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Oh baby girl 🄹 it’s your only escape and the best way out of there.
Unbothered girl with a book .
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Cwecwe is all our children. We don’t get to turn a blind eye ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹ Listen. Petition. Change.
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South Africa šŸ‡æšŸ‡¦: Heart Transplant CT | CAT Scan SASOL (synthetic oil from coal) Kreepy Krauly (swimming pool cleaner) Q20 Lubricant Pratley Putty (went to the moon) The Dolos (concrete block) Retinal Cryoprobe Tellurometer Smartlock Safety Syringe eWallets (mobile payments)
What is something your country invented that really impacted the world?
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HIV has evolved from a terminal illness to a manageable chronic condition, and preventable infection in our lifetime. Easily amongst the greatest triumphs of modern medicine and science in the last half century.
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The day Pep Stores and Pep Home go online, it will be over for everybody else šŸ˜‚
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In Durban, South Africa now late gynaecologist, Dr Norman Walker did the same thing. He committed suicide many years ago, and his estimated 200-300 ā€œchildrenā€ are still discovering each other all over world.
A top fertility doctor had a sickening secret: he was using his own sperm. Decades later, his ā€œchildrenā€ band together to pursue justice. Our Father premieres May 11. nitter.app/netflix/status/1514634…
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He multiplied… worldwide. IYKYK. 🄹
ā€œThis recipe requires 3 cloves of garlicā€ Me:
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Word is Dr. Qwabe has now received a letter from the department. Guy was living his best life peacefully on TikTok. Twitter ruins everything. Are you happy now?
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You are not angry. It’s the debit orders.
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Sue me! I don’t have a šŸ• | job | 🪓..ā€ Wrong. They will get a judgement that will stay on your credit record until you pay. ANY and ALL future earnings will be garnisheed. From an inheritance (your granny’s house to her funeral cover payout) to the salary you don’t earn yet.
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Ngiyasho ukuthi lesi-speed asifani nathi…
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Deadbeat parents: The amendment to the Maintenance Act to blacklist maintenance defaulters with credit bureaus is on track. Stats indicate that 70% of deadbeats default on child maintenance in the first two years of court orders being granted. The DOJ is currently updating their database and will forward the details of child maintenance order defaulters to all the credit bureaus, who will in turn make this information available to all credit providers. No new credit unless your kids are sorted mates. This move is a direct response to implementing the amended provisions of the Maintenance Act. The amendment of section 26 (2A) of the Act was brought about in 2022, but you read @Tina_Hokwana threads to fight, not apply šŸ˜‚. Now that the gap in the current legislation which previously prevented the implementation of section 11 of the Act (9 of 2015) has been amended, sezizokhala ke…
MEDIA ADVISORY 30 October 2024 MINISTER SIMELANE TO SIGN THE MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING ON THE MAINTENANCE ONLINE LISTING OF DEFAULTERS PROJECT WITH CONSUMER PROFILE BUREAU AND SOCIAL JUSTICE FOUNDATION
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Your mental health will never thrive in a place where your silence is the price for being lovedā€¦ā€
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Stop shrinking yourself to fit places you’ve outgrown..ā€
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Thank God we don’t look like what we have been through. In January 2020, I joined the legions of women in South Africa whose right to safety and justice had to be upheld by a court of law. My crime: I did not respond to WhatsApp messages on my phone from a stranger. #IWD2020
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Asiwona ama camp chair…
Bodadewethu nibahle impela uyazi, kodwa amadoda awahlali, why? 😭😭😭
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Live your life as you please. Women are having babies well in to their 40’s (even 50’s) thanks to our improved longevity and health. Kids don’t see old, they see Mom and Love. And their kids are getting the very best versions of them. Also: have you seen how fly we 40+’s are?!šŸ˜‚
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Hydrate. Sunscreen. Skincare. Books. Dream. Travel. Experiences over Optics. Don’t do laundry for boys at res. Start seeing a gynaecologist. First sign of trouble: ask for help. Invest in your independence.
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Discourse and banter aside: ithini i-plan and the way forward nge boy child, wemadoda?
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Avoid inheriting the enemies of others, as a sign of loyalty. Especially if haven’t interrogated all the sides of the story and the truth. Some of your sources, friends and families are toxic and unaccountable all at the same time. That beef ain’t yours. Leave that gout in 2018.
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Do not let people use your savings and loyalty cards at the till. If you do, make sure you take the receipt. If they insist on the receipt, get that whole sale refunded and they can pay full price or get their own card. Nizophela. Nibe washi.
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Yazi when we were great, our country would be in the streets and there would late-night celebrations and we would have an SABC camera crew in every hood documenting a nation’s joy! The babies would have even had football Friday yesterday. Manje siphila is’Armageddon.
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Drink water and reintroduce fresh fruit and vegetables back into your diets today.
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She is not your competition. She is proof it can be done. Learn from her...ā€
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Appreciate John Legend for including SA on every tour while the music is new and relevant. Not the "has-beens" who roll in 30 years later!
On the way to South Africa! So excited to play there! #DarknessAndLightTour
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You are the bag. Secure yourself..ā€
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Their return tickets are dated January 12, 2021. They have accommodation and family. And South African sunshine. Define stranded? (100 marks).
Family stranded in South Africa as travel ban over mutant virus strain kicks in reut.rs/37F5SbU
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I know we have forgotten but please share this PSA: The current viral Influenza A (H2N3), RSV 5.0 (what I’m calling this new viral pathogen) and COVID strains are in the air with a vengeance. If you are on your 2nd or 3rd set of antibiotics…
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Replying to @MaBlerh
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The resignation letter of Prof. Steve Cornelius from the IAAF Disciplinary Tribunal is telling of the organization’s darkness. An implosion from the inside always starts with a lone voice or someone who refuses to continue to sit at the table. #HandsOffCaster #IAAF
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Miriam Makeba is the only Mama Africa we recognise. That is all.
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2019: I wish less people would send long, wordy business plans and more people would send 2 page summaries that focus on 3 things: what are we selling (product | service), what are we solving (impact | sustainability) and how are we making money (profit | return).
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When they are done with the hospitality industry - the police, labour inspectors, immigration officers etc. need to pay agricultural workplaces a visit… because 😳
WC farmer runs over 6-year-old for allegedly stealing an orange enca.com/top-stories/wc-farm…
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Sometimes you don’t survive whole, you just survive in part. But the grandeur of life is that attempt. It’s not about that solution. It is about being as fearless as one can, and behaving as beautifully as one can, under completely impossible circumstances...ā€ — Toni Morrison
Ladies and gentlemen, what's the hardest line you have ever read?
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The silence of the national health department, food safety and quality assurance entities as well as the security cluster, following multiple cases of poisonings and deaths, is now unsettling. Whose children need to die before we code and register an emergency? šŸ†˜
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SARS has increased customs duties on imports from popular online retail platforms Shein, Temu, Amazon, AliExpress, and many more. Effective 1 September 2024, the new regulations have changed the customs duties and import VAT calculation on all cleared carts šŸ›’. How it works: Import VAT is now added to the current 20% flat rate customs duty. Import VAT = (total value of the goods + 20% customs duties + 10% upliftment on the customs duty value) * 15%. By 1 November 2024, the 20% flat rate will be restructured to align with the World Customs Organisation (WCO)’s 4 categories and applicable tariff thresholds. Until recently, consumers and foreign online retailers have benefitted from the ā€œde minimis ruleā€ (imports less than R500 were subject to standard customs duty of 20% on the value of the goods excluding VAT). In stark contrast, local retailers pay up to 45% customs duty PLUS 15% import VAT on imports. (Connect the dots on pricing…) SARS hopes the changes will streamline the customs process, encourage spending with domestic businesses and make importing small, low-value items less economically attractive. The move also hopes to even out market inefficiencies, cluttered supply chains and customs admin while increasing competitiveness domestically.
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Her name is Margaret Chenery, lives in the Kloof / Everton area, is a St. Mary’s OG and she works for a BC construction group based in Durban. All social media pages deactivated and she’s gone to ground.
The KwaZulu-Natal woman who referred to President Cyril Ramaphosa as an "ape trying to act like a first world president" has apologised and said the incident was blown out of proportion. timeslive.co.za/news/south-a…
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December amplifies everything that is going well and everything that is going wrong in people's lives - families, careers, relationships, finances, inner peace, well being, success and failure, milestones and unreached goals, excess and lack, losses and gains. So, just be kind.
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I only wear black to funerals šŸŽ
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The Italy group have shown since Day 0 that they are essentially selfish, arrogant and inconsiderate people. I’m sorry quarantine in a public hospital doesn’t meet their standards, but this is no time to flex their privilege.
Four people who were part of the Italy group and tested positive for Covid-19 are demanding to go back home but the Department of Health is having none of it. @TheMercurySA #coronavirus iol.co.za/mercury/news/kzns-…
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Earlier today I broke bread with two older women I love. One of them found love at 65, married at 66 and moved all the way to Canada with the love of her life, following their hearts and doing their life’s work. They met by chance 42 years prior to meeting again at 65, and lost touch. In 9 years, they’ve lived a whole new life and a half! We’re on borrowed time, but in our 30’s we have only assembled a few pieces to make this life thing make sense. You’re still right on time. ā¤ļø
The scariest part of your 30s? Realizing you have to grieve the life you thought you’d have. No one prepares you for this kind of loss. Let’s talk about it…
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Angeke uvule ngisho i account kwaJet. Not even imali yakwaRAF will be spared, in case you’re planning to be hit by a car šŸ˜‚ IsiZulu sithi icala aliboli. You will learn that this is true when certain games begin. Twitter is not worth certain consequences. Play nicely.
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Non Negotiables you have to Read: The Constitution. The Electoral Act. The SARS handbook. The PFMA and MFMA (our tax 😜). Add your essential reads to this thread. Let’s go.
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Bereaved families are in the depths of hell this week. Cemeteries are closed; graves have been swept away and digging is dangerous. Important documents are likely damaged or lost. Homes (if standing) have no power and water. Offices are offline | overwhelmed. Kuningi. #KZNFloods
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Gogo Ester Mahlangu is GOALS! 82 and changing the game. BMW 7 series under her artistic wand! Esther x BMW
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With respect, the Minister no longer gets to criticize and compare. He is part of the system that governs what works and what doesn’t and instead should take this up with his public service colleagues to remedy... #CollectiveResponsibility
Yesterday, December 26, 2018, I decided to drive around the Johannesburg CBD. It was filthy and embarrassing. I came across these shacks in the middle of our city. This morning I arrived to a clean and beautiful city of Kigali, Rwanda. What a contrast!
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People who litter. People who pee in public. People who let children hang out of car windows. 🚮
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Empty the carts. Close the accounts. Unsubscribe from the mailing and contact lists. Wait 20 days.
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Netflix hasn’t killed anything. Netflix took a gap DSTV missed, and filled this and our lives with options. Not repeats; options. The complacency of incumbency is what will kill DSTV. #EvolveOrDissolve
Netflix killing DStv in South Africa could cost thousands of jobs mybroadband.co.za/news/broad…
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At 50% discounts | R7,000 pp a night some of our game lodges still won’t survive Level 2 and beyond. There aren’t enough domestic tourists in that tax bracket to keep this old world, dollar based model afloat.
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All men benefit from the actions of violent men. It keeps women in check. It allows men to perform the barest minimum and still feel good about themselves. The existence of violent men grants "good" men awards for basic decency...ā€ @OmogeDami October 2019.
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The Shongweni Dam Wall has NOT collapsed. 2 of the 10 water gates are designed and engineered to fuse and open together during extreme floods. This is a safety measure. To the untrained eye, the volume of water gushing out in one area appears to be dam failure 🚧. #StopFakeNews
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Focus bahlali. When this happens, let’s simply shift our coins to brands that see us. Our power isn’t in what we say, it’s in how we move.
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Wathi skinny jean! Wathi matching podium! Bathathe Tiger šŸ˜†
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Being a woman in 2018 is a bare knuckle fist fight. You have to do all you can to empower and protect yourself legally, financially, emotionally and physically. You have to be completely unapologetic about cutting off anyone | anything that threatens these 4 areas of your life.
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Dear Men, We know there’s no sport, movement, live entertainment, school runs or work commitments outside the home at the moment. Try not to maim and kill us and the kids during the next 21 days. Regards, The Women of South Africa.
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If you are | know a MATRICULANT who lives in the #KhayelitshaFire area and have lost your home /clothes / books in the fire please email or contact the Community Chest in CT šŸ“©info@comchest.org.za or call 021 487 1500. Spread the word, Grade 12’s start the NSC exams next week.
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The obituary should have been read in Zulu. The end. Today isn’t a day for accommodations. We have been interpreting and correcting all week.
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Freedom wasn’t Free. 16.06.1976. #YouthDay2020
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Some of your friends don’t think you are their friend. Accept duality in life, and save yourself from chest pains. Also learn to use words like relative, instead of family. Colleague, acquaintance, associate, fellow socialite | member | runner | classmate, instead of friend.
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It’s all fun, games and nuclear family inspiration until personal security is breached and lives are compromised. Names, surnames, school, social security, parents details… 🫄
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South Africa my darling, you will always be famous. You can’t make up the things that happen here shem šŸ˜…
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Here’s why NOT to do it: The bottom of the store receipts often have your name on them, your loyalty | savings card number and how much you have saved. That card number is linked to a profile you created with your full name, ID or mobile number, email address, delivery addresses and linked to your (bank) virtual cards. That same number can be typed in manually and on apps similar to Stocard etc, entered manually (with no checks and OTP’s) as your own. Now you’re getting tangled in and emails with other people’s purchases, algorithms etc. Let nobody make you feel bad for walking away. Esp. the store tellers who ask you on behalf of other customers. They should be signing them up or sending them to customer sales like Makro does! Nibe washi.
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South Africa has 16,373 intensive-care beds during this period, in the public and private health systems. There are 55 million South Africans. Your human rights, access, privilege, intelligence and disobedience won’t help you | your family when it counts. Stay at home guys.
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Ngathi ungabathengela ibhakede so the agenda can progress… šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø
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Archbishop Desmond Tutu conducts a funeral service in a tent for a schoolgirl shot by police in 1985. šŸ“· Ian Berry The intensity of the moment etched in the faces behind him.. That generation did something about their circumstances. We don’t even vote, just vibes and clout..
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Not a single man on the planet believes "Not All Men". In reality what you want to say is that you personally haven’t been directly or moderately violent towards any woman. But don't for a second gaslight women about ā€œNot All Menā€ as though you believe it. You don't.
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An insight on language, culture and context for those who are observing | following | mourning the passing of HM King Goodwill Zwelithini. Words used when we refer to The King | Isilo Samabandla Onke being: Sick - Siyadunguzela Deceased - Sikhotheme Buried - Siyatshalwa
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Vida Cafe, Morningside (Cnr. Florida and Innes Road) yesterday morning.
The fresh can of worms this incident is possibly going to open up… not even in the heydays of Cubana has something like this ever happened on that road.
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Dear 2021. I have nothing to add. F*ck you very much. Kind Regards, Lynette Ntuli.
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Ngempela. We are carrying nations on our backs. We thank you for your understanding.
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Well done mom. Evaluate extent of crisis and act accordingly. Enabling behaviour that can be corrected, leads to the world having to deal with coddled adults later in life. And sixakekile ke manje okwangempela!
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Some handy safety tips if you’re considering going out socialising: 1. Don’t.
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A moment of silence for the secondary violation of rape survivors in our courtrooms. Cheryl Zondi came to collect her justice today though. Wishing her continued strength, courage and healing.
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Next weekend calls for a final cook-off for everyone’s favourite uncle, the Duke of Magoebaskloof, the Earl of Killarney, Tits wama 2K and the former Gov. @tito_mboweni Chicken or Fish Fresh Garlic Onions Green pepper Tomatoes Rajah curry powder Let’s do this. #TMCookOff ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹ Add any key ingredients we mustn’t forget in the comments. We will post our recipes and final results next weekend.
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A Gauteng man offered to pay R2,000 pm interim maintenance. Instead, the court granted his wife maintenance of R77,120 pm. Further, he must pay the minor child’s school fees and related expenses AND the costs of the application. The full Judgment here: saflii.org/za/cases/ZAGPJHC/…
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Pops deserves a standalone TV channel of shows showing us different perspectives on life, around the world and around the clock. She is 20 shows in one! 1 of 1! ā¤ļø Honestly can we sacrifice MojaLove and other circuses for high quality, educational and entertaining content.
I quit school to work on a wine farm, here’s how it’s going šŸ˜… #thepopishow
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This won't end well. It's also indicative of that our people simply can no longer afford basic necessities such as food.
Pick n Pay to start selling food on credit dlvr.it/Pq9ggc
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You are never going to break a generational curse while you're still trying to please the generation that is cursedā€¦ā€ šŸ
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Nothing says #ImStaying quite like $1 : R 19.03
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Two learners from Bizimali High School, eNkandla obtained 8As each. Both went back to school to improve their Matric results. Process: One is 20 years old; he passed matric in 2015 but decided to rewrite in 2017 because he wanted better results. Outcome: 8A’s.
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From the basement of rock bottom. You gotta let it all drop sometimes, especially if you’ve done every logical thing and taken every reasonable action and it’s still falling apart. Surrender. Rebuild like a newcomer, with something to learn but with a wealth of experience.
Honestly guys, how do you restart your life at 30s? From break ups, financial loss, career burn out, mental and physical drain.
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She was fierce in the presence of death, heroic even, as she was at no other time. Its threat gave her direction, clarity, audacity...ā€ SOS To purpose in the presence of life. Its promise gives me courage, intent and light. Happy birthday to me. #LockdownBirthday2020
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Babes should take the lesson, get back to work, introspect on her strategy | PR and get December 2017 right. Sulking won’t make you a star.
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This lockdown isn’t working, is it?
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21 lives (including 19 children) were lost in that horror truck accident in Pongola yesterday. The dashcam footage leaves one cold. I understand why that community is stoning trucks tonight… because this can’t go on anymore. Not on the N2, N3 or any other highway.
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…and that’s why you put mayonnaise, tomato sauce, 6 gun spice, Aromat, konke on everything before you eat it…
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Moral of the story: You can’t PR away a failure of ethics with a cute gender transformation story šŸ˜Ž
BREAKING | #KMPG South Africa has decided to get rid of its chief executive Nhlamu Dlomu, barely a year after she was appointed, and is said to have shortlisted a number of executives to replace her. By @Les2020ic ow.ly/Dxsm30m4JF7
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History should be as compulsory as Life Orientation. Context is foundational to how we make sense of, experience, digest, interrogate, understand, envision and change the world we find ourselves in. Irrespective of what side of history you’re born into or grow outside of.
Fifty-seven Afrikaans-medium schools did not offer history in grades 10 to 12 last year. A report by the Department of Basic Education found only 11% of white pupils chose history in Grade 12. brnw.ch/21wPnRc
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Van Reenan’s Pass (VRP) needs to be closed and rehabilitated, or an alternative route sourced urgently. The current conditions and usage on that section of road doesn’t work. Globally the maximum gradient of highways can go up as high as 7%, which is normally reserved for mountain passes. VRP is built outside the maximum recommended gradient for highways, at an estimated 6.3%. On every other type of carriageway, at best it’s kept at a maximum of 3 - 5%. Typically, a fully loaded truck shouldn’t be driving on a gradient of more than 5%. Why? Crossing a gradient sideways increases the chances of that truck overturning, which is what we witness daily on the N3 šŸ’†šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø That pass was fine for decades when we drove slower cars, were all K53 compliant and adhering to the laws of the road, and there were less trucks and haulage on our highways. Today, VRP is simply a death trap whether you drive carefully or not. May the souls of those who’ve lost their lives there and elsewhere, rest in peace.
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Stage 2, Wave 3, Adjusted Level 4. 5G.
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Never stop learning. Life doesn’t stop teaching...ā€
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Some people don't like you because you're exactly who you say you are. Online. Offline. In line. Outta line. You move with clarity and keep it real, while they have to pick and choose which perfect mask they have to wear for what occasion, every hour of each dayā€¦ā€
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