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Why tf does she care so much what this guy orders? F__king Karens need to mind their own business. nitter.app/tealou/status/17637867…
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Replying to @JoshDenny
Tell me you’ve never been with a woman w/o actually telling me you’ve never been with a woman. Josh Denny will go first!
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Japanese TV gives us the unedited exchange between Will & Chris 😳
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Pearl out here body-shaming women 👇
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Yes, that’s the conspiracy theory that floats around places like this one
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Replying to @PeteMC666
I humbly disagree...
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Oh yeah, YOU were saying? 🤔
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Replying to @AbstractTiffany
Not sure there’s enough of them to cure her bitchiness
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Narcissistic abuser says what? 👇
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Your friends?! 😳

ALT Billy Porter GIF

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So do you deflate your “girlfriend” during games then orrrr….. 🤔
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Maybe they should keep their nose out of your vagina 🤷
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Thanks Vanessa. Now we know for sure that you have a shoe-size IQ.
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Replying to @gardengirl125
This is how a zipper merge works though 🤷
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Replying to @vuse_lover
His ‘new pursuit’ lasted all of 2 weeks 🤣
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A lot of shady shit has been going on there for a LONG time 😬
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Replying to @CoffeyTimeNews
It’s been known for awhile. Thus why RDJ pulled this line in Iron Man:
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Replying to @AnarchyHabitat
It would probably be more like...
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Replying to @gardengirl125
All the time when there are competent drivers and people who know how to properly drive on the road 🤷
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ALT Moira Rose Schitts Creek GIF

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Replying to @Dayzeechains
Welcome to Pearl and her extreme idiocy 😆
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Replying to @SussexHenryVIII
There is due to be nationwide marches on Wednesday. DC is predicted to be very volatile.
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Pretty much 🤣🤣
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Replying to @xkrdx
Put it in his laundry basket and see how quickly he notices it 😉
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Replying to @mattrife
.@netflix, cancel this 💩. Matt seems to think using domestic violence and special needs persons as fodder for comedy is ok. And it isn’t. Let him go back to YouTube and TikTok. Don’t support him and his trash.
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The show was cancelled because the last perp committed suicide while it was live, off camera
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Replying to @BirrelleBee
They have habanero sauce at McDs??
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Horrendous
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Replying to @lizabidobay
Report him as well on the app. They can permanently suspend him.
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For their own safety, it would be best that they don’t. There is a lot of darkness to this mysterious passing of Grant and we need to get the rest of ⚽️ family out of Qatar and home safely.
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WFH has shown to have significantly higher productivity than in-office work. Less distractions from co-workers (probably like you) who like to BS about mundane 💩.
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“It was a clear bright day, a clear bright sky. AB was on the streets tryin’ to imply.”
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This Bostonian puts it quite well in his response to Adam Calhoun’s idiocy
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Replying to @MLS_Buzz @mozkid8
The fact that you can’t recognize the inequality of this tournament on the clubs, both LigaMX and some MLS, just continues to highlight what a stooge you are.
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Hey .@ULM_FB! Blankenship should NEVER put his hands on a player. By both your college’s policies and NCAA rules, this coach should be terminated immediately. cc: @ULM_Official
I’m all for tough coaching but this is embarrassing. Look how the other players react to this clown.
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Replying to @SlaterNFL
Well if you couldn’t see the red flags, and Tom apparently couldn’t see them either, then you both need some better radars. The signs were there that AB needed professional mental health support and NOT another job in the NFL. But Tom only cares about winning, not people.
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Put on the swimsuit! 💪🏼
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Replying to @SenLouiseLucas
BIG surprise that they’re “man” enough to send that 💩 but not enough to stick around and deal with the backlash 🙄
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Replying to @ItsSamG @hunter_ha
Except that without PA & MI, there is 0 chance of a Harris win
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Stop with the wrongheaded belief that Millennials are young. The Pew Research Center and Ernst & Young are the 2 most accepted markers of generations currently and they both define Gen Y (aka Millennials) as birth years of:
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What every Twitter gal’s DMs look like -
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Alex Jones? You mean the guy who’s been found guilty to the tune of $1B in punitive damages for his lies? 😂😂
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Replying to @_salvatoshi
You’re sleeping?
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Replying to @littlepagelc
Oh, you read that correctly! 😆 Pearl is worried about people’s “wait” 🤦
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Y’all wanna see a dead body? 👇
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Replying to @TBucy @hawk_lovr
You about to get cooked, guy 😆😆
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Necessary Roughness 🤷🏻‍♂️
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POS indoctrinating groomer says what? 👇🏼
As a 3rd grade teacher, I often talk about Jesus with my students, they are so excited to hear about my faith. They point to the cross on wall and ask me about the resurrection. Some have gotten baptized in the sink, as long as they don’t tell their parents. It’s our secret.
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😉😉 and thus…
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Replying to @FordJohnathan5
An EO can’t override The Constitution. Birthright citizenship can’t be stripped unilaterally by Trump.
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Let’s see what you say when your daughter wants to date a 30 yr old man when she’s only 17 🤷🏻‍♂️
I don't want my daughter being told to use tampons at school when pads work fine! Why are groomers so fixated on inserting things into our kids? Disgusting.
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Ok, who has a bday coming up and wants one of these?
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Replying to @MLS_Buzz @mozkid8
Says the guy who suckles the MLS teat on a regular basis and then whines when things don’t go the league’s way 😂😂
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Replying to @KhaleesiKris
😆😆😆
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An NDA related to work conducted does not cover medical conditions. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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He’s so bad at fishing that he has to use a rocket launcher 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Replying to @thereisnojayjay
Hope it goes well! 😊
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Here’s a tip…
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Replying to @chels_spoonie
Good riddance!
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Thanks for announcing to all of Twitter that you’ve never been near a real woman, much less seen one naked. Don’t worry, I sent your mom home with a new tee for you:
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This you?
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Dear Employers:
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Replying to @usmntonly
Matt Crocker at the first USSF meeting -
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This you, numbnuts?
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If that’s the case, the current iteration’s purpose is to fluff the egos of right-wing stooges and nobodies like yourself who are irrelevant otherwise. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Replying to @USMNT
Hopefully without Berhalter! That was some of the worst game management out of a nat’l team manager. He just ran players into the ground when it wasn’t necessary. And risked BA getting injured as well as a 2nd red for the team with Balo getting worked up.
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Replying to @mcsquared34
The bus driver to ICE…
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Who labeled these?! 😂😂💀
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Replying to @BrianT2112
0 men want Pearl. And that’s why she’s a haggard b.tch.
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Replying to @megc1977
Run. Run now!
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Incel says what?
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Replying to @NewcombeKerri
Oh, Pearl probably already called her a hoe on her TL somewhere, I’m sure
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Says the acct that PAYS for Twitter to be relevant 😂😂
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Maybe they ask potential patrons to lick a dirty toilet seat or something before being shown to a table 🤷🏻‍♂️
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😂🤦🏻‍♂️
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