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this is why i don't use the left lane. everyone who drives in the left lane is ready to die
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extremely clear he’s setting up a campaign for someone. nobody knows yet. not even him
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This is probably the best piece of propaganda for Klaus Schwab ever created. Total backfire
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McCain being tortured in Vietnam and then voting against torturing prisoners is one of the rare moments of a Republican actually experiencing empathy. Good on McCain. I kind of liked him.
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the whole point of joey chestnut is that he can eat like 35 hotdogs in ten minutes. anyone can fit an entire hotdog in their mouth at once, it's not hard
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the problem with a theoretical Obama v. Trump 2028 is that I think Obama might actually lose
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I can’t actually see the problem here, which is my first indication that I should never attempt any similar projects
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“the existence of white people and a future for white children” the fact people can just quote the fourteen words on this website with zero consequences is insane
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you’re about 80 years behind the curve on that one bucko. find something not obviously terrible to advocate for
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He’s also a kid who has no skills or nuance to his game and he’s going to look like a traffic cone. Unless your HS team includes Kobe, they’re going to get cooked.
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romney was at least a normal ultra-rich businessman. trump is famous for 1. going bankrupt six times and never paying his contractors, and 2. being a slumlord
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american agriculture outside of california is basically just feed corn. i'm not a fucking chicken
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well it does benefit us because 1. it helps us make good decisions on where to allocate resources and 2. it makes me happy to say it
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1. a third of our base is Stacey Abrams-pilled we’re so fucked
2. 4% of Republicans probably can’t read
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Getting raided by the Feds for printing a poster would be insanely good optics though. Admit it
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I’m beginning to think that most governance in safe states (both sides) is dogshit and when they get an actually good governor they go batshit crazy for them
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still can’t get over repealing the affordable care act. When you’re too right wing for JOHN MCCAIN, you need to reconsider your position
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the economy is basically one giant poker game. it's based on nothing but investor confidence
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the whole point of lingerie is to make you hotter than you would be if you were just naked. it also works really really really well
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I would argue it’s more because people don’t think of them that way because of their style of doing public outreach. The average person’s concept of the Amish is those guys in funny hats who make good furniture and great donuts. Compare to the Mormons, who everyone hates.
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the short clip of him cleaning up the mess he made for the ad is unironically the best part of this. this is not A Politician this is your fun uncle who taught you to play pool. he's going to be president
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The swipe rate on dating apps amongst men is like 91%. The swipe rate amongst women is like 4%
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If you want to cancel Juneteenth, the black holiday, you also have to cancel St. Patrick’s Day, the Irish holiday
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this is what happens when you give consultants jobs (no offense). Campaigns should be 100% unscripted. If the candidate can't handle that heat, they should get out of the kitchen
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I was thinking we were all gonna die last night because I forgot Iran is the most nothing ever happens country in human history
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The common denominator with Sunglasses Truck Guys is that none of them are poor but they all think they are. This is the Trump demographic
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the last two guys to invade Russia were Hitler (still got dogwalked despite having total dominance for a year) and Napoleon (lost half of his army on a leisurely stroll). i wouldn't step to Stalin
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He’s not wrong. We could get away with removing all penalties except for facemasks, offsides, and unnecessary roughness and it would improve the game
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I saw a different quote tweet of this that said “it’s basically just differences in precisely how racist you are”
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Power and telephone lines and water pipes are owned and maintained by county and city governments, and when they’re sold to private corporations they immediately become much worse. Apply the same principle to houses.
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never before in American history has intelligence been correlated with party affiliation so strongly
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It was too subtle for a lot of people when one of the main villainous characters was LITERALLY A SOLDIER OF THE THIRD REICH. It doesn’t get any more obvious.
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She would lose, but it would also be funny to have a Hillary "WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU" campaign.
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It's the capital of the world. Broadway, UN HQ, the headquarters of a ton of important companies. Other cities are bigger but if you want to do business you go to New York
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Who cares? If a felon can run for president so can a foreigner. The constitution is just a paper at this point
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“Israel’s vital contributions to America” like what, being the biggest single waste of tax dollars in the country’s history?
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As far as I could tell from the articles I read Prevost was picked because he offended nobody and was from America but not too much. A true papabile
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so a bunch of people who are trying really hard to pretend to be white so they can get the table scraps, yeah
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This used to be way more pronounced a few decades ago. Disapproving of incumbents overseeing good economies was limited to ideological fanatixs
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Carney is a career banker. Trump looked into his eyes for one second and understood that he was in the presence of a greater demon.
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He’s got an accurate read of the national mood. It’s very 1850s- I’ve been saying this for ages. We are steadily building up to one great and final conflict between two groups who cannot coexist. One will be annihilated and one will remain. We don’t know which is which yet.
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The Republicans created the environment we have now specifically to avoid being humiliated like Nixon was ever again. It’s the same reason Democrats are incapable of running to the left on any issue- they’ll be haunted by 1972 and 1988 until they die
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it's incredibly remarkable that for the first time in my entire life we say "we are the voters and these are the policies we would like you to implement" and a major party candidate actually says "ok sure"
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we objectively need other countries' resources. i don't think you understand how electronics manufacturing works
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stellaris or CK3. i see people in the replies telling you EU4- do not listen to them. do Not.
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especially a man who made a career out of taking repeated heavy blows to the head and chest
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“nothing ever happens” is misconstrued as a literal NOTHING ever happens when it actually means that World War III is not about to start right now
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New officeholders usually have high approval ratings, yes, but Stein has also been popular in NC for a while. A mix of both.
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This is because it’s very easy to get conned by a person who makes outrageous promises and has no (political) record of failing to deliver, and not at all easy to get conned by a guy who failed for four straight years and then incited a rebellion to avoid losing
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No. Where people went at what times in what order is still totally disputed but Homo sapiens originating somewhere in sub-Saharan Africa is a universally accepted fact
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okay but that Senate majority included Joe Lieberman, Ben and Bill Nelson, Evan Bayh, Mark Pryor, and Blanche Lincoln. Believe it or not, the Democratic Party of today is by FAR the most ideologically purified it has been since before the civil war
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Beto wanted to be President and now he's nobody, Aaron had a career and is now also nobody, and Tulsi is in a make-work job for an administration with a president with dementia and a vice president who is the reincarnation of Mussolini
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more because voting republican has an ounce of plausible deniability. this is objectively "i only vote for white people".
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He would be greatly saddened and would advocate against it on a personal level, but he definitely wouldn’t support it being criminalized.
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Cuomo’s strongest borough being the smallest vote total and Mamdani’s strongest being the biggest is encouraging.
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which is based. “I think I will inhale smoke until I die of lung cancer because I’m too addicted to stop (also it tastes horrible)” no you will live
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Vaccines became universal because people had to watch their children die. If RFK pulls the polio vaccine (and others- MMR? tetanus?) the antivax movement will collapse when they have to start doing iron lungs again.
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You absolutely have common values with those people. What do you think it means to be human?
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Maybe. ICE is used to beating up housewives, I don’t think they know what to do if someone shoots at them
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That's the point. If they can't get rid of no-fault divorce, they can just do this and it'll be effectively the same thing if you have kids
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The stock market always goes up. That’s the problem- in an economy based on reality, stock prices would be falling roughly 50% of the time over a long period.
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My theory is that these polls are primarily an expression of discontent with FG-FF and then when voting time comes around they realize they actually have to vote for Sinn Fein and they don't want to do that
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The only difference is, of course, if a bunch of Democratic House reps go visibly senile or die, nothing bad happens to the DNC chair for it. If a surgeon pushing 80 makes a lethal mistake, people beyond him are punished. It's about self-defense
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