The views expressed herein still in no way reflect those of the real Blake Spires, whom people apparently decided to hire. Teacher. Uncle. Cats fan.

Where the grass is Blue
Nobody has ever done less math than the people who planned this stunt.
The general lee jumping the fountain in Somerset 👀
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Which one is he
Top-5 prospect Caleb Wilson taking in Kentucky and No. 1 Georgia at Kroger Field. (📸 via @Lukaswitt01)
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That name is built to transfer.
BREAKING: Tennessee true freshman QB Nico Iamaleava will start the Citrus Bowl vs. Iowa. Iamaleava was the No. 1 recruit in the 2023 On300👀 on3.com/teams/tennessee-volu…
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Replying to @ThunderStepp
The only half they needed to get it over the fountain. 😂
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Trent Noah and Travis Perry
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So Roy Williams and Jay Wright both just retired and didn’t make everybody in the conference commission portraits of them as gifts?
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Replying to @fooltimeidiot
Not in any actual sense but absolutely in your rudimentary understanding of literally everything.
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Replying to @Czar_Of_Silly
Absolutely.
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Buccaneers have had no contact today with Liam Coen or his representation. The team has made multiple efforts to reach him and has not. Coen is in Jacksonville discussing a deal to become the head coach.
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The two things every Kentucky basketball Facebook group want the most.
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“If you want to feed my family, come to Arkansas. If you want to feed your family, Do it with these delicious, hormone-free, USDA certified Tyson chicken nuggets, available at your local Walmart”
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JD Vance be like
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Reed Sheppard
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Replying to @MetalsBrah
Do you use the same name on 4chan? I’d love to read your manifesto.
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Look if you think Liam Coen is just going to abandon a place after one season to chase another job you’re exactly right that’s absolutely what he will do.
#Bucs OC Liam Coen could be a potential candidate for the #Patriots head coach job, per @JFowlerESPN. Fowler notes that Coen grew up in Rhode Island, played at UMass and coached at Brown, UMass and Maine.
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Buddy we could do it again Wednesday and bring 20,000 more.
I like Pope. However, a Wednesday presser vs a Sunday presser with more time . Not the same. Grasping.
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Jay Williams went on national television at halftime and said this was the best Duke team since 2001.

ALT Family Feud Lol GIF by Steve Harvey

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BOY DO I HAVE A FOOTBALL COACH FOR YOU @TysonFoods
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Good grief how long was he on campus?
Washington County star Gabe Weis on an unofficial visit to Kentucky today Potential five-star, likely No. 1 in Kentucky for 2026
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Aunt Tifa.
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A “Go Big Blue” chant in Allen Fieldhouse. Don’t ever argue with anyone about the best fans in the country ever again.
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This isn’t a press conference; it’s a family reunion.
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God he’s insufferable. We gotta hire him.
Dan Hurley: “We make a hard tournament look easy.”
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Y’all had Cal dead-eyed pushing a dog in a stroller on Richmond Road for far less than this.
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If your wife stops you from taking the Kentucky job and the Lakers job in the same offseason it might be time to consider that she doesn’t love you.
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If Amy McGrath's true goal is to stop Mitch McConnell, she should drop out and endorse Charles Booker.
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We are so back, for the moment
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Replying to @latham_joiner
Yeah man sorry I was at concerts Friday and Saturday night and couldn’t make it to Somerset. I’ll try to clear my calendar when KITT comes to town.
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Kellan Grady going off in a noon game? Call it the Early Bird Special.
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Replying to @Steve0114638656
The only explanation is that it was already broken from the last stunt.
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Chandler’s gotta be like AGAIN?!
We're here on a mission.
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Mark Pope has done the impossible so far: giving every type of Kentucky fan what they want. Winning games ✅ 5-star recruits ✅ Veteran players ✅ Kentucky boys ✅ Making 3s ✅ Playing defense ✅ Modern offense ✅ Embracing tradition ✅
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Replying to @tail2231331
It should not have taken someone this long.
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It’s taken less than a week to start pretending like John Calipari didn’t do great things for this program, this state, and its people. You don’t have to rewrite history to be excited for the future.
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Replying to @spencersike
You’re asking the right questions.
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Committed to anything is a bit of a stretch
Committed to greatness.
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Relax, Arkansas fans. Cal will keep doing the exact same thing and hope it magically gets better. You’ll be fine.
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To their credit, Louisville fans are right: we still haven’t beaten a good team all year.
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That 16-0 run on CBS would have felt like you were in the building. ESPN over sanitizes every broadcast and it kills the spirit of the game.
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Tyty had one bucket. We only made six 3s. And beat a top 5 team by 20 in the toughest arena in the country.
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That group huddle during Oweh’s interview. Give me as many games as possible with this team man.
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Buddy we’ve *been* St Peters
Completely out of the blue question but has the Kentucky football team ever lost to St.Peters? 💙
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Ansley Almonor having his season high on senior night at Rupp Arena has to feel like a dream.
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Print the shirts.
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Oscar Tshiebwe when Oscar Tshiebwe’s man is wide open.

ALT What Confused GIF

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We can win the national title if Wheeler has 0 points. We can’t if he has 0 assists.
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Kentucky fans will tweet that the Cats don’t bring them joy and then watch every Bengals and Reds game for 40 years.
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My imaging after Lamont Butler’s imaging.
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Oh no is that his punching hand?
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If Tennessee fans ever learn to read a graph they’re going to be furious.
Thought it would be interesting to plot current coaches of potential tournaments teams based on their March experience (NCAAT appearances x wins)⬇️ min. 1+ NCAAT appearance #'s are for coach at any school, not just current
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Pat Kelsey too busy preparing for the race.
Mark Pope visiting the jockey locker room at the Kentucky Derby 🏇🏀 (📸: @benkudla @Equibase)
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If Grady had played his entire career with the 3-point line he’d have 3,500 points.
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Alex Poythress is 24 years old with no student loan debt, is halfway to a masters degree, and has a $1.5 million contract. If that's a failure, sign me up for failure.
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Let’s…let’s go Brandon?
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Gonna start calling Mark Pope “Communion” cause that cracker has the juice.
Recruiting News: Braydon Hawthorne tells ESPN he has committed to Mark Pope and Kentucky. “I have a great relationship with Coach Pope and the staff. We have had many conversations about basketball and life. I have been a lifelong Kentucky fan. This means everything to me,” -Braydon Hawthorne. espn.com/college-sports/bask…
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Our worst season in a billion years and Tennessee still won as many tournament games as we did.
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It’s inspiring to see a top 5 recruit who played at Duke, and then was a top 3 draft pick, drafted by the NBA’s winningest franchise, overcome all the doubters.
What they gone say now
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And would be 7-0 if not for the owner of the worst Yelp reviewed roofing service in internet history.
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Donald Trump is more likely to go left than Colin Chandler
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A&M’s crowd is like when you stay over at a friend’s house and go to their super weird church the next morning.
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Was trying to give him something big enough to fill the void inside him.
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I bet Sahvir Wheeler was a nightmare to put in a car seat.
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They've got a three game home stand against St Mary's, Pepperdine and Portland after this. The Zags will bounce back.
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Listen if y’all can vote for Joe Biden and Donald Trump again I can have 365 more days of John Calipari. Leave me alone.
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I love that Cal is clearly ready to retire and instead tricked the chicken man into giving him 40 million dollars to mail it in with no pressure.
Arkansas HC John Calipari addresses the media following his team's 72-67 loss to Baylor on Sat in Dallas ...
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My mom on Facebook while the rest of the family screams at Doug Shows.
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How strong is the Kentucky brand? This is the behavior of the favored, higher-ranked opponent for a January game.
This is what’s happening outside of Auburn Arena, as students are now lining up inside the barricades. Hope everyone stays warm and safe out there. It’s going to be a long night.
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Antonio Reeves wants to be an NBA combo guard and is playing for the guy who coached Jamal Murray, Tyrese Maxey, Immanuel Quickley and TyTy Washington but is exploring his options to make sure he’s doing what’s best for his career?
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John Calipari:
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There’s nothing you can snort or smoke that feels like this.
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It feels so incredible to be wondering how on earth we won that game instead of how on earth did we lose it.
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“It’s Brandon Garrison time” - Brandon Garrison
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I’ll probably never have kids of my own, but watching Nick Richards play meaningful NBA minutes is just as good.
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I get two days off per week and spend one of them watching Mark Stoops football.
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Todd Golden’s team really stalking the ball and harassing our guards early. To find out more about this defensive strategy Google “Todd Golden stalking and harassing.”
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Brandon Garrison announcing his return the day we add another high quality big sends exactly the right message.
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Cal is gonna land the best recruiting class in a millennium and they’ll just be mad that it means fewer minutes for Reed.
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Cal is feeding Edwards intentionally here. He gets it man. Don’t send your kid to anybody else.
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When the officiating is this bad in the NBA people go to prison.
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So the university of Kentucky had a kid enrolled in classes and nobody had his actual high school diploma on file? He graduated in May then just hung around and pretended for a couple more months of high school? Sure thing, diploma mill.
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Denzel Aberdeen is a 23 year old who rejected Todd Golden so I’d expect the bushes in Lexington to be rustling a lot in the near future.
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Only DJ Wagner could play the way DJ Wagner has played lately and not have everyone praising him.
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60,000 people waited five hours in a lightning storm last week and Stoops is gonna get defensive and point fingers when he catches heat for this catastrophe.
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So just the one time then.
We should do this once a week until the police have to get involved.
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Put Tom Leach on every TV feed for the rest of my life.
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No, because there’d be a Covid outbreak before the game.
Would Bellarmine beat Louisville this year?
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I don’t think Oweh fouled him but if anybody knows illegal contact it’s Todd Golden.
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Somebody get Josh Harrelson on the phone for this matchup with Sullinger and the Ohio State team.
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Has Kenny Payne put Rich Strike on the poster yet?
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We’re farther from John Wall’s season at Kentucky than Wall’s season was from Tony Delk.
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Italian on his mother’s side.
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When Benny and Josh take off 26 and 41 today, that should be the last time anyone wears them at Kentucky.
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John Calipari sweating like he’s pushing a dog stroller on Richmond Road.
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All of us who call him Puffy are going to bed within the hour.
You can tell how old somebody is by what name they call @Diddy. It’s like counting rings on a tree trunk.
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Cal starting Kareem Watkins. WHEN WILL HE BEGIN WITH HIS BEST FIVE ON THE COURT?
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Thank God Coach Cal is just a recruiter and not an X and O's wizard like Tony Bennett.
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The only team that has managed to stop Barion Brown all season is the Kentucky Wildcats.
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See in Lexington, the traffic would have kept Scheffler from moving at all and this whole thing would have been avoided.
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