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Wow is that a drogon? Dragon I meant dragon woops
Danaerys: omg Drogon I love it thats his name now
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Me on date: *gives pic of my dog*
Date: hate dogs prefer cats
Me again: *gives pic of my dog dressed as cat*
Date: wow impressive i luv cats
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Felt crappy until I remembered that if I live to 106 I'll be one of a few people who have seen three centuries. And that's pretty cool.
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IT'S ALMOST HERE AAAHHHH!!
I can't believe it's finally gonna be here!
Check out TOMORROW NIGHT on Disney Channel!!
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ACTING EXERCISE FOR PROS
1. Find a friend
2. Set up one(1) very large speaker
3. Fill any cup with water and position in front of speaker
4. Play scene from Jurassic Park when the water vibrates and they see the T-rex (audio only)
5. Rotate roles so you both get to play the T-rex
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@AnimalPlanet hey who would win in a fight between an emu and a honey badger? Doing a paper.
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I haven't cleaned a dish in 6 years now. The sink now streches 10 metres high. Neighbors are complaining, guests are screaming.
'sorry lol theyre just soaking'
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Was a little worried at first since I'm a Non-American working in the US, but then I remembered how I'm a straight, white male
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eonline.com/news/706806/desc…
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH
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I can't wait for the Not-young-enough-to-be-a-teen-but-not-old-enough-to-be-considered-an-adult awards.
The Forgotten Peoples Choice awards
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Merry Christmas everyone! Give gifts, eat way too much food and try not to get into arguments with racist relatives #whatdidsantabringyou
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Imagine going to a space museum or like NASA but as soon as you get there you realise its just one giant room with an audio loop of Owen Wilson saying 'wow' every 10 seconds
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You know that weird love thing when you cant think or sleep or do anything that normal people do
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I also havent looked or tried or even cared about getting emojis but I mean describing and imagining works so far (sunglasses teethy smile)
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It's kinda troubling when the first comment on any post I make is always "YOU'RE ALIVE!"
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I've been feeding my dog scooby snacks for months now and he still hasn't solved one mystery geez Harvey
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Right back at you man! Welcome to the family #Descendants2
Found a new friend in @MitchellHope today. He's such a cool dude!! Can't wait to get to work with such an amazing cast #Descendants2
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Even the Land of Ooo understands that rehabilitation is more effective than incarceration
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Okay but seriously though -
We've explored less than 0.00000000000000000000000000000001% of the universe and we've already found one earth
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Somewhere in a parallel universe exists a world consisting entirely of toasted ham and cheese sandwiches. #science
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If you can't decide on a name for a pet, just yell something at them and if they respond then that's their name
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And the kingdom of Westeros is shaken as the mad king is crushed by his own guard. Welcome, kingslayer Turnbull.
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Extreme fangirl moment after meeting Jeremy Neale sega_dreamboat this weekend.
'J Nealz 4 Realz' instagram.com/p/-YdkyKSL1h/
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AusGov: Oh man that sucks that you're fleeing war, poverty, genocide. We should help
Refugee: Thanks! Can I crash at yours?
AusGov: Nah soz
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Disney Channel’s ‘Descendants’ Bewitches 6.6 Million in Friday Premiere variety.com/2015/tv/ratings/… via @Variety
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@MitchellHope I hate it when auto complete changes like one letter in the sentence
*sigh* first world problems
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This is important -change.org/p/football-federa…
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@MitchellHope I keep tapping on things and then freaking out when I miss the information and can't reply
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New data retention laws force all aussies to start using tor
Soon we'll be buying our groceries on silk road
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@SofiaCarson what's something nice I can say in Spanish to all the awesome Spanish-speaking people who watched Descendants??
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Follow @actorDanPayne to learn how to go FULL BEAST MODE
I'm sure he'll teach you how to do it
And he's just a pretty cool guy
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Found this old beauty in the attic #disneysdescendants instagram.com/p/5_rNiAyLx5/
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Me, Grandpa, Toby, Shara, Nana #tbt instagram.com/p/BGsq8QqyL8L/
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@LuckyCharms hey so cos I've promoted Lucky Charms so much can we maybe talk about a lifetime supply deal?
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Introducing Islamaphobin: Relief for bigotry and exclusion.
Side effects may include tolerance and acceptance
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@LuckyCharms or just something please I'm getting desperate here
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@CierraMoore2 @sarahmjeffery3 @SofiaCarson @DoveCameron @DisneyChannel @Descendants2015 @jedigoodacre Jed looks so much older
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my super serious new facebook page
facebook.com/MitchellHopeOff…
I'll try to put up different photos on different sites!
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@HASerperior what about gay lefts huh? #equalrightsforlefts
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Aww shucks *blushes, cries, faints etc*
But forreal tho, that would finally give us time to kick off our 24HR RICK & MORTY MARATHON AMIRITE
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@TheCameronBoyce hi there, i love your movie
come to australia
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@cuteafmitch You really don't think so, hey?
You might even say you're... hopeless.
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@tobias_hope13 hey can you record the cubs game on foxtel today
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@zacharygibs this is one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen
I want to frame it and put it on the wall, I feel like it deserves that
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