he/him ~ failing to be less active tbh ~ I β€οΈ capeshit ~ covid never ended! π· wear a respirator mask in public!
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Wow guys it's almost like the two party system is fucking ass and pretty much benefits no one π±
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Broskiis... f*ck onlyfans... Heinrich Lossow just gave us fap material for a whole week!
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thinking about this again lmao does anyone know what she was actually saying
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apparently it's something along the lines of "small buds are growing rapidly" as in some sort of plants lmao
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The burden of immortality is 1000% worth bearing considering the amount of good I could do idk that's a sacrifice I'm willing 2 make
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Putting twomad in my mentions is crazy I should block u for that tbh but I'm in a good mood rn so I'll let it slide
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This isn't even true Winter Soldier came out 2014 and the Boruto manga dropped in 2016
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I'm too used to the Great King of Evil Ganondorf version this is extreme uncanny
βQuentin Tarantino is the king of dialogue!β
The dialogue:
nitter.app/lanithe23/status/17251β¦
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This tweet made me realize that Mrs. Incredible probably had the easiest childbirths of all time cause of her stretching powers π€ unless she had to hide her powers after they made superhero stuff illegal idk
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I love whenever Mario vs Sonic conversations start up again on here, someone tries to butt in with another character, but they get immediately jumped every time π
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I hate when ppl say "I wouldn't wish ______ on my worst enemy" ???? nigga that's yo WORST ENEMY start wishin'
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My bad yall some random dude asked me to advertise his jewelry, he was nice about it so I figured why not (he wanted to pay me but I didn't have a PayPal so I declined) the website was kinda sus tho so I took it down
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Niggas dating obese white women be talmbout "I got a snowbunny βπΎπ" nah son u fucking big chungus
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"Nuclear war is bad. Very bad. Don't get me wrong. But based on my research so far, it's more survivable than you think. The key to survival is realistic optimism and a positive mental attitude."
Nuclear war is bad. Very bad. Don't get me wrong. But based on my research so far, it's more survivable than you think. The key to survival is realistic optimism and a positive mental attitude. In the meantime, here's how anyone can start food prep. unpreparedlife.substack.com/β¦
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I don't have shit 2 promote, just be good people and take every day one step at a time. You got this! π―
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CinemaSins has caused catastrophic damage to the way people see and discuss movies I wish them the worst truly
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Gojo has a dollar tree version of D4C Love Train, so it would be light work for Johnny
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Autism is weird because earlier, my co-worker just told someone that a gorilla would beat a grizzly bear, and now I gotta pretend to be a normal person
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- Star Platinum inhaled Justice (Enya's fog stand) a town level feat
- surpassed DIO after the rage amp which became his base power in Stone Ocean
- scales to Silver Chariot cutting The Sun's beams/Hanged Man so MFTL+ and scales to Anubis who was faster than SC when they fought
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That "would u date a trans person" shit is so pointless and weird it just makes trans ppl uncomfortable and nobody is tryna see that we need to be asking real questions like who is trying to date me where the hunies at fr βπ½π
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I'm not even trying to be on some weird birth fetish shit I'm just thinking oh I bet that came in handy good for her
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Some of his vines have aged terribly lmao but this one is not one of them this one's still funny
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that's also not accounting for the numerous statements of Star Platinum being the strongest stand in other parts which means he upscales from other town/city level stuff like Ghiaccio etc. also the rat isn't an anti feat he underestimated the rat and was more focused on teaching
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I'm fr seeing Bruno Mars hate on this app I'm sick
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Josuke how to use Crazy Diamond to protect ppl by himself rather than beating the rat in a straight up fight, that's why he gave Josuke those very specific tasks also that rat is built different figuring out time stop is above any regular real world rat it's not the same
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Idc how much Batman trained him there is no fucking universe in all of DC cosmology where Nightwing is pulling Starfire she's too bad for him she's too bad for anyone tbh
Need artists to get on the trend of referencing Megan Thee Stallion when drawing Starfire β¦..
Like walk with me..
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Thank God it's over I hope this means everyone can finally stfu about this case I'm so sick of hearing about it
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The fucking whiplash between watching Anakin in Clone Wars and watching Anakin in ROTS is tremendous
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The perc tweet is so crazy, an all timer for sure I hope she's having a wonderful night rn
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These Disney live action remakes have been consistent Jabba The Hutt ass cheeks so I really don't give a damn
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The second he took L's bait on TV he lost if he just ignored him and then kept doing what he was doing then he would've never gotten caught but if he did that Death Note probably wouldn't be very entertaining
>have the perfect murder weapon
>literally undetectable
>lose
And retards consider him one of the smart characters
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Why did this blow up so much lmao all I got to say is Free Palestine π΅πΈ keep spreading what u see on social media and keep the boycotts up we gotta apply all the pressure we can o7
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Fortnite is not no fucking game man these niggas out here playing like they're about to get student debt forgiveness for winning πππ
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Most of yall won't understand at but this disguise is unironically genius I'm being so deadass too
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