I cook, I golf, and I consult Tech & Sales in Texas. I used to engineer and refine oil in New Orleans.

Dallas, TX
Since a ton of folks are gonna be heading to New Orleans over the next month figured I’d just post my list here. Breakfast/brunch: Willa Jean Bearcat Toast Atchafalaya Compere Lapin Ruby Slipper
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Just another case of why not everything needs to have a computer built into it.
Hurricane Helene victims with water damage to electronic locks are unable to re-enter their homes--heed accordingly
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So why bother it?!
Alligators survive in frozen swamps by sticking their noses through the ice to breathe. Reptiles shut down their metabolism, and they don't need to eat their heart rate slows down, their digestive system slows down, and they just sit and wait for the heat.
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You can tell by the look on his face that he absolutely adores her! Haha
He seems so proud 🥹😂
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One of the best pieces of advice that was given out in pre-birth classes was for the soon-to-be fathers to NOT eat in front of their wives who were in labor. She is hungry, exhausted, and in excruciating pain, so if you must eat leave the delivery room.
Replying to @_tinynauti
This is how I'll be straight chilling in the emergency room when I decided to have a kid😂
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Proper bar liquor prices. This establishment needs to be celebrated.
Kinda concerned for the guy who was sitting at the bar before me lol
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My wife and I offer these as “peace offerings”. When we get in real heated arguments and neither one of us wants to admit we’re wrong, we will go out and being home a Nothing Bundt Cake (or other small dessert) as an olive branch and end to our anger at each other.
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Please tell me how having photos of your teammates, friends, and family on the inside of your suit jacket on the night you’re going to be drafted in the 1st round of the NFL draft is “thuggish arrogance” Mr. Alpha Male?
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It’s almost as if he is a world-class athlete
This is impressive when NOT hammered. Why is no one talking about drunken Jason Kelce leaping back into the box?
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“She’s working at The Pyramid tonight.”
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Arkansas trying to make it through their SEC schedule with a winning record
Bruh he had to run thru three different hoods just to get home to his family😩😂
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How you know someone’s grandma & mom didn’t COOK cook. 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 😂😂😂
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I see you brother! Got me damn near tearing up over here. Autism don’t stop the brotherhood! ‘06 my brother! 🧊🐵🧊
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“Y’all from Shreveport?!”
Firefly taking flight
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Praying for all my fellow black people who work in corporate America, who have to walk/log into work today and be the only black face in the room. Days like this are mentally and emotionally exhausting.
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You can’t cook the meals you grew up with?
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C’est bon! ☺️ Smothered okra with chicken & sausage.
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Every kid at 6:00 AM this morning waking their parents up
Fresh
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Somebody got ahold of mom’s wig. 😂
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Poppyseed wanted to be Wednesday for costume day at school, so we had to come correct as a family
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Y’all are hilarious in the comments and the QTs. The point is not everything needs to be made “Smart”, once you start adding computers to refrigerators, washers & dryers, etc. you are making them more expensive and more difficult to maintain.
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If all these electoral maps show you anything it’s that once you leave any the major cities the entire country is a Sundown Town.
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Seeing people you love enjoy food you’ve cooked for them is one of the greatest feelings that exists.
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Ok, since everything seems to have to be explained in great detail…. It’s a peace Offering so we can remove our armor, then work through things in a more peaceful state of mind. The cake (or other small treat) is how we break the ice to come together to resolve the argument.
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Is crawfish cornbread acceptable here?
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Replying to @tsukihomie
Mine did not, because we talked about it before. Proper communication.
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Plant: “YOU LEFT ME HERE TO DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!”
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Every major holiday in this country is a reminder of how truly vile and despicable the founders of our country were and how shameful the bedrock and foundation of this nation is.
In the black community, New Year’s Day used to be widely known as 'Hiring Day' or 'Heartbreak Day', because enslaved people spent New Year’s Eve waiting, wondering if their owners were going to rent them out to someone else, thus potentially splitting up their families...
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If I say what I wanna say y’all gonna get mad at me
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The Goodly house will never know peace and quiet again 😂 Thanks to the grandparents for a karaoke set 🤣
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Grilled red snapper with salsa verde
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I met my wife in a D9 GroupMe. I always thought she was beautiful and very intelligent, but I was terrified to DM her. She DMed wishing me condolences after my Grandma passed away, and a couple months later I travelled from New Orleans to Dallas to meet her. 8 yrs married now.
The comments on this are great 🙂 If y'all wouldn't mind dropping a comment/quote tweet of where you met your spouse & a pic - people seem interested 🤷🏻‍♂️ We met on hinge 🙏
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Replying to @Karamelioness
We did our anniversary photos a couple years ago in the Dallas botanical gardens, where we had our first date.
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Please leave the plastic film on my screens. If I’m paying $400K for a car, I want the pleasure of peeling the plastic off myself.
Unboxing a $400K car
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The perfect cracklin is equal parts meaty, fatty, crunchy, salty, and spicy.
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“And if you hurt yourself I don’t wanna hear a peep!”
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Recipe: 2 cloves of garlic Me:
HOT THICKLES WIT YA HOODIE$
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Pot roast will not be slandered round these parts!
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Try me 😮‍💨
Eff the cornbread. I bet y’all won’t have a wing off 👀
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YOU CANNOT SAVE A BURNED ROUX! Throw it out and start over.
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Folks keep talking about “it was well tequila”, as if y’all aren’t paying $8-$12 for bottom shelf tequila when y’all go out places
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Somebody founds mama’s wig 😂😂😂
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Since there will be no Easter Mass tomorrow and the weather is supposed to be abysmal we took Poppyseed’s Easter photos today. I think she looks pretty stinking cute myself. ☺️
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Replying to @screwyoumegn
I just love how there’s a large swath of society that has no clue why this is so funny. 🙊🙈
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Ok, so these Little Caesars Crazy Puffs are 🔥🔥🔥 (make sure you get a side of marinara)
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I grew up in a neighborhood/community like this. When someone had a baby, major surgery, or had a death in the family people would cook for them for weeks, being care packages, do yard work, and just help them. It was amazing.
Neighbors showing support after an emergency surgery for a ruptured ectopic pregnancy
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How it Started vs. How it Ended
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Grilled skirt steak with chimichurri.
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One of the best pieces of advice my dad ever gave me was to always buy the most basic appliances like washers, refrigerators, etc. There is no reason to have a TV/computer in an appliance, that’s just something that can break and requires a specialist to fix at a high cost.
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I want to take a moment to look at the influence of black people in the creation of American cuisine. In this particular moment I want to briefly discuss the history of okra. [thread]
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The weather looks to be officially cooling down so y’all know what that means… Big pots of brown food!!! 😊
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One of the best pieces of advice my dad ever gave me was to always buy the most basic appliances like washers, refrigerators, etc. There is no reason to have a TV/computer in an appliance, that’s just something that can break and requires a specialist to fix at a high cost.
This the kind of washer and dryer y’all using? 🤢 🤮
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I truly found my best friend in my wife! There is no one I want to hang out with more, or have a better time with than her. No matter what we’re doing, or where in the world we are. We are always having a blast together! 🥰
People make marriage sound like hell. Can I get some married couples sharing happy stuff PLS, small achievements together, memories, ANYTHING!!!
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Butter and garlic make everything better
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People I don’t know in my DMs: “Dang, you need to cook for me when I come to town!” Me when they’re in town:
Masak Darurat
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Poppyseed had her first school photos yesterday. 😊 How do I slow down time cause she’s growing up way too fast?!
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Replying to @_Ellen55
That’s no excuse
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Replying to @HeyT_Kay
Seriously!
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Golfers, Is an AirTag worth the money for the peace of mind being able to see the location of your clubs when flying?
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Mixed Berry Bourbon Lemonade A pitcher or two of this is all you need to keep cool on a warm sunny weekend afternoon. 😊 Recipe: foodislovemadeedible.com/201…
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Mondays in Louisiana 😊
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Watching shows filmed in New Orleans always messes me up. Cause how you driving to the Westbank on the CCC and then you end up in the 9th ward?
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In 2022 I attempted suicide. I am thankful that I am still here today to even tweet this. It’s anxiety inducing still to say it out loud (and terrifying to say here), but I know by saying it I am helping myself heal from it and possibly helping to reduce the stigma of it all.
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Grilled red snapper with a bit of salsa verde
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He better get the insurance then.
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Come again for big fudge 🤔
Black people don’t know how to make steak.
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Replying to @ceoniyah
.@FieldYaGirl you probably want something sexier, but usually I’m saying “this is her” to business colleagues or people in organizations with me. So here you go.
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Haven’t done one of these in a while. Before & After: BBQ Redfish on the Half Shell
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Dinner last night for the Mrs. was a success. Broke out our wedding china for the first time, cooked her the first meal I ever made for her back in 2014, and listened to some music back from ‘14.
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The flavors of my childhood happiness in a pot.
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A wonderful option if you’re coming to New Orleans and don’t want to stay in a hotel.
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Replying to @Ohhhhhh_ASHLEY
This is going to be the norm cause parents have to work to provide for their families. Not everyone has the luxury of working from home so they can keep their kids at home.
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I am both
There are two types of people In this world
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Short ribs, a Wellington, a beautiful dry-aged NY strip, a decedent holiday roast, and so much more. Can’t sell yourself short on just being a burger.
Whoever thought of this marketing campaign is hilarious…. Because the cow is right he/she isn’t a burger…. He/she is so much more
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When bae asks for red wine braised short ribs you make red wine braised short ribs. 😊 Recipe if you’re interested: foodislovemadeedible.com/201…
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A black owned fine dining restaurant where all the produce, meats, fish, etc. come from local black farmers... Would be cool. Just a thought.
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Happy Mardi Gras y’all!
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Leftover smothered okra for lunch today 😊
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A full pitcher of berry bourbon lemonade ready for pool day with the neighbors.
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Kiddo wanted red beans and rice and cornbread for dinner, so daddy made red beans and rice for dinner
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Minding my own business making my coffee. Poppyseed busts into the kitchen, “DADDY I WANT BISCUITS!” Me: “Good morning to you too little lady.” Now here I am making biscuits for the toddler. (Well taking them out the freezer, buttering them, and putting them in the oven.)
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Thee Old Gold •3 oz bourbon •1 oz honey syrup •1/2 oz ginger syrup •1 oz lemon juice •Fresh mint
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Cleaning dishes and the kitchen after cooking.
What's something that ISN'T a full time job, but still FEELS like a full time job?
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Me falling asleep tonight at 9:30 while scrolling looking at y’all’s outfits as y’all go out tonight for NYE
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Where?! Someone send me the details.
Adults are just kids with money😂😂
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Bourbon Maple Chicken Thigh w/ Asparagus Soup
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Got that IMDP fit on. 🤙🏽
Jameis Winston takes the podium in a suit and tie
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After 2 months of recovery from COVID and MIS-C Poppyseed has been cleared by her cardiologist!!! Last echocardiogram showed everything is good with her heart! 🙃😊😃
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Raise your hand if your watched this man’s cooking show on PBS with your family as a kid. 🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️ nitter.app/Ivanv1/status/12320382…
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Roast them in the oven at 400 for 30-35 minutes in olive oil, balsamic vinegar, garlic, thyme, rosemary, salt, & black pepper. Thank me later!
who tf eats brussel sprouts? 😂😂😂😂😂
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Smothered okra with chicken and sausage
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When the recipe calls for 2 cloves of garlic.
Getting a little garlic ready for chicken adobo
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Dating a European footballer and not releasing any new music, Meg is in her 2016 Rihanna era.
Megan thee Stallion reveals she’s currently not focused on releasing new music in a new interview with InStyle. “Fans can expect new music when I’m in a better place. I’m focused on healing."
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Replying to @MikeRuga
Hotel staff man:
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A preview of the Goodly family Christmas photos
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Real cookers know, each serves their purpose depending on what you’re making
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Grilled chimichurri chicken leg quarters
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