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Yup, I'm done. Haven't voted major party in 2 decades but #NowImVoting4Trump
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Are ya kidding? A child reported they'd been raped and the school said they were going to handle it in house.
That isn't trumped up. That's outrageous.
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Serious question @hasanthehun, if she wasn't wearing that collar...why'd you hold up that collar and say "This is the one people are talking about, this is the one, THIS IS THE ONE THEY SAW. It has the capacity to vibrate"?
Hasan denied all CollarGate accusations to TMZ
“Getting back up on to bed..yelps in moment..every now & then..snags her claw on something..like dewclaw..she wasn’t even wearing the vibration collar that’s in contention..on that day she had regular collar”
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The chick who doesn't understand what mom means asks "why is this so complicated."
I almost died of irony.
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Equality only matters in employment when it involves an office job with a corner office with a sweet view.
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He's a douche for what he posted but you're cheering on government agents refusing to identify themselves.
Look up Samuel Weaver and get back to me on how great that is, tiny.
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When white people fail, they just fail. They don't get the excuse of "the world is holding me down."
Get rid of that crutch and see how ya do.
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Why will no one press Kamala on the BS that was in the bill she claims Trump killed? It was a bad bill that, even with the border "closed," had a mandatory minimum number of illegals processed daily.
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You're having conversations with a 7 year old about men dressing as women and you think that should be normal?
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I remember when Queenpwnsalot's mods insisted she wasn't cheating in her "blind" play. Coincidentally, their defense was basically "she's just that good" too.
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Her saying people should get to make their own decisions is her saying she's in charge of everyone's personal decisions?
You're really dumb, aren't ya?
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A relief bill with nothing but money to the people should have been done months ago. A clean bill.
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Ummm...what now?
They aren't comparable. You know American's died in Benghazi and that the administration tried blaming it all on an internet video, right?
But you're a grifting hack so ya gotta say this.
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Dear white people,
Saying "we're all racist" doesn't make it true. You are however admitting that YOU are racist. The fact you can't comprehend the idea of people not being racist speaks volumes about how deep your racism runs. Fix it and stop projecting.
Fuck you,
Monkey
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This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read (the OP not what what you said about it).
She makes the guy she believes could be "the one" wait for sex, implying sex is meaningful to her. Meanwhile, she's having sex with a random friend.
"You're so special, you have to wait for this coochie I'm giving out freely to others!" How does this even make sense?
On top of that, she didn't tell him for his benefit. She felt guilty and wanted to be absolved of that guilt. She broke his heart to make herself feel better.
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A former president and the GOP nominee for president was almost killed for the second time in a couple months and you seem to imply being upset by that is unreasonable.
Are you fuckin stupid?
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LOL, sure, it's the police who brought out the violent mob, not the other way around.
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This couldn't look more unnatural if you had Dylan in the picture with you. It looks like you guys are disgusted to be holding those beers.
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Brian, if someone wanted to vote against Trump in the PA primary, what would they have to do?
Registering as a republican doesn't require you to vote for the republican in the general election.
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Who did Charlie violently attack?
You people can't be this fucking stupid, it's not possible, you'd forget to breathe.
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As a parent with a daughter who missed out on the top academic honors to kids who took easy classes, I understand the frustration here of the originally named honorees but change the rules before it's an issue, don't scream racism after. nytimes.com/2021/06/11/us/we…
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They all vote the same because of their diverse thinking?
Used your whole brain for that one, didn't ya?
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Did you really just call @ByronDonalds a token, white man?
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ATTENTION: everyone you disagree with has not "turned into an SJW."
For the love of all that is good and holy in this world, stop saying that stupid shit.
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Making it easier to pump oil won't lower prices?
You been huffing the pudding instead of eating it?
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Wow. I know they have disagreements and argue but that seemed deeply personal. She's right, of course.
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Oh fuck off. Look, I don't know anyone who gives AOC more shit than I do. But this is a bullshit slam. Men and women have in service to our country. This day is to honor all of them.
Give it a rest.
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Hunter at White House. Hunter is a known drug abuser.
Yeah, probably some rando, LMAO.
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Last year, the police came to his house over his son supposedly making school shooting threats and dad of the year here buys the kid a gun?
Um....
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Someone shouted "Jesus is Lord" and she responded that they were at the wrong rally.
It's on video, liar.
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How is that possible? They've been talking about the possibility of the Polish sending jets for 4 days.
Is Kamala coordinating all of this?
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But...but...Christians will make women wear a red robe and hood from a bad book/tv show!!!
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Think of all the ones that have which were taken down for nonsense reasons leading people to hesitate in making more.
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That's among the dumbest damned things I've ever read.
I'm almost impressed with how dumb it is.
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Nothing like teachers having secrets with kids kept from parents.
Totally not grooming behavior.
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"Exactly what sparked the fight remains unclear."
That wasn't a fight, it was a beating.
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Hey @Twitter, are you going to just allow anonymous quotes, that have been denied by the people quoted, to be presented as facts?
Slippery slope...
I mean, someone told me @Joe_Biden once said he "hates blacks". I can't tell you who said it but it happened, pinkie swear.
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As the hurricane is bearing down on these people, you stage a photo op?
It's telling that you think this is what leadership is.
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Outstanding neighbors...who are in breaking the law every moment they're here?
You and I have very different meanings for outstanding.
Stop harboring criminals, Brian.
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Take a poll of players who own both 2 and 4, see which game they think is better.
Just like you did with the movie, instead of making something good, you went for flashy. Getting mad at me for your decisions won't make those decisions better.
The good news is, in a few years, hardware will catch up to your game and non-"premium" gamers will get to enjoy it, likely at a steep discount. The bad news is the movie will still be hot garbage.
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Anchor babies shouldn't be citizens. That crap needs to stop. It sucks that their parents are criminals, shouldn't make them our problem. Send em all home.
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For the first time in 20 years, I did not write in my choice for President. If Trump wins Michigan by 1 vote you can thank the democrats for pissing me off enough to vote for him.
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Where's the funny part? Christianity is about the forgiving of sins, it's not about leading the perfect life.
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Paying your debts sucks but it's your debt.
Hey Adam, what about telling kids not to go into debt for degrees they won't be able to repay that debt with?
Any thoughts?
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Hey, @AOC died 136 times on January 6th. Have some decency, sir!
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How many times do I have to say it, a lot of these new teachers were just not well liked in school and are living out some fantasy of being the popular kid in school.
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Hey @SadiqKhan would you be saying the same thing if the balloon had been a baby Muhammad at a protest against Muslim violence?
I'm betting not.
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Oh stop the scare tactics. Illegals are the only ones who need to worry. This kind of BS is why you lost
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That's basically your argumente. And to be fair, that could actually fit here...except for the rock shot.
That's the tell. The second tell is their reaction to that shot.
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Ever notice their "urgently needed immigration reform" always includes a "path to citizenship"?
There's already a path, they aren't following it. We don't need new laws, we need law enforcement.
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Look "journalists" you've mastered what 13 year old youtubers have been doing for years. You so very smart!!!
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Look, I'm not saying there was election fraud but to pretend there aren't valid questions is asinine. "No wide spread fraud" isn't an answer. If you care about democracy, you'd be the one asking questions.
And let's be honest, if he was a dictator, you'd love him.
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It's called closing the door behind you. He got wealthy and famous from it and now he can look down on people who act like he did.
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The prosecutor is worried about criminal prosecution and not crime prevention?
How weird.
Wait, no, that's her job, you moron.
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Racism...against...robots.
It's too early for this shit.
Have you ever noticed the popularity of white robots? The reason for these shades of technological white may be racism, according to new research. cnn.it/2Kar2Df
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Dear christ, how does your head not explode from contradiction. Has it even been 2 weeks since you were supporting Maxine Waters suggestion of harassing people in public? You get negative comments because you say a lot of really stupid shit. nitter.app/RileyJayDennis/status/…
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That's a lot of words to say, "I'm a liar who reacts emotionally."
And somehow you still blame Trump, LMAO
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Poor Jimmy, he can dish it out but the thin skinned little bitch just can't take it.
Dear Aasshole: for the record, I’ve not met, flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein, nor will you find my name on any “list” other than the clearly-phony nonsense that soft-brained wackos like yourself can’t seem to distinguish from reality. Your reckless words put my family in danger. Keep it up and we will debate the facts further in court. @AaronRodgers12
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