In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.
Lower Earth
- Tweets 56,595
- Following 6,821
- Followers 8,281
- Likes 65,154
That guy is now cuddling up to a dude name Troy, and feels much better about things
22
48
18,929
517,403
Her only crime was that she didn’t film it, upload it to the internet, and issue a warning to pedos everywhere, but bravo anyway
22
201
14,167
143,751
Realizing you are not the center of all existence is something 2-year-olds learn. Hard when you're 25.
8
62
9,763
87,866
Bro's faith will be tested when he discovers that his gf has bigger balls than him
10
20
9,704
184,630
I'm not a hateful person, but I would recruit a team of vigilantes, hire private investigators, and spend evry minute of my life harassing this dude and his family until he ended up in the psych ward, in jail, or worse, just sayin
67
67
7,118
572,532
>They grow angry and pump up the dial to 100
> "Harder, please"
> I die sad, wishing for one more
2
17
6,330
71,852
Boomers see Millennials as entitled pussies
Millennials see Boomers are stingy, greedy A-Holes
Gen Xers think they're both fake and gay, and should STFU since nothing matters anyway
159
109
5,158
139,992
Such a lie. There were two medical emergences in the crowd. Trump was improvising.
Why are Democrats such lying pieces of sh*t?
155
96
4,935
79,253
I draw the line at underage boys sucking each other off in comic book form. Call me 'conservative'.
22
103
4,356
110,443
Go hard. Every celebrity that ever attended a ‘freak off’ should be in our sights. Half of Hollywood watched Diddy do his work. Harass them to no end.
Pin this on Kamala, the CA prosecutor who allowed this stuff to happen. They’re all guilty.
103
135
3,480
571,534
I'm not racist, but I've never seen Chinese girls attack a Wendy's employee over some missing fries, just sayin
20
20
3,362
124,558
Arresting meth dealers is already what is supposed to happen.
Arresting Epstein clients is what I voted for.
18
144
3,485
16,768
Yes, double down on your humiliating defeat. Be even more insane. Make even crazier accusations. Call Trump a Nazi x 100. Shave your head and tattoo a blue heart on your face. Scream into the camera. Go harder.
I am not yet entertained enough. 😂🤣
39
72
2,725
36,765
Next Chrima, they cuzin will be chillin' with the homeys behind bars and this woman be complainin' 'bout white supremacy
6
21
2,491
36,698
‘Sex in the City’ and every ‘modern woman’ show afterwards ruined a generation of women, prove me wrong
27
41
2,531
113,504
Were you sitting on your yacht in the middle of the Mediterranean when you tweeted this?
20
56
2,471
47,718
"That MF is not real" is not what you want to hear when you're locked in a long metal tube with 100s of strangers.
7
53
2,266
342,951
Mr Ruffalo would like to express heartfelt solidarity with all his poor, impoverished, and underprivileged comrades around the country.
He understands your pain and is right there with you in the struggle.
60
139
2,218
42,693
This is what happens when you throw out merit-based competition and replace with mass immigration and socialism, but okay let's keep going
15
27
2,143
89,697
I would have robbed those tarot cards and sold them back to her at a premium, showed her why capitalism is better
13
5
1,717
31,323
Bro just got saved from future of pain and horror, and all it cost was a Starbucks
18
13
1,748
170,817
The best part of this was that you’ve been exposed as a Kinzinger 2.0. Now we know.
17
79
1,677
12,750
She's lonely, she keeps meeting losers on Tinder, and she keeps banging them - Weird that it isn't working out
3
19
1,488
13,939
‘What do you want for dinner?’
‘I don’t know, what do you want?’
‘Steak’
‘Nahhh, don’t want steak’
This is arguing with women
16
18
1,530
33,152
You don’t want to know how mothers in Africa solve this problem, trust me on this
53
16
1,385
504,086
Compare GA crime stats to Maryland or Illinois stats, where these restrictions exist, but you won't
87
49
1,288
62,355
I can almost guarantee that this guy hates ‘Christian fascists’, believes Trump is a Nazi, loves Palestine, has a Ukraine flag in his bio, and isn’t sure what gender he is 🫤
22
26
1,096
10,490
She is correct. I steal gallons of black breast milk from black moms who are too busy twerking or robbing Walgreens to know what I’m up to. My methods are quick and painless so they have no idea what hit them. Currently expanding into the Detroit and Baltimore areas.
43
23
933
17,171
Without her color, and the 'struggle', she has nothing to offer. She'd find herself at the bottom of the labor pool.
Race-grifting is a career.
15
48
1,035
18,230
Bro will be replaying this moment in his mind for the rest of his years wondering what could have been
32
1
979
113,431
Did you count all the years you were a homeless addict who abandoned his kids to get high? How much taxes did you pay back then?
51
39
998
23,868
European Bro: Drink from a cow, craps everywhere and dies of dysentry.
Other European Bro: I'll have what he's having
5
8
906
14,803
