An amalgamation of films, sports, superheroes & telling racists to suck their mum @NewSpursOrder 🎙@OldDownbadians 🏉 #RamsHouse 🏈
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He can crack all the jokes with Thierry Henry, Kate Abdo & Micah Richards but Jamie Carragher has shown who he is time and time again.
- supporting Suarez in his racism vs Evra
- the way he spoke on Myles Lewis-Skelly
- and now, his attitudes towards AFCON
He can't trick me.
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This is funny because Georgia tried moving to one of my boys on a night out and Sam was also there.
She even sang in his ear, “did you see what I done? Came with a white man, left with a black one”
Isn't Christmas such a lovely, happy, joyful time of year? Er... NO!
Not when Georgia and Sam are around. Don't miss Love Island: The Christmas Reunion, Monday at 9pm on @itv2.
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Gary Neville talking about professionalism and tone deafness when he was fully aware that Ryan Giggs was passing his sister-in-law around the United squad like a spliff.
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Sky Sports Football
Harry’s ex’s got invited to the wedding but not the after-party?
Man literally said, “come and watch my greatness, then go home”.
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Without sounding like a Cinephile, watching more and more films has made me realise some people don't have the bandwidth or critical thinking skills to understand certain films.
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.@TPAIN needs to drop an album called ‘Check Your DM’s’ with hella’features from artists he accidentally ignored in his DM requests.
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I tend mind my business, not women's business.
But I know if @Oloni did a 'ladies, what were you really doing before you sent that "sorry I fell asleep" text the next morning?' thread - mandem will be coughing blood by Match of the Day.
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“Why are you making the Kurt Zouma thing about racism?”
We didn’t, CHRIS KIRKLAND DID 😂
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It’s so funny that Corbyn calling ‘Treesa a ‘stupid woman’ is causing more outrage than when that Tory MP that said “nigger in a woodpile”.
Jeremy Corbyn appears to mouth 'stupid woman' at Theresa May after she said the Labour party "aren't impressed" with their leader's stance on Brexit.
Follow live politics updates here: po.st/b7tQXc
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Love this honesty from Chuba Akpom, hope it all works out for him.
Hasn’t had much game time but 3 goals in his last 2 appearances off the bench is promising.
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“We both want to get to know her”
USE YOUR OWN TIME EYAL, NOT THE NHS TIME #LoveIsland
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Alexandra came out looking like an Amazonian Sex God and Alex’s first response was, “whys she wearing that?”
Mandem, we need to unite and rush this guy immediately #LoveIsIand
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Had to dig around the quote tweets to find her name but this is quality from @IzzyChr17.
Better analysis than what you hear from the vast majority of Sky Sports pundits, they need her in the studio more often.
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- Mr Brightside
- Wonderwall
- Sex on Fire
- Angels
In the club, these are the caucasian equivalents of Pow, Talkin The Hardest, Stay Schemin and Options.
Cotton-Eyed Joe is also the equivalent to Candy.
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Alex. All that stress you accumulated during your 6-year degree, I beg you just channel it into your fist and punch this tree-hugger in his fucking face #LoveIsland
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Quade Cooper, Danny Cipriani, Kurtley Beale, Finn Russell, Richie Mo'unga & Marcus Smith.
These are the types of players you want to see conducting proceedings, this is how you keep fans and engage new fans.
This is rúgby.
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GUYS. I JUST INFORMED XABI ALONSO ABOUT HIS RETIREMENT MEME 😭😭😭
I can't believe it.
@OhioV1 has told Xabi Alonso that his retirement photo has become the de facto meme for announcing to the world you are no longer single.
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Sherif:
“The same rules did not seem to apply to the other contestants. There was one guy, who I will not name, who repeatedly used the ‘n word’ as he rapped in front of me. He said it two or three times and he was not pulled aside even though the code forbids racist language."
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My mum would NEVER come to see me in the villa.
She would just Skype me sat like this and say, “well, it’s your life o” #LoveIsland
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Wes, Josh and Oluwajack up for elimination?
New Laura, Jack and Dani and Dr Alex are safe?
Fiat 500 Twitter have won the war #LoveIsland
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Katie Price sending Harvey into care?
The woman tried her best, more power to her.
Also, Dwight Yorke is a disgrace.
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Rugby “values” and “respect” only go as far as calling the ref ‘sir’ and shaking hands with someone who just tried to legally beat you up for 80 minutes.
Racism, classism, misogyny and sexism are HUGE problems that rugby secretly doesn’t want to address.
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Despite Alex being sauceless, I rate Adam and Charlie sooooooo much for that. Elite level wingmen #LoveIsland
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Adam dared man and Eyal lipsed his girl.
Energy energy #LoveIsland
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Listen @sheriflanre, you need to let that Nigerian side take over and legally finish these Love Island bosses because this is bullshit.
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The King is back.
Welcome back, Danny Cipriani ✨
🔵⚫⚪ #GallagherPrem
Watch the Gallagher Premiership live on BT Sport
Danny Cipriani's magical passing lit up the Premiership in the 2018/19 season.
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Look at this passage of play please, everything is happening.
Super Rugby Trans-Tasman is just.... *chef’s kiss*
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Love Mikel but with all due respect, when the Nigerian FA stop pissing about and asking the likes of David Alaba to PAY TO PLAY FOR NIGERIA at youth level - then maybe, just maybe, young Nigerians will choose Nigeria first.
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Jude Bellingham got fined €40k for making an honest, truthful statement about a referee who had factually been done for match fixing.
But Borussia Mochengladbach got fined €19k for their fans being racist? Which was reduced from €25k because they said sorry?!
OUTRAGEOUS.
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Some of you fools assume I’m an Arsenal fan because I’ve referenced Lewis-Skelly.
I’m actually a Spurs fan, I just know that some things are bigger than weird cult like behaviours.
Anyway, here’s Uncle Ian spitting the truth.
“Is there ever a tournament more disrespected than the Africa Cup of Nations? There is no greater honour than representing your country. The coverage is completely tinged with racism.” - Ian Wright, December 2021.
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Bro hadn’t even tweeted about Cherki once since April this year.
I’m all for player appreciation but the fickleness combined with recency bias is crazy.
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The edits they’re showing of Jacques and what Remi has told us what he’s like, these producers are CARRYING Jacques to the final #LoveIsland
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"Don't cry again because that's why we're in this situation"
Low-key emotional abuse there by Liv 👍🏾 #LoveIsland
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“Poor Laura”, “Laura is handling this so well”, “Team Laura”.
But when she was biting Wes’ head off for no reason, creating arguments out of nowhere, and acting like a petulant bitch what were you all saying then? #LoveIsland
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“And no one asked me if I was OK afterwards, so where is the duty of care?
“Another time a load of the girls were slapping my bum and no one questioned them. But what would have happened to me if I had slapped a girl’s bum? It is double standards."
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*deep breath*
English Rugby's refusal to wholeheartedly accept it's problems with classism and covert racism are the reason why @Jason15Robinson - the first black captain of the England Men's Rugby team - is only getting his deserved recognition in 2020.
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*Players get racially abused by fans*
“They’re not real fans”
*Fans boo the knee against racism*
“They’re not real fans”
*Fans attack black people, vandalise Wembley, streets and each other*
“They don’t represent England”
Yes they are and yes, they do.
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Imagine how many more mandem would play rugby if the sport as a whole let personality shine like this.
Go get it young kings.
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Another reminder of why I never buy into Piers Morgan pulling up on government officials on GMB.
This is who he is.
BREAKING: Harry & Meghan have announced they’re pregnant and released this cheesy photo of themselves to ensure the media gives the story about their private life more prominence - in their latest courageous effort to stop the same media focusing on their private life. 👇
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Accidentally (lightly) kicking Molly in the poomps during a playfight and jokingly calling it a 'cunt punt' with Tommy....and gets kicked out for using the word 'cunt'?
What is this madness?
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Seeing we’re allowing Ernest Jones to seek a trade proper shocked me.
But Omar Speights has been SO GOOD in pre-season, so I understand the logic. As opposed to paying Jones.
Ben Fennell
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I don’t even mean it as an insult.
It’s the same with certain music and art in general. Some people just don’t “get it”.
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The England rugby captain has posted me on his England story with no context.
What a life I lead 😂
Lmaoooo @maroitoje is every Englishman right now
Absolutely incredible that @OhioV1 is now a global meme
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“I dOnT wAnT tO seE hIm gET hURt”, noooo you don’t want him to leave you on your ones #LoveIsland
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So someone was racist, got reported for it and killed themselves because they couldn’t handle the backlash?
It is with sadness Chester FC has been made aware of the tragic death of the individual involved.
We have disabled comments out of respect and the immediate thoughts of everyone at the club are with his family and friends.
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Tommy & Curtis bopping into the villa to steal people’s babes like #LoveIsIand
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Whenever Keisha & Becky Remix comes on, Tion Wayne’s verse makes me believe that even I have to repent for numerous cheffings.
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This Joe Marler incident and the fallout surrounding it is very, very funny.
Let me try and explain why.
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Once Theo secures Tyla fully, Jonny is going to call him a nigger. I've said it #LoveIsland
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It’s actually so delicious that the Fiat 500 favourites have taken L’s and those they hated are upped.
Old Laura, ditched.
Georgia, exposed.
Jack & Dani, only together for the show.
Yet Josh & Kaz and Megan & Wes are active.
Inject me, right now.
#LoveIslandReunion
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So Jack’s age is a problem but you wanted 20 year old Wes to give you mixed race children?
Yeah cool Laura #LoveIsland
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Got a warning for calling Amber a 'lightie' and a warning for saying the word 'rape' whilst having a conversation about consent.
But wait a minute....
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Nah I need you to hear me loud and clear, because some of you didn’t hear me the first time.
FUCK Stuart Hogg and shame on anyone that was giving him opportunities when it was BAIT he was moving nuts with his ex-wife.
Absolute cretin if a man.
😳 Hogg also sent over 200 messages in a couple of hours to his ex-wife after their breakup, and stalked her location…
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She’s playing a game because she doesn’t fancy you? You’re a 27 year old man that can’t tell a woman isn’t feeling him and needs pressure from 12 other people to attempt to kiss her, dickhead #LoveIsland
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Eyal’s chakras are going to be RATTLED when he gets 284 notifications from his boys and they’re all ‘Bro, isn’t this Megan? Attachment: Image’ #LoveIsland
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Pls pls, bossman in Edmonton Green Shopping Centre can unlock it.
EXCLUSIVE:
Boris Johnson has been unable to give the Covid inquiry Whatsapp messages from his old iPhone because he has forgotten passcode
Government security experts trying to establish if they can stop the iPhone erasing itself if passcode is wrong
thetimes.co.uk/article/boris…
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Seeing people on the TL get engaged after a year or two.
Sometimes when you know (and you have the pees), you know.
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This picture encapsulates what I like about Batman vs Superman.
The film was about how the world would react if Superman was real. They’d be scared of him, they’d hate him and try to control him.
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Do I like Ramz - Barking? No.
Have trash songs topped the chart in the past? Yes.
Do I want Ramz to be No.1 because he’s from ends? You’re damn right I do.
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I swear to God, if it wasn’t for:
- actually like playing rugby
- finding Black Rugby Twitter
- playing in a diverse youth system with a culturally aware coach
- having humble, respectable seniors at both my university teams
I would detest rugby and it’s general community.
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Alexandra put on that lingerie expecting to wrap her legs around a man’s head, get choked with elite levels of eye contact and throw it back with her hair getting pulled.
Not a one way ticket to Spoon City #LoveIsIand
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OluwaJack throwing jabs at Old Laura whilst telling the truth. Inject it into my veins #LoveIsIand
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Tears in my fucking eyes man.
Listen to that scream when King T’Challa comes through.
Scott Gustin
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She stared him down like she just hit a buzzer beater 3 from the logo at Madison Square Garden.
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“Not opening up to guys”
“What’s wrong with that?”
LEANNE IS A REAL GHANAIAN 😂😂 #LoveIsland
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When Kane comes deep because there's minimal creativity and nobody is getting him the ball, you complain.
When Kane stays in the No.9 position and doesn't get the ball, you people complain.
Pick one.
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In a world where Halle Berry was racially abused by her white ex-husband and father of her child (Gabriel Aubry), people still think “I have black friends” & “I’ve slept with a black man/woman” disqualifies them from being racist.
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A racist attack, institutional racism and police corruption in the death of a black man.
Definitely some Stephen Lawrence inspiration in this Lawrence Christopher storyline.
#LineOfDuty
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She vacated one bed and entered another. If Zeus doesn't strike this jezebel down with holy ghost fire #LoveIsland
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Marvel Studios please, we need a post-credits funeral scene after Avengers 4 with all past and present the MCU heroes & villains.
X-Men & Fantastic Four included.
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Then tell Exeter Chiefs to pattern up.
Nobody should face racism or abuse for doing their job.
We are united with @england against all forms of racism.
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Jess after 3 days: "I'm proper falling for him"
Jess right now: "it's only been a week"
I'm gonna loooooooose it #LoveIsIand
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6 week ban, with 4 of them suspended. So technically a 2 week ban.
For Joe Marler that called Samson Lee a gypsy boy in 2016.
For Joe Marler that was touching up Alun Wyn Jones’ genitals in 2020.
Absolute rubbish, give him the full 6 bruv.
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MIND YO BUSINESS! LET ME LIVE (Vine by @ILLCapitano94) vine.co/v/eWzJEApxMEd
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1st home game of 2016, only one way to do it for the supporters #BelieveInYourBludclartBarber #LetTheFadeBeWithYou
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WHO DOES ALEX THINK HE IS? PLACING GIRLS ON THE SUBS BENCH 😂😂😂😂 #LoveIsIand
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