ALT A series of diagrams of women with the following body shapes: neat hourglass, full hourglass, apple, pear, inverted triangle, rectangle. Under every one is written 'Dress how you like. It's your body.'

ALT People in the real world don't care about parties held in Downing Street during lockdown, House of Commons leader Mark Spencer

ALT A bas relief statue of Archbishop Derek Warlock in Hope Street, Liverpool. It looks like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.

ALT Uncle Colm, the really boring fella from Derry Girls

ALT You gov What things, if any, would you like to see the king and the royal family doing more of? (My answer 'fucking off')

ALT No towel no swim

ALT Matt Le Tissier wagging his finger at someone off-camera.

ALT Caroline Aherne as the comedy chat show host, Mrs Merton

ALT Madonna and child painting, with the baby Jesus looking like he's rolling his eyes in easperation.

ALT David Beckham peeping around a door

ALT A joke Eurovision scoreboard saying the UK can't vote because they can't be trusted.

ALT Telegraph headline - Open the churches for Easter and give everyone hope

ALT Matt Hancock in a black polo neck and blue lanyard, looking smug

ALT Detective Carmichael from Line of Duty, wearing a black polo neck and blue lanyard, looking smug.

ALT The train couple from the Fast Show.

ALT Daily Mail headline: The real-life baby shark! Mutant fish born with a human face

ALT The 5 Reform MPs on a balcony.

ALT Mr Morris, the reactionary old guy from Friday Night Dinner

ALT A picture of Katie Hopkins in front of a Union Jack. Text - "Welcome Katie Hopkins to UKIP"

ALT Human torso found in suitcase Inside Mary Kate Olson's grotesque marriage Which is delivered by McDonald's (heading of an email)

ALT Andrew Tate tweet. I am experiencing brutal nightmares. God is preparing me, to ensure I am not surprised on the battlefield.

ALT Arlene Foster

ALT Front page of Daily Mail - Minister tells Netflix: Warn viewers The Crown is fiction

ALT Daily Mail Brexit result headline - Take a bow, Britain

ALT Headline: Post-Brexit lorry queues could make Kent 'toilet of England'

ALT Keir Starmer with the Aladdin Sane flash on his head. Text - Ch ch ch change

ALT Headline: Why the cast of Stranger Things 3 looks so familiar?

ALT Meet the four people chosen to orbit the earth in the first all-civilian space mission

ALT Priti Patel, Matt Hancock, Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak

ALT Screenshot from Reddit - Carved pumpkins on Sunday. Squirrels ate their faces on Monday.

ALT Sky article. King's coronation: Cross containing 'shards used in Christ's crucifixion' to be used in procession.

ALT When royals marry among themselves, it brings an unexpected peace dividend Torsten Bell The more monarchies across Europe were intertwined, the fewer wars there were

ALT WHO says lab leak theory unlikely but cannot identify animal that carried virus

ALT Jurassic Park child star Ariana Richards looks completely different almost 30 years later.

ALT 'What is your year of birth? For example, if you were born in 1981, enter 1981'

ALT Five arrested after iain Duncan Smith hit on head with traffic cone

ALT Anthony Mangnall consistently voted against improving environmental water quality

ALT The Monty Python dead parrot sketch with the shopkeeper labelled Boris Johnson, the parrot labelled Dominic Cummings and the customer labelled The Uk Public

ALT Painting of a woman in a train carriage with a man hanging over the back of her seat talking. She looks irritated.

ALT Penny Mordaunt with very stiff helmet-like hair;

ALT Mannequins in a shop window that have enormous spherical woven heads with googly eyes

ALT Gillian McKeith tweet - I now identify as the prime minister and declare this country back to the old normal. #TakeOffYourMask

ALT The Withnail and I scene where they're standing in the rain and Withnail says "We've gone on holiday by mistake" but it says "We've bullied colleagues by mistake"

ALT Daily Mail headline about the Windrush generation deportation scandal: Fiasco that shames Britain