BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Disgraced former children’s author J.K. Rowling claims he won’t use female pronouns for Olympic champion Imane Khelif.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Meghan Markle condemned after Queen’s funeral for reason British press have not yet decided.
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🚨 You cannot go around chanting “Kill the Arabs” in a city with a 10% Arab population and not expect to get your ass kicked.
Well done to the people of Amsterdam for defending your city! 🇳🇱
Israel sends rescue planes after clashes in Amsterdam bbc.in/4hPG9jk
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Andrew Tate reportedly “cried like a little bitch” after arrest over child trafficking allegations.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
David Tennant responds to backlash against pro-trans t-shirt.
“I’ll be fine, Terfs can’t climb stairs, and I still have my sonic screwdriver.”
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An accurate representation of being a young person in a country full of people who like to pretend they lived through WWII despite being born in 1957.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Women’s 100 meter runners told to slow down towards the end and let the white athletes catch up incase JK Rowling calls them men and starts an international witch hunt.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Piers Morgan is reportedly being investigated by police over unwanted sexual advances made towards an unnamed Premier League footballer.
The incident occurred during a recent interview for Talk TV.
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Maccabi Tel Aviv complain to UEFA arguing they were promised an away ticket allocation in Birmingham 5,000 years ago.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
JK Rowling gives her thoughts on the Barbie movie.
“I was absolutely disgusted at the use of a trans actor in the film. I haven’t worked out which one it was yet but I’m still furious.”
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Scientists at Cambridge University have linked spending just 20 minutes every morning in an ice bath with up to a 75% increased risk of becoming an insufferable twat.
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🚨 Imane Khelif
- Wins an Olympic gold medal
- Shuts JK Rowling up for two whole weeks
Put some respect on her name!
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
UEFA confirms Ajax’s football club are under investigation for an anti-semtitic pogrom carried out on the pitch last night.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Nicola Sturgeon urged to apologise after leaked WhatsApp messages describing Matt Hancock as “Weaker than a nuns piss,” Liz Truss as “About as much use as a marzipan dildo,” and referring to Suella Braverman as “Shitler.”
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Rates of poverty in the UK have fallen for the first time in 12 years as minimum wage workers across the country change their mindset.
Source - @mollymaehague
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🚨 Turning up to a vigil for 3 murdered young girls with a crate of cider.
We will never apologise for calling out the far-right. The victims of this tragedy are the last thing on their minds.
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Far-right rally planned for Southport tonight as some of the scummiest people on earth see the deaths of children as an excuse to snort a few lines and go out looking for a fight.
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The fact that you’re going to tweet about doing that but you’re not actually going to do it is pretty funny.
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EU elections cement the accuracy of the Western political cycle.
France's National Rally on course to trounce President Macron's party in European elections, exit polls say - follow l bbc.in/4c7oIrj
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Liz Truss predicts the pound will continue to fall just hours before the pound begins to rise following Rachel Reeves budget.
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🚨 Gotta be honest, this lot don’t look like they’re up for a revolution.
McJagger 𝕏
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Rapist Connor McGregor withdraws from Irish presidency race after someone finally manages to explain to him how it works.
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Police Scotland placed on high alert after receiving a tip-off that a rapist with links to a notorious pedophile may have arrived in the country.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Gary Lineker and Rylan Clark to hold charity defamation drive.
The presenters will sue thousands of right-wing twitter users who falsely accused them, and give their money to refugee and LGBT organisations.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
“Keir Starmer must prepare for a snap General Election” claim some of the thickest political commentators in the country.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Politics For All has published its list of innocent victims of Cancel Culture.
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Dawn French is latest celebrity to be cancelled for suggesting that massacring children is bad.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Young people told to cancel their Netflix subscription’s so poor desperate pensioners like Julie and John don’t have to sell one of their 60 properties.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Scandal that is resigning issue for a politician on the left hardly leaves a scratch on a politician of the right for some reason.
EXCLUSIVE: 'Hypocrite' Nigel Farage didn't pay £44k stamp duty then blasted Angela Rayner
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hy…
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Pictured below, Joanna Cherry rolling her eyes as Kirsty Blackman discusses the concerns of a suicidal transgender constituent.
Joanna Cherry lost her seat last night. Kirsty Blackman held hers.
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🚨If non-violent climate protest gets you 5 years in prison, what will an attempt to incite a full blown race riot get you?
If it’s anything less than 5 years, there will be some serious questions of this countries justice system.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
7 people who committed horrific sexual abuse of children in a Glasgow drug den are given life sentences.
So are we assembling mobs to burn down churches or is that not the energy we’re going for here?
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🚨 They heard that three innocent young girls had been murdered in horrific fashion.
And all they saw was a great opportunity for a piss up and a fight.
Get far-right scum off our streets.
Josh Halliday
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🚨 It’s the classic dog whistle isn’t it. Do a Nazi salute but do it slightly weird so you can pretend you didn’t just do a Nazi salute.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Swarms of unwashed Immigrants fail to integrate with the local population and instead force their backwards culture on the natives.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
JK Rowling refuses to vote in UK election after demanding single sex polling booth.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Reform’s Lee Anderson under fire after fresh allegations that he may be lying about serving during the Battle of the Somme.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Two gender critical feminists being treated in hospital after a “serious altercation” in a public bathroom in which both thought the other was transgender.
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🚨 Dear fascists!
Enough of your “This is only the beginning” crap. This is not a revolution, this is not a civil war.
This is how it ends for you.
alex thomson
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JK Rowling slams Joe Biden for failing to consult with her before making the decision to withdraw from the presidential race.
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Manchester United players opt out of rainbow laces campaign on moral grounds but will continue to play with an alleged domestic abuser.
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🚨 White British people make up 83% of the population but represent 88% of perpetrators of child sexual abuse.
Pakistanis, 2% of the population and 2% of offenders.
The data is there Rupert, you’re just not interested in what it says.
We urgently need data on the rape gangs.
How many rapists? How many rapes? Where did they come from? On what grounds were they in our country? How many have since been deported? How many have been released? Motivations?
Who, what, where, when, how and why.
Show us the facts.
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JK Rowling goes after Asexuality as friends fear she has become one with the mould.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Nigel Farage slams Labour politicians who travel to America to campaign during the presidential election.
“It is totally unacceptable and anyone who has ever done it should go to jail.”
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Transgender McDonald’s worker sacked after telling customer “good morning” when it was actually 12:03pm.
One woman claimed her and her children were left “traumatised” and will “never eat McNuggets again.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Far-right rally planned for Southport tonight as some of the scummiest people on earth see the deaths of children as an excuse to snort a few lines and go out looking for a fight.
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🚨 He isn’t in power yet you brainless boomer fuck.
🚨 NEW: A voter says Donald Trump has "hit the ground running" after winning the US election
"Over here, our Government just hit the ground" #bbcqt
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Right-wing social media in meltdown over Muslim terrorist that isn’t Muslim and transgender boxer that isn’t transgender.
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Immigrant using foreign passport arrested on terrorism charges after attempting to insight riot in London.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
“So Matt’s performance in that trial means he brings back just 1 star for camp.”
“But, it’s not the first time people will starve as a result of a Tory’s poor performance.”
“EVNING PRIME MINISTER”
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UK Politicians are reportedly confident that censorship of music will work this time and definitely won’t make Kneecap more popular.
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🚨 You are the literal Prime Minister and you think letting thousands of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans loose in Birmingham is a good idea?
You know what, do it. See what happens.
This is the wrong decision.
We will not tolerate antisemitism on our streets.
The role of the police is to ensure all football fans can enjoy the game, without fear of violence or intimidation.
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
J. K. Rowling finally learns how to blur her background after twitter users make fun of her black mould and sex doll.
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🚨 They were at the fucking negotiating table and they were bombed off of it.
Starmer calls for Iran to return to negotiating table bbc.in/44dwhKf
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Creepy bastard won’t stop lingering outside a school despite court orders telling him to stop.
Fixed that headline.
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🚨 They look like the evil aunt and uncle that come to look after an orphan in a Roald Dahl book.
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🚨 POV
You’re about to hear a lecture about how transgender people are a danger to women.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Man who opened negotiations with Mauritius over the ownership of the Chagos Islands is reportedly “Shocked and appalled” at the idea now that he’s in opposition.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
GB News reporter walks into a flag then pretends she was assaulted.
GB News
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Probably the rioting.
Son of first rioter to die in prison wants to know why he was jailed in first place
telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10…
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🚨 The concept of rapists and sexual abusers having “supporters” must be the most disturbing trend of the 2020’s.
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🚨 The UK’s racism problem in a nutshell.
When a black politician is asked her opinion on racist riots, she has to be aggressively cross examined, interrogated & mocked by a panel of four white people including the Home Secretary’s husband.
Saul Staniforth
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🚨 So, gay people who are gender critical, who did you think they’d come for next?
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🚨 As it turns out, he’s not Jewish, there is no Aston Villa Jewish Supporters Club, and he’s not the president of anything. Other than that, great scoop.
Now I’m declaring myself the Chairman and Supreme Leader of the Yeovil Town Buddhist supporters Alliance.
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🚨POV: You’re a female Muslim politician asked to talk about your experience of racism on British morning television.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Ash Sarkar likely to be banned from future Question Time appearances after being far to coherent on tonight’s episode. nitter.app/bbcquestiontime/status…
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Donald Trump withdraws claims about mass voter fraud in Pennsylvania.
“Everything looked fine to me.”
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🚨All Neo-Nazi’s should try and climb Hitler’s favourite mountain.
🔴 Neo-Nazi slips to his death climbing Hitler’s favourite mountain telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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🚨 This is the gender critical movement in a nutshell.
Creepy divorced old men shouting at young women for bringing up real feminist issues and demanding they focus on the fake non-issues that drive their existence.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Keir Starmer suspends 4 Labour MPs for showing unacceptable levels of moral compass.
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🚨 It has since emerged that this councillor was single handedly attempting to stop rioters from causing more damage.
But don’t let that get in the way of your rage baiting.
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🚨 It’s a pretty good summery of this debate when one person is minding their own business using the bathroom and another perverted weirdo is filming them.
Just been in the LADIES loos at Waterloo, only to find a MAN in frock in there with me.
Decided not to confront or film him in there where there is no CCTV in case he kicked off, but I was tempted…
Can we all agree this is a biological man? That frock is fooling no one…
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🚨 You hear that ladies?
You’re not a real woman until you’ve done the washing up!
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Divorced man arrested in turn of events described as “hilarious.”
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🚨 A guy racially abused a Moroccan taxi driver and got thrown in a canal.
Comparing that soggy cunt to Anne Frank is bordering on holocaust denial.
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