That’s a very long way to say he’s a pedophile
House Republican introduces anti-trans legislation that could lead to genital exams for school girls ift.tt/3caB6KC
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Hey I’m the mayor of Town That Always Catches On Fire and I decided to defund the fire department because cops REALLY need that money for a tank to use on homeless people. It would suck if a fire broke out, but luckily that never happens here in Town That Always Catches On Fire.
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These COVID spikes are crazy it’s almost like every scientist in the world predicted it would happen but nobody listened to them or something
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Kash Patel every time a crime happens: “Have you checked the bullets? There’s probably an engraving on it. Yep there it is! They used the bullet as their diary!”
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"Hell yeah Trump got impeached looks like he's finally out of office!"
*Deletes tweet*
*2 minutes later*
"Wow none of you know what impeachment means the senate still has to vote before he's removed from office go take a college course"
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When we say America is a deeply evil and fascist country, the liberals who post stuff like “the south deserves those hurricanes” and “I hope the Muslims that voted third party get deported” are also part of that
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Imagine being 70 years old, searching up a band because your favorite news anchor recommended them and this is the first thing you see
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RIP Steve. I will never forget Smash Mouth’s best Twitter moments.
Steve Harwell, who cofounded the band Smash Mouth in 1994, has died at the age of 56. trib.al/dkbLgpA
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I’ll never forget the time someone said Chris Brown dances like Crash Bandicoot when you leave the controller alone too long
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Zohran Controversies: Doesn’t recognize a Billy Joel song
Other Politician Controversies: Was on Epstein’s private jet trafficking kids
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You say one negative thing about Boris Johnson and suddenly your mentions turn into this
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Jeepers Creepers 3 comes out soon and you know what that means right? It means don't waste your money on it the director's a child molester.
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Look at this little baby just 9 weeks old. Those tiny little hands, those tiny little fingers, that tiny smile, that precious life❤️ #Prolife
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People that were born in the wrong generation be like "I made you a playlist of cool bands to check out"
Playlist:
1. The Beatles - Hey Jude
2. Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
3. AC/DC - Back In Black
4. Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven
5. The Beatles again
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This is why you take him swimming on the first debate
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Vegans hate meat because it involves killing animals. Fake meat doesn't involve killing animals. It's not that hard to understand lol. nitter.app/fosjones/status/100370…
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1983: "In 20 years I bet we'll have flying cars and tons of cool technological advancements, I can't wait!"
2017:
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This is like when people say "Bernie owns 3 mansions" but then you look up the houses he owns and they look like this
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One time I left the room as a YouTube ad started and realized it was an entire episode of the Travis Kelce podcast that would play for over an hour if you didn’t press skip
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Eminem: "Hard knocks, large fox, charged box, barge docks, fuck you Kim, Roblox, kick rocks, eat my socks"
White people: "This is gold"
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If you play any early Fall Out Boy or Panic! At The Disco song at 11:55 PM on New Years Eve you'll start the next year off still reading the title
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I don't think I know a single person who wasn't affected by Linkin Park in some way shut up with that "suddenly everyone's a fan" shit
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Waiting for joey6295828274 to jump in the replies with “You see he was clearly standing in a menacing way and that provoked the officer if you don’t want the state to inflict violence on you just don’t exist it’s simple”
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Where would you visit if you went on vacation?
🤖: Israel
🤖: Israel
🤖: Israel
😀: I’d stay home and help the people here
🤖: Sir you’re wrong, the correct answer was Israel.
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When the band you’ve always considered “fake punk” for no reason gives you a legitimate reason to call them fake punk
The new music video for “Grace” is an AI-assisted deepfake of the original @coldplay “Yellow” video directed by James Frost and Alex Smith.
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Person: "Why do people get offended so easily nowadays?"
Same Person: *Gets offended by gender neutral bathrooms and the word Becky*
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Everybody talks about Kat Von D dating Nazis and not vaccinating her kids but nobody stops buying her stuff :(
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Someone pointed out to me that these two albums have the same font and I’ll never be able to look at music the same again
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Okay first of all is this an iPad screenshot? Because I have never seen text blocks that wide before.
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Meanwhile child marriage is currently legal in 44 states and republicans are completely fine with it
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A lot of people are asking what this hand gesture means. It’s a dogwhistle to show that she’s a fan of GWAR. This is what people do at GWAR concerts.
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Jay Anderson
We’re cancelling each other over music takes today. Post your cancellable music take.
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Wait this is real and you can watch the entire movie in the game on YouTube for free
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If you’re jumping in my mentions trying to argue that this dude isn’t a pedophile look up how republicans vote when it comes to banning child marriage laws
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PETA: *Literally kills animals*
Also PETA: "Please don't use the phrase beating a dead horse that's very offensive to horses"
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We gathered together a bunch of people who took the Pfizer vaccine and this was the result
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Ian Miles Cheong made the mistake of thinking Malaysian politics was boring and now he might get publicly executed, that’s crazy
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I saw a lot of people agreeing with this guy last night and I was like “what kind of alternate reality did I step in?”
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Directly calling what’s happening in Palestine an ethnic cleansing and pointing out that the US is participating in the continuation of that ethnic cleansing on a stage that huge is incredibly brave and exactly what we need right now
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
The filmmakers of ‘NO OTHER LAND’ accepting their #Oscar win
“It reflects the harsh reality that we have been enduring for decades and still persists as we call to stop the injustice and stop the ethnic cleansing of Palestine”
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Bringing this back
Singaporean Amos Yee jailed in the US for grooming 14-year-old girl, possessing child porn channelnewsasia.com/singapor…
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I'll move on from Hybrid Theory when Linkin Park releases another album as good as Hybrid Theory
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Hard pill to swallow: If you have enough money to go out to eat you definitely have enough money to tip
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Watching the money hit your account right before going back to calling Trump a pedophile
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Nobody:
Some guy in the comment section of a Pink Floyd video:
You say Justin Bieber-I say ACDC
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Led Zepplin
You say T-Pain-I say Slipknot
You say Pop-I scream Rock And Roll!!
92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy? and paste this message
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Didn’t even realize her initials were SS before this, all the pieces are starting to fit together
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Every time this video shows up on my timeline I get the urge to listen to Killswitch Engage
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*Guy literally writes a manifesto about how right wing politics directly influenced his mass shooting*
Right wing news outlets: "That metal hoodie tho"
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I don't think you realize how many people who turned out to actually be rapists have tried to sue their accusers for defamation
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Spoken word is no longer called spoken word they changed the name to "this sounds like La Dispute"
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Tucker Carlson sucks and all but it’s so funny that he has to explain the basic idea that people need to hear both sides of something to make an informed decision like they’re 2 years old
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