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Met my ex at the Dubai Expo, so are you an entrepreneur or just passing through? She inquired. I replied, "B*** stand in line and don't try to cut off the queue, I'm a security guard here."
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Hence proved 2 years of this pandemic are as equal as 25 years of normal life
Happy anniversary, @melindagates. I can’t wait to spend 25 more years laughing together.
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Public chutiya hai, most of them have no damn self respect when it comes to celebrity worshipping. Falling at their feet like they are gods, while that same celebs don't give a single shit about you
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I know Apple Watch and digital watches are supper cool, but I still think they can’t look as good as these regular watches
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This is awful, how people get so emotional on the tariff issue and forget key issues like housing, affordability, and unreasonable liberal taxes. Most of the Canadians are going to regret this… whoever voted liberals, you got blood on your hands #CanadaElections2025
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Smart locks don’t do much, just let you lock unlock the door from your phone. If someone says it changed their life, that just tells me their life was painfully boring to begin with
I don't understand people who can afford to buy smart locks. Why don't they? What is the fun in managing the fatigue of handling, hiding, and managing physical keys in 2025?
If you are using one, did it make your life easier? If yes, in what metrics?
People who are against such locks can ignore this tweet.
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He got speed of Lara, skill of Sachin, eyes of Sehwag and Leg work of Bhaichung Bhutia. The greatest of all time in making WASHINGTON SUNDAR #INDvsENG
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Fiver years ago, my girlfriend (then) chose to be with someone who used to earn 5 times more than me, so after their marriage I worked so hard, left the city, changed the country and created an alt account to stalk her 😎
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Life is like Ukraine, people leave you on your own when you are at your worst, not because they don't want to help, but it’s just that they fear to get dragged in your mess.
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Now I think everyone should stop dreaming about getting POK also should stop believing in politicians who claim "jaan de denge" it was all theatre
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Bsdk Teri biwi ko bachcha nahi hoga to kya government aake karegi? Khud to kuch karle lavde 😡
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Covid impact on small business is unreal. Poor Jethalal had to shut down electronic business and move to restaurant :(
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Only Indian politicians and sarkari babus know how to ruin someone’s Diwali. They go above and beyond and make sure that one of you die as well. FYI Surat has almost 80% migrant population and this has been going on since 90s. They never resolved and will never resolve
#Gujarat | Stampede at Surat railway station as people try to enter Bihar-bound train: 1 dead, 2 injured
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Met cute girl in Mumbai cricket stadium, She looked like very enthusiastic cricket fan. We made eye contact, she stared at me for minute or so, and called me over to her. When I arrived, she asked, "bhaiya 2 vada pav, thanks” dil tod diya, but anyway had good business on that day
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Bumrah’s cock tonight #INDvsPAK
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Gambhir, Bhajji, Sehwag and company after Dhoni got out at 3 #CSKvsMI
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Was told by classmates that I won’t have successful career. Idiots didn't know that education isn't the only factor that determines one's future. Now, most of them work in mnc, where they beg me for services but I never deliver tea on time cause these mf gotta learn to be humble.
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Skip to 1:35 😂😂😂
मदरसा के छात्र मुस्लिम युवा ऑपरेशन सिन्दूर पर क्या बोले ? अगर हमने कुछ उलटा बोला तो मोदी योगी हमारा..
#Kashmir #indian #pahalgam #modi #indianarmy #OperationSindhoor #Blackout #Pakistan
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She: why you are too friendly with all my friends. What’s your intention with them?
Me:
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HOLY!!! SHE SAID YES!
So I was into this girl for a while and wondered if I'd ever be able to ask her to be my girlfriend. Well! Today, I amassed all of my courage and approached her. Instead of asking her directly, I asked, if she is seeing anyone. and she replied YES 🥰
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“Life will only change when you become more committed to your dreams than you are to your comfort zone”
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Stable job and sex can do wonder for your mental health, rest are useless. Just an opinion 😎
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I think whoever designed auto focus for this app must be someone with full tharak. You can see what exact part of her body is focused, should have been face but ……
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Mishra should be jailed for not fighting back despite looking like someone who can fight
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Tattoo is biggest enemy of Indian cricket. We used to win ICC trophies when we had 0 cricketer with tattoos. #BanTattoo
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Five things to avoid with family members:
1. Never share your income.
2. Never take sides in internal matter.
3. Never go into business with family member.
4. Never borrow and lend money to a family member.
5. Use condom to avoid creation of family
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Time to introduce you all to our venture. Wish me luck and feel free to provide feedback on design size and all!
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Look doesn't matter, money doesn't
matter, you'll find someone, just be
yourself. What other phrases are
complete BS?
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I have access to community notes, doing my part to add whatever I can on fake propaganda posts. Feel free to send me any tweets where notes need to be added
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HELP!!! We are trying to get our can designed for coconut water. Help us to choose right one. Blue or green? Or should we try any other colour?
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Funding half the world’s influencers, even the ones who spew hate on Indians. Ever since he rose, radicalism took off like wildfire
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They been together for long time. He always been good comedian. Schulz slowly risen to fame and mostly due to Joe Rogan
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Telugu Swaggers
Gotta feel for Salman, mf invested 10 years and 20 movies in her but couldn’t ask her to marry him. Must be introvert 😞
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Rohit Sharma is a whole different animal; he doesn't exhibit the same level of aggression as Ganguly, but he possesses a ruthless edge. While he may not match Kohli's style, he wields remarkable power. Unlike Dhoni's calm demeanor, he impresses with his intelligence. The legend!
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Gotta feel for Kohli, nobody gets hate as much as he does. Not even a guy who fixed games got this much hate. He preforms often but his men don’t, and he gets the hate for their failure.
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Doesn’t matter how much we fool around and lie, we guys always have that one woman in our lives who we respect the most and always try to be honest with. She could be anyone from a friend to a family member.
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