Tech worker 🖥️. Hobby Jogger (2:27 26.2/68:20 13.1). Talking track @milesplit 🎽. Contributor @runnersworld 🏃. Chronic dad joke teller. 🏳️‍🌈. he/him. 6’4.

Somerville, MA
Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How ‘busy’ you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - The kudos you got on Strava - Your creative titles for runs on Strava - The segments where you were a local legend on Strava
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Harrison Butker is, once again, a little too far right.
iitsTemper
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A wing T with an Olympic track gold medalist in a high school game is cruel.
16-year-old Track & Field Gold medalist @QuincyWilson5 has some unreal football highlights. 🔥 (via @Hudl)
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Waiting for Olympic track and field to start
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An American won the 400? It's the quarter mile now.
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Not showing Logan Roy’s body for the first 45 minutes was brilliant for leaving the audience in denial, just like Roman Roy. I also wasn’t going to believe it until I saw it. #SuccessionHBO
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Jeremy Renner is a runner now? if only there was an app where Jeremy Renner fans could discuss his training and upcoming races.
I feel it is my duty to get better for my family, for myself, and for all those who helped me get here. So wherever THERE, is for you… a new beginning, a dream, a goal… Let’s Run There!!! @brooksrunning #sponsored #LetsRunThere
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More and more people are realizing that biking is freedom.
Being anti-car is a right-wing position. It is one affirmation of the supremacy of natural order - the body, the beast, the muscle, unmitigated. Machines and middlemen are only a backdoor for tyrants. True vigor and virtue issues from effort, not from the pushing of buttons.
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Have I got an event for her
not defending hobby horse girls, but you have to admit this is ABSURD
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just got the call. fired. i was the DEI coordinator for the Winter Olympics. I was in charge of the biathlon. Enjoy the straightathlon now.
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Quincy Hall, at the 300m mark:
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David Rudisha taking the Olympic 800m final from the gun and running a world record.
Etienne Goursaud 🇫🇷
What is the best “Fuck it, I’ll do it myself” moment in sports history?
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I think one of the funniest parts of #LoveIsBlind is that they insist showing someone's job title in almost every scene. There will be an intense breakup scene and then they'll just put up "𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚: 𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫"
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I screeched like a bald eagle when Cole Hocker and Yared Nuguse made the podium of the men's 1500m.
NBC Olympics & Paralympics
Best Olympics moment of 2024?
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Hamish Kerr, refusing to share the gold and dodging all of the criticism:
find a reaction
Something really funny about the cocky American refusing to share the high jump gold medal, asking for a jump off for gold, and losing
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Team USA's women's 4x400 relay
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Solid splits. How'd the 4th leg do?
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Sydney McLaughlin:
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They should do a track only heptathlon. 100m 200m 400m 800m 1500m 5000m 10000m Separate the men from the boys
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Hard to picture anyone other than Jakob or Kerr, but I'd go nuts if an American won the men's 1500.
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Let's not forget the REAL fastest woman alive.
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Sorry to get political, but what are Trump and Kamala's plans for getting the men's 4x1 back on the podium in LA?
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Grant Fisher in the last lap:
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HOCKER WINS THE MEN’S 1500!
Nick Gambill
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"what was it like watching Shelly, Elaine, and Shericka race?"
reaction memes ➡️ @VideoReacts
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You're going to want to sit down for this.
i really wish there was a speed walking category in the olympics
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Did...did he shave off half his beard?
2.34m!! Gianmarco Tamberi! European champion! Pulls out the springs from his spikes before celebrating! 🇮🇹 The home crowd goes WILD! nitter.app/SportNMedia/status/180…
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Doesn't upload to Strava. No thanks.
If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a Rolex. Go into debt if you have to
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This has to be one of the fastest celebrity marathons done, right? That time in long sleeves in that weather is impressive.
For the second time in just over six months, musician Harry Styles has run a marathon. This time he ran a huge personal best, and broke the three-hour barrier. On September 21, Styles finished the Berlin Marathon in 2:59:13, an average pace of 6:50 per mile. That is a strong improvement on his time of 3:24:07 (7:47 per mile) from the Tokyo Marathon, which he completed in March. runnersworldmag.visitlink.me…
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Noah Lyles:
LITHUANIA DEFEATS TEAM USA 110-104 😳
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She was so real for this.
Name your favorite quote by a celebrity.
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Bro left the watch running after setting a world record 😭😭😭😭
LBDC / labolsadelcorredor.com
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Track fans, trying to figure out how to watch a national championship
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Only 24 years old. One of the greatest what if's in athletics history. RIP.
One year ago today, Kenya’s Kelvin Kiptum broke the marathon world record in 2:00:35 at the Chicago Marathon. R.I.P. 🕊️
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"Femke Bol breaks a world record!" ♻️ 30 ❤️ 400 "This woman sound like Mickey Mouse 🤣🤣🤣🤣" ♻️ 40k ❤️ 600k
I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…
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Scoreboard.
America no longer exists in 2024. The country is an embarrassment. No pride or respect in nation. Look at this disgusting thing we send to represent our country on the world stage. A twerking degenerate savage. Meanwhile, from Norway…
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When Nikki Hiltz steps on the track:
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Me, at almost every scene in Saltburn
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"How much do you hate running on the treadmill?"
Austin Kellerman
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“Hope this email finds you well” How the email found me:
Maybe one of the craziest steeple races i've ever captured! Full sequence on my IG - HowLaoPhotography
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NYC qualifiers looking at other runners
The financials behind the group that runs the NYC Marathon are wild: • $117 million in revenue • $50 million in entry fees • $1 billion economic impact The NYC Marathon now has a lower acceptance rate (2-3%) than Harvard, Princeton, and Yale. READ: huddleup.substack.com/p/insi…
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3:43 miler.
Who’s a player that looks nothing like an athlete but just dominated when he played pro sports? I’ll start
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The greatest Strava CR of all time
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POV: you’ve never seen a cross country team before.
Cardio won’t make you lean. It burns time, not fat. In this episode of the Endless Pursuit Podcast we break down: - why cardio fails for fat loss -how to actually use it - what to do instead Tune in below:
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NBA haters of Noah Lyles are in shambles
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Sha'Carri Richardson:
Allen Ivermectin
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ESPN not having Eliud Kipchoge in their top 100 athletes of all time is wild.
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More and more people are discovering the college cross country runner lifestyle.
This Guy Who Ran a Half Marathon Hours After Getting Plastered Might Be the Greatest Athlete Alive buff.ly/3VChWni
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2:29:10. Let me be clear: ow.
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Chuck: "Grant Fisher just medaled in the 10,000 miles." Kenny: "Meters. You mean meters." Shaq: [giggling] "that's a long ways, chuck."
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Lebron carrying the flag in the rain goes insanely hard.
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The Strava chart of someone who got a stress fracture:
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They’re just like us.
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I know this will make many groan but that's an audience of 27 million YouTube followers.
Polish sprinter Ewa Swoboda has accepted IShowSpeed's challenge, inviting him to race on Aug 24 Speed has previously claimed he is unbeatable
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Big week for the "after work" runners
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RIP George Foreman, who named all of his sons George Foreman.
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Jakob’s gonna be out for blood in that 5k. But Grijalva and Fisher have a hilarious opportunity here.
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The two most dangerous athletes on the track: - new moms -people who wear sunglasses indoors
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It does. It’s called “distance running.”
being insane should at least burn calories
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Can somebody hand her a shotput? I just want to see something.
Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone met the minimum qualifying standards for all the Sprint events; 100 flat, 100 hurdles, 200, 400 flat & 400 hurdles for the 2025 Toyota USATF Outdoor Championships We will know by tomorrow midnight which event(s) she intends to run 📸Joseph Gonzalez
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Replying to @TeeRom56
I think you were close to a half decent dunk, but the punctuation made this unreadable.
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Kenneth Rooks, feeling the pace slow down at 2 laps to go:
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Quincy Wilson at the 300m mark:
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Yup. Wottleheads are all about it. Here's a Wottlehead classic.
I love it in any sport when a player just locks in and decides they’re not going to lose today
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That was a great Olympics.
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her: you better not be doing ethiopian-style warmup drills in complete lockstep with the homies when i get there. me:
Aman
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Never forget.
❌ Spain’s Mohamed Katir, who is currently serving a two-year ban through February 6th, 2026 for three Whereabouts Failures in a 12-month period, was banned four years by the Athletics Integrity Unit for tampering. The four year ban started on June 12th, 2024 and will run concurrently with his current suspension. He is now banned until February 2028. According to the AIU, the 2022 1,500m bronze medalist and 2023 5000m silver medalist “was found to have falsified travel documents (namely a travel Itinerary, boarding pass and booking confirmation) in an attempt to mislead investigators as they probed the veracity of his explanation for a Whereabouts Failure that occurred on 28 February 2023.” The ban does not impact either of his medals from the past two World Championships.
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You’re asking if the Enhanced Games is ethical. I’m asking if they actually have the money to pay these athletes.
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Me, liking all the jokes about Jerry Jones losing on MLK weekend:
The Memes Archive
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Incorrect.
JD Vance is the most successful American under the age of 40. Veteran, college in two years, Yale Law, hedge fund, memoir that has sold more than 2 million copies, senator, now prospective VP. He should have overwhelming gratitude for this country. Let's see if he shows it.
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Sad story in 4 words: nearby track; fenced off.
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Harry Styles would probably run faster in a point-to-point marathon. He’s better in one direction.
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A lot of people like to say Athing Mu’s heart isn’t in it. But here’s the thing: she didn’t step off the track. It must have been extremely tempting to step off and DNF.
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Oh, they're going to [run] the ball.
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Cole Hocker, seeing an open inside lane:
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Me, on a hot long run: "I am a coward. A baby among adults. I wasn't cut out for this." Same run, but dew point drops: "I eat nails for breakfast. I strike fear in the hearts of men. I was born for this."
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The 100m. Next question.
NOAH LYLES WORLD CHAMPION OF WHAT‼️
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What Noah did in the sprints is similar to Jakob in the distance events. A hero to some, a proper villain to others. They talked shit, won gold, and also got beat in an upset. They put people in seats and keep it interesting.
Noah Lyles really changed the game man. You can keep fooling yourself but he really changed the game 😂
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If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of cross country coaches bookmarking this tweet.
Never say you can't.
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Funniest outcomes for men's Olympic track IMO: -The Italian wins the 100 again. -Neil Gourley wins the 1500, making him the third distinct Scotsman to beat Jakob. -Noah Lyles breaks the 200 world record and commentators call him the "Fastest Man Alive."
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When the patriots regained control of the men’s 1500m.
NBC Olympics & Paralympics
Your favorite track race in 2024 was _________
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When the PT suggests I cross train this week:
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One of the greatest, if not the greatest, "what if"s in sports. RIP.
Today, we remember Kelvin Kiptum. 🕊️
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I just know a 1500m world record hate to see them coming.
💎 JUST ANNOUNCED: Zurich Diamond League organizers announce they will have all three 1500m Olympic medalists + 5000m Olympic gold medalist / 1500m 4th place finisher Jakob Ingebrigtsen race the 1500m on Thursday, Sept. 5. 🥇 Cole Hocker 🇺🇸 vs. 🥈 Josh Kerr 🇬🇧 vs. 🥉 Yared Nuguse 🇺🇸 vs. Jakob Ingebrigtsen 🇳🇴 Ingebrigtsen and Hocker will also race a 1500m next week (Aug. 22) in Lausanne. #ZurichDL
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Jakob is so much more in his element in the 5000m. Dude was cruising to the finish while everyone else was fighting for their lives in the last 600m.
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He almost certainly wouldn't. [That said], more conflicts should be settled the old fashioned way: a foot race.
Tyreek Hill defends NBA and NFL players against Noah Lyles and calls him out for pretending to be sick “I would beat Noah Lyles (in a race).” (🎥 @UpAndAdamsShow )
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Since Strava was down, I just opened up my window and shouted out "Morning Run", so that way everyone knew that I went for a run.
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The worst camerawork possible for a 60m race featuring the 100m Olympic champion. Come on, man!
Just another day at the office for the Olympic champ 👏 @LylesNoah opens his season with a 6.62 in the prelims and matches it again in the finals to take the win.
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When you see cool angles like this and you factor in how good the US is at throws, you get the sense that we're leaving opportunity on the table by not promoting our throwers more
Interesting AF
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"long sleeve and shorts" weather is around the corner.
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