Actor, comedian and all-round nice guy. What an absolute fucking shitshow we are witnessing
The Real Real World.
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If you’re voting for Corbyn because you think he can save the NHS, Abbott can run home affairs, Rayner can run education and McDonnell can strengthen the economy, then I have some magic beans you might be interested in...
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Hope Boris is OK. Really do.
Any snide comments about him being taken to hospital, right now can fuck off.
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Some bastard has stolen my phone from a beer garden and didn’t realise the photos upload to the cloud.
He’s just taken this picture of himself. Please retweet to help me find my phone.
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Be reasonable. Someone “going for a drive because they are bored” May be escaping a domestic violence incident or diffusing tension in their household. You will have a lot more serious issues to deal with if common sense isn’t used.
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You asked for people to tell you his workplace. Then told him he was “finished”. This is online harassment and it is more likely it would be *you* who’d be finished.
He isn’t tweeting in a professional capacity as a representative of his employer. You are.
YOU should apologise.
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My wife applied for a Bounce Back Loan on Thursday. Took less than 10 minutes.
Received the confirmation letter requiring digital signature on Friday and the money was in her account this morning.
Now *that* is why the UK will do well, post-covid, compared to other countries.
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I think the most remarkable thing about this chart is how the Pfizer vaccine stops false positive PCR tests after just over a week.
Can you explain this phenomenon @MichaelYeadon3 or @ClareCraigPath?
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I see the Owen Jones self-made news cycle continues...
1. Owen says something stupid (censor the UK press because of something 12k miles away)
2. Folks call him out
3. He calls them Nazis
4. They call him a cunt
5. He writes articles about them targeting him
Every fucking time.
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Tired of lockdown, tired of homeschooling, tired of not going to the pub to relax, tired of not going away with the very best of mates and tired of this fucking virus.
But even more... I’m tired of absolute cvnts making it worse by spreading absolute bullshit for their own gain.
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🚨🚨 BREAKING: 5PM press conference to declare Covid pandemic over.
Chris Whitty has had a look at Twitter, and an architect and a printer engineer have told him that nearly every bioscientist on earth is wrong.
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OK, Twitter, you have to make a very difficult choice... Both are hideous.
Which would you prefer?
RT for a bigger sample, etc etc.
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Remain in the EU
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Jeremy Corbyn as PM
20,251 votes • Final results
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Getting a hashtag trending would really piss her off... Pearson hasn’t got a leg to stand on, legally or morally.
On the other hand, she has engaged in bullying behaviour, targeted harassment, trying to incite a mob and threatening someone’s livelihood. Classy.
#IStandWithDave
1/n @allisonpearson, columnist whips up a storm against a microbiologist, & threatens legal action, because his abject apologies, multiple, & deletion of tweets, weren't good enough for her.
So let's look at @allisonpearson's record on the truth.
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Thread debunking one of the worst liars of the Septic group:
Smalley is doing what he does. Lying through his teeth. These figures are claimed to be from VAERS. They are all fake.👇
Including the 4000 children vax'd. That's a total lie to bump up his percentages.
Let's look...
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Some swarthy Eastern European-looking bloke robbed my phone and didn’t realise it uploads photos to the cloud.
Please rt to help me get it back
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If you had the choice between saving Piers Morgan from a burning building and half a chocolate digestive, would you go for a dark or milk chocolate digestive?
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The guy engaged in a prolonged bullying campaign against a young researcher (just because he feels she is "too positive") is lecturing people on bullying.
Wow.
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I'll settle it... #gammon is offensive if someone decides to take offence at it. That's up to them.
Just like if I say Lefties are thick bedwetting pricks, who don't understand basic human nature or economics... that's only offensive if they decide to take offence at it.
Fair?
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Have you actually thought about what you are saying here... You complain that people aren't paid enough, then complain when systems are put in place that will increase the low-paid's wages.
You really are thicker than a whale omelette. Just protesting for protesting's sake. 🙄
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Not so. We only need to suppress it back to traceable outbreaks. I predict the capability will be there within 3-4 weeks, based on the speed I've seen labs being set up.
Literally 80+% of people I know in the biotech community is now focussing on this problem in some way.
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The stupidest things I’ve seen so far during #Covid19:
1. Believing China and the WHO
2. Piers Morgan
3. Allowing Cheltenham with massive crowds
4. Panic buying loo roll
5. Assuming tests and PPE can be magicked up
6. Simplistic health economics
7. Open mosques
8. Crowded Tube
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It wasn't unreasonable, but literally EVERYONE has had enough of the sort of Gotcha approach you were taking... So give it a frigging rest.
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Antivax propaganda is carefully delivered to make those who fall for it think they have seen a greater truth, making them very difficult to convince otherwise.
That in itself is gaslighting and is a very dangerous phenomenon.
We need to be better as a society at rooting it out.
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Why would you bleed a radiator at the bottom? 🤦🏼♂️🤷♂️
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Aaaaaaand the fucking dog has eaten about 3/4 of a kilo of perfect leftover roast beef.
Anybody want a free Springer spaniel? Currently avoiding me like the plague. Won’t need feeding for a bit. Comes with free poop bags.
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Fully vaccinated, as of about 40 minutes ago.
Went to the pub and they would not let me in. Outrageous.
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Katie fucking Hopkins.
If that crow-nosed skank isn’t reason enough to stay away, coupled with professional divorcee Looza Fox and cokeheaded convicted thug Tommeh surely is enough?
Fuck these grifters. They do nothing to better Britain. Nothing.
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If you’re railing against 12-18 year olds (and their parents) being *given the choice* to take a proven, safe vaccine, you’re Antivax.
No doubt you claim to be libertarian, but really you’re telling people what they can and can’t do… so basically everything you pretend to hate.
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This is fucking disgraceful.
Absolute fucking rag. Written by talentless, dangerous wankers.
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Of course Churchill had flaws. We all do.
But if you think his flaws outweigh him leading the allies to victory over actual Nazis (I.e. genocidal maniacs, not Trump or Tory voters), then you should probably fuck off. You really should.
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If you think you're having a bad day, my wife has just booked a lodge at Center Parcs for next week. There's about 4 grand down the pan for a week in a big shed.🤦♂️
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Because he'll probably delete it, here you go...😂😂😂
I wonder how his family feel about his sexual preferences being plastered across his ridiculous propaganda site.
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About time some sense was seen. Well done @GreatOrmondSt
There was no criminal activity involved, just a few pious commentators who feel it necessary to dictate how other people behave. Utterly ridiculous.
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Let’s put a couple of things to bed...
1. There has been no govt U turn.2 days ago BoJo told us the response would escalate, so fucking stop retweeting bullshit headlines.
2. People will be immune after recovery, so stop the amateur immunology doom and gloom.
Thanks 👍👍👍
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Yeeeeessssssss.... As sure as day follows night, Allison Pearson is trending for being one of the thickest humans in Great Britain.
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He’s infinitely more successful than you, you shrivelled up bitter little witch 😂😂
And so is Clarkson 😂😂😂
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So, a guy is murdered - on camera - in America. He’s being prosecuted, and hasn’t even gone to court yet... and people in ENGLAND, think it’s ok to smash up shops???
Fuck off.
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If you want a proper laugh, look at "Dr" Sam White's continued mental breakdown on GBeebies...
Which he's managed to record from his phone and forgot to turn off Whatsapp notifications from his local prostitute, before uploading to WWW.
Scroll to 1m28s.
drsamwhite.com/interviews
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Why do I want everyone possible to get the jab?
Because I work for big pharma? No.
Because I am a govt shill? No. (Though happy to be paid, Boris - DM for acct details)
Because I want my local pub to let me stand at the bar, drink beer and talk crap with my friends? YES!
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Anyway, second AZ jab update:
24 hours later, very slightly sore arm. Absolutely nothing else. Feeling chipper.
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I'll believe in socialism the very day that people are queuing to get in to a socialist country, rather than fighting to get out...
I don't think I need to worry.
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Very pleasing... just had a text to tell me that both of my parents are booked in to have their Covid jabs next Friday.
Light at the end of the tunnel for them.
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Over 3700 retweets for a complete and utter lie, that can be entirely debunked within a minute by anyone with internet access.
Unbelievable.
THIS 👇is why social media companies need to act on disinformation.
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I think it's quite cute that people love restrictions so much they want to extend them as long as possible, by encouraging people to mix like nothing is wrong.
Personally, I hate them, so can we keep infections low and get people vaccinated ASAP? I want a pint at a bar.
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And as you will see from the numbers, Joel's dangerous and idiotic lie will make it to a lot more people than this debunking.
The amount of effort that it takes to debunk a single tweet of lies is *massively* disproportionate.
*That* is why social media companies should act.
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Seeing Melville take a proper twitter-kicking is one of the few pleasures on here, at the moment.
Retweet if you agree.
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Morning @LozzaFox, I’m going out on a boat tomorrow, to do some fishing… I hadn’t considered doing this before, but can you tell me what benefits wearing a mask will give me, while at sea? You seem to be a big fan….
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If your science is affected by your political leanings or your stance on Brexit, you’re not a scientist.
That applies to both “sides”.
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Part of me thinks the scammers should be locked up.
Part of me thinks the people who bought this shit should, for their own safety. 😂😂
Scammers sell “anti-5G device” for £339, that’s really just a USB key bbc.com/news/technology-5281…
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640 out of over 52,000 deaths.
Yep, the vaccines work. Very, very well. 👍
There were 640 deaths involving COVID-19 of people who were fully vaccinated between 2 Jan and 2 July 2021.
This includes people who had been infected before they were vaccinated ow.ly/Ox4P50G8GVh
ALT Deaths involving COVID-19 by vaccination status, England
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My dad’s just been taken in to hospital by ambulance. Perfect. 😞
Went for a walk to get a paper and got all disoriented on the way back. Hoping it’s just a touch of dehydration. 🤞
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Emily Thornberry wouldn’t want her children being taught, or her elderly parents looked after, by this woman.
Where is the outrage about that?
For the record, neither would I. That garment has no place in Western society at all.
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Greed is a natural instinct. You’ll never get rid of it. Ever.
Which is why socialism will never, ever work.
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The people that wanted "data, not dates" are now complaining about the data and think the dates should take precedence.
Quelle surprise.
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Hope you had a nice day out.
We went to two pubs, met friends, and had a barbecue.
Can't help but think we won.
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If you’re protesting in London today, against lockdowns that are already being lifted, whilst loads of us are at the pub on a sunny, warm Saturday... you, my idiotic friend, have lost at life.
Go home, punch yourself hard in the face, then tell yourself you’ll be less of a cvnt.
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Just took dad home from hospital.
He’s got a few issues, but seems it might have been a bit of dehydration coupled with his minor heart issue. Octogenarian parents are a worry. 😬
Thanks for all the kind thoughts.👍
My dad’s just been taken in to hospital by ambulance. Perfect. 😞
Went for a walk to get a paper and got all disoriented on the way back. Hoping it’s just a touch of dehydration. 🤞
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This bastard stole my iPhone X and didn’t realise that it uploads pictures to the Cloud.
Please RT to help me get it back.
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Why was Laurence Fox wearing a mask? Outdoors? On his holidays in Greece? Anyone?
I thought he was totally against them?
Or is he really wakeboarding indoors, in oppressed England?🤔
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When I said James Melville was the biggest cvnt on Twitter, I think it is admirable that Laurence Fox saw that as a challenge, rather than a statement.
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These people are making absolutely every aspect of the pandemic worse. And all of it is 100% disingenuous.
They are the scum of the earth, preying on naive people. Absolute shame on them all.
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For the record, I am calling absolute bullshit on a “healthy 32 year old” keeling over and dying at Crawley vaccination centre.
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Usually don’t get annoyed by the weather. I love the changeability of British climate, as a rule.
But I’ll be honest that I’m getting a bit hacked off with cold wet days right now.
Properly hacked off.
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The hat is the same! It’s been tinted slightly, but it’s the same Lenin hat the old Marxist adores so much. Jesus wept
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Before Twitter bans you, @MichaelYeadon3, @clarecraigpath, @fatemperor and other assorted scumbags... I'd just like to make sure you know that real scientists will never, ever forget what you have done to thousands of naive people.
I don't believe in hell, but I wish I did.
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Holy crap, it's true.
If you were in any doubt at all, Mark Drakeford is not fit to hold a public office.
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Wait. What?
How can someone who can’t possibly work volunteer for something like this? I’m confuzzled...
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Quite remarkable that it is only doctors and "scientists" linked to the extremely antivax HART, who are seeing *anything* out of the ordinary regarding vaccinations.
Out of dozens of clinicians I know (inc 3 cardios) not one has seen anything odd. And I have asked most of them.
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If anyone has recently been diagnosed with #coronavirus and is looking for something to pass the time, please join one of the Extinction Rebellion protest groups. They’re a real fun bunch and, being vegans, have virtually no immune system, so you won’t be on your own for long.
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