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how long does the gov’t have to be shut down before we can start calling dibs on tanks and stuff
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if u really wanna april fools go to subway today those guys are fully committed to a joke
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boss: how are we going to sell the new mint brownie cookies?
me: they taste sort of like big, soft, brownie thin min-
boss: DON’T
me: what
boss: they’ll sue us
me: (picturing tiny lawyers with sashes) awww
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boss: my son says we should use a hashtag to sell the new mint brownie cookie
me: real people don’t actually use branded hashtags, they’re exactly the kind of marketing garbage we’re trying to-
boss: how about #potcookie
me: NO
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we literally sit around a sandwich shop all day and bs this is what a sandwich shop does with its time
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scientist: 50 degrees is ideal ice cream sandwich weather. cold enough that it doesn’t melt, warm enough that you don’t freeze.
me: wait what
scientist: just figured that nobody listens when i talk about important stuff like global-
me: what if the ice cream is chocolate?
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it’s a terrible business model to give away free food to dudes in suits brandon pay for your wreck yo
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wife: remember i’m gonna be out with the girls tonight, assume u saved the second sandwich from today’s bogo?
me: uh
wife: u ate two sandwiches for lunch?
me: well
wife: at least did u get a brownie cookie for me?
me:
wife: u ate the cookie
me: EVERYONE SHOULD VOTE TUES
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zoo keeper: BOGO sandwiches at potbelly today
panda:
zoo keeper: but u only eat bamboo so i’ll eat both
panda: i’ll take an italian and chicken pot pie soup
zoo keeper:
panda: ya’ll never asked - figured you just had lots of extra bamboo and I didn’t want to be rude
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me: guess winter is here
snowman: ‘cause chicken pot pie soup is back?
me: seriously? ur a snowman and ur here
snowman: snowman love soup, that’s why we come in winter. and bears are hibernating.
me: but snow-
snowman: soup is great and bears are scary. it’s not that hard.
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polar vortex ain’t the boss of us
thurs to sunday (1/31-2/3) buy a warm sandwich and we’ll give u a cup of hot yummy soup for free. just ask.
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if u add the cost to cleanup all the vomit it was never $5
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in chicago we have 3 winter coats
one for when it's cold, a thicker one for when it’s really cold, and a crazy thick one for when the ice devil himself rises from lake michigan to reclaim the earth
this is why
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next week wed-sun (1/23-27) fed gov’t employees get BOGO entrees nationwide. just show ur ID. we’ll get thru this together.
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you: *treats your body like a dumpster on halloween*
potbelly: *offers you free soup/chili/mac with purchase of a salad or sandwich the day after halloween*
you: *will never love yourself as much as potbelly loves you *
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no we can’t send you feet pics no matter what you’re willing to venmo we don’t have feet we sell sandwiches
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NO COAT IN CHICAGO TODAY!
sorry to freak out, but it’s not freezing and we have BOGO sandwiches/salads today so it’s as exciting as getting into a good school without ur parents bribing someone
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me: hey listen guys
turkey:
duck:
chicken:
me: looks like people really like the turducken sandwich
turducken: g*bble qu^ck cl~ck [profane bird language]
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chef: let’s put a super mario on the secret menu, our italian sandwich but with meatballs and mushrooms
me: love it! what’s a luigi
chef: that’s his a brother
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what should we leave in 2018
first thoughts:
- the term yeet
- any dance from a video game
- everyone getting a podcast
- gas station sub joints
- louis ck & kevin spacey
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none just can’t complain if your thing looks like another thing when a new thing looks like ur thing
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hey whoever wins the billion $ will trade the ticket for cookies (they’re super good cookies)
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lazy marketing 101: find the national day of whatever and run a promo.
so yea we have a free cookie for perks members with an entree today because it’s #NationalDessertDay.
not gonna lie it’s been a long week and we are still in our jammies
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not gunna tell you how to spend your lotto money but 43,764,706 sandwiches is a decent payout
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boss: robo, please announce tuesday’s BOGO for week of perks
robot:
boss: get it cuz robo sounds like bogo
robot: alexa add him to the list
alexa: *nods*
boss: what list? did..did she just...nod?
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me: know that house that gives full-size candy bars?
boss: yea
me: kinda like Wed’s week of perks offer - free ice cream sandwich or cookie with entree
boss: i gave out sandwiches last year
me: uhh
boss: pickle & peanut butter, my favorite
me:
boss: i had a LOT left over
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everybody that just wrapped finals deserves something...
so bring your student ID in 5/15 to 5/19 and you'll get a BOGO sammie, salad, or pick-your-pair
and thank this wonderful human for the freebie
@Potbelly I graduate college Saturday, and a sandwich would be a solid grad gift 👀
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boss: monday is free chips with an entree for week of perks
me: just like what birds say
boss: birds say chirp not chip
Me: i feel like you’re wrong
bird: [walking in] oh heck yeah it’s monday. time for free chirps
me: oh
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boss: how long will you respond to people in the comments
me: don’t know, eventually I’ll have to go to bed
my wife: when will you stop giggling at your phone and go to sleep, and why is your boss in our bedroom?
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some asked why we cut twitter posting back a lot over the last few months. even brand folks have lives (sort of).
twitter, meet henry. his fav sandwich is the wreck, btw.
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thank u to the 3 people who like every tweet regardless of quality - u are the wind beneath my thumbs
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on valentine’s day we’re celebrating everyone who’s happily single
come in WITHOUT a s/o feb 14 and u get a free cookie with ur meal. can even try the red velvet cookie for a limited time
so if u❤️u for valentine’s see u soon
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plz stop asking if we celebrate toyotathon no we don’t we’re a sandwich shop we don’t go to church
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how can u suffer from seasonal effective disorder in dallas you know y’all have one season HOT come to chicago we have 3 sizes of winter coats
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can’t live a lie we have to look up 80% of the internet lingo u send us
recent google history:
oof
oomf
uWu
stan
wigless
snack
tea
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boss: #thiccmint isn’t bad, what does thicc mean
me: I don’t want to talk about this
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provolone on a cheesesteak is
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civilized perfection
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not whiz so it’s heresy
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when isnt a sandwich relevant tho.
hungry? sandwich
tired? sandwich
lonely? sandwich
existential dread? two sandwiches
@Potbelly is out here trying to be relevant and I’m living for it.
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my dad is 42, pursuing a modeling career, and i’ve never seen him happier. he told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. so, twitter, meet my dad.
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