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there’s III sides to every story
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Forks! Richie! What a ride 🤙 #TheBear
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“we have an opportunity, and an obligation to develop something new” 👏
Pete Buttigieg speaking to global leaders in London today: "I did not come here to tell everybody that things are better than they look. They're not. And they're probably going to get worse before they get better. And yet I am optimistic."
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Replying to @KennyFarq
red & blue tories has resonance
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Affordable housing, good public transport.
Describe a key to better cities in 5 words or less. Here are mine — fewer cars, less driving.
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it’s rare i watch comedy and actually laugh. here’s another belter, after @StuartMcP and @MarcJennings90 brilliant specials you need to watch @mikericecomedy - even though he’s not 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. hella funny 👏
Full Special Out this Sunday on You Tube 😀 Buzzin with how it came out. Give it a look
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ubi, with healthcare & education, is the critical cushion that lets people level up. it frees millions from crippling anxiety and fuels more entrepreneurs, healthier minds, stronger families, a more resilient society, and, of course, economic growth. read this, it's a good 🧵
Many people including CEOs have come to me asking about Sam Altman's UBI pilot. Unlike most critics, we actually read the research. Basic income ended poverty with minimal impact on work beyond single parents. People took risks to find better jobs, retrain & escape abuse. 1/🧵
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Replying to @timfarron
*sigh* so reform things so farming well is more profitable, but don't excuse rich people from iht
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Surely the venue can choose what to show and what not to show? Is it really plainly unlawful?
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in what way was Edinburgh Central a safe seat? he won it from the tories, and since 1999 it’s been labour 3 times, snp, tory and now snp again.
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Replying to @AriDavidPaul
One year ago it was a different virus.
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ALT Ratatouille Pixar Gif GIF by Disney Pixar

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Replying to @KennyFarq
is labelling dissent as 'othering' the new way to muzzle criticism?
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As one once-loyal engineer put it, “Fuck Elon Musk.” 👏 theverge.com/23551060/elon-m…
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this is interesting; two of scotlands more progressive voices @StephenNoon and @kezdugdale making an interesting contribution to how scotland moves forward 👏
EXCLUSIVE: @kezdugdale & @StephenNoon publish proposals for changing political discourse. Part of holding #IndyRef2 would mean "mandating" the Sec. of State for Scotland to: "read the mood of the nation" and call a vote when support consistently favours "Yes" @UofGPolicy
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Replying to @BBCPhilipSim
Ye may gang far and fair waur 😂
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Keep others dependent on you. The more people depend on you, the more freedom you have.
The original architects of American global power did something very clever that no other empire had ever done before: they deliberately hid the instruments of their power. Specifically, they institutionalized the hard power of the post-WW2 American military into a "rules-based international order" and the organizations needed to run it. These include the UN, IMF, World Bank, NATO, and numerous philanthropic NGOs like (as has been in the news recently) USAID. The reason they did this is because repeated use of hard military power is fragile and self-defeating: it engenders resentment and breeds defiance. The British learned this and used prototypical methods of institutionalization in the declining years of their empire, but their American successors perfected it. (If you don't understand how this works, I will link a post in the replies explaining how one example works - NATO) The more sophisticated rivals of the US obviously know what's up, so they try to oppose or circumvent these institutions, but obviously the institutions are backed by hard power in the end. It sounds fair enough to say "if you don't abide by the 'rules,' we will invade you." It works well enough because it it sounds more fair to say that than "if you don't do what we tell you, we will invade you." Rival governments aren't fooled, but a lot of their ordinary citizens are, and combined with media dominance and control of the reserve currency (economic dominance), it's enough to keep everyone in line. An unanticipated problem seems to have arisen: It turns out that if you hide the levers of power, your own successors may have trouble understanding them. Especially if you failed to educate them, or let various cultural forces undermine the indoctrination of your elites. With that happening, once the new generation of elites gains power, they don't recognize that the complicated weird control panel you built that doesn't seem to do anything but costs $10 billion a year to maintain is actually how you're controlling everything around the world and they take it down to save money. All because you did too good a job hiding the levers of power. Soft power isn't "soft." It's real power. It's just soft because it's hidden. I don't know how to solve this problem because I think hidden levers of power are definitely better, but you have to train a priesthood generation after generation to understand them, and that kind of thing corrupts itself too. Open power is much more honest, but no one likes it and it's hard to hold on to.
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Replying to @AlanBrownSNP
see when MPs do this, you should include the answer.
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we're just shopping for dopamine these days ✨
This is an insane number: almost a quarter (22%) of all packages handled by the French post come from Chinese e-commerce sites Temu and Shein. They've now overtaken Amazon. liberation.fr/economie/22-de…
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Replying to @medusajs
you've built something great, thank you 🙏
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Replying to @mrblairbowman
Clicking through the linked text to the @AlcoholFocus paper reveals a polemical diatribe without nuance. It’s troubling that @scotgov and @MareeToddMSP appear to have adopted it uncritically and stated it as fact in the consultation.
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"What is now a vibrant organisation, which currently hosts two community gardens and has planted thousands of trees and flowers across Buckhaven & Methil, has humble roots with a just few folk doing volunteer litter picking." @CLEARFife ♥️ bellacaledonia.org.uk/2025/0…
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that’s not what @Ianblackford_MP said
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Council tax freeze was a bit of a bodge, but it won’t do the snp any harm for “better off” voters to feel that they are directly financially benefiting from something.
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Replying to @geoallison
this quote has been doing heavy lifting since 2013, since when a lot has changed. is it credible that US veto nato membership if agreement has been reached between 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and rUK? would NATO not want the northern waters in the alliance, with general scottish compliance?
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We’re on track for 3 degrees of warming, and each of us needs to act now to avert this *avoidable* catastrophe. Here’s what 3° of warming looks like. piped.video/uynhvHZUOOo
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Replying to @alexeheath
search doesn’t work, feels like it’s not supported?
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News paywalls need disrupted. It’s got ridiculous. I’m happy to pay for real news, but I’d rather pay 5p or 10p per article that I want to read than £x for a month of everything from one publication. Can someone sort this please?
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I was in the first cohort of this, and highly recommend it. Techscaler have built a supportive community and brought together a fine programme of expert speakers. If you’re early stage tech startup in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 you should give it a look.
Applications for our Winter '24 cohort of Startup First Steps are open. If you'd like to learn more about the course and how to apply, come along to our explainer webinar tomorrow from 3pm. hubs.ly/Q026436T0
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true. agent layer to combines diverse data (web, socials, news, citation graphs, quality heuristics) with llm inferences can add originality, freshness, credible and incredible content which the regression-to-mean pure llm plays can't. ahrefs.com/blog/llms-flatten…
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so true, it’s quite unhinged. still mad about losing vonc in ‘79, and think the snp steals “their voters” 😂
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“In 2014 he threatened workers and pensioners with the dire economic consequences of voting for independence, ten years later he’s offering free wet wipes.”
From the Red Paper to Toilet Paper. Gordon Brown's multibank solutions to Holistic Destitution 🇬🇧bellacaledonia.org.uk/2024/0… #BetterTogether
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what a loon 👏
Football on TNT Sports
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couldn’t have come at a better moment, i was wrestling with my own category template based on collections - your implementation had the answers 🙏
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also, the model chat gpt is built on stopped being trained in early 2022. it doesn’t even “know” the half of it.
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a tour de force on 2023 g👀gle
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because, for our sins, we are still a part of the uk. not to be included says it doesn’t matter what we think or who we vote for. while true, that’s not a great look 🤣
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was never really into football but recently a pal invited me to his fantasy premier league mini league. now i’m billy beane.
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i’m loving jock’s tweets this week on @HI_Voices from @EdinvaleFarm giving a fascinating insight into quality, high welfare, farming. give em a follow 🤙
Farming is increasingly a more technical industry with a lot more measurement. This had become one of the most important bits of kit on our farm. It is basically a weigh scale which automatically IDs the cow and beams the data to a website.
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can we make believing in evolution a prerequisite?
🟡 Leadership Election 2024 - Nominations will open at 11.59pm on Monday 29 April. 
- Nominations will close at noon on Monday 6 May. Any member wishing to declare their candidacy should email national.secretary@snp.org for a nomination form. my.snp.org/#/0/events/leader…
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another really good episode, thank you 🤙
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breadcrumb schema - include current page as last item? schema says aye, google says naw - i think... i'm sure it makes no difference, but ... can anyone point me to anything recent and semi-authoritative on this?
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Replying to @MhairiHunter
and every dumb thing musk does between now and the election, “this is what anas sarwar” wants to do 🤣🤣
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the fondue forks have won me over to the cause 🇨🇭
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Replying to @Skyscanner
too easy
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good 🧵, essentially it argues when the press dispensed with facts and substance they became dispensable themselves.
Replying to @johnastoehr
18. This press corps made the election about vibes and it’s going to remain an election about vibes, and if those vibes now grind against the instincts of this press corps, tough shit. You reap what you sow.
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Replying to @JAFMacDonald @LRB
a good read. progress has been too slow.
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it wasn’t me 😂
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this is really good, @StuartMcP is great 👏
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Replying to @foodanddrinksco
I thought this was going to be about curry flavoured @Shortbread 😋
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“We tax earned income too much and unearned income too little.” 👏
Replying to @lewis_goodall
As ever, endless nonsense spoken about this. Your money has not already been taxed. Inheritance tax isn’t a tax on your wealth. It’s a tax on the windfall of the person receiving it, which they have not earned. We tax earned income too much and unearned income too little.
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what a thread 🫡
Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Louis C.K. sorry for the strokes Scientology sorry for bad religion CIA sorry for dead kennedys Lazy texters sorry for u2 Owl sorry for the who Blind dog sorry for wet leg UK beef industry sorry for madness
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this is sick, got to make time to experiment
yo wtf, Microsoft's newly released AutoGen is fk'in dope.. - allows for multiple agents that align to one goal - human input allowed 🤖 I created 5 agents to help me plan a 30-day iternary in Bangkok (results below ↓)
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#Threads feels like old people twitter.
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Replying to @MkBlyth
I read a phrase the other day that was new to me, “It’s all shite and onions.” Seems to sum up the UK quite neatly.
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Jack Dorsey: "the algorithms are definitively programming us... we are being programmed. These algorithms know our preferences better than us. That's only going to increase. How do we increase agency? It's by choice [of algorithms]."
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I like the idea of Sam Francisco. He’s like super liberal, loves yoga, bikes, trees and recycling but is also a total snowflake who doesn’t much like poor people and freaks out when things don’t go his way. Weirdo Sam Francisco.
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Replying to @patrickstox
The onpage of the 3 exemplars isn't exactly playing ball. The potential benefit of going viral (and I believe there is significant benefit) is being squandered.
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justgiving hosting parasite content is generous 🙄
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Replying to @ewangibbs
i’m gonna hit up @argonaut_books or @ToppingsEdin on Saturday 🤙
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totally tropical disgrace
Lilt drink brand to be scrapped after 50 years and rebranded bbc.in/3E6v6jj
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not much campaigning going on, barely even looking at the plebs 👀
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Replying to @redrichie
there must be a bunch of transformative policies which might generate significant savings to mitigate some costs, e.g. a sizeable public transport credit for all residents, for trains, trams, buses. big enough to push significant mode shift to rail from roads.
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this is how to get a big fat cheque from x
Americans *genuinely* believe they have better food than France. They really believe it. It’s truly extraordinary.
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Replying to @MacFife @StuartMac
search & rescue from prestwick i think
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they’ve lost m&s! the game’s up 😂
Marks & Spencer CEO describes operating under the current government as "like running up a downwards escalator with a rucksack on your back" trib.al/lUPHove
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Replying to @L__Macfarlane
introduced a bill, not passed yet 👍
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Replying to @jack
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Replying to @TheWineSociety
Chardonnay? One of the champagne grapes for sure..
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Replying to @LiuLindberg
if they are bored of being finance and accounting professionals and want to be something else instead
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Replying to @lilyraynyc
did the same, looked at “helpful” advice for visiting edinburgh / scotland from folk that visited, maybe, for a day & filled in the rest from what they found online / ai. out of date, weird picks, not helpful. this info doesn’t deserve to rank.
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this is a great episode, he's a serious guy
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Replying to @AlanBrownSNP
fair enough, thanks 🤙
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on continuing google volatility chatter… google continually try to serve right content for each query, don't owe us #seo updates, or a living. what they do share is a trojan horse that keeps us fixated on google, not alternatives. that’s why they’re the g
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Replying to @rossstevens_uk
this exactly. and when you need cooperation and everyone’s always on annual leave it can take weeks just to get answers for the smallest stuff 😂
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Replying to @charlierward
😂
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Replying to @tomcritchlow
i found fathom too simplistic, @matomo_org strikes a nice balance, especially self hosted.
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Just because you’re making it minimally viable, it should definitely still be delightful. #mvp
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clown take 🤡
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"Take a Mocha Frappuccino: ▫️Under the existing system, it takes 16 steps and 87 seconds 📷Under Siren System, it will be 14 steps and 36 seconds." but they never have 1 step filter freshly brewed 🙄
Starbucks annual sales is ~$40B across 37k+ stores. At such scale, it’s very profitable to shave a few seconds off each order. Per Bloomberg, Starbucks would make an extra ~$900m a year if each store served 5 extra patrons per day. That’s why Starbucks is spending $450m on a new bar setup called Siren System (video below), where the key ingredients — dairy, pumps, caffeine, ice — are placed in a new optimized counter. Take a Mocha Frappuccino: ▫️Under the existing system, it takes 16 steps and 87 seconds ▫️Under Siren System, it will be 14 steps and 36 seconds. There are currently 383 billion potential drink combinations at Starbucks. And orders have gotten so ridiculously elaborate, that the average wait time is 5 minutes. Why does Starbucks put up with the extra? Cause “extras” on the order are worth $1B a year. For people like me — who just want a simple black Trenta iced coffee — it’s kinda annoying. The Siren System will be in 40% of US stores by 2026. Can’t wait for the full rollout to more efficiently put caffeine down my skull.
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Replying to @KennyFarq
how’s it misjudged? seems spot on to me 🤔
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Yep 100%, it’s beyond daft to believe that the most effective way to express yourself is to blank people.
The @AngusRobertson story is pretty interesting in a number of ways, including what it says about Scotland’s place in the world, what is says about the Scottish Government and what is says about the SNP. Here’s my short take 🧵
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Such a weird country.
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Replying to @FPLMate
agree, it’s too easy to have a 70% formulaic squad. a lot of the fun for me comes from finding the good differential picks a week or two before everyone swarms into them 🤙 it’ll maybe change some in jan / feb with son, salah away and kdb and toney coming back?
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chatgpt advanced voice mode is sick. an hour a day isn’t nearly enough. super slick, game changer 💪
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And this, monstrosity.
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first Reader (2013), now this 😤 9to5google.com/2023/09/26/go…
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