If you don't hear back from me for a while, it's because I'm still watching this.
This is Enzo. His bed got a new squeaker feature. Must’ve come with the latest pupdate. 13/10 very exciting
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THE BLACKHAWKS ARE SERVING 24 OZ. HOCKEY STICKS OF BEER!!! all caps necessary
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The greatest Jonathan Toews gif ever.
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Tom Skilling getting one more night of tornadoes before retiring is like Michael Jordan ending his Bulls tenure with a sixth championship.
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Forever my favorite Theo Epstein moment:
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Portillo's has the most underrated fast food burger in the world. That's the tweet.
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Raise your hand if you would also be very happy to see White Hen Pantry return ✋
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Reply with a favorite photo that you’ve taken at a ballpark. Any ballpark.
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Sky art of the @fantasticfour logo above the city of Chicago! Good promoting, @marvelstudios 👏👏👏
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Forever my favorite @peanuttillman moment. Happy Birthday, #33!
Charles Tillman
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But wait... “Is that Mitchell Trubisky’s music?!”
We could be staring at a Brady/Rodgers/Brees/Wilson NFC QB divisional slate... which would be glorious
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Greetings, from Chicago.
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Deep down, a part of me wanted this to happen every time I saw it on Instagram yesterday.
Snow people - please stop throwing boiling water in the air.
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You can’t tell me this guy doesn’t belong in the Hall of Fame.
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Couldn’t ask for a more perfect day to ask someone to spend the rest of their life with you.
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Found this all-time classic on my Google drive just now, @LukeStuckmeyer!
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There’s nothing wrong with ketchup on a hotdog. That’s the tweet.
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20 years ago, the most athletic play in Chicago sports history happened.
NFL Legacy
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They’re playing NFL Blitz rules.
HOW IS THIS NOT PASS INTERFERENCE @NFLOfficiating
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Don’t forget, Bears fans… Simone Biles is one of us now!
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True Detective Season 5: Ben Johnson & Caleb Williams. 😎
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Who is the one pro athlete that you wish spent more time in Chicago?
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Khalil Mack just wrecked the NWO and D-X combined.
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Two #10's (Trubisky and Moncada) owned the night in Chicago sports...on August 10th.
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Some personal news. Everything’s okay though.
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For #NationalPancakeDay, let's look back at @ChrisJohnson28 doing THIS to Major Wright. 🥞
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When someone tells me I can’t put ketchup on my hotdog:
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🚨Exciting News/Bio Update🚨
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Travis Homer doin front flips (to the tune of Angels by Chance the Rapper) New Bears RB alert 🚨
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This is Tywin Lannister.
Photorealistic portrait of George Washington by @GeorgeAquilla. Pretty awesome.
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The Sears Tower is lit up purple and gold for Kobe 💜💛
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Justin Fields made up for his mistakes. Can’t say the same for the coaching staff.
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This was the height of peak television and I will never be convinced otherwise.
That time Jack McBrayer and @TriumphICDHQ worked Chicago's infamously hostile hot dog stand. piped.video/33zPlnhymCU #CONAN
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Colbert just switched seats with @deray, helping amplify an important message. Meanwhile, Fallon is giving more airtime to Trump for ratings
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To me, @93XRT is like your neighborhood record store and everyone there are the workers and curators that just love to talk to you about their favorite music and what they’re really into these days. It’s good for the soul.
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Patrick Kane at Lukas Reichel's age.
Lukas Reichel says Patrick Kane was his "favorite player growing up". Now he has a chance to play on the same line as him. #Blackhawks
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After 6 months without my @OriginalFunko collection, sitting at my old office...I’ve been reunited with my friends. They now have a new home at our new house.
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August 29th, 2022 at 10:20 PM, our world was forever changed for the better. Meet Molly Ann Piff! She was born while “Rock With You” by Michael Jackson was playing. 7 lbs, 8.6 oz. and a whole lot of love waiting to be shared with her from our family and friends.
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World’s greatest skyline 🏙
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Hey! We bought a house! 🏡 Looking forward to making memories here in Glen Ellyn for a long time.
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Replying to @RexChapman
Person who got off her treadmill to come help...
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This guy is advising President Jack Bauer to go to war. Awesome. #DesignatedSurvivor
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Better than the movie 🍿
FOX Sports: MLB
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Thor is not impressed with Ben Affleck as #Batman
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The greatest halftime show of any sport ever, and it’s not even close. nitter.app/MonstersOfRock/status/…
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The more I think about what the Texans did today, the more I love it…and mostly for Lovie Smith and his players. That was punk rock as hell.
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Everyone that worked on @FargoFX Season 4 deserves an ovation. 👏 In a year where we needed a distraction, they told an incredible story. I highly recommend watching it on Hulu, since the whole season is available to stream there.
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Our leading lady makes her debut this September! 🎬🍼
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When you hear "Classic Chicago Restaurant", what comes to mind first?
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'The Fridge' turned 62 today. Happy Birthday, William Perry! @FridgePerry72 #Bears @MrT @HulkHogan
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My dad would wait up for me on weekends, watching MASH marathons. We’d be up for at least another hour watching episodes and humming the theme.
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Sure it was all downhill after this, but it was the coolest individual Bears moment of my lifetime (born in 1987).
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I couldn't let 10/10 end without wishing you all a happy Moncada/Trubisky Day.
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This is pretty cool. What @obvious_shirts has done is amazing.
Opening day for the @Cubs and for @obvious_shirts tomorrow!! I got the sneak peak and it did not disappoint. Corner of Grace and Clark go check it out!
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What’s your all-time favorite “big man” play in NFL history? Mine forever:
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And if there was a man that could destroy the entire Packers roster by himself, it was Dick Butkus.
I don’t know what kind of bedtime stories your parents used to tell you, but my dad would tell me stories about Dick Butkus when I was growing up. Skypoint to an absolute monster and a legend.
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With Ken Griffey Jr. officially IN, my two favorite baseball players are now Hall of Famers. @TheBigHurt_35 @SInow
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Getting ready to take my wife to the hospital to have our baby and @93XRT is playing “It’s the End of the World as We Know It”.
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You ever go to a wedding rehearsal, and there’s the one coordinating lady from the church who kinda Joe West’s over everything? That’s happening right now and there are about 5 different Hawk Harrelson’s dealing with it.
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Jake Browning’s gf gets left hanging real bad here.
It’s Ok- Cincy can keep scoring.
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Christian Slater is going full Christian Slater in #DrDeath and I’m here for all of it. He and Alec Baldwin are a great combo too.
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Today’s the day! Amy’s the best thing to ever happen to me and I can’t wait to marry her.
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Pete Rose. My god... #ALCS
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Chris Rock is absolutely killing it on #FargoFX this season and I hope people are taking notice. Catch up on Hulu if you haven’t yet.
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For whoever needs to hear it, @leilarahimi is awesome. Happy Birthday, Leila!
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Big thank you to whoever left this pleasant surprise on my desk. He’s got lightning shooting out of his fingers and everything! @OriginalFunko
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Today in 1987, WGN-TV and WTTW were hacked by this guy…
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Replying to @leilarahimi
Wrestling Twitter came through clutch in the replies, I see.
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The "Clean Up Hitter" from the @WhiteSox Craft Kave is outstanding. Two patties, Italian sausage, moz and marinara. #BallparkFoodie
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Pretty much everyone in central Illinois has a “Jim Thome hit a ball 600 feet against my team in high school” story.
Happy 55th birthday to Jim Thome! Here is the ball he hit 511 FEET in ‘99! 💣 (Longest this season is 484 by Mike Trout)
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Best Free Agent signing in Cubs history.
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Me after catching up on Bears Twitter (also @LaurenceWHolmes):

ALT chicago bears football aftershow GIF by NBC Sports Chicago

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And a really good dog. @dog_rates
That's one HUGE dog: atmlb.com/2f5GnoH
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If there was one player, in any sport, that I wish I got to watch play but wasn’t old enough to… it’s Sweetness.
Anyone who had the privilege of seeing @ChicagoBears legend Walter Payton play can say they witnessed greatness. On the day the late Payton would've turned 70, we pause to remember that greatness. #HOFForever
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Replying to @Richnudo1
hence why it's underrated.
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Our hearts are very heavy tonight, after having to say goodbye to a true member of our family. Roscoe loved loving. Anyone who met him was greeted with the biggest doggy hug ever. He always knew when I was down and knew how to cheer me up. I miss my dog so much and I always will.
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Celine Dion meets Deadpool. This is sequel is breaking every sequel wall
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Bacon-Avocado Grilled Cheese at The Cell... #BallparkFoodie #SoxSocial #WhiteSox
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Almost 6 years ago (August 21st, 2018), Michael Kopech made his White Sox debut. This was what it was like on the south side that night. It actually hurts to think about how we all felt back then compared to how everything has played out since.
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🚨 Some exciting work news 🚨 This summer I’ll be teaming up with @NBCOlympics to help cover the Olympics in Tokyo (from the mothership in Stamford). When I joined @NBCSChicago 4 years ago, this opportunity immediately became a career bucket list goal. Couldn’t be more grateful.
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Replying to @MeredithFrost
Two sides of Chicago. Same vantage point.
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The White Sox brass might want to give it a read.
Who is baseball's best player? Do analytics help? And who is the sport's most overrated player? We asked, and more than 100 MLB players answered in our anonymous player poll ⤵️ nytimes.com/athletic/5529966…
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Same person auto picked their bracket and hasn’t paid their buy-in.
Every jackass at the office today #MarchMadness
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Good luck, Tristan.
Tristan Wirfs: Making sure no one gets close to Tom Brady is always in your mind. wp.me/pbBqYq-bW3S
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My favorite thing in sports every year. #OneShiningMoment
NCAA March Madness
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I really miss staying up, late after Letterman…for this. And I’m not even kidding.
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I just listened to my daughter’s heartbeat. There’s no holding back tears when that happens. My whole world is changed.
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No matter how bad things get in 2020, at least you’re not Josh Norman.
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Ed Reed is the turnover chain in human form.
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Shane Matthews. James Allen. Mike Brown. 3 names that I always think of when the Bears play the Browns.
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That Bears fan with his head in his hands after the delay of game is all of us.
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