I hope everyone takes a moment today to remember Saman Gunan, the Thai Navy Seal that died making sure the kids stuck in the cave had enough oxygen so that today's rescue would even be possible. #ThaiCaveRescue
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Steak-umm is taking it to Neil deGrasse Tyson and I am here for this battle of the titans.
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There is nothing that Serena Williams can't do.
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Well that's just awkward.
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This video of Trump praising Pelosi and saying W Bush should've been impeached for lying is so great I can't stand it.
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This Mikhail Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial is what historians will someday say marked the real end of the cold war and is a masterpiece.
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A shout-out to the Trumpers that called the bombs a false flag liberal hoax: Ann Coulter James Woods Geraldo Rivera Candace Owens Bill Mitchell Rush Limbaugh Michael Savage Lou Dobbs Mike Flynn Jr. Dinesh D'Souza Kurt Schlichter Laura Loomer Jacob Wohl Take a bow- you earned it.
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Joe Rogan: I'm not putting that COVID vaccine in my body! Who knows what it could do? Also Joe Rogan: I got COVID so I took monoclonal antibodies, Ivermectin, Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies, Z-Pak, some pills I found stuck in the cabinet, steroids, and long expired Crystal Pepsi.
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Here's another clip of how great Norm Macdonald was at taking the most awkward comedy and making it so funny you couldn't help but laugh. Norm is doing a bit about Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter) dying... 10 days after it happened.
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I never heard the story of ex-Army veteran Rick Rescorla before, but what he did saved so many on September 11th - a true hero. #NeverForget
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Scientists have just released the first known pictures of an actual black hole. The gravity is so strong that no treats can escape, and it sucks people in from long distances to give belly rubs. #EHTBlackHole
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Donald Trump basically cutting a campaign ad after the 2008 election for his lifelong friends, the Clintons. Wow. nitter.app/Parker9_/status/790323…
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Trump tweets an American flag after the killing of Suleimani. Adviser to Iran's Supreme Leader tweets Iran's flag after launching missiles at US air base. World leaders trolling each other on Twitter following military attacks is what we voted for apparently.
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I'm a Bulls fan for life, but this video of Giannis reacting to this fan giving him drawings she made of him made me a Giannis Antetokounmpo fan for life. How can you not root for @Giannis_An34?
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When you get a 5% raise but inflation is 6.2%
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This clip from the Daily Show of people fighting against seat belt mandates in the 80s is absolutely surreal from start to finish given today's climate on both masks and COVID vaccines.
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Please just hook this video of Lindsey Graham saying it would be a good test for Republicans if one of their own was up for impeachment directly into my veins.
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And I just realized that Steak-umm casually dropped "misteaks" into the reply while hypnotizing me with epistemology talk. This is a masterpiece and we are witnessing greatness. #misteaks
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Support for witnesses in the Senate impeachment trial: Quinnipiac 75 Monmouth 80 Reuters 72 CNN 69 AP/NORC 68 WaPo 71 That's an average of 73%! Republicans are blocking witnesses while admitting Trump engaged in a quid pro quo. Will voters punish them in November for it?
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To be clear: If Republicans hadn't blocked efforts in WI/MI/PA to count mail-in votes early, we would have known last night that Biden was going to win MI/WI. They knew exactly what they were doing, and Trump is now inciting his supporters based on lies, lies, and more lies.
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Candidates I would definitely vote for: Klobuchar Biden Candidates I might vote for: Buttigieg Bloomberg Candidates I will never vote for: Sanders Warren Trump I really don't think Democrats realize (or care about) how many moderates they will lose if they nominate Sanders.
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Average deaths per year from the flu (past 9 years) in the US: 37,461 Deaths from coronavirus in just the last ~6 weeks after incredible lockdowns/isolation across the country: 40,000+ There are not strong enough words for the idiots who keep screaming this is "just the flu."
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Wednesday morning update on Biden's leads: AZ: 13K GA: 14K NV: 37K PA: 48K He leads Trump nationally by over 5.1 million and rising. Biden holds the largest vote share (50.8%) for a challenger since FDR in 1932. This is not a close race and Biden's lead will continue to grow.
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Twitter in real life
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Two weeks later update on Biden's leads: AZ: 10K GA: 14K WI: 20K NV: 34K PA: 83K MI: 147K Biden now leads Trump nationally by 5.8 million and is the only candidate to ever hit 79 million votes. And Trump's lawyers are now 1 for 25 in their attempts to overturn the results.
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This clip of Bob Dole and Norm Macdonald a week after Dole lost in 1996 is so great and it's beyond sad to lose both of them this year.
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Bill Clinton never disappoints
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NARRATOR: This has happened over 60 times in the last 100 years.
The GDP Rate (4.2%) is higher than the Unemployment Rate (3.9%) for the first time in over 100 years!
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Biden now leads in WI with almost no path for Trump to overtake him in the state. Biden now leads in MI and most outstanding votes should be be favorable to him. Biden leads NV with only mail-in votes from 11/3 and on yet to be counted. Trump is not going to win reelection.
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This is the messaging that should be in every deep red area where vaccination rates are low.
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I had never heard the story of ex-Army veteran Rick Rescorla until a few years ago. What he did saved so many on September 11th even as he gave his own. Rick is a true hero and a source of inspiration we can all use these days. #NeverForget
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Nickelback had Trump's video taken down for copyright infringement.😂 Trump got owned by Nickelback as the entire world laughs. If that's not worthy of impeachment, I don't know what is.
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Friday morning update on Biden's leads: AZ: 12K GA: 14K WI: 21K NV: 37K PA: 60K MI: 146K Biden now leads Trump nationally by 5.4 million and is the only candidate to ever hit 78 million votes. It only felt close because Republicans blocked efforts to count mail-in votes early.
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ABC/Ipsos poll: 70% of Americans believe Trump did something wrong 57% want him impeached 51% want him impeached *and* removed from office 21% made that decision this after last weeks hearings Those are some terrible numbers for Trump after just one week of public hearings.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
It's real... unless Getty is a fake photo service now.
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My (five year old) kid wants his dog to be a social media star, so he's declared if this picture gets 10,000 RTs/Likes that he (his parents) will make her a pancake dinner. He's really excited about this... I had to talk him down from a million. 😂
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Trump canceled a meeting with Denmark because he was upset at how they rebuffed his idea to sell Greenland to the USA, but actually invited the leaders of the Taliban to meet with him at Camp David just days before 9/11? Just think about how insane that is.
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33 years ago today, the nation was rocked by the deadly terrorist plot unfolding at Nakatomi Plaza. Thanks to the bravery of Officer John McClane and Sergeant Al Powell, the terrorists were stopped and we celebrate their story and friendship every Christmas.
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Lol it's even worse with video! 😂😂 Trump to seven year old that called in to talk to Santa: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?" You just can't make this up!
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Gallup- Job approval upon hitting 60 days in office: Carter 75 Reagan 60 HW Bush 56 Clinton 53 W Bush 58 Obama 63 Trump... 37
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Just last year Nickelback played a sold out show at the BOK in Tulsa. Tonight Donald Trump couldn't even fill it with free tickets.
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Nothing says protesting white supremacists like burning a statue dedicated to the president that ended slavery.
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The Biden campaign dropping a nuclear bomb on Mayor Pete today. This is the most brutal ad I've seen in a long time.🔥😂 nitter.app/JoeBiden/status/122618…
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People who admitted Trump used Ukraine aid to force investigations to help Trump in 2020: Rudy Giuliani Bill Taylor Gordon Sondland Mick Mulvaney Donald Trump The "transcript" told us that Trump did it. Those around him tell us he meant it. Will the Senate do anything about it?
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The fact that over 5x as many Republicans votes to strip Liz Cheney of her committee roles (61) than Marjorie Taylor Greene (11) really is all you need to know about the GOP in 2021. Trump might be gone, but his disciples are carrying on his work in the GOP.
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This is how you address Trump getting COVID even if you oppose him in every other way. ->
God bless the president and the first lady. If you pray, please pray for their speedy and complete recovery — and for everyone infected, everywhere. This virus is horrific and merciless — no one would wish its wrath on anyone. We must get its spread under control. Enough.
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I love how it's the gorilla's mom that puts a stop to this as the boy's parent records on their phone.
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I could watch this dog's reaction all day
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Support for witnesses in the Senate #ImpeachmentTrial in recent polls: CNN 69-26 Quinnipiac 66-17 WaPo/ABC 71-22 Morning Consult 57-24 Republicans are absolutely going against the will of the people here, and voters will now get to decide if they'll make them pay for it in Nov.
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Gallup: 72% of adults wear a mask 'always' or 'very often' when outside of the home. Breakdown by party ID: Democrats 94% Independents 68% Republicans 46% 27% of Republicans say they *never* wear a mask when outside the house. Tribalism in politics is a really dangerous thing.
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Can someone explain to me why we should lower the voting age to 16 because teenagers are so incredibly strong and bright, yet we're also not allowed to question anything they say because they're too fragile to handle fact checking and legitimate debate?
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Trump tonight: "I never called John a loser" Video: Trump calling John McCain a loser
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
....John a loser and swear on whatever, or whoever, I was asked to swear on, that I never called our great fallen soldiers anything other than HEROES. This is more made up Fake News given by disgusting & jealous failures in a disgraceful attempt to influence the 2020 Election!
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Alternate headline: Just 0.0027% of those fully vaccinated against COVID have been hospitalized. Or: COVID vaccine 99.73% effective against hospitalization. Do better, @CNBC - this headline is clickbait for the anti-vaxx crowd.
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I'd be careful mocking an $18/week tax cut for working families. That $18/week could be a swimming lesson, an afternoon at the movies, school supplies, or an every-other-week dinner out for the family. What might seem little to you might feel like a bonus to many others.
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One of the unknown heroes of September 11th is ex-Army veteran Rick Rescorla, who got his employees out safely and then went back in to make sure everyone else got out too, dying when the tower collapsed. #NeverForget
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This (real) video from GE on how to reset their "C" light bulbs is the most incredible how-to video you'll ever see. They want to see how far they can push their customers before they snap. piped.video/1BB6wj6RyKo
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Quinnipiac - 2020 head to head matchups vs Trump: Bloomberg 51-42 Sanders 51-43 Biden 50-43 Klobuchar 49-43 Warren 48-44 Buttigieg 47-43 If these are Trump's numbers after his "best week ever," he's going to have a really bad time in November. Absolutely brutal poll for Trump.
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Donald Trump did not develop or create the COVID vaccines. Joe Biden did not develop or create the COVID vaccines. If you want to thank someone, thank the scientists and pharmaceutical companies who were able to create one so quickly and for the advances in medical technology.
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Mike Pence has as many Tour de France titles as you do.
I can’t drop many people on a bike these days but I just blew the fuckin’ doors off Mike Pence on a Nantucket bike path. Day. Made.
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Twelve hours apart.
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Rolling Stone ran a story that they could've debunked with a single phone call. They didn't make that phone call because they wanted it to be true and because it went viral and got clicks. And they'll keep doing it because no one will hold them accountable.
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Just how dishonest was Gaetz's stunt? "Among the Republicans who joined the protest, 12 of them are members of the Oversight or Foreign Affairs committees... *meaning they have been allowed to sit in on all depositions held in the SCIF.*" Embarrassing. buzzfeednews.com/article/add…
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Whoever runs the Steak-umm account is not backing down and I'm enjoying this way too much.
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These are true and verifiable with a quick Google search: 1. COVID-19 originated in China 2. The Chinese government actively tried to cover it up, leading to faster/wider spread 3. The Chinese govt is now trying to blame the US and curry favor with our allies It's that simple.
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A golden statue of Trump is as good a summary of CPAC as one could possibly make. nitter.app/WilliamTurton/status/1…
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This is how it all begins and you all know it nitter.app/BillCorbett/status/906…
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Seriously - we've got Steak-umm talking epistemology on Twitter over a stupid Neil deGrasse Tyson tweet and we're witnessing greatness in real time.
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Happy one year anniversary to this Trump tweet where he declared COVID "very much under control in the US."
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Trump's campaign has filed lawsuits in states where he had a lead and wanted the vote counting stopped: MI, GA, and PA. Trump's campaign has *not* filed lawsuits in the two key states where they are behind Biden as votes get counted: AZ and NV Tells you all you need to know.
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Totally normal response to a legitimate question. nitter.app/TylerrKnightt/status/1…
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YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THE CRYING GIRL ON THE COVER OF TIME MAGAZINE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY SEPARATED FROM HER MOTHER? DID YOU EVEN BOTHER TO CHECK BEFORE YOU PUT THE IMAGE UP ON THE COVER WITH WELCOME TO AMERICA? YOU'RE JUST GIVING TRUMP MORE AMMO ABOUT THE 'FAKE NEWS MEDIA!'
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That Sully was only with George H.W. Bush for six months makes him sleeping next to his casket all the more amazing, you soulless monster.
Sully H.W. Bush is a service dog who had been with the president for six months, not his lifelong companion: slate.trib.al/Z5BiEye
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Funny that Trump never wants to "take the blue states out" when he talks about growth in jobs, wealth, or the economy as a whole.
Praising his own virus response as deaths near 200,000, Trump says, "if you take the blue states out, we're at a level I don't think anybody in the world would be at."
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Summary of recent polls of how many Republicans believe the election was stolen from Donald Trump: USA Today/Suffolk: 73% Quinnipiac 76% Gallup 83% CNN 75% Monmouth 72% Fox News 68% These numbers are a barrier to any unity in the country, and this was all cultivated by Trump.
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DO YOU WANT TO BE THE CHAIRMAN OF THE PATRIOT PARTY?!
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Nothing says you're in touch with the people you're preaching to like wearing a sweatshirt saying 'Poverty is Sexist' that costs $380.
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Just a reminder that Trump initially stopped this move due to the public outcry, and then snuck it back in when he assumed everyone had forgotten. What a horrible thing to do.
JUST IN: Trump ends Obama-era ban on importing sport-hunted elephant trophies hill.cm/nKX3c6c
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This is my favorite Larry King clip and it's not even close. A true legend. nitter.app/thedubbleb/status/1344…
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Me after clicking on #FakeMelania thinking there was nothing to it
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Trump claims his poll numbers have gone up 17 points in the last few days. Rasmussen, Ipsos and Gallup are the only polls that have come out over the last 3-4 days - Trump's approval fell in all three.
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New NYT/Siena swing state polls: WI: Biden 49, Trump 38 MI: Biden 47, Trump 36 PA: Biden 50, Trump 40 FL: Biden 47, Trump 41 AZ: Biden 48, Trump 41 NC: Biden 49, Trump 40 Joe Biden increased his lead in every state since their last poll, with massive jumps in WI/MI/PA/NC.
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It is reprehensible to post this clip without noting that Trump was asked a question about the MS-13 gang members crossing the border. This quote is flying around without that extremely important context, and that does not happen by accident.
President Trump during California #SanctuaryCities Roundtable: "These aren't people. These are animals." Full video here: cs.pn/2INPSJ4
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Since Trump took office three years ago, the United States has added $3.3 *trillion* to the national debt. Under Trump, the debt has grown: $3 billion per day $125 million per hour $2 million per minute $35,000 per second This is what conservatism looks like in 2020.
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In the last 24 hours we've seen people go nuclear on Garth Brooks for wearing a Barry Sanders jersey while thinking it was a Bernie Sanders endorsement, and 38% refuse to drink Corona beer because of the coronavirus. Never forget that their votes count just as much as yours. 😂
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Yes, there's audio of Trump patting himself on the back for having the tallest building in Manhattan after the WTC fell on September 11th.
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Morning Consult/Politico poll: 52% of voters support Donald Trump being impeached against 43% who oppose it. 51% support the Senate removing him while 42% oppose. Independents support removal 47-40. This poll was taken entirely after the impeachment vote on Wednesday.
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Once again Trump manufactures a crisis, gets absolutely nothing in return, and folds after failing to get a deal. Every. Single. Time.
President Trump has indicated he will sign stimulus bill into law, averting shutdown washingtonpost.com/us-policy…
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The Gulf of Mexico looks like an apocalyptic movie because a valve on a submarine line burst. Absolutely insane.
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Everyone is running for their lives and he catches it like it's coming at him in slow motion. Amazing.
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Still my all time favorite three-act play on Twitter.
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As a small business that has been severely damaged by Trump's tariffs this year, I can promise you there is no world in which his plans lower costs. I spent years trying to source some of our items in the US for many reasons, and every time we found one of two things...
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[November 18, 2029] Kid: Dad - when did our country become so united and started actually working together again? Me: Ten years ago a man named Eric Swalwell ripped a fart so amazing on TV that both parties got together to post memes, literally transcending politics. #fartgate
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It would be absolutely criminal to forgive a single dollar of student loan debt without fixing the out of control costs of a college education. Forgiving debt without fixing the underlying problem only rewards those who started the fire in the first place.
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Trump one year ago today on COVID: "It's going to disappear one day. It’s like a miracle - it will disappear."
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What exactly is Trump trying to do here while Hillary is answering a question. #debate
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The most understandable explainer of NFTs you'll ever see.
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