happens to their own
Saying Alhamdulliah and wishing ill on someone is a choice I guess. Guys take this football thing too seriously.
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So every single club that beats that old fraud manager is a corrupt club according to you?
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again, based on what source?
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Replying to @Trujista
Mitoma went Uni for dribbling lol certain man go to uni for hating degree 💀
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whoever still thinks sakarse is in palmer debates seek some help asap man wallahi on everything we love we ain’t gonna entertain terry & vvd debates
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Replying to @SxrgioSZN
This one still hunts me
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we actually need to get this dey warrior and charlie kirk him, no other way around it
In 20 years from now, your children won’t be watching clips of O’Reily. They will be watching Myles Lewis Skelly and going “WTF?!” nitter.app/obodaiafctweets/status…
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Replying to @DxBruyneSZN
They don't remember he's the reason why we won last season's title I remember the guy was injured and kept playing last few games and went surgery after the season ended Will always respect him
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Replying to @UtdEIIis
They trynna make United their rivals now? 😭 Name me a better duo than bayern and forcing rivalry 💀
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joao pedro what a lovely signing man
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Replying to @MoSalah
any thoughts on this mate?
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nothing special about this month, ntm on my fits btw
September photo dump, anyone?
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Replying to @Bxshhyy
Yh Arsenal are just naming names now 🤣🤣🤣 you man pained cos Foden won it
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it’s someone like her who gives foden a bad rep man can not you appreciate the fact that both play for your club?
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Replying to @samiichels
Saka and Martinelli wing pairing today
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bro chelsea need to drop garnacho and go all in for bobb he will cost less than garnacho as well
Fully fit season is all I ask for
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you’re just gay n1gga
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Replying to @LickshotLippy
33 and still on drugs? get ur life together man
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OUS 2024 - 2025
This will be my last time talking about a transfer ngl, will keep stuff to myself. Just hope it gets done and we move on
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