Traducteur. Rum enthusiast. Born in the 716. Livin in the 530. Not here for your racist bullshit. Fuck/Trump.
Langley, VA Not CIA HQ
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It’s not really mansplaining unless it comes from the maines plaines region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling douchebaggery.
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Dude’s looking his mortality in the eye and she has to shit on the Jets and post it for clout talk about kicking a guy when he’s down
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My wife found this old cocoa butter stick in a cool metal(?) container—is it worth anything?
Sorry for the image qualify this must be a bad connection
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#FreeLiamNissan is trending, you guys!
I wonder what that's all about #ApartheidClyde
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Thanks NAFO for constantly telling me how fucked my country is, I wouldn’t have noticed otherwise you can shut up now
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Despite NAFO propaganda to the contrary, War Gonzo is definitely not dead as evidenced by a picture taken today.
A big PR disaster for NAFO.
#nafocrime #NAFO #article5 #hashtag
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Hey Ukraine since we secured the bread how about blowing up some russian shit tonight in celebration?
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NATO spies have been spotted deep behind Russian lines to conduct sabotage in advance of expected counter offensive.
Real PR disaster for NAFO.
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Sad news to report: US Army (NATO) Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce, 4077th M*A*S*H* unit, was killed in Free Belgorod, while trying to bang a married nurse.
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Why do people take self-defense classes when they should just take handing over their wallet classes?
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Can somebody please explain to me how I've seen more footage of DJT Jr coked to the gills than I've ever seen of the war of 1812?
Make it make sense.
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I have it on good authority that EM-50s are on their way to Ukraine!
Pictured here at a secret base in Germany guarded by elite NATO troops
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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever unfollowed a bunch of people you don’t remember following in the first place?
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BREAKING: Cartel gunman affiliated with Los Vaqueros in Mexico filmed carrying AMERICAN MADE Javelin anti-tank weapon.
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We did that all growing up and I shit you not I even ended up getting braces for free because the school was doing a study on the psychological effects of braces on kids.
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Ten years ago today I got shot when someone pulled a gun on me after I got in my car at the coliseum BART station in Oakland. Smartly, I grabbed the gun and it went off as I hit the gas. I was VERY lucky to have "just" my left radius bone splintered and not worse.
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Scientists devised this visual test, if you see a bowling alley, you’re normal, and if you see a scary depressed bird, you’re a filthy horny pervert.
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Had a Fella made for my wife the veterinarian! She's fixing up a Fella and making them a Super Fella!
Love it, thanks so much artist, @tunacanschlong and @Kama_Kamilia for all your hard work! #NAFO
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You make a mess in the sex tunnels, you clean up the sex tunnels, your mom doesn’t work here.
She’s a volunteer like the rest of us.
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You guys would not have survived the 80s, shit was getting bombed all the time back then.
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The Memes Archive
So my wife is a veterinarian and was on a vet videoconference while wearing her NAFO Xmas sweater and someone asked where she got it, I can only imagine when she got to the NAFO site… here’s hoping there’s another fella pilled vet out there!
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Sounds like unresolved trauma, have you considered running over a car with a tank to get past it?
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I've been meaning to give a shout-out to cabbage. I like to keep a head in the fridge and carve some off and chuck it in ramens or with veggies, it is nutritious, is great for farts, and costs next to nothing.
Any favorite ways of eating cabbage?
PS brussels sprouts can get fuckd
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You call my president a mouldy old fuck and I’m done with you, I’m so sick of you shitty fellas
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Democrat: I’m just glad we don’t fall for disinformation like those idiot republicans
Leftist: hold my beer, you genocidal fascist zionist bootlicker
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An older version of me, is she perverted like me, would she go down on you IN A THEATERREER
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Biolab fellas, is someone missing a bat?
Check the sink in the sub-basement 3 break room.
Again.
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Just got back from the doctor, they pulled these out of my bellybutton, a nurse said this is how they are doing mind control
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So torn between fuck them kids and can we stop hearing about them kids
How bout some shit blowing up in russia for a treat
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