met a koala today
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God fucking dammit. You were such an incredible person. You changed so many lives. Had so much love in your heart. You inspired me throughout highschool, and I wouldn't be where I was today without you. Never a more kind and sincere and beautiful person. I fucking love you mac.
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my album comes out April 27
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sorry to announce to all my fans that there's been complications with the album and it won't be released tonight. I'm so sorry to all my fans and I didn't mean to let you down again... JK LOL MOFOS 20 MINUTES TURN THE FUCK UP
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i landed guys. thank you for your prayers. can't believe how many people wished death on me on this website. fuck you. but not today
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felt like jack black in school of rock tonight when i staged dived and nobody caught my fat ass. wish i had lil uzi body
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whoever uses a shotgun in CoD ya moms a hoe
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also, if someone offers u a mozzarella stick and u turn it down, ur a narc
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seriously tho don't let anybody tell u ur ugly. u are sick as fuck just the way u are. and that's fucking awesome
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If y'all are actually my fans and friends and love me and want me to be mentally stable, can y'all please let me live? I'm trying my best here. That's all I can do.
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im going ghost hunting
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every single day all the shitty shit that's ever happened to you gets farther away and all the good shit that's gonna happen to you gets closer.
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from posty. love ya.
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B&B is out
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hey guys, i know a lot of you guys were expecting a project today, it won't be dropping for a little while. I'm sorry to let you down, but i need to make sure this album is perfect for you. I'm gonna keep working my ass off and make the best fucking album ever. i love ya. 💕🍻
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It’s once in a lifetime that someone like @taylorswift13 comes into this world. I am floored by your heart and your mind, and I am beyond honored to have been asked to help you with your journey 🥹 I love you so much. Thank you Tay 💕
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🩶🩶🩶 @taylorswift13
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this what my rapper money is spent on
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never googling myself ever again lol. got called a walking STD and a human sir bubble by 2 different publications. deleted safari after lol. if anyone is having a tough time keep rocking guys. never let anybody tell you shit. you are awesome.
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ballin in bulk
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friday:)
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music is incredible. the act of throwing reality out the window and getting fucking lost. the world is fucked, but for those 3-4 minutes everything is okay.
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boobs
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fuck u
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happy New Years ya pieces o' shit
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i am writing for the next album. thank u to everyone who is listening. let's kick some dick. i love u. good morning
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u can tell a lot about a man by the jibbits on his crocs
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We'll make that album one day bubba. Miss you so much.
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running for president... my platform? to stop lighter theft. #1 crime in America and no one seems to care. rates are skyrocketing. this needs to stop.
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me and my lil pumpkin
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im gonna change my name to post orange so NONE OF YALL CAN RHYME IT
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here i come world
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is meatball an fruit
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and i would walk 0.2 miles and i would walk 0.2 more, just to be the man to walk 0.4 miles and wound up at your door
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sept 6:))
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to my REAL fans I love you to death, to the people trying to dig so fucking hard to try and get me to leave my girl, y’all ain’t real fans and it needs to stop. The past is the past and it has nothing to do with anything.have some respect. who gives a fuck? let us live our lives.
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text me:) 817-270-6440
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post malone appreciation post
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i just peed
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friday
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Song before the year ends \m/
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9/6:)
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it's true drinkin will kill ya, but if you're drunk you don't care
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who wantz to day drink
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still sad
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i wanna fucking cry
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it's crazy that after all this time im still being questioned. suck my fucking dick i don't have to explain shit. i do this shit because i love to do this shit.
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Trying to put out a new body of work before the end of the year but we all know how that goes wish me luck k
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if u use the stairs instead of the escalator u a snitch
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last night was mad real
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ready for a fancy evening
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and im still that bitch 🥂🫀
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being handsome is not dope u have to be ugly to have #swag everyone knows this
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god must hate me lol
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and the winner is:) @budlight
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10-0 beer pong
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sundance
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when the world ends and the economy collapses, nail clippers will be the ultimate bartering item
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STOP ADDING ME ON XBOX I LOVE U BUT I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY WITH U
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it's fucking terrifying how much your phone listens to you
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tonight
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PUBG is still better
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fuck you.
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boobs
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don't fucking text me im playing amateur surgeon
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in the short time that i knew you, you were a great friend to me and a great person. your music changed the world and it'll never be the same. i love you bud. forever
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nobody gets this shit
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love u Gwen 🎸💕
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get drunk nerds!!!!!!!!!!!
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going ghost hunting
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on my Halloween show, everybody dress like me so we can all take one big picture together
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This is hilarious!!!
Guy whose only job is to hit the kazoo once for @PostMalone
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never leave the house without my diamond pickaxr
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me: i fw ur vision me: thanks
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had 2 big ass dreads. plz don't stop listening to my music
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🥂
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yes ma’am @taylorswift13 @SabrinaAnnLynn 🤍🍻
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9/6:)🗡
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more excited for fallout than my actual real life
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girl
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YO. I GOT CHILLS. ELDER SCROLLS 6. FINALLY.
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Circles is out now:)
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is it too late to change my legal name to Myname Jeff
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🖕🏼 F U Hole
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help
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sunflower the way me and @goSwaeLee intended @beatsbydre
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the fuck is this lol
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lost lost lost
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the new national anthem should be jigglypuff's song
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