🀍 Dog owner 🐢 🀍 Book lover πŸ“– 🀍 Scented candle makerπŸ•― 🀍 Aspiring Farmer 🚜 🀍 Scorpio πŸ‘‘

Lusaka, Zambia
I don't like how as a NHIMA patient you are treated like a second class citizen in these hospitals. Once you mention you have private medical insurance the way they light up and suddenly start treating you like VIP... lmao! Wow.
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So I got into my favourite jumpsuit lelo and my workmate asked "Nanga ma scrubs ene wavala ayo? Ni Careers Day?". 😭😭😭
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Ka throwback 🀭
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Once upon a time we used to buy live chickens at K25 πŸ˜”.
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Sometimes the best clothes are found at the thrift store/market.
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Hey everyone, I lost my account @NovemberQueen_. I am trying to find & follow as many of my previous followers as possible in case u come across this tweet please follow me, I will def fb also help by RTing so it can reach more people can find me will greatly appreciate it πŸ™πŸΎ
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Changing my wardrobe as I gain weight, lol! No make-up lelo, we try tomorrow πŸ’€
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If France loses I'll send nudes.
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πŸ’’ nesday
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"Tourist killed in Iraq..." Wtf goes to tour in Iraq?!?
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Someone captured me off guard ku plantation πŸ˜‚
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Quote this tweet with a picture of yourself you took in May.
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Loving my single girl era πŸ₯°πŸ’ƒπŸΎ
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πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š
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The month of May saw a girl buy her first car. I am so proud of myself. I am growing and so is my mindset and plans. I love who I am becoming.
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"There's no loadshedding. Who's been loadshedded?" - HH
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Why not just divorce your wife and grant her full custody of the kids so you are free to do whatever you like?
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A good husband comes from God but a good wife comes from Lusaka. πŸ’―
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Lusaka IVF clinic pays K5,000 for an egg (per cycle) for women aged between 18-22 years. Do what thou wilt with this information.
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Mary upon hearing Jesus will be crucified
Imagine if bible characters were Zambian.
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A November baby πŸŽ‚πŸ₯³
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"Zambia's President is a close friend of my friend." - #GoldMafia
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For Mwine Mushi to be on Netflix πŸ•―πŸ•―πŸ•―
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Your crush finally texted back, your fifth emoji is your reaction.
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Solo dates ❀
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Me and my immune system watching at all of you panick and catch flu every 3 mins.
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Tribe: Ushi/Tonga/Lozi Kids: 0 Age: 42
Tribe: Nsenga Kids: Pending Age: 21
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Solo dates ❀
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And the weekend begins...
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Quote this tweet with you in black & white. πŸ–€πŸ€
Quote this tweet with you in black & white. πŸ–€πŸ€
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So mailo niku nchito.
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Happy birthday dad. We don't always see eye-to-eye (mainly cause we are both stubborn people) but you will always be my biggest supporter πŸŽ‚πŸ₯³πŸ™ŒπŸΎ.
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We're Fridaying nalelo
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Yango Drivers and never having change for cash transactions 🀝🏾.
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The Flag The Face
the flag/the face: πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² edition let's have it.
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Replying to @BCherich
9. The facecard of the year?
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The black guy on the poster looked like a last minute addition for diversity purposes. That doesn't look like running attire.
Seriously? Is this event for foreign runners only or why is it charged in US-Dollars?
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It all went wrong when they brought salt and gunpowder to our rulers all wrapped and sealed with a religious kiss.
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Good morning 😁
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If someone had to get you one thing for Christmas what would it be?
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Nadia's Sharwama is now K55??? Dafaq?!?
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Teachers and Medical personnel are a blessing and they don't get appreciated enough πŸ™ŒπŸΎβ€
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Spent my first New Year celebration with my dad for the first time in over 11 years. Then Grandma (mum's mother) called him and they spoke for the first time in over 27 years. My family is finally healing y'all. I feel blessed πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™πŸΎ.
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With the Burj Kalinganga and 99 others.
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Happy women's day to all my ladies! Wishing you more love, A long and soft life. May we be more rested in our femininity. And may we be blessed with and attract that which belongs to us. ❀❀❀
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Replying to @AdesolaBlessin9
6. Show us a picture of you at the beginning of the year and now
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We need to put more effort when it comes to designing some of these buildings. Its like we just take the lazy approach and stick to rectangles and square plans.
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πŸŽ‚πŸ₯°
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TBT: during one of my numerous quarantine moments πŸ˜‚
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Simmer down Sunday πŸƒπŸ‚
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Replying to @AdesolaBlessin9
20. That no filter picture, let’s see it
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I need to get used to Malawi prices that pop-up on my TL cause ha... 🀣
Rice with Soya pieces K1,200 only Make your orders for tomorrow 🫢🏽
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We'll be eating nsima ya Rwanda... litterally.
Rwanda is donating 1,000 tonnes of maize to Zambia. Zambia in May announced that we needed about "738,000 metric tonnes of maize to meet the food needs of individuals impacted by drought over the next 14 months".
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Let's not abuse 'Ultra-modern'... the building is Standard at best.
The ultra-modern Livingstone Intercity Bus Terminus.
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What are you reading now?
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About go for morning errands. Say hi to our dedicated driver Mr. Kabwe. Let's keep pushing πŸ’ͺ🏾
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I'll be 25 years old every year till my wedding day. I'm turning 30 on my wedding day. Fuck math.
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Why's my Social Security Number suddenly invalid? 🧐
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Spell your name but for each letter select the first word that comes on your predicted text. Here's mine: K - Kindly A - Asking N - Not T - To U - Update
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Hi πŸ‘‹πŸΎ I'm Ushi, Bisa, Tonga and Lozi, I speak Bemba, Tonga and Nyanja (with a little chewa too) πŸ˜….
Hi πŸ‘‹πŸΎ I’m Tonga/Lozi, I can speak Lozi but not TongaπŸ’€
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How many books are you planning to read this year? Cc: @CurateReads @GreyMatterZM
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A deal is a deal guys... enjoy ❀
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I emailed a client her official documents. She thanked me and proceeded to invite me for a one night stand 😭
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Someone educate me on where the tax we pay goes? If possible, with a simplified breakdown of how it is utilised by ZRA? Pantu I feel like we pay alot of tax and we don't see much being done by ZRA (besides them having ridiculous salaries).
Pay tax if you want to live in a civilised society - ZRA By Chamuka Shalubala diggers.news/?p=170913&utm_s…
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4:44 at 4:44 πŸ‘ŒπŸΎπŸ€
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A bitch gotta hustle and work.
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My login details a finally here, how much is a helicopter?
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I want kids but I am terrified of labour. If I suffer this much with cramps what more labour? I want kids... but without the labour pains. And no I don't want a surrogate I want to carry full term and experience my pregnancy in full... the labour part is where I have a problem.
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Imagine if the person in that car is a head of HR and they're hiring elo ninshi they have UNZA applicants on their table? Those applicants may be affected. They may not be hired not because they failed their interviews but because of this. πŸ₯²
VIDEO: #Mwebantu, exercise caution along Great East Road, near UNZA, it seems there is a viva. Use alternative routes!!
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What time are we knocking off? Nalema 😩
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Perfume is part of an outfit.
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It was a great session today and was honoured to have finally met the guest speaker @Mafipe.
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I am finding it hard to believe Megan Markle is 43% Nigerian. Anyone whose done genetics at G12 level knows this cannot be possible.
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'We misled the President' And yet no one seems to be stepping down? Nah, people need to be fired if they can't have enough integrity to step down.
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The hair has been tucked away now we focus.
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We made it πŸ™ŒπŸΎ 5k! Thank you πŸ₯Ίβ€
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What happened to Muliokela? Is he still with us?
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Do civil servants have daily/monthly and annual targets and are they appraised in anyway?
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Speaking of Brighton... has there been any update concerning his case?
WHAT A START TO THE SECOND HALF! πŸ”₯
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Where's that tweep who was looking for people who can run with bags of rice at night? It's urgent 😭
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Is it just me or Lozi ladies don't wear their traditional white bracelets these days?
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Tweetus deletus 🀣🀣🀣
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Tizamuziba yesu πŸ˜‚. Did they say when the loadshedding is expected to end? #Zesco
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No, it's not invasive or draconian. A temporary vasectomy prevent you from having unwanted kids for upto 8yrs. And it's reversible.
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Quote this with a black and white picture of you. πŸ€—
Quote this with a black and white picture of you . 😁
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How's work going peasants? 😎
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I think Banoko na bawiso balikwete imititi mubwamba paku kupanga, stanyoko.
Replying to @BBCWorld
WHAT ARE THOSE GLASSES BRUHπŸ’€
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To all who are working this week... Love and Light πŸ˜‚.
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Fellow nkungulumes what did we have for supper?
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