Hawks
@NFTHawks

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Hawks
@NFTHawks
22 Jun 2022
“So NFTs was going to make us millionaires huh???”
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Replying to @SnoopDogg
Snoop 1 week after giving up Smoke
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Everyone who drew this as a kid is either into NFTs or in jail
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NFT investors and their GF
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“NFTs are a scam” Bro you got $1,000 worth of Fortnite skins😭💀
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NFT Mfs be like: Mhmm breakfast 😍
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When you pull up to the wrong neighborhood in the metaverse💀
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Me withdrawing my $17 from Coinbase after investing $1500
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My Uber driver on that grind frfr😤
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Accountant: how did you make 2,731 trades and only $17 profit Me:
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*ETH up 14% this week* Boss: why were you late? Me: watch your mouth
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Mfers will have a $100k crypto portfolio but still wear socks like this
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Me waiting for ETH to fall below $1000 so I can invest my $37
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When a mf tries to screenshot your NFT😂💀
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My socks watching me throw $1,000 on a NFT😂💀
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NFT projects be like:
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Replying to @kirawontmiss
They listening to Katy Perry
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Mfs who quit their job to “trade NFTs” rn😂💀
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When she wants to fvck but you been getting fvcked by ETH all day😭💀
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Can’t trust a web3 mf in a suit
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Me explaining to my friends how to be crypto millionaires with $37 in my account
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POV: You convinced your family to buy ETH at $4,000
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What’s your morning routine? NFT mfs:
rockstar
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BAYC holders when they see a suspicious link 😂💀
Hawks
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Replying to @OnlyBangersEth
Personally I wouldn’t let that happen to me
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Mfs hodling their NFTs to 0
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When you bought ETH at $4,600 💀
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A year ago: I’m going all in on NFTs and will retire as a millionaire soon! Me now:
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Mfs call NFTs a scam then go register for college 😭💀
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For 1 ETH I will pose as a couples therapist and convince your loved one that your NFTs and crypto are still a good investment
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“Not now babe ETH is up 10%”
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How to make money trading NFTs
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This mf just entered the metaverse
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Stock market mfs explaining their losses to NFT investors 😂💀
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Web3 is cool cus your friends are a 42 year old dad and a 19 year old college student
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Had a dream ETH hit sub 1k and woke up sweating 😥
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“How’s your NFT thingy doing?” Me:
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Mfs be like “NFTs are a waste of money” Also mfs:
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Wait…
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Miss y’all 🥺
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Bro watching movies in discord is not “utility”😂😂💀
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“See that wasn’t so bad.. now what’s this ETH dip you were taking about”
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One day we will learn😭
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“Why should we invest in your project?” Founders:
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Replying to @TPAIN
No way 😭💀
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Mfs who did this as a kid is either into NFTs or in jail
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Mfs will call NFTs “weird” then go dance on TikTok😂💀
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Everytime
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Where are you?💀
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Him: Baby you know I love you right? ETH just dipped and I was just wondering if… Her: *sigh* go get my purse
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When the project is dying but you still fvck with the community
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Why are we like this??😭💀
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NFT communities when you sell your NFT to feed your family😭💀
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Ima buy this dip by ANY means necessary 😭💀
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You can inside trade but you can’t sell Monkey JPEGS
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NFT dudes acting “tough” is the funniest shit ever bro your 38 and your pfp is a cat😂😂😭
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How the person who got me into NFTs explained it
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The only place NFT mfs can get a date is in the metaverse
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How it started vs how it’s going
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How my setup about to look if crypto keeps dropping 😂💀
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The book you get when you buy your first NFT
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Mfs buy a ledger just to put .3 ETH and a rugged NFT on it
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What it feels like trading crypto in 2022 nitter.app/smolPena/status/150774…
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This is what I imagine the metaverse being like
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This is how I been holding my girl ever since sub 2k ETH😭💀
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POV you grind Web3 but still work a 9 to 5
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We up 10% baby!!!!
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Me and the homies deciding to go all in on a degen mint and waking up to -93%
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Why does the $20 hurt more???😭
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NFT mfs be like “why do I feel like shit all the time?” …My brother in Christ you had this for breakfast
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At 19 I failed at reselling sneakers At 20 I failed at trading stocks At 21 I failed at trading crypto At 22 I failed at trading NFTs Success takes time, don’t give up
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Am I missing something???
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Influencers looking for the next tweet to steal from a smaller account 💀
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When the project rugs but you meet some cool people in the community
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OMG!!!! NOOO WAYYYY I GOT A KODAK ON MY OTHERSIDE LAND!!!!!!!🤯
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Fuck it, I’m investigating the SEC
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Your bald tires watching you drop $1,000 on a NFT
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Government: Crypto is not real money *Makes money trading crypto* Government:
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Just bought my first house thanks to NFTs 🙏
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Me and the homies when we first started trading NFTs vs now
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When web3 mfs tweet “smoking weed and buying NFTs”
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“I just took some profits I can now afford to feed my family” NFT community:
RS
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Mfs getting cheated on in the metaverse now? 😭💀
Baby Zombies🧟‍♂️
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“See? that wasn’t so bad. Now what’s that NFT thing you wanted?”
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How NFT mfs over 40 smoke weed
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Mfs calling their boss to get their job back after quitting to go full time in web3💀
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IRS: Do you own any NFTs? Me:
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Me going back to work after telling my coworkers NFTs are going to make me a millionaire 😭💀
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NFT Twitter has no age limit mfs be 47 arguing with a 14 year old 💀
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Replying to @InternetH0F

ALT Cant Control The Weather Damn Jackie GIF

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Rate my setup😈💯
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Decided to take a break from my mental health to focus on Twitter and NFTs🙏
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When mfs make a NFT their whole personality 😂💀
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All my degens feel me😭💀
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This pretty much sums up my financial life
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Nobody supports you more than NFT homies you met on Twitter
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Y’all remember when spending $250 on gas was normal? 😭🤡
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Once I get a BAYC, 10k followers, move out my moms basement, funny tweets, 1,000 ETH and touch some grass its over for you mfs
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When your homie apes into a degen play without you and hits a 10x
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