Tech worker 🖥️. Hobby Jogger (2:27 26.2/68:20 13.1). Talking track @milesplit 🎽. Contributor @runnersworld 🏃. Chronic dad joke teller. 🏳️🌈. he/him. 6’4.
Somerville, MA
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Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How ‘busy’ you were
- How stressed you were
- How many hours you worked
People will remember:
- The kudos you got on Strava
- Your creative titles for runs on Strava
- The segments where you were a local legend on Strava
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A wing T with an Olympic track gold medalist in a high school game is cruel.
16-year-old Track & Field Gold medalist @QuincyWilson5 has some unreal football highlights. 🔥
(via @Hudl)
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Not showing Logan Roy’s body for the first 45 minutes was brilliant for leaving the audience in denial, just like Roman Roy. I also wasn’t going to believe it until I saw it. #SuccessionHBO
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Jeremy Renner is a runner now? if only there was an app where Jeremy Renner fans could discuss his training and upcoming races.
I feel it is my duty to get better for my family, for myself, and for all those who helped me get here. So wherever THERE, is for you… a new beginning, a dream, a goal… Let’s Run There!!! @brooksrunning #sponsored #LetsRunThere
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More and more people are realizing that biking is freedom.
Being anti-car is a right-wing position.
It is one affirmation of the supremacy of natural order - the body, the beast, the muscle, unmitigated. Machines and middlemen are only a backdoor for tyrants.
True vigor and virtue issues from effort, not from the pushing of buttons.
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just got the call. fired. i was the DEI coordinator for the Winter Olympics. I was in charge of the biathlon.
Enjoy the straightathlon now.
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David Rudisha taking the Olympic 800m final from the gun and running a world record.
Etienne Goursaud 🇫🇷
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I think one of the funniest parts of #LoveIsBlind is that they insist showing someone's job title in almost every scene.
There will be an intense breakup scene and then they'll just put up
"𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚: 𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫"
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I screeched like a bald eagle when Cole Hocker and Yared Nuguse made the podium of the men's 1500m.
NBC Olympics & Paralympics
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Hamish Kerr, refusing to share the gold and dodging all of the criticism:
find a reaction
Something really funny about the cocky American refusing to share the high jump gold medal, asking for a jump off for gold, and losing
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Hard to picture anyone other than Jakob or Kerr, but I'd go nuts if an American won the men's 1500.
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Sorry to get political, but what are Trump and Kamala's plans for getting the men's 4x1 back on the podium in LA?
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Nick Gambill
"what was it like watching Shelly, Elaine, and Shericka race?"
reaction memes ➡️ @VideoReacts
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Did...did he shave off half his beard?
2.34m!! Gianmarco Tamberi! European champion!
Pulls out the springs from his spikes before celebrating!
🇮🇹 The home crowd goes WILD!
nitter.app/SportNMedia/status/180…
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This has to be one of the fastest celebrity marathons done, right?
That time in long sleeves in that weather is impressive.
For the second time in just over six months, musician Harry Styles has run a marathon. This time he ran a huge personal best, and broke the three-hour barrier.
On September 21, Styles finished the Berlin Marathon in 2:59:13, an average pace of 6:50 per mile. That is a strong improvement on his time of 3:24:07 (7:47 per mile) from the Tokyo Marathon, which he completed in March.
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Bro left the watch running after setting a world record 😭😭😭😭
LBDC / labolsadelcorredor.com
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Austin Kellerman
NYC qualifiers looking at other runners
The financials behind the group that runs the NYC Marathon are wild:
• $117 million in revenue
• $50 million in entry fees
• $1 billion economic impact
The NYC Marathon now has a lower acceptance rate (2-3%) than Harvard, Princeton, and Yale.
READ: huddleup.substack.com/p/insi…
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Allen Ivermectin
More and more people are discovering the college cross country runner lifestyle.
This Guy Who Ran a Half Marathon Hours After Getting Plastered Might Be the Greatest Athlete Alive buff.ly/3VChWni
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Chuck: "Grant Fisher just medaled in the 10,000 miles."
Kenny: "Meters. You mean meters."
Shaq: [giggling] "that's a long ways, chuck."
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Jakob’s gonna be out for blood in that 5k.
But Grijalva and Fisher have a hilarious opportunity here.
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The two most dangerous athletes on the track:
- new moms
-people who wear sunglasses indoors
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Can somebody hand her a shotput? I just want to see something.
Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone met the minimum qualifying standards for all the Sprint events; 100 flat, 100 hurdles, 200, 400 flat & 400 hurdles for the 2025 Toyota USATF Outdoor Championships
We will know by tomorrow midnight which event(s) she intends to run
📸Joseph Gonzalez
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I think you were close to a half decent dunk, but the punctuation made this unreadable.
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her: you better not be doing ethiopian-style warmup drills in complete lockstep with the homies when i get there.
me:
Aman
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Never forget.
❌ Spain’s Mohamed Katir, who is currently serving a two-year ban through February 6th, 2026 for three Whereabouts Failures in a 12-month period, was banned four years by the Athletics Integrity Unit for tampering. The four year ban started on June 12th, 2024 and will run concurrently with his current suspension.
He is now banned until February 2028.
According to the AIU, the 2022 1,500m bronze medalist and 2023 5000m silver medalist “was found to have falsified travel
documents (namely a travel Itinerary, boarding pass and booking confirmation) in an attempt to mislead investigators as they probed the veracity of his explanation for a Whereabouts
Failure that occurred on 28 February 2023.”
The ban does not impact either of his medals from the past two World Championships.
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You’re asking if the Enhanced Games is ethical.
I’m asking if they actually have the money to pay these athletes.
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The Memes Archive
Incorrect.
JD Vance is the most successful American under the age of 40. Veteran, college in two years, Yale Law, hedge fund, memoir that has sold more than 2 million copies, senator, now prospective VP. He should have overwhelming gratitude for this country. Let's see if he shows it.
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Harry Styles would probably run faster in a point-to-point marathon.
He’s better in one direction.
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A lot of people like to say Athing Mu’s heart isn’t in it. But here’s the thing: she didn’t step off the track.
It must have been extremely tempting to step off and DNF.
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Me, on a hot long run: "I am a coward. A baby among adults. I wasn't cut out for this."
Same run, but dew point drops: "I eat nails for breakfast. I strike fear in the hearts of men. I was born for this."
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What Noah did in the sprints is similar to Jakob in the distance events.
A hero to some, a proper villain to others. They talked shit, won gold, and also got beat in an upset.
They put people in seats and keep it interesting.
Noah Lyles really changed the game man. You can keep fooling yourself but he really changed the game 😂
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If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of cross country coaches bookmarking this tweet.
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Funniest outcomes for men's Olympic track IMO:
-The Italian wins the 100 again.
-Neil Gourley wins the 1500, making him the third distinct Scotsman to beat Jakob.
-Noah Lyles breaks the 200 world record and commentators call him the "Fastest Man Alive."
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I just know a 1500m world record hate to see them coming.
💎 JUST ANNOUNCED: Zurich Diamond League organizers announce they will have all three 1500m Olympic medalists + 5000m Olympic gold medalist / 1500m 4th place finisher Jakob Ingebrigtsen race the 1500m on Thursday, Sept. 5.
🥇 Cole Hocker 🇺🇸
vs.
🥈 Josh Kerr 🇬🇧
vs.
🥉 Yared Nuguse 🇺🇸
vs.
Jakob Ingebrigtsen 🇳🇴
Ingebrigtsen and Hocker will also race a 1500m next week (Aug. 22) in Lausanne.
#ZurichDL
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Jakob is so much more in his element in the 5000m. Dude was cruising to the finish while everyone else was fighting for their lives in the last 600m.
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He almost certainly wouldn't.
[That said], more conflicts should be settled the old fashioned way: a foot race.
Tyreek Hill defends NBA and NFL players against Noah Lyles and calls him out for pretending to be sick
“I would beat Noah Lyles (in a race).”
(🎥 @UpAndAdamsShow )
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Since Strava was down, I just opened up my window and shouted out "Morning Run", so that way everyone knew that I went for a run.
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The worst camerawork possible for a 60m race featuring the 100m Olympic champion. Come on, man!
Just another day at the office for the Olympic champ 👏
@LylesNoah opens his season with a 6.62 in the prelims and matches it again in the finals to take the win.
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When you see cool angles like this and you factor in how good the US is at throws, you get the sense that we're leaving opportunity on the table by not promoting our throwers more
Interesting AF
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