husband/physician/progressive. US ex-pat in #Lisbon 🇵🇹 #FBR #expatlife #Atheism #Yankees #adoptdontshop #rescuedogs #FuckTrump
Lisbon, Portugal
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Republican BS hypocrisy:
1. Guns are safe! The real problems are bad people/mentally ill people.
2. Guns are not allowed at Repub rallies.
Why? Is it because guns aren’t safe, or rally attendees are bad/mentally ill? All the above?
The hypocrisy is so blatant & simplistic.
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I told dad that I probably won’t get many likes because I am humble, but he said I definitely will because I am a very handsome & good boy. ❤️🎉🎂🥳🎈🎁
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We were on the train last night, talking to a nice older Portuguese man, and he made a very simple comment during the conversation: "Europeans are very scared about Trump getting reelected. Very scared."
Yep, me too.
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Can a perfect boy get some love on his 13th birthday? He deserves it, and also deserves the steak he is going to get tonight. Good boy Ozzie!
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That is precisely why this is such a BFD. We have nothing to treat it but what we call “supportive care”, which means managing your symptoms. Cure? No. Not getting sick IS the treatment, and there are at least 100k infected in the US by now, and likely far more.
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I mean, he’s not wrong. Paper is very complex. I often have grown men that come up to me, with tears in their eyes, asking how paper became so complex and why I am the only one that can solve the paper riddle.
Trump: You know paper, it sounds a little crazy. They have such secure paper now. It’s such a complex instrument. The paper today is incredible
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Angry, heard this idea: impeach Trump but don’t send it to the Senate until courts compel testimony & document production. Don’t give him the acquittal he wants until all the facts are out. Case remains open. Your thoughts?
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We have no approved or proven treatment. Please tell me the treatment. As an ED doc, I would love to know the secret you know that no one else knows. I am open to hearing your medical information.
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I don't think he is worried about Russian meddling at all. I think he is worried about criminal charges from money laundering or other financial crimes. This goes way beyond Russia I think. His taxes are the key.
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If they are going to be in written form, they better include pictures and charts b/c otherwise Donnie won't be able to follow along.
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Imagine this - Biden wins re-election, Dems take back the House & hold the Senate...& then Biden almost immediately resigns, elevating Harris to POTUS & she nominates Pete Buttigieg as VP. The Repubs will lose their minds. There won't be enough popcorn in the WORLD for that. (1/
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This just in -- @SenatorCollins is very concerned. That is all. No, literally, that is all.
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I realize this is a "comedy" bit, but it truly isn't. It is reality. MAGAts will twist themselves into knots justifying their Orange Jesus.
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I dare you to watch this and NOT root for that woman's arm to catch on fire. Seriously...I dare you.
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I’d just like to let everyone know that I managed a flight back to the US today on a Boeing plane without any windows or doors being sucked out of the plane over the Atlantic.
So…that’s cool.
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Do you take issue with any of Joe’s cabinet picks so far? McDonough seemed a bit of a surprise. Thoughts?
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Great point by @AshaRangappa_ on @CuomoPrimeTime discussing the power differential re. Trump and Zelensky and how that impacts abuse of power/authority and implied requests.
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I can't for the life of me understand a network that lets Mehdi Hasan go, but hires Ronna McDaniel.
Someone make it make sense.
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You forgot slippers. A shit ton of them are wearing indoor slippers that are disgustingly filthy. Sigh.
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Aren't you a "reporter" now? If so, do you have any responsibility to report actual NEWS such as the glaring hypocrisy that @FLOTUS embodies? That seems to be the point. You aren't currently working as fashion editor or blogger now, are you?
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I used to have labrador that went blind at age 7. My younger lab used to hold his leash in his mouth on walks, so HE could walk/guide him along. Sweetest thing EVER! He took such good care of him.
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You are safe, as long as you claim you never "liked it" and that is just the main stream media spreading fake news. Then, when it is proven to you that you actually DID "like it", you THEN blame it on Hillary...or James Comey....or Obama. Thanks Obama! Done.
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I ❤️ how Macron is using Trump's move against him. There is no way that fat tub of orange shit can compete in "hand crushing" with a younger man in far better shape. It cracks me up to see him get dominated like this b/c you know it just crushes his ego - and Macron knows it too.
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I do seem to recall A LOT of upset people when Kennedy retired under Trump, especially when he hand picked that drunk Kavanaugh as his replacement.
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I am rooting for the demise of Tesla but "low double digits" feels a bit absurd. Are you suggesting it will dip to 20? 30? No way.
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I used to have a blind black lab & a younger black lab that COULD see. I would attach a short ~2' leash to the blind dog's collar, and the younger one would take it in his mouth and bring the older dog running across the field we would play in. 100% trust. It was amazing.
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So, to be clear, Dennis Rodman has more credibility re. North Korea than sitting S. Dakota Gov Kristi “Botox Grammy” Noem. Cool, cool.
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Will your local paper allow you to publish an op-ed? I would write one, outlining the issue but I also realize they could then hold it against your child. But doing this while changing schools because of it is the ideal combo.
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The only "concern" I have is them failing to tout their accomplishments in the press. The citizens need to be reminded of the successes b/c Americans have poor attention spans and very short term memories. Tout the success to help with 2022 races.
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When a Democrat wins in 2020, am I the only one that can imagine Schiff being named Attorney General (if he wants it)?
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Growing up, I thought @deesnider was an excellent songwriter/singer/performer. But, since I have "found" him on Twitter, I have become an even bigger fan of him as a person. He is a true class act.
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He also doesn't belong in rational thought, but that is another argument I guess. #Atheism
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Just to be clear, #COVID19 is very contagious and deadly, but the more important and deadly infection in this country is actually @realDonaldTrump. His incompetence and ignorance will lead to more deaths than COVID itself.
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. @jaketapper ....does this mean that FoxNews is now fake too??? My head hurts.
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ED doc here -- we CANNOT test in our hospital. We don't have kits at all. We have to send to another lab in the state with a multi day turn around time. We are not even allowed to test ANYONE unless they meet very strict criteria.
Central/Western Florida
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I hope Dems are smart enough to not allow a recess, and maintain "pro-forma" sessions. Repubs played that game with Obama. Dems need to do the same.
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He doesn't like going anywhere that he can't grift some taxpayer money for staying at one of his golf courses.
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Who told Grandma Botox that talking was going to help her? Lol. What a complete idiot.
MARGARET BRENNAN: Did you meet Kim Jong Un?
KRISTI NOEM: As soon as this was brought to my attention, I made some changes and looked at this passage
BRENNAN: So you did not meet with Kim Jong Un?
NOEM: I've met with many world leaders. I'm not going to talk about specifics.
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I am #atheist, but it can't hurt to say God help us, can it?
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I don’t care how big of a dick it would make me. I would sell that ball to the highest bidder.
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I have no respect for donors that "pull their money" back and act like it was a mistake. You want my respect? Pull it back, apologize, denounce the candidate's racist views and state publicly you will NEVER donate to her again. That would be something.
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this is what makes me so sad about our system. how anyone can argue against universal healthcare is beyond me. it is a moral issue. count me is as a doc willing to make less money so that everyone has coverage. The richest nation on earth should not function like this.
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She is an absolute rockstar -- intelligent, strong, bold, not afraid to speak her mind. I can't wait until she really breaks through. It is mind boggling to me that she isn't leading the pack.
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I am returning my medical degree and decades of Emergency Medicine experience because Donnie has a hunch. Good enough for me Glenn!
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When your answer involves at one point being “heavy into InfoWars”, that is all I need to hear. 🤦♂️
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Toby eating a salad:
"...I'm eating a salad, ok? I'm doing it. Do I have to know the names? There's no difference between 'em. It's a bowl of weeds...Here I am eating a salad, which by the way you can cover this thing in BBQ sauce & it would still taste like the ground..."
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Donald: Nancy, can we work something out on the whistleblower thing?
Nancy: Sure, I will make sure you get an orange jumpsuit to match your complexion.
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I can live with average citizens not knowing difference between GB and UK, but perhaps the leader of the free world should know? What a total embarrassment. Also, his rambling nonsensical speech is just....SAD!
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I would so love it if PM Trudeau came out and said "I spoke to President Musk and Vice President Trump..."
But, he is a polite Canadian so he won't. But, he should. This repeated disrespect is uncalled for.
Trump on Canada: "I spoke to Governor Trudeau ... they don't have military protection, and you take a look at what's going on out there ... people are in danger ... they need our protection." @atrupar
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Ben Shapiro -- hold my beer.
Louis Gohmert -- hold ALL the beers!!
Brett Kavanaugh -- who said beer?
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Does he EVER fail to answer a question perfectly? Seriously. He has got to be the most authentically thoughtful, decent and articulate politician I have ever seen.
Wow. Pete Buttigieg just responded to Mike Johnson saying his same-sex marriage is the “dark harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy” that will destroy the country.
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When Dr. Fauci eventually goes in front of the Republican House committee, as we know he will, he should wear the Presidential Medal of Freedom around his neck that President Bush gave him, just to be a boss.
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I hope this is all true, but I refuse to get my hopes on for Rapey McForehead receiving justice.
BREAKING:
Two staffers in Matt Gaetz' office say they have evidence that the sex trafficking allegations are true, and that the disgraced congressman's behavior is much worse than publicly known.
This comes as Gaetz makes moves to run for governor.
More to come..
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She is trolling asshat Larry Kudlow because he said Biden is going to make us drink plant based beer, which is, of course, exactly what beer is anyway.
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Not sure who needs to hear this but holding yourself up with your arms and metal braces is not “standing” any more than hanging from a pull up bar with your toes touching the ground is.
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He also allowed minor league quality players to load the bases against him. lol You really love this guy.
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How date CNN do research and background on a story! FoxNews doesn't bother with that nonsense. They just declare him innocent. See how easy it is?
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Actually, no. The ball nicked the outside corner per the computer. Not atrocious and not a ball.
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Just once I want someone to explain to me how you can LOOK at something "strongly." WTF does that mean??? It sounds utterly ridiculous.
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just the idea of this grosses me out. The best way he can show his respects is not fake that he gives a shit and act like he isn't thrilled as F this happened.
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Regardless of the cesspool that Twitter has become, I still find so many entertaining and interesting people on here. Once I started blocking and muting the toxic asshats last year it really helped.
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Seems that is their right, just like it was my right to go buy Nike apparel and sneakers that I didn't really even need yesterday. Something tells me that @nike is going to do alright in this battle. They have done their research. I am a loyal customer from now on.
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100%. There is a massive difference between "I like your new dress" and "that dress really shows off your figure." These are worlds apart. I would even stay away from comments like "that dress looks nice on you" b/c that can be viewed sexually perhaps.
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Bold Prediction: There will be ZERO consequences for their actions. Yeah, I went out on that limb.
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Angry - what “lane” do you think Warren is after? She can’t be left of Bernie. Is she hoping for the moderates to knock themselves off and try to take that lane? Seems like a tough needle to thread.
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Plasma. Very bloody stuff. No one knew how bloody. It comes from blood. Did you know that? No one ever knew that before.
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.@FoxNews has run MULTIPLE stories during the Biden administration about the scandal of Joe going out for ice cream multiple times, framing it as him "not doing his job." Meanwhile, Yam Tits played golf for about half of his term, and watched TV for the other half.
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Yes, but I venture to guess the plan is to have the insurance company reimburse the fed gov't so as to get the project moving as quickly as possible?
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Well, since he has verbal diarrhea, lies constantly, and feels the need to brag about EVERYTHING.....I would say a "gotcha" moment is inevitable.
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