Elaborate jokester | I'm in two video games and they're both terrible | Avi by @Dana_Donut_
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Dragon's Dogma 2 is a deranged video game that ruined 6+ months of my life
Enjoy my torment
Link below because I think that's how you're supposed to do these now
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Does the audience for superhero games and the audience of people who love sorting through countless numbers on screen in tacked on gear systems really overlap that much? Like we all know why it is there, I just question who exactly it is for because I don’t see it myself at all.
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It's been a week now and still radio silence. At this point, I assume Hyojin is waiting for this to blow over so people forget. Not surprised, honestly.
As for me, I'm moving on. This is the last time I'll speak about this and I wanna put it behind me for good
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Gamer chat in trailers: ''Guy on our flank, I gotta reload, don't forget to revive Johnny''
Real gamer chat: ''I hate women and minorities''
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I wanna preface this by saying I'm ok.
Last night I got hit by a car. My right arm is pretty fucked and I took some pretty bad damage to my spleen. Might need surgery. I should be out of the hospital in a couple days tho but till then, vids will be on break. Sorry homies
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My mom just sent me this picture of 3 Month Old Me with the text ''Ed, isn't this that gay little pose you do in videos?'' and I'm losing my mind because she's right
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Got bad news folks.
Last night I woke up with an unreal amount of pain in my hip. I went to the hospital immediately. Turns out my spleen ruptured over night. I had to get surgery and hopefully now there won't be any more trouble. I'll keep y'all posted tho!
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Whether there's a response or not, whether people believe me or not, I don't care. I wanted my friends and family to know about my 3 year long dick-flattening torture and that's what I got.
To everyone who reached out, thank you. It's been really nice knowing I'm not alone
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I might've quit Smite
But every time I take a shit
I see his face
Never forget where you came from
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New video!
Welcome to How To Smite
You're not gonna like it
piped.video/watch?v=LzD7wYpm…
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I just wanna quickly say that my girlfriend rules.
She streamed over the weekend to help raise money for the second wave of hospital bills and she ended up raising over 2000 euros.
Thank you and I love you ❤️ (the girl reading this)
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Cheeky hospital update:
-My spleen managed to pretty much fully heal, no surgery required
-The right arm was not so lucky: tendons on my elbow are pretty fucked, it'll be in a cast for a while
-Heading home tomorrow morning after a couple tests
Thank you for all the kind words!
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Just a heads-up to people still hoping: I'm never gonna make another Smite video again.
I've been pretty clear that working with Hi-Rez made me miserable so asking me shit like this constantly is pretty disrespectful. I know most of you mean well, but it's not happening.
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I'M GETTING AN ANNOUNCER PACK BOYS!
Man it's so surreal to me that my dumbass vids have led to this. Thank you, everyone
We hit our Winter Wishes donation goal of $60k for @MakeawishGa! That means the @PunkDuck_ Announcer Pack is coming your way in @SMITEGame and @PaladinsGame!
Donations are open until 11:59pm ET today so there's still time to support!
🌟tiltify.com/@hirezstudios/wi…
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God I'm so glad that video is finally done. I was working on that shit for months lol. It was originally gonna come out two months ago but then pandemic related issues came up so sorry about that. Next video will be on Monster Hunter and is already in the works 🐒
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Just had my last bout of physiotherapy and I can safely say that after 2 weeks hospitalized and 2 weeks of treatment, I've finally made a full recovery! My wrist and elbow still kinda hurt but I got my mobility back🦀
So uh what did I miss
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App idea: Tinder for Gamers™ where you match with people who hate the same minority group you do.
Investors welcome.
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I lived bitch
I'm gonna be streaming later today at around 2PM EST to help pay for my hospital bills. Gonna be drawing your requests on MS paint and just generally hanging out with chat & popping every painkiller known to man
twitch.tv/punkduck
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Every game that challenges me to ''Try not to cum'' is significantly more enjoyable when I am cumming.
This is clearly a failure in game design.
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All you bear apologists are gonna look REAL FUCKING STUPID when King Kong curbstomps Godzilla into Brazil.
Team Big Monkey all the way, bitches
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If that rumored Metal Gear Solid 3 remake gets announced at the Game Awards today I will genuinely get the George Costanza haircut for the entirety of 2022 mark my fucking words
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It's pretty fucked up that SMITE started doing cool shit the moment I stopped playing the game. When I left they had RWBY skins. Now they got an Uncle Iroh skin for Bacchus?? What the fuck man
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New video
How To Metal Gear Solid
I spent a year on this
Enjoy it or else.
piped.video/watch?v=L-NJHRPR…
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Rotting away for more than a year making How To Rama made me forget what it feels like to make a video you're actually passionate about.
Genuinely love how this vid is shaping up to be and I can't wait to show you guys 🙇♀️
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2019 and by extension 2018 were rough years for me in more ways than one. I need to learn to depend more on discipline than motivation to get shit done.
So mark my fucking words:
In 2020, I will upload at least 50 videos.
Let's get fucking nuts.
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4 weeks into editing the Metal Gear Solid video: I have now realized trying to review 6 games at once is really fucking stupid but I spent 5 years of my life making Smite videos so it's not like that's ever stopped me
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Thanks for all the love on the Dragon's Dogma vid, everybody; that was probably my most fun project to date. Thank you to all the homies who helped me write it but ESPECIALLY to @Boo_Rad13y for the insane intro animation
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New video
How To Dragon's Dogma
A game that consumed my brain for 5 months
piped.video/gIPWSOlfGlw
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hahaha imagine getting a film degree and being in debt for the rest of your life lmao just watch cinemasins you dumb fucks
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Hard to put into words how absolutely infuriating this is.
Regardless of my experience with the company, every single person I've met through Hi-Rez (except the suits) was extremely talented & lovely. I hope they all land back on their feet asap.
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How this company is still afloat is a miracle
So, to anyone who doesn't know, Hi-Rez Studios, the people behind Paladins and Smite, have stated that they will be using AI to clone voices and refused to add in any words to contracts that would protect actors from it. More info in the thread. Please share to other VAs. (1/?)
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New video
How To Monster Hunter Rise
Warning: incredibly poignant content ahead
piped.video/31nE3VaObaA
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Getting a lot of tweets saying that the icon on my Announcer Pack was updated. While I do appreciate the sentiment, I'm gonna hold off on praising them since they STILL haven't paid the artist for using the YT icon without her permission. It has been 6 months.
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To all the Smite crackheads™ that still follow me; these are my favorite Smite channels that make similar content that you can watch instead:
@whiskywyrm
@Yellow_Shell
@TThibigames
@IRuleXIII
They're not as handsome but hey, what can you do
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New video
How To Armored Core
I have been released from the editing coal mines
Link in the tweet below
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Today marks mine & @UnicornPowers42 's 2 year anniversary. I didn't think it was possible to meet someone this perfect. You constantly push me to be better and you never cease to brighten my day. You're beautiful, talented and most importantly, you tolerate me. I love you Denise.
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