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With $2m in the corporate slush fund & a formidable force of newly minted executives, we're about to build the wildest tech company this world has ever seen.
We thank you dearly for your belief in the Poolsuite Internet Leisure Corporation.
Let's fucking go.
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BREAKING ✨
Today we're thrilled to announce our latest foray in The Web III, "GRAND LEISURE". An NFT offering exploring individuality, eccentricity & the very limits of online leisure.
Drop your ETH address for a chance to join the mint list. Execs mint free!
ALL INFO ↓
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☼ BREAKING NEWS FROM THE POOLSUITE INTERNET LEISURE CORPORATION ☼
WE’RE BUYING A GOD DAMN MANOR, TOGETHER
JOIN US → MANORDAO.COM
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Dearest internet friends,
We’ve been hard at work crafting a new model to build a wild & legendary 100-year brand with thousands of you as collaborators.
Kicking off this new chapter, from April we’ll debut a Testarossa-paced monthly release schedule.
Fasten your seatbelts. 💨
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BREAKING
A riveting letter, received today from the iconic @RalphLauren, beckons Poolsuite Members & Leisurists to a grand Miami soirée.
Amid whispers of a most leisurely collaboration, we urge you to save the date: April 28.
Until then... Miami Awaits.
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🌐 It’s a Worldwide Web III Exclusive 🌐
Add your Poolsuite NFT to your mobile wallet with Poolsuite Wallet Service™
→ wallet.poolsuite.net
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RIP "POOLSIDE FM" 🌹
Please consider yourselves cordially invited to the Poolsuite.
poolsuite.net
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After months of intensive R&D and late nights fueled by our woefully overworked margarita machine, we’re on the cusp of introducing "Grand Leisure" to the world.
A grand pursuit of individuality & virtual leisure on The Web III.
Releasing later this month. Executives go free.
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After weeks of heated
martini-fuelled boardroom negotiations, we’ve come to an agreement with the executives at @useGALLERY to provide complimentary gallery.so access for Poolsuite NFT holders
A snapshot shall be taken on Tuesday & guestlist will open shortly after
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Dear friends, what is your Ethereum address?
We will soon issue 50 complimentary pool pass NFTs at random, courtesy of the Poolsuite Internet Leisure Corporation.
Join us → pool.link/nft
The story → pool.link/web3
Our Telegram → pool.link/telegram
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We’re incredibly excited to unveil one of̷ ̶o̶u̸r most ambitions und̷̝̂e̵͉͒r̴̨͠t̴̘͊a̵̮̕k̶̙̂ings to daté̷̞̝̿.̴̦̊;;;;.a̸̻̠̻̙̺̯̓̕ ̶̰͖̋̄̂̅g̶̩͒r̷̖̙̞͐̀̓̽͋̈́a̷̠̬͙̯̞̒̿̇ṅ̶̫̗͖̏͋̎͐̍ͅd̵̰̜͖̺̓͊́̀͝endeav̶̧̛̩̣͉̪͕̞͖̯͖̦̗̬̞͙̱̈̃͊͑͌̈ö̵̧̧͚̹͎͖͈͓̳̬̬̱̞͍̼̗̦̫̍̓̊̄͊͂̚͜͜͝ͅuŗ̸̱̬̮̘̣̤̣̱̯͓͓̪͈̘͉͇̟r–––––––––
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For reasons soon to be divulged, it is imperative that all Poolsuite executives & associates familiarise themselves with the signature "soon to be seen in the best of circles" Poolsuite Martini.
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Announcing our new corporate identity.
We shall only be accepting positive commentary at this time, thank you.
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CORPORATE MEMO: Poolsuite is coming to LONDON & NYC on May 5th and 12th respectively.
Two introductory disco affairs for the associates & executives of the Poolsuite Internet Leisure Corporation.
GUESTLIST → invite.poolsuite.net
Want to attend? Please read on.
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Shirley Goodwin understands that rejuvenation is the ultimate power move.
And thanks to her Poolsuite Executive Member NFT, she's got preferential rates in Portofino, room upgrades at the Ritz, limo pick-up in London & complimentary caipirinhas in Cabo.
Poolsuite NFT holders can today sign-up to receive preferred rates & guaranteed benefits at many of the most exclusive hotels around the globe.
Thanks to a partnership with Little Emperors, a private hotel club, Poolsuite NFT holders (Exec, Pool, Patron & Leisurist) can now claim complimentary annual memberships for their platform at no cost.
Visit the perks portal & connect your wallet to claim → perks.poolsuite.net
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Our té̴̘̭̯̎ͦ͐̕ç̢̦̟ͥ̈̽̽ͪͫͤh̡̗̠̖̪̗n͇̩͖ͧ̈ȏ̶̮̜̭̠͔͈̗͔͕̔͂͗͑̍̈logy dept. are working around the͒̍̒ cͨ̉ͧ̈lͪͪͩ̎̑o͐ck to restore our Caribbean broadca̦̤s̼̲t͍̺ ͪͭͬͫͤ͊̔t͕̫̠̮̞̬ͮ͐̄̍̓o̠̹͔ͪ̆w̦̙er for the upcomį̷̩̦͚̠̮̮̘̬͕͜n̶̢҉̵̛͉̲͙͙ģ̴̛̙̘̝̱̠̯̜̪̲͕̥ ̛̤͖̗̮̪͇͈͎̯a̡n͘͏n̴oùń̲̞͕͚̪͎̘̤̳͖͙̺͖̦̀ç̵͚̻e͠͏m̷̧̨̙ent
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Please excuse the delay in our regularly scheduled programming.
Our Caribbean outpost HQ is bustling with activity amidst tropical downpours as our team work around the clock to bring multiple “soon to be legendary" endeavours to reality.
Your patience is most appreciated.
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LEISURIST-3000 NOW ONLINE 🟢
Now welcoming Executive & Pool Members.
→ leisurist.grandleisure.org
Please post your Leisurist in this thread, ideally with the nickname you’ve bestowed upon them.
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ANNOUNCING: POOLSUITE IBIZA
JUNE 30 – Poolsuite touches down on the White Island for our inaugural soirée at the legendary & eclectic Pikes Hotel with Chicago royalty Derrick Carter / @blucu
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CORPORATE MEMO:
Poolsuite's "Executive Club" NFT offering shall commence this Friday, 26 Nov – 10am PT, 1pm ET, 6pm GMT.
Tiers:
• Executive Member (0.2Ξ, 2,500 available)
• Patron of the Pool (auction, 1/1)
We'd be thrilled to have you in attendance.
nft.poolsuite.net
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The Grand Leisure public mint is OPEN FOR BUSINESS
→ grandleisure.org ✨
* Design & mint your very own Leisurist today
* Create your Commemorative Card
* Read below about what's to come
Want to WIN A MINT? Drop a🍸 below and we'll pick 30 winners later today 🏆
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ALL INFORMATION REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF THESE CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENTS SHOULD BE SUBMITTED DIRECTLY TO OUR LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE LORRAINE G. LEJOUR VIA CRIME@POOLSUITE.NET
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BREAKING:
Poolsuite announces "Lifestyle Research Facility" @PALMREPORT.
Dispatched every two weeks via electronic mail, PALM REPORT’s Letter of News is a cocktail of content serving the most interesting people, places, stories and objects from around the world wide web.
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Dearest Executive Members, you may now claim your company-issue keychain & "World Famous" Vacation® Classic Lotion ✨ [1/4]
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Throw your damn laptop out the window & drag Uncle Rick's '94 Kawasaki 750 stand-up jet ski out of the garage!
POOLSUITE V3 – OUT NOW ON WEB, IPHONE + ANDROID
Link in bio, software available on all good App Stores
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Tomorrow ☼ The Grand Leisure priority mint window opens for our Exec & Pool Member NFT holders!
Public sale kicks off September 6 at 3pm EST.
So what's the deal with this project anyway?
Let's dive in... 🧵
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In anticipation of the heat arriving later this month, it's imperative that our executives stay both protected & polished.
On Monday, all Executive Member NFT holders can claim their company issue keychain & "World Famous" Vacation® Classic Lotion.
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Next up... 🍸✨ We're most excited to announce our next ultra-disco affair in BARCELONA. We're taking over one of the city’s finest hotels with modern disco legend @tensnake on Saturday, October 1st.
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AFTER SEVERAL ARDUOUS MONTHS OF SUSPENSION, THE POOLSIDE FM WORLDWIDE CORPORATION TWITTER WEBSITE HAS BEEN REINSTATED, WITH OUR LONGSTANDING GOODWILL & REPUTATION RESTORED
WE SHALL NO LONGER BE SOLICITING LIVE PARROT EGGS VIA TWITTER DIRECT MESSAGES PLEASE DO NOT ASK ABOUT THEM
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The @RalphLauren x Poolsuite partnership signals a new benchmark in the leisure arts.
In celebration, all Poolsuite NFT holders have been airdropped a commemorative NFT which allows the request of tickets to our grand soirée in Miami, April 28.
RSVP → ralphlauren.poolsuite.net
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// 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶
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TOMORROW: Prepare your Leisurists for Expansion Pack 1.0 – a most thrilling & elegant upgrade from the iconic @RalphLauren.
#RLxPoolsuite
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New mixtape from our friend, @teendaze ✨
The ideal audio accompaniment to any number of executive assignments.
→ poolsuite.net/?mixtape=10
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TODAY’S THE DAY — POOLSUITE X @YAHOO AT SXSW, RSVP NOW CLOSED!
This is going to be a bigggg one 🪩
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Patent pending Slide-to-Mint™ Technology Framework (S2MTF) successfully incorporated into the Leisurist-3000 console in preparation of "Executive Phase One" deployment.
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Because there's nothing like being in love online! ♡ suiti.es
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QUICK FACTS:
• Design your own Bespoke Leisurist to live within the Poolsuite universe ✨
• Exec Member NFT holders receive 1 free & 1 paid mint list spot
• Pool Member NFT holders receive 1 paid mint list spot
ALL INFO & SIGN UP → grandleisure.org
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MIAMI NEXT SATURDAY ✨ ALL OUT DISCO NIGHT with...
@boysnoize (very rare disco set)
@yungbae
@raphaelfutura
8pm, ZeyZey Miami!
+ of course, complimentary @vacationinc goods for all attendees.
Tickets ↓
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We’re sorry for turning off the lights on the Bimini Islands for a while. It seems abundantly clear that Poolsuite will need to migrate to its own power grid in order to properly scale. We’d like to encourage the Executive Members to start thinking in this direction.
Our té̴̘̭̯̎ͦ͐̕ç̢̦̟ͥ̈̽̽ͪͫͤh̡̗̠̖̪̗n͇̩͖ͧ̈ȏ̶̮̜̭̠͔͈̗͔͕̔͂͗͑̍̈logy dept. are working around the͒̍̒ cͨ̉ͧ̈lͪͪͩ̎̑o͐ck to restore our Caribbean broadca̦̤s̼̲t͍̺ ͪͭͬͫͤ͊̔t͕̫̠̮̞̬ͮ͐̄̍̓o̠̹͔ͪ̆w̦̙er for the upcomį̷̩̦͚̠̮̮̘̬͕͜n̶̢҉̵̛͉̲͙͙ģ̴̛̙̘̝̱̠̯̜̪̲͕̥ ̛̤͖̗̮̪͇͈͎̯a̡n͘͏n̴oùń̲̞͕͚̪͎̘̤̳͖͙̺͖̦̀ç̵͚̻e͠͏m̷̧̨̙ent
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NEW: Discover the “Balearic Sundown” music channel, live now on poolsuite.net and Poolsuite FM for iPhone & Mac.
Inspired by evenings spent watching the sun set behind Ibiza's Es Vedrà island; pour yourself a glass of Hierbas and tune in.
By our boy @theokottis 🤝
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Dearest Poolsuite NFT holders — we welcome you to mint your complimentary gallery.so membership pass.
We’re thoroughly excited to see what you curate.
→ gallery.so/membership/genera…
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While this may not feel significant just yet, it forms a core piece of our infrastructure and will come into play often in the weeks & months ahead.
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Introducing the Rainbow Poolboy virtual audio device ✨ A lil collaboration with our friends at @rainbowdotme
☼ 0.007 ETH
☼ Free for Poolsuite holders! (Just Zora fee)
☼ Randomized rarity
☼ Waterproof online to >100m
☼ Unlocks exclusive Rainbow icon & boot-up 🎶
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On a summer-long champagne high upon discovering our “VACATION by Vacation®” fragrance has been crowned one of @vogue’s favourite products of 2021.
The fragrance: vacation.inc/products/scent
The article: vogue.com/article/best-beaut…
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HOT OFF THE PRESS: An ultra-summer mixtape from friend of the pool @Tensnake ✨
Listen on our site → pool.link/tensnake
Listen on SoundCloud → pool.link/tensnake-sc
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OUR VACATION.INC SUNSCREENS & FRAGRANCE ARE IN EVERY @NORDSTROM STORE IN THE USA AAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhggjrjfjfjejbrfijvjvndnsnhhh
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Bring your Grand Leisure NFT into the scenes of your dreams with @OpenAI's DALL·E ✨
Here's how ⬇️
(Too damn lazy to do it yourself? Reply to this thread with your Leisurist ID # and some prompts and we'll make it happen for you)
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NOW MINTING: nft.poolsuite.net
1/1 "PATRON OF THE POOL" TIER PENDING
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𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙻𝚂𝚄𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚅𝟹
𝙷𝙸𝙶𝙷 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝙴𝚇𝚃𝚁𝙰 𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙴𝚁 𝚂𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳
Poolsuite NFT holders – dive in early & beta test our entirely redesigned iOS + Android apps with us.
🔗 Link in the thread below
🍒 Public release coming soon
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Poolsuite Barcelona was a beautiful evening — love to everyone who came out & danced with us til the wee hours.
Where next tho? 🔮
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“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction” — Cowboy wisdom
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Win your very own Leisurist NFT ✨
In celebration of the Poolsuite x @RalphLauren collaboration, we’re giving away 25 Leisurists from our Grand Leisure collection.
Allowing more of you to experience the decidedly luxurious "RL3000" Avatar Upgrade System, to enter just...
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Hey @ledger, page us
This pager is also awesome, is it a hint to a future hardware product from @Poolsuite ? Is it a personal computer or just a pager? Who knows.
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MIXTAPE #12 just dropped ✨ An hour of sun-drenched jams from @kraaksmaak to make your Wednesday feel much more like a Saturday.
Tune in via:
• Poolsuite – pool.link/kraaksmaak
• SoundCloud – pool.link/kraaksmaak-sc
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// 𝚁𝙻-𝟹𝟶𝟶𝟶
𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳
Bring your Leisurist to new heights with Expansion Pack 1.0 from the iconic @RalphLauren!
Featuring RL's fresh takes on Spring 2023 pieces, we invite you to indulge your exquisite taste via the RL-3000 Avatar Upgrade System today.
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Campaigning on:
• free margarita mix every week by mail
• police wear hawaiian shirts
• open access to billionaires pools
• jet skis in return for community service
• no tax on satin products
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Poolsuite NFT holders will receive early access and, once acquired, additional perks at the property.
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MIXTAPE 12 ☼ Let those Friday feelings wash over you with an hour of summer from our friend-in-leisure, @Plastician
Listen via...
Poolsuite: pool.link/plastician
SoundCloud: pool.link/plastician-sc
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Poolsuite’s Executive Board is today delighted to announce a bold initiative to acquire a grand manor estate, funded via the sale of NFT member passes, which become your virtual key to the property and serve as your identity and voting pass for all major Manor decisions.
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LEISURISTS PLS REPORT FOR DUTY 🫡
In celebration of the Grand Leisure PUBLIC MINT opening at 3PM EST, we cordially invite our early holders to create & share their Commemorative Leisurist Card 🪪
Our 10 fav combos will win an additional mint!
→ cards.grandleisure.org
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