awkward comedy. Struggling in Java👹 views are mine.
Moye moye
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I remember wearing a saree for the first time at my 10th grade farewell I felt like such a grown-up 😂 and now its college farewell already 💙
#Batchof2024 #sareemedia
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Face of a person who hasn’t slept in 2 nights🤌👍
This girl gave her one exam, flew from vellore, partied with web3 folks, stayed up entire night, hacked the project for eth india, submitted it, now flying back to college to continue exams.
PS - she did not tell this to her parents or anybody
Indian shark devs >>>
@Momosdo
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I need vegetarian friends 🌱 fucking lonely when you go out w a group of non vegetarians 😔
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My brother(15) called his friend and this friend goes like “bhai abhi dikki mein hu baat nahi krskta” ???
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Just saw this girl do an extensive skin care routine at 2 am in the hostel bathroom while I was deciding if the water might be too cold to wash my hands after peeing.
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So I went to the SJT ground and the watchman says “girls not allowed. only playing allowed”. “Girls can only come morning 6-9am with teams and boys can play 6-6 everyday. not to mention boys have their own playground in boys hostel aswell Why am I paying equal college fees again?
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I decide what time to wakeup based on what is for breakfast in mess the following morning.
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I leave my laptop un-attended for 5 mins and my brother creates and sets this ugly custom wallpaper. help I -
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In my STS exam today my test website froze and the invigilator pulled out my LAN cable and re attached it to solve the issue🫡 to no-one’s surprise I was logged out and my exam ended, and their solution is that they will “allow” me to give a re-exam later??
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Bhai to travel to my college I have to take a cab->a flight->a bus->a train and then an auto😭
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Bro we are sitting in college’s placement training classes and this woman is teaching us: Dream, visualise and manifest for our goals🕯️😭???
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Hey guys, So I along with @kanishkkhurana @aviral10x are creating a TL group “The DevRel Crew”
for Devrels and community peeps to network, share updates and much more. So if you are in the field reply to the tweet to receive the link👇
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Its 2am and I am impulsively tweeting instead of studying Microprocessors and microcontrollers. God help me.
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Welcome to Web3, here we argue about problems we didn't even know we had and solutions we're not sure we need. it's FUN though <3
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Nothing prepares you for the last days of college. You are trying to pack 4 years worth of memories in tiny suitcases, shaking hand and hugging people not knowing when or where you will ever see them again. Looking at all your favourites places thinking “so this is it huh?” Sad
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If I had a dollar for everytime @ArmaanMalik22 said “I love you guys”in yesterday’s concert, mere ticket ke paise refund hojate. 🤌🫶
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Why is the women’s hostel watch*MAN* scanning girls to decide if their clothes are appropriate to be worn out of the hostel or not? What creepy and absolutely disgusting practice.
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Sent mom a gift from my earnings and she bullied me for 10min asking “zada mehnga toh nahi haina??”😭😭
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Mom putting your photo as her @WhatsApp pfp is the highest degree of affection.
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To everyone with .eth in their twitter names, ENS bhi hai tumhare pass sachi… ya aise hi cool bante ho?
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So apparently this dude took 8 FUCKING DOLOS today because his fever wasn’t reducing. Kids in hostel be wildin’.
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Uwuwuwu🤩 Super excited for this journey !💜
Thanks for the opportunity @0xAbix @0xPolyAdvocates
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I love Bangalore but Bangaloreans are hypersensitive to criticism about their city. Like no Anna saying “go back to your state” will not fix your city’s problems.
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A lot of my imaginary scenarios include becoming some big shot person and then my college calling me back as guest/speaker. And i’ll be like nahhahha remember when u did this and that and that you little shit.fuck off. Prolly will never happen though but fun to imagine.
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Oh yeah, my college has PDA( public display of affection) guards. They whistle, harass and take ur IDs away if u indulge in the slightest of consensual PDA. Gotta love this place.
So while going back to hostel near TT around 8:30 PM (which is our in-time in hostel) , one dude starts running from the PDA guards so that they don’t take his ID and all the other guys around start cheering and running with him and he successfully escapes.
Men 💪🤝
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Does anyone here writes NFT smart contracts and has worked with/has idea about Dynamic NFTs or Fractional NFTs hmu.
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So @McDonalds forgot to send peri peri mix in my order. What am I supposed to just do with plain Large fries now?😭
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Bc agar syllabus ke andar se sawal nahi poochne hote hain toh dete hi kyunn hon syllabus 😭
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Coders and their habit of blaming all their problems on a semicolon, fir chahe code python mei hi kyu na ho🤷♀️😂😂
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Sat next to college freshers in mess, they were talking about how the worst (jee) is behind them. Delulu kids lol
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I see. by the time cops come he would have ran.Most of these cases aren’t even considered serious enough to be investigated . Dude would have just continued molesting more minors. Eventually he was handed to the cops here as well. So personally I think it was a W.
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College students who post stories with “ Add lauda lasun pic or fail your exams” should be more ashamed than people who actually fail 🤡
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Caught up with @0xchiragravi on his
@shardeum’s #proofofcommunity Backpacking India stop at VIT! 🚀
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The easiest job in the world is to point out mistakes in other people’s work. Unless you are a code reviewer.
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Here is my idea for Nights and Weekend S2.
so what do you think?
cc: @_buildspace @FarzaTV
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So I am sitting in my mess from the last 30mins even though breakfast timings ended at 9, because i have terrible period cramps and can’t physically get up let alone walk back up to my room. Have class at 10am though. How’s your morning going😃
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Just got done with Session 1 of @_buildspace N&W S2. Got some real motivation to finally work on an idea I have been ideating on for a while. here is to completing it in the next 6 weeks by hook or by crook now🚀
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So AI506 has already been delayed by 3+ hrs and we find out THEY HAVE NO PLANE. Yes the plane that was supposed to come to DEL got diverted to Jaipur smh. I’ll also be missing my train from Bangalore thanks to the @airindiain .
No plane only pain feat @airindiain
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The problem with watching sitcoms is that you can never stop after just “one more” episode.
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“Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it” ~ Barney Stinson
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Sat next to a 2nd year college jr. on my flight home. 73 questions with vogue hogaya mera pura😀
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Throwback to the time coding round for @Intuit (on campus) got scheduled the same day as my movie plans for Bhramastra. Ended up wasting the tickets, only to sit at my desk waiting for the test link for an hour and realising that my email submitted had a typo in the excel 👍
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Finally updated to windows 11 and iOS 16.2 today. Yes I am a conservative(read lazy) when it comes to updates.
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So i deleted and reinstalled twitter again, and guess what…all my tweet drafts are gone😩
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I got my own web3 domain by @0xTPH & @Unstoppableweb 🥳
Want to claim your free web3 domain? Follow & DM @0xTPH ⚡
LFG 🚀 #UnstoppableTPH
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